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Romance / Re: Pics+ Very Hot Shape... And She Is Beautiful As Well by flowjoe: 11:07pm On Jul 30, 2015
Eco2580 how legit that number be? I dey plan sth angry
Family / Re: See What Nigerian Women Can Do (photos) by flowjoe: 10:21am On Jul 30, 2015
Mama ah hustler, she ain't need no help raising her kids cool
Phones / Re: Clash Of Clans For Those That Play by flowjoe: 10:11am On Jul 30, 2015
tbarrister:
,,,,,,I'm an addicted clash of kings player, what kingdom are you in........ trying to create an African alliance
#kingdom517
Phones / Re: Instagram Users Thread-Let's connect by flowjoe: 9:58pm On Jul 29, 2015
Follow mee on twitter/I.G @flowjoejoe
I followS bac grin
Phones / Re: Clash Of Clans For Those That Play by flowjoe: 8:50pm On Jul 29, 2015
Anyone play clash of kings here
If u tried it u'll know this C.O.C is crap cool
Politics / Re: [photos] Meet Sultan Of Brunei's Wealth, The World’s Most Lavish Spender by flowjoe: 11:53am On Jul 29, 2015
Pls what part of the world is Brunei? I wanna go & fly his gold coated aircraft cool
Politics / Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Guns In The World by flowjoe: 11:29am On Jul 29, 2015
the FN-FAL rifle kiss shot her sometime in 2011/12, ran with her under the rain, slept with her for four days, drilled.. But not any more #kindalife miss u smiley
Romance / Re: See How Naija Girls Chat (uncivilization) by flowjoe: 7:13pm On Jul 28, 2015
jeoprince250:
can't u see her profile name, the pride is written already. Mumu!
U go blame all these girls, nothing them sabi

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Romance / Re: See How Naija Girls Chat (uncivilization) by flowjoe: 2:28pm On Jul 28, 2015
dptrix:


Imagine someone you talk wella with will want to chat on social network with you, her first word is.... "hey"
That y d "high" and I have talked to her before
Lol 'hey' isn't rude na, even American kids don't greet their dad, it's 'hey' grin
She said Hey to a friend not a foe

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Romance / Re: See How Naija Girls Chat (uncivilization) by flowjoe: 10:55am On Jul 28, 2015
dptrix:
When I deleted her number that's when she started saying I have pride... sad sad
No time to waste my care,time and attention to where it would not be appreciated and reciprocated undecided undecided
Her chat: leftside
Bros eh izit high or hi
maybe that's what prompted the one word replies cheesy [img][/img]

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Romance / Re: See How Naija Girls Chat (uncivilization) by flowjoe: 10:51am On Jul 28, 2015
prettythicksme:
dumbo! cheesy who ask u for explanation?
Incredibly stupid is how I find u to be, ur inability to comprehend a statement
Adios sucker!

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Phones / Re: What Is Really The Motive Behind Etisalat Internet Data Speed Throttling? by flowjoe: 11:44pm On Jul 27, 2015
charix:
Speed throttling is done by networks mostly to keep the illusion of fast network speed by reducing bandwidth for low priority users(people checking blogs, reading online journals and carrying out text based research) while increasing bandwidth for high priority users(video streamers and downloaders). It is done mostly in cases where bandwidth is limited to begin with(no surprise here, we all know these telecom organizations are useless) so all users on the network can enjoy the same perceived speed.

[url=bongolistik]You[/url] should gain from the network implementing it unless its done to your disadvantage(mostly when using torrents). Them cutting you off torrent use would reduce stress on the network and enable the unused bandwidth get shared equally amongst other network users.
Torrent use is mostly frowned upon by internet service providers because of constant strain on their resources and the possibility of copy-right law infringement.
Incisive cool
Romance / Re: See How Naija Girls Chat (uncivilization) by flowjoe: 11:34pm On Jul 27, 2015
prettythicksme:
Warris dis? cheesy cheesy dammm naija guys too r very very boring and dumb join!**50-50 no cheating cheesy
I've been trying to hold myself from telling u how dumb u seem lipsrsealed & the post was channelled for pple like u
U girls add no value to a guys life, All u offer is pus.sy no intellectual addition angry

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Romance / Re: See How Naija Girls Chat (uncivilization) by flowjoe: 11:16pm On Jul 27, 2015
Dklef:
MY CHAT WITH A WHITE GIRL :
.
.
Me: Hey. . .

. . .She: hey,hi

. . .Me: cool.how are u?

. . .She: I'm good and u?

. . .Me: I'm good too.kindly tell me about
yourself

. . .She: uhmmm,ok.I'm Vivian Craig,from
the United
States, I'm the only daughter.Still in high
school.Like skating,spongeb ob, dancing,and drawing. Uhm,i'll
stop there.Anything else,feel free to ask
me
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A KENYAN GIRL .

.

.
Me : hello rhonda

. . . She : hi! It's been a while!

. . .Me : I'm sorry,I've just been busy..work
and everything

. . .She : awwwwn,poor dear,i
understand.hope you are ok?

. . .Me : yes dear,i am..how's life in Nairobi?

. . .She : so so fast and noisy..everyone 's hustling.i just
resumed school.how's lagos?
.
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL : .

.

.
Me: Hello

. . . She: I

. . .Me: uhm,ok..how are you?

. . .She: 5n

. . .Me: how's your day going?

. . .She: (after 15mins) 5n

. . .Me: Please,kindly tell me about yourself

. . .She: Y?

