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Interested buyer, send pix to ax4segun@yahoo.com

Seen the pix and very much interested.
Let's deal 500k and I pay immediately after inspection tomorrow or next.
Drop a note in ax4segun@yahoo.com
Expecting.........

Still waiting........
Ain't seen the pix yet

Lemme pay 450k. Serious buyer, I will pay on Tuesday after inspection and if it's in an 'impeccable' state. ax4segun@yahoo.com
I mean it

Very interested
Send pics and other details to ax4segun@yahoo.com

Will pay 500k on Tuesday after inspection.
ax4segun@yahoo.com
Serious buyer please

RIP Zulai!

I need a clean Toyota Camry 1996 or corolla 1998 this weekend with the specification below::
Auto drive with power windows and steering
Factory fitted A/C
Low mileage btw 80,000km - 120,000km
Alloy rims
Price: 680k
Clearing: tin can or Cotonou with Nig. custom duty
Forward all info to ax4segun@yahoo.com or reply here on this thread

O yes I will.
This is the only minister who has tried so much in that ministry, others came, saw and left without any impact.
Welcome nnaji

Highbros: Do people still soak garri? Its been long o.

What a question! It's either you are missing the delicious garri water or you are forming.

If roomney were to be a Nigerian, he would have said he will make the country ungovernable for Obama.

If roomney were to be a Nigerian, he would have said he will make the country ungovernable for Obama but see mature speech. We are still crawling and one day we will get there.

E be like say these liberians just start match oo at 5 mins to the end of match. See game

Nigeria 5 :1 Liberia.
Come oo, Ike uche dey bleach him face?
See as him face white like Michael Jackson own.

Series22: 1st in history, am d 1st 2 comment.. Thank u jesus

Sorry, try again and better luck next time.

Nigeria! Where is thy freedom? Our politicians are just not able to give explanations for the inadequacies in their ministries.

kaycenet: ;DDon't be decieved, I know body magic wen I see one. Height - too short, booby - not available, behind -cant see one. Nice make up though Rating - 4/10

Chei! You too harsh.
Wetin the girl do you na?
Kindly rate yourself and give us the feed back here.

This girl set die.

Adebaba1: pls how do i upload a picture of a car not more than 200kb. Pls i wil b grateful if u guys can reply me, thank u

Go to settings on ur phone then reduce the resolution, snap, go to details on that picture and check the file size.
Later upload if not more than 200kb.
Easy?

Chei!
I still dey wait for Gtbank credit alert oooo

wild child: Lemme give u 3k for the multilinks broadband

Go get a Nokia 3310, install Nokia pc suite or ovi on your mainframe computer and use the Nokia 3310 as modem.
Will be cheaper that way.

Sorry for not being able to upload the pictures until today.
Hurry!!!

floridam: Still available.
Pictures coming soon.

The pictures of the modem are now here for viewers who are interested.

Ijebulogic: Mr President: Morning Team
Psychophants: Moring Sa!!, Long Live Nigeria Sir, Long Live Madam sir!!, Morin Sir.
Mr President: Okay, straight to business. Please give me highlights of the main issues we need to address this week.
Psychophants: Commander in Chief, we are facing the biggest national disaster of our time sir, the people are dying in floods sir, even my grandmother's house in some unknown village that contributes nothing to our GDP is flooded sir. The people are screaming for help, the Ministries are screaming for funds. we need funds sir - that is, cash, dollars, faroukas, Kudi, moneeee!!!
President: Oh that is terrible. So let me understand this, is this flooding a national or localised issue
Adviser: Localised sir, we have found that....
Psychophant: Please, please please, Mr adviser, you are not on top of the matter. Mr President this is a National disaster and the funding must reflect federal character. The desert areas of the north must get funds, also the people who already live on water in the creeks must be well funded. Areas like Lagos, run by that opposition party, Action Group or so dont need any funds, they have plenty money. But back to the issue of funds sir, we need money fast fast sir. fast!!!
Mr President: Okay, thank God we have the Ecological Fund and competent Ministers and Agencies to handle this issue
Adviser: You are right sir, the Ecological fund invested in Treasury Bills and Government Bonds and by my estimate should be worth about...
Psychophants: Haba Mr adviser, why do you mislead us?? Mr President, the Ecological fund has been wiped out by the global financial crisis and all the inaction of the CBN. In fact sir, i think we need to invite the Governor of the CBN to come and tell us what happened to the fund. I think we should use the money from Government savings sir!
Mr President: Okay and modalities to be managed my NEMA, Ministry of Environment, Ministry of Agric, Housing and Works?
Psychphants (shout in unison): No sir, this is politically sensitive and affects all arms of Government. We should run by an objective committee sir.
Mr President: Okay, makes sense. So i need the DG of that NEMA place, Perhaps an economist, and lets get in touch with the UN agencies that are experts in disaster management. What about that Mayor of New Orleans, he did an amazing job during their disaster - lets invite him to advise us on a special contract. Okay team?
Psychphants: No sir! absolutely not!!! we dont need foreign assistance or the people will say you are weak! Common New Orleans Mayor...who is he sir? Does he have money like our Adenuga and Aliko? we think we should promote our own people sir.
Mr President: well...okay. I dont agree but in the spirit of democracy, i will side with my advisory team. Set up the commitee immeditaly and write my speech, i want to address my people tomorrow morning by 7am. Any other issues?
Adviser: yes sir...last weekend, four students.
Psychophant: Oga adviser!!! Please go and write the grammar for the speech let me finish briefing Oga on the students.
Adviser: Okay, excuse me sir while i call the media etc.
Psychophant: Thank you and good bye. Ehen Mr President, some cult boys killed themselves last weekend. This country sha. In our days, shebi we just used to box each other and smoke gbana. Now the cultists are killing themselves. But dont worry sir, the Nigerian people are not even concerned about it.
Mr President: As a former lecturer, this thing pains me. I should spend at least 1 minute consoling the families?
Psychophant: HABA!! capital no sir! Next thing they will say its because the boys were in a cult you sponsored thats why you are talking. They will ask why you didnt talk since when others were killing themselves. Dont worry sir. Lets handle the floods, Nigerians are not worried about those boys.
Mr President: Well, okay, i guess you guys are doing your jobs and giving me the information that i need to act.
Psychophants: YES SIR! Long Live Nigeria sir... please sir, we need funds fast to mobilise the committee.

@ijebulogic, u re supposed to be writing scripts for acting oo.
I bet it's your calling

pro01: The fact that they are celebrities doesn't mean that they should be more knowledgeable or "intelligent" than the average Nigerian. In fact, I strongly suspect that many viewers/posters on this thread would first look up the word 'incumbent' to know what it really means (because they were hitherto unsure), and then subsequently mock the celebrities. Funny but true.

Well said!

Eko o ni baje lailai

Chei! Shey these northern leaders no wise ni?
Boko haram kill 5 today, JTF go kill 50 in retaliation. By the time JTF finish all their Boko and non Boko children, their eye go clear.
Good job and thumbs up to JTF.
Well done

I'm afraid Atiku will lose out again.
Why is he wasting his time.

Haa! Nkan be

@ all kindly drop ur email addresses so I forward the pictures to you.
Having problem uploading the pictures here.

ponana: Send me a mail supo05 at yahoo.com. I also want to sell some multilinks blue broadband modem. Are you in Lagos?

@ponan, i see you are a coward!
Why not start your own thread and offer for sale your modems even for 2k5 rather that take advantage of another person's thread.