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Politics › Re: As An Obidient, I Love Tinubu's Acceptance Speech, I Think He Will Be A Good Pre by fman(m): 9:11am On Mar 01, 2023
Let's shun tribalism and work for a better Nigeria. Yoruba and ibos are brothers... Make una leave sentimental reasoning
Crime › Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At All” Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by fman(m): 8:52am On Mar 01, 2023
HardBishop:
make I no chop your mama rice for your burial.
no need bro, na mad woman born dmca . She still dey roam for Tunga-maje...
Nne the boy Wu onye-ara.
I naghi ahu otu ederede the boy di?
Crime › Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At All” Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by fman(m): 8:42am On Mar 01, 2023
DMCA:
grin grin grin

The stench from your mothers' vagina which you inhaled while coming out during your birth corrupted your brain.
she didn't like the way you were born behaving like someone with down syndrome. grin grin

She then got your brain swapped for her clitoris by one baba for some sacrifice which she has to be renewing the ritual very often. grin grin grin

Now that she has been failing to renew it, your mental situation is now deteriorating rapidly.

Your mother really sacrificed for you oh! Because she does not enjoy sex like she used to before from her customers in the brothel where you were born. grin

Looking at the picture in your profile and the way you follow Schizophrenic people of your kind is an evidence.😁😁😁😁

Your sisters must be in the families business your mother is into.

You can pass them to Shalommy so that she can train them on how to give proper lizard style, then I will aid you to relocate them to Abuja where I can then link them up to potential customers who are ready to pay well. Not the 500 hundred Naira for short time they are used to collecting in Benue. grin
this long epistle you wrote purely comfirms the fact that you inherited lunacy from that random IDP camp abscondee mentally deranged Haggard oloribruku father of yours!!!

Your mum's madness could not be cured at Yabaleft, so she was thrown into the streets where, she got impregnated at old kuntunku a rustic community in gwagwalada.... Your lunatic father got aroused from the smelling stench emanating from her sunken kpekus pit .... Him been a lunatic expert in lizard style almost convulsed to death, as your deranged mum was insatiable...
That was how you where birthed by a mentally deranged woman roaming the streets with you strapped to her backside..... As God would have it, you where rescued by a good Samaritan, who trained you, though you still have huge traces of lunacy in your bloodline...

Your wandering lunatic father stumbled upon your mentally deranged mum around Tunga-maje six months after you where rescued...
They both dived in a sex romp in the view of the public!!! The videos are online: Google it two mad persons having sex in Tunga-maje!!
He gave her another lizard style for weeks on no end!!
Crime › Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At All” Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by fman(m): 12:12pm On Feb 28, 2023
DMCA:
Your own father being unable to afford condoms due to being in abject poverty should have been drilling your mother in her anus instead of the sinkhole she calls a vagina grin

They would have avoided birthing a child with psychosis like you grin
I am sorry for your condition, but it can be managed.

I wish you the best😎
many are mad, few are roaming!!
U r a product of a roaming mad woman, who got impregnated via lizard style by a random mentally imbalanced IDP camp abscondee...

I spit on your deranged mentality and incoherent reasoning... Only God knows what kind of püssy roaming sisters u gat!!
Crime › Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At All” Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by fman(m): 10:45pm On Feb 27, 2023
DMCA:
Nitwit, return back your mothers' clit and tell her to give you back your brain grin
cheap condoms would have saved your brainless dad from fathering a brainless suicidal bipolar dimwit like you.
Crime › Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At All” Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by fman(m): 10:37pm On Feb 27, 2023
DMCA:
Have they started treating you of schizophrenia yet?

I heard there is a psychiatric hospital that includes abuja as their catchment in Kaduna.

I can refer you there if you are yet to seek help grin
was that where you were last treated before you escaped two yrs ago?
U need to go back and complete your medication.....
Cos ur incoherent comment here on nairaland proves that you are nutcase mediocre...
Crime › Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At All” Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by fman(m): 10:25pm On Feb 27, 2023
DMCA:
Go and continue worshiping sisterfire IP🐽B grin

Mr fman
go and commit suicide
Mr. Ex convict
Crime › Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At All” Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by fman(m): 9:55pm On Feb 27, 2023
DMCA:
You lots are lean witted people who only disrupt anything progressive.
Who spoils the name of Nigeria more than the Igbo. cool

Which is the most corrupt tribe? Igbo
Which tribe does drug running most? Igbo
Which tribe does armed robbery the most? Igbo.

The list goes on...

