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Leaving without ovation.

Not a good one but then you've made a good name and good money too

Oliseh over to you

Eh.... Last to comment on Frontpage. I feel good

Me thinks its a distraction for the driver
You know he might want to watch EPL while driving
He is even a Chelsea fan

Damalex4luv:

I wasn't laughing with you.
Bye

Damalex4luv:
Lack of home training you said, you're so daft for saying that, do you even know my age. Ugly girl, you better come over here make I manage marry you

Ok

Damalex4luv:
Shut up and gerrarihere, I smell jealousy

Lol. I smell lack of home training and frustration

5minsmadness:
What quantity of egusi? what's the answer to that?

Depending on what the owner decides to measure with. 1/2kg, 1kg, 1 milk cup, 1 mudu etc

Miss this, miss that, face of this , face of that, most beautiful x and y

OP, What do you and your crew gain from deceiving these ladies?

OP, if you are looking for business ideas, lemme give you because I have thought of this before:

Let the dishes be cooked according to the customer's specification:
When they come in, they place an order by filling a form, submit the form and their food warmer, pay, come back and carry their food.

If for instance, the customer wants egwusi soap, let the form have things like:
Do you want it with meat or fish?
Goat, chicken, beef, pork etc?
How many kilos of meat?
What quantity of egwusi?
Which vegetables? Onugbu, ugu etc
What ingredients? Knorr, star etc
How chilly do you want it? Hot, very hot, no pepper at all etc.
Any allergies?...

Be as flexible as possible to accommodate many categories of customers, make the forms very detailed. Of course, the charge should be based on what is filled out in the form.

If only I can see a restaurant that can to do with Moi-moi for me

Potential customers are:
Newly weds
Families with tight working schedule
Husband and wife works full time
Pregnant or sick women whose husbands cannot cook.
Elderly women that need less running around
Those organizing family get-together
Those that have just moved in newly into town or area.
Lazy housewives.
Office party.
Parents going on "visiting day"
And many more.

OP, God bless your hussle

I don't even know what to say but I'm commenting because I speak Chinese and three other languages fluently.

Hazardd:
Zzzzzz....
afterall wetin concern me self lol

Na wa for the way you are following this babe. If you like here, why not just tell her instead of trolling

I thought the essence of God motherism is to provide a sound spiritual and moral guide for the child till he becomes an adult?

Stelvin101:
If you keep quiet and you die today, I swear you won't make heaven. That's all I have to tell you. Girl wey u don fvck and you know she is an official hoe. Mtchewwwww

Op any gal here on Nairaland wey advice u not to tell ur brother na chronic Ashawo too so don't listen to them hoes. *singing* THESE HOESSSSSSSSSS THEY FOR EVERYBODY

OP himself would not make heaven because patronizes oloshis, except he repeants and confesses his sins to God. And if there is room for repentance and forgiveness for the OP, there is also room for the lady. No body holy pass.

He who must come to the gods, must come with clean hands.

OP you are a prostitute too for always visiting prostitutes. Since you don't consider her good enough to marry, that means you are not also qualified to marry.

x6blade:
This story brings anger to me. It's similar to my story I disvirgined my girlfriend but after some months I had to travel out of the country after 2 months this girl slept with another guy I was very suspicious and I questioned her which she confessed to. I broke up with her faster than the speed of light it took her 3 months of begging to get me back. But ever since then I don't see her the same way , and I always have this thought that there's always a guy in the corner. I know I wouldn't stay long in the relationship as I feel nothing.

Not making an excuse for cheating o, but do you think its easy for a lady who just started having sex to just stop and wait? Lemme tell you, I am one myself and any time my boyfriend tells me we are gonna have sex before wedding night, I think of how to suddenly stop and then wait till wedding. Then I realize its not easy and I always say No, no, no. But then, not every girl thinks up to that level.

You suddenly whinned her off sex, and being that she is a newbie, well, it happened. So I think she is not as "evil" as you see her now.

Funny OP: Beyonce dey learn work

Lol. I will beat him to his game: ask him to speak with his wife

Why can't we have a digital up-to-date database for all citizens in this country? And a functional national ID card? By "functional" I mean, you have to need it for everything including buying bus tickets for travelling. Is it too much to ask

I'm a strong woman and am helpless only when my nail polish is drying

A head full of fears has no space for dreams

The tradition of which people? Where is the guy from? Swaz? Say it, NL is vast. Someone should be able to identify with that tradition here. Otherwise its their nuclear family tradition, and if were so...

