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Romance › Re: My Experience With A Married Woman.. by flylykace: 12:55pm On Nov 11, 2015

unilagfreshest:
I went to have my bath, freshen up, now 9pm.. she lazily stood up too, entered d bathroom, took her bath nd came out.. she said, my look doesn't really define who I am.. she said am a TIGER.. (omo dat word sweet me die). After about 10min she came out dressed up,.. call came in from reception that we have 20mins more I was like.. we r already out sef, am still going to school... she hugged me for like 5min nd kept praising me.. I just told her it's nothing... we came out(Halla gbenga, say am on my way, cz he has called me like 5 times).. she stopped cab, said unilag, cabman said 4k.. 4 wat, I changed face he collected 2k sha after bargainin. Got to school around 10.30 pm, thank God for iyaPato selling food in jaja complex. Coz I was as hungry as a Pig(add anything else u want)... since then, am now her new husband, anything she will call for advice, she sends 10k every Monday but said she will stop if I don't come this weekend (have been givin her various excuses why I can't come around, claiming am busy and all), she even suggested we stay together throughout this weekend, which I obliged .. but I know am not going anywhere..She is F*CKINGLY* MARRIED.. Or what do u guys think?.. THE END

You dey kolo after all the bangs, she's now f*ckingly married

Kachi so huwa ney! U wan run

Crime › Re: Policeman Commits Suicide For Missing Assessment Exam by flylykace: 7:08am On Nov 11, 2015

One SUV, One car, two houses in lagos with a family what again does he want that makes him kill himself, promotion come from God

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Politics › Re: Check Photos Of Senator Dino Melaye's Purported 89 Million Naira Rolls Royce Car by flylykace: 6:51am On Nov 11, 2015

More of that

Romance › Re: DIVORCE: ‘he Said He Had A Degree In Mass Comm’ by flylykace: 6:33am On Nov 11, 2015

Most Women prefer guys who live fake life like them to those with real life

Romance › Re: Opinion: How To Know A Gold Digger by flylykace: 6:19am On Nov 11, 2015

A girl whose demand always high cos they know u have money

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Health › Re: World’s Tallest Man Dies, Aged 26 (photo) by flylykace: 6:09am On Nov 11, 2015

Another one in badagry area of lagos. Authorities take note, I'm sure he's above 8ft, he doesn't drive, everything seems too small for him, his walking support is heavy iron, in fact that guy deserves world record

Romance › Re: 26 Places To Meet A Rich Man by flylykace: 12:25am On Nov 11, 2015

Most of the girls u see around these places mention are Olosho

Politics › Re: PHOTO: Unbelievable! The Shortest Marriage In History! by flylykace: 12:10am On Nov 11, 2015

OMG

Romance › Re: Wife Material The Younger Girls Or Big Girls!!! by flylykace: 11:51pm On Nov 10, 2015

Its all depend on what you want

But let me tell u..............

1) A lecturer was once a student and a student will later become a lecturer

2) Whatever u re looking for in sokoto is also in shokoto

Education › Re: Ambode Appoints Prof. Njokanma As LASU Acting VC by flylykace: 11:30pm On Nov 10, 2015

ODUBEZE:
I won't blame U if you cannot understand

Politics › Re: See What LASTMA Officials Did To This Man Today by flylykace: 9:26pm On Nov 10, 2015

Some drivers can be rude to officials especially on that lagos/badagry exp. Way

Crime › Re: Photo:usher Caught Stealing From Offering Box While Church Pray by flylykace: 8:32pm On Nov 10, 2015

Thank God is not a Nigerian

Romance › Re: When She Calls Out Your Bestfriend's Name During Sex by flylykace: 8:28pm On Nov 10, 2015

Ladies like calling their man BB, so try hear her out she might not even know ur so called BB guy and u re concluding because is normal to u finding every fault to discharge everyone u tangled with(I quote u)

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Education › Re: Ambode Appoints Prof. Njokanma As LASU Acting VC by flylykace: 8:04pm On Nov 10, 2015

ODUBEZE:
So he must be related to me before I discern between seriousness and frivolity

What re u even saying?

Education › Re: Ambode Appoints Prof. Njokanma As LASU Acting VC by flylykace: 8:00pm On Nov 10, 2015

Emmenyk:
yeah because it sounds Igboish that's y he won't make a good VC. I pity u cos u'l soon drown in ur hatred for the Igbos

I'm already in it

Education › Re: Ambode Appoints Prof. Njokanma As LASU Acting VC by flylykace: 7:20pm On Nov 10, 2015

lyricalz:
You are sounding like a yoruba man, I know u're.

Its unporshunate bro

Education › Re: Ambode Appoints Prof. Njokanma As LASU Acting VC by flylykace: 7:06pm On Nov 10, 2015

gsalvatore:
YOUR SENTENCE IS EVEN MORE SCARY.....SORRY SCARING..

Correction taken

Education › Re: Ambode Appoints Prof. Njokanma As LASU Acting VC by flylykace: 7:03pm On Nov 10, 2015

ODUBEZE:
which kind yeye question be this? What has leadership style/ability got to do with name?
All these primary school fresh leavers self!
mtcheeeeeew.

Does the man anyhow related to u?

Politics › Re: Solution To Heavy Traffic In Lagos And Other Parts Of The Country by flylykace: 9:11am On Nov 10, 2015

Fixe potholes

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Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: What Is Wrong With This Wedding Dress? by flylykace: 8:50am On Nov 10, 2015

Who the fvck are u asking?

Where did u get the pix from?

Why are u asking?

What did u see there?

Education › Re: Help! I Found Myself And Others Naked In My Dream. by flylykace: 5:53am On Nov 10, 2015

Emptiness is on the way pls pray hard

Romance › Re: I Think My Guy Is Trying Something With My Crush Behind My Back.. by flylykace: 5:20am On Nov 10, 2015

See there's something we use to do, since the guy is in habit of acting funny around ur chicks, just tell the chicks them that the guy is suffering from TB or HIV or lunatic runs in their blood, I think this ll scare them away from him

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Sports › Re: Tb Joshua Predicts That Mali Will Beat Nigeria In U17 World Cup Finals by flylykace: 6:50am On Nov 08, 2015

Let's watch and see

But if not we'll declare him fake

Travel › Re: Breaking News: Fatal Accident At Kaduna Lokoja Road. (Graphic Photos) by flylykace: 2:57am On Nov 08, 2015

A man with his wife and four children

R. I. P. cry

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Politics › Re: What Will The Husband Of The New Female Gov. Be Adressed As? by flylykace: 2:42am On Nov 08, 2015

If he desires to CHANGE his meritious tittle(s) because his wife is a governor, then he should Bring It On

Celebrities › Re: Celebrities You Won’t Believe Are Gay by flylykace: 2:29am On Nov 08, 2015

Why won't I believe, nothing is impossible now

Nairaland General › When Your Pastor Ask You To Bring Your Problem To Church by flylykace(op): 2:19am On Nov 08, 2015

When ur problem is beyond ur power and pastor asked u to bring it to the church

Education › Re: How many ladies have u come with? by flylykace: 1:16am On Nov 08, 2015

No one, na only me waka come

Politics › Re: Will Nigeria Have 24/7 Electricity In Your Life Time by flylykace: 1:13am On Nov 08, 2015

Ask yourself or have you forgotten that CHANGE has come to stay and anything can happen tomorrow

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