₦airaland Forum

miss20: tnx sis,ur on point.dnt mind them.am sure he goes out wit hiz type of girls.u knw,wen pple can't have sumtin,they tend to discourage odas 4rm goin 4 it.

Hey, don't get me started, girl.

For me coming here to say all these nasty things, u should have known that I've been there and done that. It's as boring as the word BORING!

Well, I thank God say u no die sha, cos ur husband (badluck Jonathan) for don uz ur burial ceremony extort trillions of naira from Nigerians.

Brb.

Na dem sabi jare!

dhardline: Flygerian u sabi wetin u like and i sabi wetin i like,if you don get experience wey you don tidy girl and because of how the toto toø loose you do sotee you no fit come after so much hammer you go understand the matter.

Dat means u lack skills for loosed toto.

Make I give u one tip now...
the secret of loosed toto na to dey piank am by d side (especially always wet pu-c's).
If u dey piank am straight, u dey waste ur tym n energy. She jus dey chop chingum and dey read newspaper while u dey ontop her dey kill ur sef.

Rukemi291: Flygerian, i wonder the kind of ladies you date or the kind of ladies that date you.SMH.

U don't need to bother or shake ur damn head about the type of I girl(s) I roll with. Just focus on ur bf, sweety!

Rukemi291: May God bless you with a village virgin that is absolutely not exposed. You will be her first boyfriend and you will be the one to show her where to put your troublesome 'stuff', and you will live happily ever after. AMEN.

Already have a gf, and I don't intend to leave and start searching for another, my dear! God bless u too!

tunapawizzy: international ashawo dun land o...to mentor our local ashawos on re-branding...prices go increase now

U don madt finish.

WTH is SSK?

[quote author=jay_onpoint]I think d guy only wanted a dffrent look bt unfortna8ly..it aint cool[/quote]... to YOU! But COOL to him.

babypipsy: Does your choice of color affect your marriage afterwards? If it feels good, let him go ahead...

Aba o!

190, send me the numbers of all the gals wey u don blow dier nyash wide open finish. Na da type I dey lyk. I no want preaching! I no want hold up! I no wan hear "take it easy, I'm a virgin!"

All I wanto hear is "com on babe, com on! Do it faster! Faster babe, faster! Right there! Right there! Right there! Oh yes, I'm Cummin!"

Oboy, na da kain tins I wanto dey hear na, u no undastand? Naim go make my prick stand the more and keep powering her like 2day is my last. Not boring words like "do am small small, e dey pain me". E dey pain wetin? ... ur fada!

lrguru: bros u too correct jor, come sabi things join, infact na over-sabi de worry u. All those virgiins wey worst pass ashi's still de claim dignity + pride, plus the boring life wey dem go still choke u with after marriage. Mtchewwwww. Abegi, whether virgin or no virgin, marry who u lof, to be virgin no be guarantee for peaceful marriage or no promiscuity. Some of this man-made virgins wey don finger their ''toto'' finish with carrot wey wear condom go still de claim virgin...make una take una best time o, make i no take slap disvirgin person for here....

Lol... ah dey feel u jare!

D mata no b even to luv or marry hu I lyk sef, na abt sexx satisfaction. How pesin go take open mouth say virgins sweet pass non virgins naim taya me. Bros, imagine a situation wey agro wan tier my pipe. I luk around, nobody. I con c one girl wey dey claim virgin b4. I try luck go syk am she con gree (and i get just 5munites b4 pipu go com around). How pesin wan take scale thru? For 4munites, i go still dey try make d cap of my prick enta, na which tym d whole pipe go enta na? Shey na wen everybody don combak? But if u jam quickie wit pesin wey don blow b4, omo na carry-go b dat na, abi u no understand, bros? U know as e dey go na!

One way thingz, no hold up.

