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Like her cos she can't afford to loose me.

^^ same here, bro!

Exponental: It is good 2 know d fone nos of all those very dear to you. This helps u act when ur fone is not available. I think, it's personal shaaa!

U'r right, my broda!

Sniffa: Dats y we ve contacts on phone.y waste part of brain with numbers when i can use that part to store ways to make money

Sniffa, u sniff sense for ur comment but somehow, its good to know some numbers off hand oo!

Sniffa: Eminem go rap my life

Lol... sounds funny!

@topic: Taylor swift.

remecy: Age is no barrier on a man side what he needs to do is find out from the lady if she is ready for marriage anytime soon afterica school of course yourfriend should know if she is psychological fit and its their decision to make not ours. If they are truly in love, they can work things to suit themselves.

Sail on, broda. Sail on!

[quote author=Mynd_44]How does one measure love?[/quote]One million dollar question, thank you!

Well, I just pray ego wont deny us the perfect match.

And its also possible that such person can also turn out to be som1 u would regret knowing after having a date and decided to be with him, tho, the chances are little (Speaking from experience).

Well, u can give him a try.

pDude: Nyama old woman

70 years old? When all the thing under her yansh don rotten and become like water-water Choi!! I can't even imagine her body odor; like 70 year old okporoko.

Make she come naija. The queue of suitors will be 3miles long.

Body odor?

Omo, no b all old women no dey take care of dier skin o! So, mind ur talk.

Op, take a chill pill and chillax. Samething happened to ma girl last night.

This was the first sms she sent: "Gan sha ne ni? Chi fan mei you?" (Meaning what are u doing? Have u eating?)
She waited for sometime, no response. She called for the first time, no answer. She called again, same thing. She became angry. After sometime, she sent me the following sms: "Ooo, I just remembered you went to training! I was angry and worried here for you didn't answer the calls! Now I remembered you are training! Sorry oo! I want to sleep now! No need to call me back , talk tomorrow! Muah!"

So next time, don't be so quick to judge when u don't know why ur calls are not being answered.

Una dey ask some kain yeyelic question wey dey weak my brain sometimes, walai.

When u know u don't like her, wetin u dey marry am for, again? Na to marry am go house go dey punch her face in any slight mistake that she makes, abi?

Which kain yeye question b dat? If she no like u, make u free her na, na by force?

[quote author=Brand_new]Dagrin paved the way for the likes of Olamide so if music is a religion, then Dagrin would be a god to the likes of Olamide and every other rapper who does music in Local Nigerian languages. No one ever attempted to do what Dagrin did so bow down Olamide and worship your god cuz if not for Dagrin, you'll still be in the streetz hustling [/quote]Sail on.

S.H.E.

They're 3 female Taiwanese musicians.

Ucheosefoh: This story have been on frontpage b4 na

The mods ran out of thread.

Classic!

Thought I was watching pix of Hollywood concert.

New member of nairaland. Pls, y'all should be on ur feet let's give her (the doll) a standing ovation.

Ok o!

[quote author=eagle,eye]You be idio.t
How will quote all the whole post and just write "the guy is unassuming"[/quote]Lol.... oboy, I taya o!

*walks in, singing "e ma dami duro ooo. Eh! Emi omo Slim Helu.*

No b small tin o!

Oboy, na wao! No b small tin o! Man need prepare himsef anytym O!

If dem lyk, make dem do 5star mango, na dem sabi.

White people with their pale mentality. Just seeking for unnecessary attention.

Nonsensical Nonsensibility!

And so? Na kerosene u want make she drink b4?

Well....

Pls guys, try avoiding populated areas. No one knows next.

miss20: tnk heavens u knw uve bin sayin nasty tins.nd I seriously tink uve made ur point so y dnt u just end it nd quit saying nasty tins?

Ya, I know quite well that am saying nasty things. That is how I vent my anger on things that i dont like, or things that bothers me, and I'm glad u know I'v made my point, so don't worry, I'm done with it!

Acidosis: Do not give to others (ladies) what you cannot give your daughters and sisters. You've been saying some kind of nasty things..
I do not think a responsible Nigerian father would want her daughters' privates to become sooo loose and weak such that men would need extra curricular training and seminars to deal with it.

My broda, don't mind the word "loosed" that was used. What I meant was a non virgin, regardless how many times she has been pianked. She can be a girl that has been pianked 4-5 times. She's no more a virgin but at least, sexxing her wont need much preaching or stress cos she already had the experience. Just insert ur key in her ignition, throttle up and u'r good to go! Unlike virgin pu-c's that are always push and start.

Dont mind 190, he over hyped errthing. Im not saying being a virgin is not a good thing, broda. Don't get me wrong. I only said it is sexually boring to ME! I prefer non virgin when I feel like having sexx, that's it!