₦airaland Forum

macphilip:
Nigerians have become a laughing stock to other Nations of the world

what do you expect.. when some group of people go about insulting our pride by calling our county zoo and all sort of names..

also insulting d president on international media platforms all in d name of "freedom fighting"

shebi dem sef dey use their eye see...

broxymall:
What mobile do you use?

LG & Lenovo (java + Android)

@OP shebi you've read and mastered those steps bfor posting it here...

gud for you..

NEXT!

broxymall:
I would prefer letv anyday

Okay fine..

it has great specs with beautiful design buh not a strong battery ( for d RAM & Processor)

if you don't mind charging twice -thrice a day.. you should go for it

cos me... I charge once to last me for days.. even with 24/7 light

@OP buy a phone with moderate specs + powerful battery like 4000mAh for max. efficiency.. eg. lenovo a5000

cos this power issue we're currently facing doesn't support one carrying chargers around like our infinix brothers do..

just checkup Nice phones online buh not blackberry

but they are all "T" h "I" e "V" e "S" nw...

na joke o

OLOSHI

na cos of #300 naira earpiece I come read this trash... Chai!

but OP you get mind o.... you dey pursue pesin wey hold gun

all these ph boys sef

Maximum83:
I met a lady last Sunday at the Port Harcourt motor park in Lagos, so we chatted and later exchanged numbers. Meanwhile she told she is 25 years old and I must confessed, she is cute

I called her later on Monday if we could hook up at a relaxation center, she obliged. During our conversation I was shocked to hear her say guy I don't like sex, it's been a very long-time I had sex. And I asked how long, she said up to 4 years.

So I am thinking if she gonna be a marriage material but she wants 3 things from me, if I could provide it, she might consider me.

A night gown

A gold ring

A Tecno Phantom 5 smartphone

The question is, has she accepted to my proposal looking at her requests or is she the chop and go type?

did you say phantom 5?

so she can't manage camon c8.. abi no be same Tecno

d kin 419 wey dem wan do you still dey do press up.. just imagine o

hope you are well established sha

xcuggsm:
You mean his wife?

Don't mind me o... I was only joking

the guy in question sef is funny.. girl wey you never marry dey bother you..

how am I even sure it wasn't d girl he wanted to marry that slept with his good friend..

probably that one was cuter and wealthier.. you know hoe.s of nowadays na.. they ain't loyal

danielicon:
how true lol...

it's possible na...

mayb his babymamas gave him han.djob, then spread their kitty wide open for him to cum insyd

or how else can we possibly explain this?

can't you people think of something worthwhile in ur miserable lives... other than yoruba/igbo comparism

how many times have you seen a yoruba open threads all in a bid to bash yeebos or stereotype them..

Inferiority complex wey dey worry most of una no be here o...

nickkylawve:
my friend's bf left her for a bigger ass!!! just wondering y guys likes over weighted ass

we don notice you..

btw dat one wey you carry for chest too no bad atal

if you wan spoil everything... snap & upload d side view of ur 'Nicki-like' butt

viickerz:
can it do pregnancy test?

it should be able to... wirelessly

with all d hype wey we don see

omo my prediction on point o... 100%

Brightology2:
Ss

Hmmn!.. I see

buh why dnt you want it in ur region?... with such Nuclear power, your people can hold d whole nation to ransom you know..

think about it

axiliborha:
watch where you are headed with your attitude

I'll put that somwhere at d back of my mind... Thnks all d same

HungerBAD:
Very soon.

This Ben Bruce will talk himself into irrelevancy like Ayo Fayose.

is he relevent?

only twitter rants... #obama lookalike with..... you knw d rest

axiliborha:
eventually dummy I didn't do any abortion and am still with the child happy with so much love from family in due time you dutchbag will get to know about my birth and mind you are a stupid nicumpu and and idiot who doesn't have manner what are you and what do you think you posses more than I do you stupid illiterate

Hokay!

prospective babyma... congrats on ur feat

now gerrarahere... I mean foh

Brightology2:
North of course

Lool... ok!

and which region are you from?

luvlyADESUWA:
Shut your dirty mouth...
Keep quiet if u don't know wat to say.
These ppl are in big problem..... Imagine a lost of hope, property and even risk of loosing lives; and u are there talking nonsense......hearth of Stone; I wander where u are from.....HEARTH OF STONE.

hian!

you don get me for mind bfor?... or mayb you live in thst house

I was only joking o... my condolences

cutie..

I like 'sons'.. I hope to get plenty of them when d time comes

jude33084:
Grow up boy.

Ok! grandpa

#growing up

shebi dem get jazz... I hear say dem dey fly for afternoon..

wetin d ladder dey for na

anonimi:
I don't think good leaders is written on the foreheads of the Americans, Britons, Canadians etc or is it

m clueless like our former oga boss at d moment..

buh I get ur point sha... they all change for bad when they get there

Maiconyoung:
Blue is d colour

or Gold

sure you ain't drunk?

anonimi:
NOT bad leaders since they were all ordinary citizens before they became leaders, not so
Abi we get ALIENS for leaders ni?
When shall we accept our RESPONSIBILITY for choosing/allowing bad people emerge as our leaders?
When will we shake off the mental slavery chains so we can make progress as a COLLECTIVE




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Hmmmn!

well said.. but how do we tell which one is dumb & which is not

cos last time I checked, it wasn't written on d forehead

repogirl:
you know we really don't need it but as you are a Boooooohari die hard fan, you will want to believe we do.

There are more pressing matters. Simple electricity, we can't get right. Is it Nuclear energy we will be planning towards?

m just pulling ur legs ni..

who will maintain it?

abi no be Naija? where we politicize & neglect everything

Bubu sir.. e shey normal o

Oyaaaa!

PSG sinachi... na win win

chelsea won't see draw

Chelsea 1 - 2 PSG