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Mine was in my final year there is this chemistry course- chm 413 pure structures and this guy that normally says that holding micro chips is satanic was with chips that so when the invigilator collect chip from the guy that was sitting in front of him he began to vibrate like an earth moving equipment and the man was asking what is wrong and he said nothing but still on vibrating mode. After 2 mins the man ask him to give it to him.
To cut the story short he brought out a long sheet of paper to the amusement of everybodt.

Tinubu always insulting the position he crave so much to occupy. But why can't we Nigerian talk with decorum even a former Governor? We are the ones destroying ourself.

[quote author=Decibel][/quote]I don't knw what to call u,so if Christians are infidel what are u a supper infidel. nonsense,u people shld do away with such word because the so call infidel are u people.

This thing is even more sophisticated in Nigeria, last week Monday a man who told us that he is from IMO state came to our office and intimated my boss that he is from LG electronics company and that they are doing promo with their television ranging from 22inches to the last one of about 150k.
My boss went for the one of 70k but decided to give 20k until he deliver the TV with the gift of generator,home teather,washing machine,gas cooker,iron; and free deliver anywhere. The next day he came with with all the gift items and the television but the staffs were cautious to part with their hard earn money then the man decided to add a medium fridge to it,one man decided to pay 70k for it, lo and behold they came with all the products,that was what they needed to lure the people.At the end those people absconded with 1.7million Nair,and when i sat down to add up all their gift it was 500k for the two people that pay , making from us a whooping 1.2Million.
Bottom line - Be contented with what you have.

Shit happen everywhere but I think this is super shit. If we check properly; the child might have been pampered too much during his childhood days or the father being rich decided not to sponsor his dubious lifestyle again because of his wayward behavior and what happen took place.

2013 was indeed a blessed year for me. I came back frm NYSC and in less than 6mnth i was employed. I return all the Glory to the most high God. He is the only one that can turn impossibilities to possibilities.

Hahahaaa, Nigerian politicians always looking for where their bread will be buttered. Let wait and see after 2015 what will happen to this defeacting politicians. I bet, so many of them will either move to another party or they went back to their own vomit. Time will tell

Of the two GEJ and OBJ who can we trust with our common wealth. OBJ had all it take to set this country on her footing instead he politicized everthing, looking for third term where none exist, using EFCC to tame oppositiion. Though GEJ has his own share but OBJ shld be blame most.

Moderator can you please push this to fp i dont know where to post it.cheers

Uganda has last week signed a bill that further bans homosexuality. According to CNN, a man was even burned to death for being gay shortly.
The bill's original 2009 version, named "Kill The Gays," went as far as calling for the death penalty for certain homosexual acts; that provision was shelved following international furore.
Under its latest iteration, anyone who conducts marriage ceremonies for same-sex couples faces seven years behind bars. Failure to report homosexual activity to police is also criminalized. Doctors who treat gays, landlords who rent them property and those suspected of being LBGTQ are subject to five-year prison terms under the bill.
Anyone who offers support to homosexuals will also be committing a criminal offense, which can reportedly extend to counseling.
Though homosexuality has already been illegal in the Southeast African nation, some argued this bill needed to be passed to safeguard against Western values.

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Ventures Africa has compiled a list of the 5 richest contemporary Nigerian entertainers.
Check it out below:

Tuface: Born Innocent Idibia, the former member of the band, Plantashun Boyz, is among the richest artists in the industry. With two platinum records already behind him, Tuface (2Face) is speculated to be worth about 550 million naira ($3.47 million). He has had endorsement deals from companies such as Guinness, which earned him 20 million naira ($125,000) and Airtel, which earned him 22 million naira ($139,000). He was also rumoured to have collected 30 million naira ($189,000) from the producers of the Phat Girls movie. Tuface has invested heavily in real estate and stocks, and made bug money from it. He once said his goal was to recover all the wealth taken from Africa.

D'banj:Apart from his music interests, D'banj has moved into other sectors. His interests include Koko Mansion, a TV reality show, Koko Lounge, an upscale hangout in Lagos and the UK, Koko Foundation, a charity, and Koko Mobile. There are also rumours that he is set to launch Koko Records. The bulk of his money comes from endorsements - his endorsement deal with Globacom telecommunications cost 70 million naira ($442,000). He has a multi-million naira endorsement with energy drink Power Fist, a deal with the makers of the Virgin Colour soft drink and another huge deal with a popular jeweller. Another endorsement which runs into millions is with Chris Aire, with D'banj acting as the face of his watches. He collects between 5 million naira ($31,500) and 7 million naira ($44,200) as performance fee for local gigs, and even bigger fees across the rest of Africa and in the US and the UK. Like his old boss, Don Jazzy, D'banj also bagged a recording deal with Kanye West's G.O.O.D Music. D'banj once said, "I work hard so that money, awards, endorsements, bookings and kokolets chase me."

