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Abeg what's her handle I wanna get talking too

Waddaya expect in a country of over 140M Computer can't do the maths again, the logarithm & differentiation don finish
It's got to add more digits to do more maths

Creek town village, odukpani L.G.A cross river
#caliboyswagging

Er'bodyz just dropping handles no one wants to follow me on I.G or twitter @flowjoejoe

Never say never

This is an avenue for the airlines to purchase these aircrafts at a subsidised price, or the government can use 9 to start a national carrier

Try to get admission into another university that's not in ur state so u'd be free from her claws

Welcome to Nigeria where
If u Blow & one of ur family member dies even if it's a natural occurrence pple assume u used dem for rituals

Tecnonews24:
ur foolishness know No bound, I feel Sorry for your parents, u are a waste to this country.

Power first, a lot of other things will fall into place
Power can create jobs
Power can supply electricity for the CCTV for security
Corruption

ive already migrated to the plan & im good with it except for the fact that N5 is cut daily with or without making calls unlike etisalat till u make call before dey deduct N5
I wan do make my credit finish, maka see where dey go deduct 5 bucks from

Fraih:
I disagree

O girl u broke ooh
No offeinse

CSTR2:
Tell me what is so difficult here that cannot be replicated in a sane Nigeria?

Theres more to that, than meets the eye

ITbomb:
Heavy problem

How English becomes German
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
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Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas

Nice piece

BasseyJ:
Haven't encountered such before bro, but I think it might be an OS related issue. Tag, Malcolm, tziz, and Reaky in your initial question post, like I said they are the real bosses here

Alright na, tencs tho
I still dey follow ur pathway

Unabefool:
that same mtn zone offers 40kobo per second call tariff sometimes. It not fixed. It's not a nice tariff plan. I was using it until i got tired and I switched to MTN ipulse which offers 15kobo per second and 40kobo per second after the first minute

Abeh how i for fit migration catapult to this plan

BasseyJ:
Looolz, thanks boss, buh I'm not a pro o, na dem Reaky, Tziz dem be the main pros, but ask anything, if it's something I know/ have encountered before, I'll share my thoughts

Pls ehn derz this ish that just developed on my z10 which is barely 5 months old, it strtd like last week,
As am using the fone, the screen will just start fading till it turns off i'd now re-insert d ba3 b4 it comes up sometimes it happens like twice a day, once a day attimes it doesn't happen
Cc : Malcolm, tziz, reaky

BasseyJ:
Blackberry is at 10.3.1 now, just so you know. Nevertheless, even when my OS was 10.2.1, I successfully played, Max Payne, Grand Theif Auto, and other heavy HD games on it, just Batman Arkraym city or so refused to play and that was cos I didn't have Play Store installed, I could have bypassed that by installing the Play store apk I have on my system but I didn't. Don't say BlackBerry 10 doesn't run important apps just cos you read it somewhere, you should have rather asked us that use it

Bros i throwaay salute #catch am
Its like u've utilised yur z10 to the core & ur a pro
Can i ask som'n?

cozy7:
Well, it depends on who d person is to u. I once dated a girl who attributed how mch I missed her to d amount of missed calls she sees on her phone.......

Nedu my guy

Jasper7 i learnt that yur a great punter
I would looove to have yur tips
Wah ya say??

leke12:
hi! No predictions on tuesday, 2 predictions today with 2 success making 7 success out of 10 predictions. Pics below!

How does one join ur group?

kingofcasting:
ok

















CASTED and CRASHED!! Bet sliced and butchered by wicked alabi with butchers knife.pieces picked up and thrown into the pot of failure.boiled and washed away into the sewage of sorrow.

Lololololol im rolling on my bed 'lol'ing

charleya:
for saying this I will personally cast all ticket tommorrow

Lool, cast all tickets tomorrow?
Abeg u dey owe alabi money ur account is on minus
Pay up & shut d'fuc.k up

nedu2000:
2GB for 2k
1GB for 1k!? what's the improvement?abi you think say I no sabi maths?

Ur head dey dia, as an ibo boi i nor expect u to slack

micynute94:
Not after the profit in this case, just a psychological stuff i do once in a while but i posted since i played it.....

Psychology i see
After soo manyREDS u do that to rejuvenate & give u hope

dennismukoro:
if u see any big team like arsenal playing qpr. Handicap qpr +2.5 corner. Arsenal to win. Odd is always bigger like 3.65 or 4.0. Thank me for this trick. Is always helping me to kill them bookers.

Pls can u tell me what this corner HC is?

Sorry bro im a dan Brown fan but u see that link, i will jump & pass
Those ain't thrilling facts their just biography

00francis:
My brother no be only u oh...imagine 2 yellow cards from the same person in the first half....

1. 30.04.15 03:00
CSD Comunicaciones - Deportivo Guastatoya
(1X2)
Liga Nacional, Clausura / Guatemala / Soccer
Customer type: CSD Comunicaciones @ 1.12
Result: CSD Comunicaciones

2. 29.04.15 22:00
General Diaz - Club Guarani (1X2)
Primera Division, Apertura / Paraguay / Soccer
Customer type: Guarani Asuncion @ 1.80
Result: Guarani Asuncion

3. 30.04.15 01:00
CA Nacional Potosi - The Strongest (1X2)
Liga Profesional Boliviano, Clausura / Bolivia /
Soccer
Customer type: THE Strongest @ 1.65
Result: CA Nacional Potosi

4. 30.04.15 01:00
DVO Tachira - Deportivo Lara (1X2)
Primera Division, Clausura / Venezuela / Soccer
Customer type: Deportivo Tachira @ 1.45
Result: Deportivo Tachira

5. 30.04.15 02:00
Deportivo Cuenca - Club Sport Emelec (1X2)
Serie A, Primera Etapa / Ecuador / Soccer
Customer type: Club Sport Emelec @ 1.95
Result: Club Sport Emelec

6. 30.04.15 01:30
Liga Dep Universitaria Quito - Barcelona
Guayaquil (1X2)
Serie A, Primera Etapa / Ecuador / Soccer
Customer type: Liga Dep Universitaria Quito @
1.75
Result: Liga Dep Universitaria Quito

I wish I could go into those leagues..

Deyqunlay:
Been on this thread for like a month now.....still don't know what it is all about.

Carry yasef go romance section