₦airaland Forum

ppogba:
Yaya Bello is a typical example of people claiming what they are not.

If he were to be the guy man that he claims, I would have expected him to walk into EFCC with a team of SANs who will get a bail for him immediately.

Paper Lion.

Bobrisky even get mind pass Yahaya Bello.

Before you do the crime, be ready to do the time.

Most of these our politicians forming Alagbara, take away police escorts and the stolen funds, they'll turn to ice water.

Kewtt:
Strongly supported. EFCC should follow the rule of law on the matter

What fucking rule of law?

Didn't they invited him and he refused to show up. E be like say you dey ment!

Nigerians are cowards! Else as soon as he handed over, he was supposed to be stoned at sight.

Sometimes, you just have to miss Gen. Sani Abacha

I thought Raheem Sterling was injured.

So why the hell is Jackson on the pitch?

Ekpekus:
Finally City have scored...
Make nobody blame Pochettino

I'd prefer Chelsea play with 10 men, than have Jackson on the pitch.

I blame Poch.

Jackson should be benched for the rest of the season

Chelsea is a damn useless club!

Their players are nothing but a bunch of overpriced Internet fraudsters.

They have no responsibilities, little wonder they are so carefree on the pitch.

When if comes to making dreads and making holes in their socks... They're number one.

The useless mallam called Jackson even dyed his hair. For him mind now him Na starboy. Hairstyle wey make am look like one Santa. Bunch of clowns!

Oseone1:
Haaland no dey o

Chelsea would have played even much better if Halaand was on the pitch.

Halaand always plays short one for City.

Abeg, how did Nicholas Jackson get into Chelsea?

They called me from this agency earlier this week to interview me on this particular subject.

Didn't know it was going to be published.

My response to them was

1. Taxation of farmers by bandits.

2. High cost of transportation.

3. Extortion by Police, Soilders and those guys that call themselves Agricultural Bla Bla Bla..

4. The general high cost of living.

You mentioned their names... As if we've ever heard of them, or like they've done something significant that we've heard of.

Why you con misuse the word "Dupe"?


I con think say Na better "work" dem work you.

You see, as an employee, there are standard operating processes laid down by your employer to ensure the smooth running of the business.

The moment you bend any of the rules while servicing a customer, you're strictly on your own.

You made a mistake allowing him to play without paying. Furthermore, you saw him with a "bale of cash" (whatever that means) and you couldn't hold him down and collect your money.

You quickly ran to nairaland, a faceless forum where anyone can claim to be a Billionaire, a doctor, a travel agent, etc to lament.

Like... You no get friends or people around the shop wey for help you pin the guy down, while you take your 12k from the bale of cash?

As e be now... Na sope otilo oooo.

That jam is dope!

Mad Jam!

Elite force that cannot defeat ragtag militia for over a decade.

Abeg. Take this sh*t to comedy section.

helinues:
Nigerians no go hold their state governors accountable, all blames are only shifted on FG even if there area transformer no dey work

We will continue to hold the FG accountable because they are the ones that are still sustaining this evil system of government.

Let states control their resources and pay tax to the central government. Simple!

Uniben....

Murder HT!

Klounge:
Nobody will buy this car for 8m

You can say that again.

Available go reach page 60!

Hezzyluv:
Tar....
4get that thin bro, na them and man utd go play final. Man U fit no qualify. But u see city, them go beat chelsea qualify.

Okay.

Hezzyluv:
At this point, I don't care... so long as Man city is out of UCL, anyone can win it....!!!!!!! And I am extremely excited. .....!

If I am to choose thi, I would prefer PSG winning the tittle just because of Kylian Mbape. I like that guy no be small.

Coming from Man UTD fan


But I just pity Man utd the way man city go take rape them for FA cup semi finals.

Na the reason why I preferred Liverpool winning us that day be that.

Surprisingly, Mancity won't play the FA cup finals.

Badadvisor:
You Nigerians with big ego are one of the ugliest set of people on earth but always too quick to body shame or call someone ugly. Girls with big stomach looking like Honorables and guys with zero steez and game with dress sense like Johnbull.
You only got money to offer, Nigerians got the highest numbers of simps in the world.

So what's the difference between you and the that you quoted?

Tranquility2345:
In my opinion, Unai Emery is better than Arteta. Note: in my opinion..

Talk am with your full chest. No fear anybody. Unai Emery is miles ahead of Arteta!
Even Arteta knows this.

DCroc:
I still can't comprehend why arteta bromance with jojinho and havertz, ahead of better players

A colleague claimed "To play ALL games" was included in Kai Havert's contract with Arsenal.

Can anyone confirm this?

Treasure17:
Stake your rent and thank me later ✌️

Man would have been homeless by the end of the game.

Heavensent01:
I don stake already, I dey always bet responsibly bro


I'm not bet addict

Over 3.5 is what you call staking responsibly?



You'll lose your money sir.

donbrowser:
I don't take people who don't know the difference between "am", "I'm" and "I am" seriously

You shouldn't please. Same way I don't take people with intellectual deficiency serious too.

tabaralph:
Cubana was only granted bail for now, the case is still on, he will collect his six months also

Have you had a case with EFCC or the FG before?

I have!

If you have never had a case with them or the government, you are in no position to argue these things with me sir.

Joy2dworldxyz:
So why was Bob's case different?

Bob pleaded guilty.

donbrowser:
Who is advising this guy's lawyer, plead guilty and you're back in 6 months. This case might take 2 years, he will spend money and still not win it.

You just sounded like a Poor man!

Do you know how much he lose in that 6 months leaving his business?

What about the reputational damage?

That's why I don't take financial advise from people who don't own a business, and haven't attained a certain level of wealth.

Righteousness2:
There was nothing wrong in what God's Servant Pst Paul Eneche did in trying to question the Testimony of our Sister as it didnt sound right.

Probably due to stage freight or something of that nature, our sister made some Error in testifying what God did for her.

To GOD be the Glory , Every doubt has been Cleared.
Sister sorry for the inconveniences. It is one of the things done to Ensure every doubts are cleared.


98% of those complaning and making noise are people who do not even care about GOD.
They just want to make noise and find a way to insult the Church.

Sir, You're biased.

When something is wrong, say it.

Galay:
It is easier for a camel to pass through a needles eye than Chelsea wining this match

You that cannot predict when your girlfriend is safe, want to come and predict Chelsea's match.

Better leave this place and go and continue practicing your pull out.

A Chelsea WIN!

2-1
3-1

Over 7.5 corners
Over 2.5 yellow cards.
Over 7.5 shots on target

Caramia2020:
So many people has passed through Libya but half of the population weren't able to tell their stories, so it's better not to force things, if one is not privileged. If I have 25m I won't bother to leave my beloved Nigeria.

If you have N25m, you won't be calling Nigeria "beloved" again.

maleekberry:
If you can raise 40 million naira, why travel abroad? Use your 40 million naira to hustle your way to the top. With God on your side very achievable.

Why most people for naija never blow is simply because there's no seed capital.

If you have a seed capital like 5 to 10 million as a graduate. Just start business forget about going abroad.

Nigeria is still a virgin land so many things to explore unlike abroad.

Wait till you make 40m.
Then you will know that priorities change.