190:

This boy don taya me- you know weda i meet my girlfriend as a virgin
see bro, forget all the whole skills and bed show if you like make girl do gorrilla style for bed
if you nor love am - you nor love am -

We ain't talking about love, oga. We're talking abt sexx with a virgin, if its fun or not! Ok, lets assume u met ur gf when she was still a virgin.
How was the sexx experience? *that's all I wanto know*

190: there is nothing better than a girl who has diginty and self respect, you cant xpect me to see a girl wen don phuck
over 15 boys and see one wen don phuck only one and u expect me to love the one with 15 ex boyfriends

Oga ade, we're talking about sex experience, not dignity and pride.
Which kain yeye dignity and pride b dat? Who r they trying to dignitize n pridatize sef? No b dier husband? Abi dem go enta d middle of oshodi market go dey shout "I'm a virgin" for people to dingnify n pridatyz dem? Omo, to hell with their dignity n pride jare!Even with all that, naija neva win world cup, so wetin dey special inside? Abi ATM machine dey inisde virgin toto wey dey pump out money as u dey piank am?
Luk, make I tell u... naija guys don smart pass all dis virgin puppets wey no wan gbobo wa, but dem wan collect moni for Brazilian hair and akpola shoe. With dis current state of naija now, wier u wan c virgin sef? Unless na 5yrs pikin O! 10yrs pikin sef don dey finger. Dis one wey boys go smoke Malawi finish con drink alomo join am, dier eyes go start to dey red lyk red sea. Dem go start to dey fyn pocket wey dem go socket dier rocket.

Omo, gba gbe oshi jare! All dis virgin gals na wash.

miss20: did d virgins tell u dat dey nid u to wish dem a gud nyt?ur just soo pathetic

Compliment! Have anything else to say?

*wonder y she took it personal*

Omo, it's 2:25AM Sunday morning, and I'm still awake discussing dis lame virginity thread. Make I sleep prepare for church 2moro on time jare. Unu gudnyt! *except the virgin pu-c's*

[quote author=val_dubem]Mods, please front page[/quote]Impossible!

Right now, they'r busy looking for tonto dikeh's thread to grace the front page.

Speechless

Well... make I no talk.

*walks out angrily*

Ya, exacty! Then what are u still doing with ur gf? Abi she also still b virgin? If no, her toto suppose don slack by now na... abi u no know how many times u don piank am?

U don't like sharing, right? U know how many times dem piank ur current gf b4 u continue? Did u ask her if she was a virgin, or how many prick pianked her b4 u continued from where they stopped?

190, d way wey I take dey reason u ehn, a gal wey don dey do ashawo for a decade, her meter go dey fair and manageable than urs O!

What a big time slut she is. Fuckin Dan n also fuckin Gary. Dan is probably better off without u. For publicly disgracing him, Gary will also dump ur lame azz in the middle of nowhere, for a McDonald sales girl.

Biitch!

[quote author=money-hungry ]for being dis foolish, ur girl also needs to break up with u.[/quote]

buchito1: Who dey hide my post. Ebe like say god wan punish person! Na dier papa giv me moni 4 MB?

Loool.

Is she getting married to a virgin man?

ludasam222: Nna una no go kill me wit all dis toto palava.....lyk ma guy said...190 we dash u all d virginz 4 dis world

Aba o!

Make dem carry am dey go, we no want! Which kain yeye sweetness dey for that fragile pink meat?

190: Punny is punny
Why are u guys refusing 2see my point

Omo, toto no b toto O! Stop am, abeg! Toto get grade!

Why buy a car of $1.2milla (bughatti) when u can easily get a Volkswagen beetle for less than $1000 and still have balance of $1.199000 ?

190: Rotfl

Ure not human

Omo, I b human being o! A big nyash fan for that matter.

U wont understand what I was trying to say until u try to get a 5munites NOW-OR-NEVER quickie from a virgin. After then, u won't need a dictionary to clearify u the real meaning of disappointment and anger.

Ucheosefoh: I understand u wella u no get time 2 be a mentor or a teacher 2 anybody u just want already made babe the tear eye ones no time to waste time cus time is short

God bless u my broda! Ur head dey dier.

I no know wetin dis ones dey yarn.