₦airaland Forum

Brendaniel:
Nigerians have chosen President Peter Obi(GCFR)

gaskiya walahi.
Peter obi
kawai...

Nia69:
I'm a learner. Do you have a problem with me? Why act like you know me? He wants the world to know the truth, which I'm interested in because I'm an open-minded person. I've noticed you now. Don't quote me again. No offense.

P.S, I'm a baby, taking my baby steps into the spiritual world.

hello babe, are you puzzled about life and it's true meaning? Come in to this thread and get an elevated view into the universal code from a spiritual angle.
https://www.nairaland.com/6367965/universal-codesinverse-worldnature-science-etc#98148860

darkstar6971:
how? U sure say u no high

na u wey high!
Dey there dey ask me, how

dollytino4real:
B4 u come back from work ur neighbours don pour sniper put to kee the plant n kee u too

u r too toxic in reasoning!!

Validated:
All Buhari needs to do to disarm Tinubu and these northern governors flaunting his orders is simple.

Buhari has made up his mind, to just send a simple message to his followers, "do not vote for Tinubu" and the little support out of the 12 million cult followers will completely abandon Tinubu. This message got to APC Chairman and he hurriedly called the APC governors meeting to go and beg Buhari. The question now is, will Buhari accept the Greek Gift after being ridiculed by the likes of Elrufai, Badaru, Gandulje, Bello, and even a criminal like Abiodun? I doubt they will first have to go public denouncing themselves and affirming the superiority of the president's directives.

In the North today, the whisper and cry are that governors have started taking orders from Tinubu, who has not even been elected. Meaning with Tinubu as president would become an authoritarian president who would chastise them with scorpions and destroy the North. The North has now taken the stance of, "To you tents O' Northerners"

As it stands now, Tinubu cannot win Lagos with the massive military deployment all those thugs are disarmed, leaving room for free, fair, credible elections. Any thug or agent found inducing voters will be summarily dealt with in accordance with the laws. You and I know where Nigeria's army is very effective, dealing "decisively with bloody civilians". in the coming days, another deployment would land in Rivers State to put Wike in the cage.

Just watch as the real jagaban of Nigeria enters the ring. You dare not challenge a General to Warr! He has been there! All hail General Muhammadu Buhari1

keep imagining things..
To the polls!!!!
Come 25th February!

DoggoneDogg:
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Ukraine will fall by Sunday.
Rest.

and today's date is what?

Urheadmaster:


You'll agree that this long story is a total waste of time

i swear

meobizy:
This one had ordinary dysentery and is talking nonsense. I’ve realized that once Nigerians purge due to food ingested, they run about screaming “poison.”

Dysentery is a result of food poisoning..

climtos:
Aw, was just trying to free you from your thoughts.

no need bro!!
Am entitled to my Thoughts

mytime24:
97% how market

market no easy oo !!
We just dey wail as usual

climtos:
I'm actually the 2nd to the last child of my parents. I have much older siblings. Dad married very late. He married mom when she was just 19

I no ask you!!
Keep your explanation to ya self...

Gromilla010:
omoh the witches do you strong thing ooo..just dey quote unrelatable bible verse up and down like someone whose brain has been used for ritual

i just Taya for this terrezo2002 of a guy.

climtos:
Lol. I'm not a critic. My Dad will be 76 in three months time. Mom is still balling at 61.

na em b say u no b small Pikin oo!!
Sakamaje

climtos:
Once you're above 60 in Nigeria, just start preparing your funeral. critics here on nairaland parents didn't even and will never reach his age.

sure!! Including your parents!!

Ghanians? How?
Una dey there dey form sophisticated
Now una don dey wail. Keep wailing!!!!
No be ibos again be una problem, now na ghanians!!

Even a new born baby has enemies!!
Inside life, na only you know whom you offend

Op dey find whom, him go scam!!!

Death sentence to all pedophiles!!!

Cashless economy is the best route out from poverty .

DMCA:
Fanen, why e d pain you say my Anus is not available for you?

I am not gay or Bisexual like you.

Find another man to supplement your baby mama

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Shalommy:
Idiot! You this gaylord.

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Shalommy:
You're not gay but you're begging dmca to yansh you. Chaii..

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Shalommy:
Don't worry, i'll tell dmca to run your map. Na your yansh go tell u. Faggottt.

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DMCA:
Na sisterfire the oil fman anus carry give male members of that her enlightenment group.
Very soon fman go start use pampas


Me I like the kind of thing that hang in between shalommy's thighs

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DMCA:
Leiylau did you read the story I wrote?

Schizophrenia is something not to be taken lightly

Leiylau and fman are gone

Leiylau, has fman finger banged you as his Chinese goat yet!?

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Shalommy:
so, u don oil am finish and pass give another?. Fman anus don see shege!

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DMCA:
Fanen, I wonder what your girl will say and do when she discovers you are bi-sexual

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DMCA:
I rather be a pervert for women than be a Bisexual like you

Imagine you put your penis in your fellow man's butt

Eeeeeeew

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Shalommy:
You dey find person to yansh you. Me no get blokos oo

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Shalommy:
What size of pampaz u dey wear?

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Shalommy:
We'll spits on ur anus.. Faggott tuueehh

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Shalommy:
:iD Go and wash ur anus for tonight. Nl gaylord

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