Don Jazzy:Real name Michael Enebeli, Don Jazzy, is the founder of now defunct Mo'Hits and now runs Mavin Records. He is one of the most sought after producers in Nigeria. As a child he was a member of Good Morning Kids, a group created by his father. He is known for his business dexterity, building Mo'Hits from scratch to become one of the biggest entertainment empires in the country. He recently signed a recording deal with Kanye West - a move that not only boosted his reputation as an entertainer, but also his wealth.

P- Square: Singing and dancing duo Peter and Paul Okoye won the KORA award for Best Africa Artiste in 2010, collecting a $1 million prize in the process. Shortly after, the duo got an endorsement deal with Globacom telecommunications worth about 240 million naira ($1.5 million) for four years. Their seven-city American tour in 2010 earned them a whopping $1m and have also built a house valued at 300 million naira ($1.9 million). They own Rayfield Hotel, Jos, and two multi-million naira factories in the same city, where they built a multimillion naira bakery and sachet water companies for their parents. The bulk of their wealth comes from concerts, especially in Africa, where they charge about 2 million naira ($12,600) per show. They have sold over 14 million copies of their CDs since 2005.

Banky W: Banky W has become one of the richest entertainers in the industry, making the bulk of his wealth from gigs, where he charges between 2.5 million naira ($15,800) and 3 million naira ($19,000) per show and performs three to four times each week. A brand ambassador of Estisalat, one of Nigeria's telecommunications giants, he also featured in Coca Cola-Nigeria's World Cup theme song and Microsoft's Anti-cyber Crime Initiative. An entrepreneur, Banky W has invested heavily in various businesses and also doubles as a philanthropist, founding the Mr. Capable Foundation, where he provides tuition fees for indigent and brilliant students. He is also the force behind EME music which has, arguably, the Nigeria's fastest rising artiste (Whizkid) under the label.

Is this analysis true?

When other young ladies would be flaunting the new additions to their wardrobe this yuletide, 23-year-old Ngozi Okoye (real name concealed) will be sad and bemoaning the evil fate that befell her just days before Christmas.
Shapely Ngozi, a native of Ogidi, Idemili North Local Government Area, Anambra State, who had vowed to go into marriage as a virgin, was brutally raped by her elder brother's best friend on December 16, 2013, leaving her shattered into a 1000 pieces like the windshield of a car, her virgin blood spilled and highly treasured virtue forever taken by a scoundrel.
Even more pathetic is the fact that she escaped the mayhem of Boko Haram in troubled Bauchi State, only to be savaged by the foul, filthy hands and mind of a son-of-the-devil lurking at home, in the heart of Igboland. For her the rape experience is like a case of running from frying pan into fire. Ngozi's taste of hell on earth began on Monday, December 16, when she went to her shop behind the Obosi Town hall, Obosi, also in Idemili North LGA to do her normal business of running a beer palour with her elder brother, which he set up to survive the hard times after relocating home in the wake of the incessant Boko Haram bombings in Bauchi.
As if the devil was playing a one-person chess game in which she was the pawn, the evil being first sent the woman that sold the shop to Ngozi's brother at the cost of N60,000, who showed up to seek payment of the balance of N15,000 after the brother had paid an initial sum of N45,000. Recalling how she came into the picture, Ngozi said: "My brother told me about how people who came to the shop always requested for fresh fish peppersoup and other delicacies.
As I had not found anything to do since we returned from Bauchi, my brother pleaded with me to join him in Obosi so that I could be preparing the delicacies and selling to customers who come to the shop to drink. When I came, we started the business and it was still trying to stand when one day, the woman that sold the shop to my brother came. "She was doing the same business like us, so she left behind some plastic chairs and a deep freezer. As my brother could not afford to buy his own freezer, we decided to be using the woman's own with her consent anyway.
Then one day, she told my brother to give her N20,000 so she could leave the freezer for us. My brother agreed; we were still trying to raise money to pay for it and also complete the payment for the shop when she came on Monday to carry the freezer." "The day before, on Sunday, and I had gone to the market and bought some fresh fish and meat. I put these items in the deep freezer for preservation. So as I was about cleaning the shop the next day when the woman came and began shouting on top of her voice that she must take the freezer away. I was still pleading and telling her I kept something in the freezer when she stormed out and returned in company with two men who I noticed were commercial motorcyclists. She ordered them to go into the shop and bring out the freezer. They came in and threw the fish, meat and every other item in the freezer out and took it away."
Rapist appears, promising Greek gift As Ngozi was lamenting over the sudden turn of events that spoiled her sales projections for the season, the evil being moved another of his chess pieces to act out his assigned role: the suspect, Tochukwu Nebo, popularly called Baby Boy in Obosi showed up with an offer to give Ngozi another freezer to enable her to continue with the business since her elder brother happened to be his friend. Probably elated, she did not recognize the Greek gift the son-of-the-devil was dangling before her.
Her words: "I was still crying that my last hope of continuing the business of selling fresh fish and peppersoup had been aborted by the woman when she took the deep freezer away. Then Toochukwu (we call him Baby Boy) who is my elder brother's friend came to me. I thought he came to help me. There was a time he took refuge in our house when he was wanted for something in Obosi. So he came to the shop that Monday and tried to console me, saying that I should stop crying. He said he had three deep freezers; that he would go home, consult his wife and then give me one to continue my business. He left and after about one hour later, he came back and told me to follow him to his house so that we could discuss with his wife.
Some of our male friend are not to allowed even one inch to our sisiters.