This kyn one sef, even if she does it, will she will able to perform other "traditions" of the said people. The girl should thoroughly find out the tradition of the people she is getting married to, as this may not even be the only achokotam tradition.

Also she should be able to ascertain the reasons for the
show before the show. If for instance, its to check her v-status and she knows she won't scale through, then she better not bother.

Plus her boyfriend should also be ready to show her father if his kini is working too. Its her family tradition too.

Good luck to her.

Isn't anarchy the same dictionary meaning as chaos
Why will someone name himself or allow others call him "Anarchy"?

Doesn't sound to me like the name of a law abiding, level headed citizen.

Plus police threatening "Anarchy" to join cult Something about this story doesn't add up.

RIP sha

The way only one person sits comfortably on the rights of how many millions of people baffles me

hbpeze:
op join them in doing it.your experience is needed

This is the second mischievouscomment you are making in less than 10 minutes. Shame on you!

Oyibo hard for this man o. Such a clumsy text
"You will become a source of pride to pur family".

Is she not already one

The girl is pretty. Happy Birthday dear. Greater you I pray.

DankemzI:
How did she dress

Not making an excuse for indecent dressing, but should I be blamed if I get robbed because I drive a high-end car

kobe79:



keep quiet joor which one year?

rather sort the deptal secretary she will pull out my script i will use the spare answer booklet i have and she will chook the new one whey i done write full back

[size=18pt]LOBATAN[/size] and by the way na top rated federal uni ooooo

See them leaders of tomorrow

HighIQ:
5) Had yours

Yoruba interference

MrCuddles:
If this was a calculus exam, I will walk out in 30 mins.

And come back in a year's time

OP what's this lady's offense now, because I haven't seen one.
This is going to be too cold of you.

I've been dating my boyfriend for about a year now, long distance. Just reading your post and imagining if he comes up with a tale like yours how I will feel. The word is scattered. Not to talk of 6 years + introduction! That's a whole lot.

Have you thought that while she was still in a relationship with you, she must have seen her friends fall in love and get married. Have you spared a thought for her family? And all the inyanga she has done for her friends?

Bro, it ain't gonna be easy on both of you no matter how you look at it, esp her. Some people don't ever get to recover from such emotional and psychological trauma. Pls I beg you in the name of all that is true, don't put her in that mess.

And something tells me she is a Nairalander and you want her to accidentally bump into this thread. Girl, if you are reading this, pretend not to. Don't confront him. Don't admit you read it. You have already known what's up. Wait and Pray.

#heaven at last

Only God knows how much money in the plane when it got "missing". And now the plane is back, the money is gone, maybe forever

pyyxxaro:
This Country is hard

Very hard

OP, it is like you come from a very proud family cos that's what I see from your post.
Them buy her car, take her go Dubai for the first time and all the crap Such audacity!
Which one be your own sef

She seem to have noticed the high-handedness in your family. And truthfully she may not be interested in the marriage you are screaming like a "trophy". I pray she is bold enough to run away soon.

All these amebo amebo family sef
Marriage ke? Ta!

And in case your brother reads this, my advice is: If he is bothered, the he should sit down her and teach her with love. Love melts hearts. Love is the secret.

Marksule:
What About this one I saw on konga . Is it good??

No-one can reliably tell you if its good or not from this picture.

You need to know how much power it gives out. Besides, the surface area (that is the photosensitive area) of that charger is too small. Do you know that the typical PV board, the type you see on rooftops typically has a Power of 50W even with its wider surface area? Usually the 1.5W most of these kind of chargers use is too small so you need to charge to a reasonable extent before you can use.

OP said he charged for two days, how much sun was available those days? Did you place is directly under the sun without obstructions, did you tilt it toward the sun at the az angle? If it doesn't have a charger controller embedded into it, then you have to follow the sun's direction by yourself. Even though I need to see the internal circuitry before I can tell, you need to know if it has an effective charge controller embedded into it.

I bought a test solar PV I bought my test PV paper with Hanergy, Beijing for approx 16K in July. Flat as paper, and foldable, just about twice your surface area, but very intelligent sumtin. wink paper with Hanergy, Beijing for approx 16K in July. Flat as paper, and foldable, just about twice your surface area, but very intelligent sumtin. wink