Left for me, they should have let you people have your red landlocked wasteland you call Biafra made up of 5 states with little of no natural resources.

Maybe as your father used your brain for sacrifice to appease the gods, your mother had to replace it with her clitoris, and you are using that to think you can beat me. grin

Long Live Sit-at-home in your red waste called Emeka-land grin
Fool grin
just shut da fück up!!!
Why the hate?
Igbos are beautiful people.
Stop wailing!!
I used to think that you are smart... U just proved otherwise
Crime › Re: I Was Duped Of #400,000 by fman(m): 9:23pm On Feb 27, 2023
Blackpowers101:
what will bring that man back and begging will not be up-to 2000. After which he will run back to you with your money intact, even if he has spent some, his heart will beat as if it's going to fall out.
are you serious?
Crime › Re: Thai Drug Dealer Had Plastic Surgery To Look Like Korean Man, Police Say by fman(m): 8:48pm On Feb 27, 2023
ebexofficial:
Na watin Evans for do be dis
grin
Politics › Re: Atiku Messed Himself Up He Lacks Political Wisdom by fman(m): 11:06am On Feb 27, 2023
peepydelano:
Abeg shush it, the yorubas should be thanking the igbos if Tinubu eventually wins because they really helped him with Obi as a big distraction. Obi was nothing but a distraction in this election. I’m a northerner and most of us don’t mind Tinubus presidency, we actually like him very much. Igbos are very dull politically, and the funny thing is that they’ll never learn. Soludo gave them the best advise but they’ll rather have his head. It will be very hard for an Igbo man to smell presidency in this country. Tinubu will do and still handover to a northerner while the cycle continues like that. Yorubas should thank their enemies (the igbos) very well because this is a case of my enemies divinely help me to victory. Tinubu is indeed a heavyweight politician
you don switch? No b pdp again?
Family › Re: My Gf Is Pregnant by fman(m): 10:58am On Feb 27, 2023
LittleBigDick:
I just found out i will be a dad soon
How do i make sure that if its a boy it becomes very smart and fit ?Is it ok if i put creatine in my baby's milk?
congrats!!
Go and pay her bride price.....
That should be your priority now!!
Please don't bred a bastard
Crime › Re: Common Questions Children & Teens Ask About Sex by fman(m): 10:55am On Feb 27, 2023
Coachabibo001:
Sex is the number one thing on the mind of all people, young and old.

We may not want to admit it but sex (sexual intercourse) I'd an international pre-occupation.

It is sad that most of the information about sex is incorrect. People who should talk about sex often don't want to discuss it and people who do talk about sex a lot are the ones who don't know the truth about it.

Most of the people who don't know about sex are teaching our children and youths the incorrect things about sex, while parents are busy thinking their children know nothing about sex.

In this video, I answered many questions in the heart of preteens, teens and youths, about sex. Questions like:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuVYIFbtRZE

What is Sex?

When Can I start having sex?

Is sex with condom wrong?

What about having sex with just one person?

Can I just kiss without having sex?

and many more.

please subscribe, like, comment and share this video.


#datingadvice
#teens
#notopremaritalsex
#sexisgood
#datingtips
#sexadvice
#whatissex
#whatisdating
#whenshouldihavesex
#issexwrong
#sexbeforemarriage
#datingwithoutsex
stop glorifying and promoting sexual imoralities
Politics › Re: 2023 Election: Why Are People Not Talking About This by fman(m): 10:50am On Feb 27, 2023
MiztaDynameek:
I see many people shouting how Obi won Tinubu in Lagos but no one is talking about the reality on ground with the results so far. As they are flogging Tinubu in the places people are celebrating the picture below is showing us the real results as it's coming out. So please why are people not complaining about this result so far and as they are flogging Tinubu no body is complaining about where Tinubu has gotten more than a million vote above other candidates.
we all know that Tinubu has won.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Wins Lagos State by fman(m): 10:44am On Feb 27, 2023
Tinubu don win Nigeria. His is the next gcfr.
Programming › Re: Does Opay Have An Api by fman(m): 10:40am On Feb 27, 2023
DMCA:
Apart from being a script kiddie, what can you do?

Look at someone who talks about API when he can't even use one.

What languages can you even write. If at all any, it must be some loosely typed mushroom language used by every Tom, Dick and Harry with just surface generic knowledge who then goes around saying he is a programmer.
Even console, you surely are still struggling with but you are shouting API when you can't even write a standard class that adheres to entry level design patterns.

