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henrysam: By this statement of yours I concur you are a murderer too, people that knows you should be very careful of you. And I pray what befell this boy will befall you one day and it shall be treated in family way.

Lol... no mind dat bastad!

For those interested!

[quote author=Ijele-igbo] They exist but they are rare![/quote]What i was tryin to say is that such girl like LOLA does NOT exist in my world. Meanin the gebberish she wrote is bullshit! And bullshit is for the birds!

[quote author=Ijele-igbo] 80% of Nigerian Girls are looking for already made men!
You know a girl who truly loves you during your rainy days......[/quote]Such girls dont even exist in my world!

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]Ladies don’t look
for handsome men, they look for
men with handsome pockets[/quote]THIEF !!!

Why dont u get urself a good paying job and use the money in taking good care of urself instead of lookin for men with "handsome" pocket? Gold digger!

Ritual home ni ile e last last!

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]Or rather, she should come suck my dick! I'm gonna cum deep into her mouth! Bitchhhhh![/quote]She should consider doin the nite girls thing!

odlucky: maybe true.......but she is just too correct and thats the fact. abi u go allow ur daughter marry the kinda man wey she dey talk of...........
Nice one babe at least u don give me some encouragement

She met such kinda guy no mean say all men be lyk dat na... She's just one frustrated murdafucka!

She should go kiss the azz of ma unborn child!

Noise!

Nonsense!

Nonsensical Nonsensibility!

Cos i asked google to lend me some money so i can proceed with my marraige plans but "it" refused.

Royalty1: Good Move by NBC. I wonder where the world is heading to if I can't sit and watch a new music video with my little kid beside me. All these musicians know nothing other than nudity, clubbing and getting high. Always smoking like they've got extra pair of lungs.
If they wish to produce semi-nude music videos, then they should make those in dvds and sell to whoever wants such. But they shouldn't come to our TV screens to show some yeye backside.

The reason why there'r so many tv channels. If u find that one uninterestin and sexually, u tune in to another.

Bishop4bella: Ladies and dis their seduce clothing

Did u just called that "seducing" clothing?

Was piankin dis gal n she started screamin "Seun! Seun!".
I asked her who is Seun? And she replied: "Nairaland! Nairaland!"
I Got confused and was like "WTF r u talkin about?" And she said: "Oh! Dont forget to add .com"

The fact that she likes $ex alot and i like watchin mojo to learn more piankin styles, I thought to maself that maybe Nairaland is a mojo site. So i was so excited to login and see different styles of piankin, but lo and behold...

Nairaland has got 1milla members, yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Yet, i stil cant afford sugar to drink my garri. Nonsense!

R.I.P

New skul hip hop rules, jare!

Its lyk bringin a knyf to a gun fyt. Yung6ix spits, but Phenom vomits. Lyk his collabo with M.I tho but phenom rules.

Torres was named the highest goal scorer of the just concluded AFCON 2013. He played for the Senegalese team.

Odinaka00: Stil can't figure out y notin bout dz guy pleases ♍ε̲

Ah dey told u! *doin errtyn possible to lyk dah his "2moro" of a song, tho*

el bin manny: If na my brother she do that one, we go just leave her make she feel free for like 6 months! Later una go read story for sun news paper captioned: GIRL FOUND DEAD ON A LONELY STREET WITH MACHET CUTS....

WORD!!! I cant shout!

Nonsense, to me!

D man neva fat reach d chunk of meat wey d crocodile dey lyk for im mouth, dat is y d man stil dey alyv til now.

Speechless!

Babaelemu: you're very stupid. And immature

Ah ah! Free d guy nau? He is entitled to "his" opinion. Ignore such comment next time.