. . .Me: nothing much dear,just want to
know you better

. . .She: check my profile

. . .Me: seriously??

. . .She: kk
.
.
..Idiots
#word cool

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Romance / Re: She Disrespects Me Because I'm Younger by flowjoe: 1:34pm On Jul 27, 2015
Hey gunz, don't allow all these hypocrisy being exhibited by these naive Nairalanders bring u down, if u like her go for her
But u gotta step ya game up & act a Lil bit mature, at times u have to feign anger with something she's done. Don't be a kiddo girls like u to show artificial control
Good luck mayne cool
Music/Radio / Re: My Top Ten Gospel Jams by flowjoe: 1:06pm On Jul 27, 2015
What about 'imagine me ' by kirk Franklin
That song takes me to the holy of holies

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Romance / Re: You Came & Met Your Maid Like This What Will You Dome Into Your Bedroom by flowjoe: 4:44pm On Jul 25, 2015
ramdris:
I will show her shegee!.

Please don't ask me to define shegee.... angry
RAMdris will RAM her & go HAM on her a$$ angry
Politics / Re: 10 Things Igbos Need To Understand About Yorubas.. by flowjoe: 1:44pm On Jul 25, 2015
All this hatred & spewing of words being exhibited only exists online, in reality everybody's trying to make a dollar except aboki's who only think of spawning & breeding like mosquitoes angry
Celebrities / Re: Davido & Don Jazzy Place N10 Million On FIFA 15 Game by flowjoe: 10:01pm On Jul 24, 2015
Captainswag225:
lol, am ur master in fifa okay
I nor dey like too much talk, one day I'll enter ghana coz of u angry
Phones / Re: Wow Glo Is Excellent...check Out This Wonder by flowjoe: 7:56pm On Jul 24, 2015
I'm in abj & I'm experiencing the same thing
On 4G, lemme go back to k.d & see if it's the same angry
Celebrities / Re: Davido & Don Jazzy Place N10 Million On FIFA 15 Game by flowjoe: 7:37pm On Jul 24, 2015
Captainswag225:
hahahaha, so u know all the tricks in fifa 15?
I dey laugh u
Celebrities / Re: Davido & Don Jazzy Place N10 Million On FIFA 15 Game by flowjoe: 7:36pm On Jul 24, 2015
Captainswag225:
unfortunately, i live in ghana.
Unfortunately? U don't know if I stay der too undecided
Celebrities / Re: Davido & Don Jazzy Place N10 Million On FIFA 15 Game by flowjoe: 5:50pm On Jul 24, 2015
Captainswag225:
unfortunately, i live in ghana.
Hard luck for u, coz I would have wooped ur a$$, #nomercy undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The 27 Highest-paying Jobs That Doesn’t Require A University Degree by flowjoe: 5:25pm On Jul 24, 2015
SirLegal:
At Mr. OP, it would be certainly nice if our country will give this type of jobs without minding the qualifications of Applicants. But in Naija today, every employer asks for qualifications and experience.


Another argument i have with this nice write up is the annual wages.
Am i really seeing right..... $122,530 for air traffic controllers?? In NIGERIA No, i don't think so. You just OVER-HYPED everything.



ANYWAYS NICE RESEARCH.
Yep that's true, air traffic controllers are paid very well in the country, the problem is that NAMA is the only regulatory body, if u go & gain the license on ur own without them sending u, it's OYO
Celebrities / Re: Davido & Don Jazzy Place N10 Million On FIFA 15 Game by flowjoe: 2:12pm On Jul 24, 2015
Captainswag225:
yeah.
Come, where do you stay?
Celebrities / Re: Davido & Don Jazzy Place N10 Million On FIFA 15 Game by flowjoe: 12:23pm On Jul 24, 2015
Captainswag225:
hahahahaha u no dey fear?
U dey challenge me? angry
Celebrities / Re: Davido & Don Jazzy Place N10 Million On FIFA 15 Game by flowjoe: 10:35am On Jul 24, 2015
Captainswag225:
if u win one game against me, then u be master.
Na me suppose tell u dah one cool
Education / Re: NUC Bans Online Degrees, Abacha Varsity Certificates by flowjoe: 10:05am On Jul 24, 2015
Peybuttons come & see ohh
Education / Re: Academic Advice Pls Check In by flowjoe: 10:02am On Jul 24, 2015
zaragal:
I can't write another jamb...it's not an option for me. U don't want to knw how many jambs have written
Try ur state uni, if you're gonna write again
At least u should be legible for that
Celebrities / Re: Davido & Don Jazzy Place N10 Million On FIFA 15 Game by flowjoe: 9:48am On Jul 24, 2015
Captainswag225:
see am. I will dash u 5 goals and still beat u.
Lol ah sweet dem nor born u well
Education / Re: NUC Bans Online Degrees, Abacha Varsity Certificates by flowjoe: 9:39am On Jul 24, 2015
elobyobi:
In 2015, Banning online degrees, instead of REGULATING them, is just plain backwardness. Datsall.
#word
Abeg let 'em not scrap NOUN undecided
Celebrities / Re: Davido & Don Jazzy Place N10 Million On FIFA 15 Game by flowjoe: 9:09am On Jul 24, 2015
Let 'em call me oo, In fact give the two of them pad against me plus handicap of 2-0 sef,
I don't have the money but if I loose i'll produce 10 beats for 'em grin

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