Fool grin









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P!mp one of your sisters or relatives😎

I heard Tiv girls are very affordable so I will help you advertise. cool


Take care bro grin
Am not your bro. Please desist from mentioning me!! Am not the only nairalander in this forum!!. I don't know you in person, stop sharing your phone number to me. I will never call, as I see u as a cheap scammer.
Know this and it shall be well with you by God's grace.
Programming › Re: Does Opay Have An Api by fman(m):
jikins:
Ontop small question person ask you guys must sha find way insult yourselves. Na wa, hope you guys sha voted today
pls disregard the dude that just quoted you above, he was recently released from a mental institution.. Can't you see that his comments are incoherent and mostly out of point...
He relishes hate speech cos he is afflicted with bipolar coupled with a deadly strand of mood swing. Avoid him, he is a chronic troll and has attempted suicide on several occasions::


Alternatively u can join this thread to know more about the universal code.
https://www.nairaland.com/6367965/universal-codesinverse-worldnature-science-etc
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Now Have 3,000,000+ Members by fman(m): 11:49am On Feb 25, 2023
adewale2011:
Gradually we are growing, we recently hit 3million member. Kudos NL Team
of which 1million are trolls, 500k bots and 750k duplicate accounts.
NL is filled with fraudsters
Politics › Re: Let’s Celebrate Atiku’s Victory Here by fman(m): 10:56am On Feb 25, 2023
peepydelano:
We all know Atiku has won already, so Tonyebarcanista, switility, Obembet , mynd44 and my other comrades and Pdp faithfuls please come and join me in this victory dance.
u no even invite me for the party? PDP all the way!!!!
Programming › Re: Does Opay Have An Api by fman(m): 10:43am On Feb 25, 2023
The dude above me seems to be deranged mentally. Before I asked op to check opay documentation, I have used and implemented their API. I wonder what an olosho arrangee knows about programing.. Or probably he just wanna show how daft he is!! The greatigboman plz disregard that troll::: usu turu ime ya!!!
Programming › Re: Does Opay Have An Api by fman(m): 9:09pm On Feb 24, 2023
The fool that just quoted me above doesn't even know what is called documentation.
Politics › Re: ‘Treason’: Security Agencies Will Determine El-rufai, Others’ Fate – Malami by fman(m): 12:30pm On Feb 24, 2023
backnbeta:
My husband met him walking to challenge on foot from Akala Express because he had no cash! Here is an idiot that has been jubiliating over this cashless policy. They will suffer if it's not reversed
what is this wan even talking?
Programming › Re: Does Opay Have An Api by fman(m): 12:27pm On Feb 24, 2023
Check their documentation.
Crime › Re: Passenger Caught Stealing Onboard Air Peace Flight by fman(m): 2:27am On Feb 24, 2023
Okhuadams:
Atleast no be drugs
ya! Na stupid teef.
Celebrities › Re: Fans Visit AKA's Grave But Find Tombstone Removed (PICS) by fman(m): 7:53pm On Feb 23, 2023
Persephone1:
Wait!

AKA is dead? 😳
where u dey?
I think say you get updates
Agriculture › Re: Is This A Fruit? by fman(m): 6:37pm On Feb 23, 2023
Abancheleke!
Romance › Re: There Is No Such Thing As Husband Snatching by fman(m): 6:35pm On Feb 23, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
The people wey dey mention my name to people for jobs

Wey dey refer me for job

You shall never lack

I appreciate the massive love

U na sabi u na sef

Copyright ©️ Digital Bimpe
thanks for the recognition!! U r welcome
Romance › Re: There Is No Such Thing As Husband Snatching by fman(m): 6:32pm On Feb 23, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
There is no such thing as Husband Snatching

A man chooses who he wants to be with so fighting a woman both physically and online over a man who has clarified himself that he knows what he wants

Men know what they do want and with who

Having his child won't stop him







The people who are siding that lady already know the deep truth and is either they are in that situation

The lady kept saying I will do everything to fight for my man

Neglecting that fighting for each other is important you both fight for each other

Why should a marriage or a relationship be one sided

It doesn't change the fact that you are a good or a bad partner

We have come across good women for their husband and still get cheated let's not talk of the bad bitch

Sometimes it's never about your character or you not sexually satisfying him

Some men eyes dey outside and we call it long throat

Even when they were single to you they were not faithful is now in marriage they will be faithful to you

Women can do better by not accepting disrespect into their relationship
trashy
Crime › Re: Passenger Caught Stealing Onboard Air Peace Flight by fman(m): 6:19pm On Feb 23, 2023
Kunle is an Afonjazz teef.

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