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No-one can reliably tell you if its good or not from this picture. You can refer to my previous post, if you really need help.

What excites Nigerians is dang too small. Sneakers kwa

She is beautiful but That neckline is not for kids her age.

They really fit each other

If it is true, permit me to shout...

Sai El'rufaya!

Sanguine:
Lmao. If you're "umu anumanu", that means she (your mother) is an "anumanu" because you're her "umu"... Lmao. #no offence.
If you don't have sex with your wife and in your house for that matter, then who will you have sex with? Your mother?? I just can't stop laughing. Your mum's very funny. Lol. Umu anumanu. Chai! Ochi a togbuo la'm...

Tydies:
"Umu anumanu" means Children of Animals. "Anumanu" means Animals..

"Umu anumanu" means little Animals aka brats!
Funny though

Tydies:
"Umu anumanu" means Children of Animals. "Anumanu" means Animals..

"Umu anumanu" means little Animals aka brats!
Funny though

Where is Chinedu Ubachukwu? I thought he was the one that won in 2013 or 14?

"Don't die a virgin. Terrorists are waiting for you"

RIP beautiful ones :-

INTROVERT and LadyF come and book space o because Lala is coming
Oh, I forgot the latest wannabe, Suagrbee

Ok, the heading should be Queen shaaa. Lol

Last Monday I paid for a dress online (free delivery). On Thursday, it arrived. Then I tested the dress, I liked it, everything was fine just exactly as was advertised. I kept it aside waiting for "owambe time"
On Friday afternoon, I don't really know for sure why I went back to that section of stores and discovered that some shops that had the same dress had started selling theirs off (sales) because Autumn just arrived. Same dress for 60% off!
So I checked the "return policy" and found that I had seven days to return the dress if in anyway I wasn't satisfied with the product. I decided to give it a try

I sent a chat to the customer service:
Me: Hello
CS: Hello, how can we help you
Me: Pls I want to return a dress (#hands shaking, waiting for abuses, or maybe non-response )
CS: The address is XXXX..... Pls be sure that the label is still in tact.
In my mind Seriously?

I ran to a express delivery and sent the dress, with a free-will note attached that I didn't really like the fit.

Today Monday, I sent the CS a chat again as below:
Me: Hello
CS: Hello how can we help you?
Me: Pls have you received the dress I sent?
CS: What express did you use and what is the reg number?
Me: XX company, 1234567890
CS: Ok received! Dear, pls click on links A, B, C and D put in the registration number and I will send the money back to you.
In my mind: This must be heaven!

I did and a second later....... Alert!
Me: Thank you so much
CS: #flower emoticon
Me: #Smile emoticon
Me: I will patronize you some other time
CS: Okay, thanks.

Thing that made me feel good was that there was no harassing or embarrassing questions to why I wanted to change the dress. Also bad market as it were, CS still addressed me as "Dear".
But then, when CS sent me the flower emoticon, I started feeling guilty small. I should have just forfeited the money o, after all, its not any parties' fault

Altogether, I feel very excited that somewhere on planet Earth, the customer is still treated as the King.
Beautiful day, isn't it

Thank you sir

Is it that Omotala doesn't see this boy at home?

Aisha95:
Truth be told, that girl is an ingrate and ungrateful. Some girls can be very stupid sha.
You left a man plainly because he is struggling to make a meaningful life not that he is visionless. Due to your impatience, greed and despiracy, you deserted him for a richer man and when everything seemed to backfire on you, you are out playing the prodigal daughter, huh?
Get away from here tramp! I destest your type with vigour.
Only a man with a good heart can accept such a girl in a situation like this.

Sweetie, don't take Nairaland too seriously

... is more Niger deltan than

Went for Masters

AZeD1:
Chairman if you find the answer please let me know oh.

Lol

The man wanted to be snatched

But Emily is urging the NJC to use their offices to prevent her husband from having an affair
Pls how is the court supposed to achieve this

OP, I like the calm and undisturbed manner you responded to the quotes.

And lemme reinforce: A bastard is an adjective that describes a child that is born by unwed parents.
See it as an insult, na you sabi

They tried. Quite impressive!

OP, stop misquoting the bible.

Maids in the context of that verse does not mean - housegirl. The old testament uses the word "maid" to refer to a young girl that is unmarried, usually a virgin. The plural form of it being "maidens" not "maids".

Isn't it better they write him officially and invite him for questioning instead of asking us on here on Nairaland to look out for him?

5k for 4 days accommodation in Lagos plus "seminar" materials This OP is a learner!

Bloggers sit in their cushions and compose whatever trash it is will bring them traffic and NLanders are here, on head and heels replying with so much emotions.

Muchecheche

Nice paintings. More ink to your brush broda

I remember late 90's my dad (the eldest son) and one of his brothers was having land scuffle. Grandpa was already late. My uncle encroached my dad's portion when he was building. My dad only wanted to prove to him that he was wrong, that he (my uncle) should have consulted him before using a part of his plot. Note that my dad's building was already completed, but that portion was my dad's and even if it is empty forever doesn't give him the right to build on it! That was my father's argument! Shikena.

But forwia! Uncle will not agree and because he was wealthier, he gained more favor from kins men. Hehehe.

Land matter. Serious matter for my people o.


Well, the youngest son of the family never puts mouth in the matter, he doesn't even attend land meetings. One day, he called my own brother and told that he has never seen anybody that got enough money to build a house but where to build it becomes a problem! And yes, its true.

Thank God, Dad and bro later reconciled. Let it go.

OP, I like your position in this issue. Our stay on earth is temporary. If you can, let it go.

She is straffing another woman's husband and still claiming right of possession over it. Taaah!

The man sef na Mr Shamelessness. See his face. E dey pain am wellu weeeeeelu

Punny-matter is a very important issue for any man. Yet, the "nairaland man" will always deny it just to feel superior

RIP sir

Ha! 5 years is long o. Was it "arrangee" marriage? Did you discuss about how to and where to stay before marriage? Apart from physical absence, is he emotionally, spiritually, psychologically and financially absent too?

The answers will help advisers get a clear picture.

Even professors cycle to school here. Hehehe. Its is very normal for working class people to own a car and a bicycle and they alternate their use.

First, it reduces road traffic congestion. Next its a great form of exercise. 90% of students here own bicycles, I have never seen any student that owns a car. Yeah, yeah, tell me Chinese people are all poor.

Most importantly, it reduces air pollution caused by exhaust fumes.

I learned to ride bicycle here and I'm loving it!

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