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Abeg gimme season 4

torqque7:
Haba sweetheart.. Watin we do like that na?lol but most of the time na una de find trouble.. Oya sorry calm down and stop wishing us hell fire.. come and collect Apple juice,my treat..

Lol....thanks

Topestbilly:
Ladies are not exceptional...

The ladies who shared their experiences has 1 or 2 reasons that led to the break up..

U know how December is na?
merriment n other exciting feelings... so my ex never pick a more suitable period or day to break up with me but on the 31st of December just few minutes to new year, after 4years of courtship for reasons best known to her, as I type dis d reasons are still unknown.

I just dey laugh #pardon me
My words still stands

austinosita:
Hey......gba go du break there, biko!!
If I tell you my own bitter experience(s) with girls, you will retrieve this your statement!

As girls get heart breaks from guys, guys get it too from girls! It happens in both ways! I'll tell you my recent sad experience!

I met her in the north when I went for service.....we became very close friends. We dated and we were so much in love....inseparable! I even made her go to school, cos I told her I can't marry an illiterate.

Now, it happened that we stopped communicating cos I was in lag, she was still in the north and I had no job! Things were so difficult for me!
When I finally got a job, I rented an apartment and tushed it! She had already graduated. We started communicating again and ignited our love! I told her everything about my failed love affairs and she lied to me about hers!

I invited her to lag! Lo and behold I discovered her breasts had fallen and gone flat like a Breast feeding mother! Sex was not the same again cos her va.gi.na had depreciated!
I accepted her still and went ahead to propose! We started making arrangement on how to go see her parents, it was then she now told me she had a baby boy and she would like me to accept him in my house(as in, he would live with us)!
I declined and said he won't come now, and that she would have to give me some time!

She got pregnant for me....and I told her to go home cos I need to inform my people so we can come for the introduction and every other thing that has to do with marriage rites!

Along the line, I lost my job and I told her to give me some time to get a job, cos I can't raise a family being jobless! Tho I assured her that the trad marriage would take place before the stomach bulges!

Could you believe she called last week to inform me that she had aborted the baby and she cannot marry a jobless man.....and so she was no more interested!

Meanwhile, I and my mum, use to send money to her for her upkeep, and I call her often!

How cruel can this be? How do I tell my people? Cos we've fixed a date already!

Abeg madam, just go sidown if u no know wetin to talk!

Haaaa.....this one bad oo
But my words still stands

And olori's will be receiving all the idobale's But if you won't call me a PERVERT,na how this man dey take satisfy these women?

I won't be surprised if 89% of guys go to hell fire Deadly than Lucifer

This is not my real face o
Anyways!you can copy,it's a free world
Emmanuella:You are my teacher and you know better,if I get to heaven I will ask uncle Jonah
Teacher:what makes you think uncle Jonah is in heaven?
Emmanuella:When you get to hell fire help me ask Uncle Jonah

And to the unreasonable ones here who mentioned me saying unreasonable things I won't grace your stupidity with my reply but to the reasonable ones I have this for you
I want comfort and fulfilment hence I can't marry someone who aiint gonna give it to me
Getting married to a man who will not enhance my dreams is a No for me
Men are so stereotype in the way they think which makes them believe all ladies are after their wealth just because few of us want comfort and. fulfilment
Where will I get the comfort I craved and I'm working for when I married a man who cannot compliment my hardwork with his?
Where will I get the fulfilment I always want if I get married to a man without focus?
It's time guys and few ladies (who commented with pretence) to have a change of mentality
It is fine and okay when a lady feeds the family including the man of the family,they term the lady as an helpmate but it is wrong when a woman depends absolutely on the man.They call the lady a gold digger or dependent

And one done yeye journalist(Kemi olunloyo) said he did Ogun owo She wey no do Ogun owo who she don help? Badoo sneh

Egbami ke!!!
So because of Ambode's safety, his convoy should crash with other vehicles?
Don't you think it is better for ambode alone to die than for 2 or more people to die?
Ambode should die for the masses not not that the masses should die for Ambode
Boya ka mo nkan ta n shey o

We want evidence (s) of how the election was rigged I kukuma did not like the Fayose boy Una go dey expose unasef small small nani Awon Janduku

Beremx:
....and some nairalanders have already concluded she was with her boyfriend.

nairaland members with their bad mouth eh?!! Thank God she's back safely.

And what makes you think they are not right?
Thank God tho

And you actually made sense It's not our fault We want comfort and fulfillment

@op,you are seriously who you called yourself KING IN WAHALA You get problem #Funny tho

@op,you are seriously who you called yourself KING IN WAHALA You get problem

Dindondin:
Are you using fish or human brain? Who ll I leave my child with? Relative or stranger?

I will not grace your stupidity with my reply

Some men's name needs to be changed to DOG. If I'm privileged to preside over this case The man will he sentence to death with his manhood being fed on by Dog #Rubbish

We live in a country where law enforcer.agents act like they are above the law they are meant to enforce
##Believe#BetterDeyCome#

Parents should stop leaving their children in the hands of relatives

Is she a leopard? Why did she have print all over her body? Ok she did tye and dye on her body

Show us the man/ men behind Nigeria bad economy #ThatYourHeadThatIsNOtCorrect

Glory!!!

Tell them,especially we ladies

skysailor:
this post na complete nonsense and not hilarious

how u try get customer care number chat with
dem dey chat with customer care service for watsapp
and assuming say we commot eyes for that part ....how in d world will be guy be so so stupid to gv out d numbers to d customer care

as in I no understand... him no get brain to think ?

Buhahaha...my guy yaf vex finish. Don't mind op.

Zizaboni:
Thanks much man pls kindly consider funaab too, is it advisable

I think FUNAAB is a good option too looking at it's proximity to your present school.
But then consider the time frame,I think Ilorin is faster.you gonna finish quicker quickly and concentrate on making money to polish your family.

I didn't tell you not to lie,but @op lie with sense

In my opinion i think you can apply for the direct entry form into UNILORIN base on the following reasons:
Distance: The difference between Ilaro to Akungba Akoko and Ilaro to Ilorin is not that much say an hour diff(I stand to be corrected)plus the transport fare and time you gonna save if u choose Akungba will pay a quota of your tuition fee in Ilorin.
Recognition:Sentiments apart,Nigeria institutions are hierarchically rated.UNILORIN is being recognised and highly rated outside than AAUA
Time:Thinking of starting the Bsc in your final year is a waste of time so far u know and you are sure you will be able to cope so that it won't be a waste of money and time
The reasons are numerous but to be brief make sure you have the strength before diving into it.What is worth doing at all is worth doing well, if at least u are able to bag upper credit at the polytechnic and 2:1 in the university.
Lastly seek for God's guidance. All the best

What's this compare and contrast all about?
Ffk should apply as a visiting lecturer in one of the institutions in Ekiti preferably at the department of pol sci
He can add this to their course outline
This so unnecessary

Action speaks louder than voice is the adage Now Fashola's voice is louder than his action Who him voice don help?