Hw can one get this in Akwa Ibom state?

Great Tuskers, great to associate here.

lofty900: finally I got my gp2. hallelujah. my observations. 1. great display. 2. poor sound quality 3. fast browsing. 4. nice camera. 5. free screen guard. 4. free snake skin cover. 5. small manual. too bad. 6. free HD music videos. 6. free 7.3 GB SD card. not up to 8 GB. god villa u r the usain bolt of this thread. u made me bought it. just 14k. here in pH.
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pls where in PH?

If i may ask, can't the government get to the root of this issue? Who is behind boko haram? Until then we will continue to say RIP.

elijahdre: Much available now.delivery to any place in Nigeria. Call 08034795720 or watsapp on 08062455323.God bless you real good

@elijahdre can u deliver it in uyo and hw much will it cost? Am waiting for your reply?

This tecno people shld atleast upgrade their Ram a little, am tired of changing name but with the former spec.

Winnerslfc: Hahabahah. U lied bro. L3 is not 1400mah. Why don't you SHUT UP when you don't know a thing? Go and read the specs again. Besides I ain't casting the phone but just being Frank with the dude cuz I'm not a hungry marketer, if you say I'm fraud then I leave that to your conscience. But I repeat, I'm willing to send you the phone while you pay up after receiving it. Good morning,

can u send it to Akwa Ibom State and how much will it cost?

aficionado: You can get it from us here in Port Harcourt for 15,500.
We got the cheapest price for Pioneer P2 in Port
Harcourt at the moment as Callus Miller and other
competitors sell this phone between 17 - 18k. We are a
major distributor to Gionee in PH and you can be
assured that warranty is fully guaranteed with us. Limited stock available, as it is selling briskly. The
easy-to-locate address is:
360 Degree Tech Limited
First floor, Felix Complex,
10, Aba road, just behind 1st Artillery Bus stop,
Opposite Ecobank Plc,
Port Harcourt.

When you get there, make sure you ask of EDAFE so I
can know you saw this and attend promptly to you or
call 07068867857 before coming. The phone is selling
fast, so you better hurry and get your copy of this
excellent phone.

ok bro thanks

Where can i get this phone in River state?

bemagnify: just got d fone in port Harcourt ... @17k... wow d fone luk awesome

Guy where in port Harcourt?

dav22y: U can get d product at no 9 oron rd uyo, I bought d e5 40k there

yakka mmi if i go there will i see this P2?

Hw can one get this phone in uyo.

adavetee: These are Ministers from the new PDP states. Transfer of aggression.

must everything be sentimental politics; is Akwa ibom state's prof Ita okon ewa also from the new PDP state?

Phone!phone!!phone!!! Let this people not drag our girls into prostitution and our boys into armrobbery. Because as it is today one is measured by the type of phones you use. Anyway i dey look una.

Let them not bring in overaged planes in the name of low airfares.

Tecno this people will one day run out of alphabets and numbers for their phone.

Let them continue to fight, as for me I DONT CARE#

Boko boiz hav started getting the heat, but come to ask y r they afraid of death?

This fani or what is his name shld stop this rascality, let him show what he did when in government; was he not Obj attack dog? This politician self, always crying fool when they are not in authority.

Ikengawo: vice to buhari right?
idiot.


And to be clear okorocha is one of the only govs that refuses to receive any form of government salary

wait until 2015 come before you abrogate the post of VP to Okoracha because People Destroying People (PDP) will kill to rule.[color=#006600][/color]