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Good dev.

Nigeria! Top African oil producer still depend on oil importation to meet local demands.
It's complicated!

Did I hear esele yesterday saying the strike is uncalled for?

Na today smart phone duos enter market?

There is definitely a superiority tussle between the sergeant and the accused.

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Dereformer: I wouldn't have gone to a polytechnic, I would have gone to university straight. All the same I thank God who knows the destiny of men.

Well, you can still apply to the university with ur HND and start from 300L If it's not too late.

Sijo01: Has anybody worn the brandnew aeroplane

I will, and 'drive' the plane to iyana ipaja to see my friends on christmas day.
Before that I will clear the bush in front of my house as hanger for 'parking' the aeroplane.
Gbogbo big boiz

Madawaki01: Is is automatic dat a graduate of nda wil be a soldier?pls reply.

Yes it is because during ur POP u will be commissioned as an officer and ur rank attached to ir shoulder.

Alaafia l‘oro:
...I would not have put in more efforts then #things would have been better now#

@alaafia l'oro, u make me laugh in nspanish.
How do u mean u wouldn't have put more effort and things will be better now.
Are you saying that ur hard work landed u in this 'not better' condition?
U funny die?

Will 550 fly the baby?
Serious buyer, will pay after inspection and the car with no issue.

ms pookie: I loved my job when i started, i couldnt wait to be at work the next day,i craved for moments with my colleagues even though i dont discuss much with them or get personal.

Presently, I hate my job! It is intense. I feel like i am trapped with no way out,my job is killing me and sucking out my soul, i also fantasize about my workplace burning down. i also sometimes feel jumping in front of a train could be less painful than going to work.

I consistently complain, whine, and moan about my job to friends, family, and anyone who will listen.

Sometimes, i invent new immediate family members who just passed on so i can take bereavement leave. My manager blows me kisses when no one is watching and tells how much he has missed me when i miss a day at work.

I have to give myself incentives all day long, i always want some water, i want to visit the restroom, just to b off my desk.

I enjoy having meetings outside my office, even though i get terminally bored.

The voice of my supervisor drives me insane, makes me wanna shove a stick down his throat. He just irritates me! i havent even had a vacation this year and he takes constant vacations. he recently asked me to resign because i fell ill and couldnt report to work for a day. He also has an overweening ego.

I used to love this place, i worked hard. now, i just make silly mistakes. i cant continue to be under this strain but i cant do anything about it either....well, i dont want to.

Colleagues and i discussed our job interest, the feeling is mutual but we cant explain it.

I HATE MY JOB...WHAT ABOUT YOU

Do you work in a factory like me?

If I can turn back the hand of time;
After NYSC, I would learn Computer networking and work as a trainee in a networking company for about 2 yrs get all the certifications in cisco and start my networking business as well without working for anybody.
What would u do if u can turn back the hand of time.

Send the car pix to segunduct@gmail.com

Rolling back the odometer reading of ur car will not enhance the efficiency of ur car.
Ummmmh I smell a rat here

Nah, I want that camry pencil light parked adjacent to it.
How much.

May not be boko haram unless they claim responsibility for it.

Adieu Clifford orji.

Boko haram is politically sponsored to destabilize president Goodluck government.
Now that jTf have started killing tens in retaliation of boko haram bombing and shooting, the sponsors are beginning to shout genocide.
In my opinion, let boko haram continue with their bombing and also let JTF continue with their job and see who will run at a lose.
Gov't should not negotiate with terrorists.

MacLovington: Oga ex-policeman,

as you can see, the police is possibly the most unpopular body in Nigeria. That means a lot in a country with corrupt political system, judiciary, immigration, customs, civil service, you name it.
It is by the grace of God that anybody would even read your story and offer any suggestion.

About 27 years ago, the police framed a relative of mine and he languished in prison for years. The actual criminal with a very long history was openly enjoying himself with girls and riding a new car he bought using money from the crime. He settled the police handsomely. The alleged crime attracted death penalty. This relative suffered so much that a good christian turned muslim in prison by force! He lost a child while in prison. He got acquittted after a long court trial (tens of adjournments included). He never recovered from that injustice. He's dead long ago.

The injustice you're shouting about is not comparable.

See as police take spoil the man life.
All these devils in black.

All this get-rich-quick people have perpetually given Nigerians bad name in the USA .
An average white sees a Nigerian as a potential thief or a fraudster even in uk.

It may surprise you that this new miss world from china may be a calabar girl from Nigeria.

This ibori of a thief should be retransferred to hyperpolymaximum prison because of his wicked and continuous looting of delta state resources while in office.
Ole

U will make it and ur limbs will be corrected without error.
This I pray for you

God dey !

I guess the northern elder never envisaged this coming.
When book haram first started killing Christians in the north, e dey sweet the northern elders but now wey jtf wan finish all the bokos them dey shout foul.
You ain't seen anything yet.
Jtf abeg boko haram still plenty for borno oooo, continue with the wipe out of boko haram

Na still part of legislation

Linda played maturity this time.
We accused her of begging or placating Susan peters after the latter got back at her after a post.
Linda! You ve got the nerve now and we love it.
Go girl

God bless me with two boys like this when next the midwife tells my wife 'push'.