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Hmmm......what do you think? Dnt be angry , no job to do thats why.......i knw u must be angry...

1. The anger of the penis doesn't destroy the vagina (Zimbabwe)
2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with his mother's breast but not his father's scrotum (Ghana)
4.the man who marries a beautiful wife and a farmer who grow corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you don't knw her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who said that nothing last forever have never tried Hausa perfume. (nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows were her husband is every night is a widow (Togo)
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your scrotum is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (nairaland).

Hahaha

kropotkin2:
Lol, Na sambo own funny pass. Him go dey hawk 'buratashi' on the streets of kaduna

'buratashi' (penis erection)

DONBROTHER1:
see d way u be like F000000000L for people eye, common photoshop u nor sabi do.

hmmm, dry weed no dey gud to take before commenting ooo

loomer:
This mumu don come again

same to u my guy

Na wao!

phellamon:
I don't know the time u folks would start giving due credit to a little Humor?

This is just a nice with picture with an humorous caption...

I'm sure GEJ would even laugh his head off, if he gets 2 see tis.
Atleast comedians do tis all the time....
Yet nobody castigates them...



GOOD ONE BRO!!!

thanks jare

xxxoladevoxxx:
And you think he cares bout ur gay as5

imbeciles lyk u ar soo wally... Ibuma or

Nokiae5:
just presume that i'm saying this to your father.
1 would you laugh at him

2 would you retaliate

3 would you share tears for him

4 would you be in a tug with me

just answer

i will react as do u, if it were ur father

loomer:
Na only poverty de make person think like this OP

and na only poverty dey make u comment

jascon1:
kaa na son chi duri?

ndurin uwar wa?

Basildvalour:
This is not a joke

Can't you accord yourself some respect even if you do not have any for your president

RU331SH

president indeed! What has he done fr me?? Clueless man

jascon1:
Enough of this rubbish. Stop being unreasonably silly. Raffia is not used for walling in the south south. That in the real sense may have been in the north.

some building materials are imported and thats same with his case

Hmmm......

Hmmm......really nice

Hmmm......share your past and present school feeding techniques.. Here is the garri we use to consume.

It has been reported that, fulani herdsmen have invaded buruku local government area of Benue state. Many people from the area are fleeing from their home to look for a safe place. No number of death have been reported yet.

Barca 2 vs 0 Espanyol

How many of you have watch this thrilling and fascinating African cartoon movie?? How do u rate it?

1.We use earth worm to catch fish
2.We use fish to catch rat
3.we use bone to catch dog
4.we use corn to catch fowl
5.What do we need to catch a lady?

It was really fun years back with lots of prolific football stars, most of them who have retired. Ranging from international football to clubs. When we were kids, playing soccer on the street,we could not afford to buy a jersey, hence we go on writing the name of our favourite football player at the back of our shirt. As for me, i use to write 'Gerrard 8' and ' Utaka 7' who do you use to write?? Lets share your past football moments.

If Carpenters enjoys carpentery,Poets enjoys poetry,surgeons enjoys surgery,Why is it that pastors are not allowing Adults to enjoy Adultery?

One of my friend, Terver is having a difficult situation at hand. It all started with his co tenant girl friend. His co tenant named godwin have a girl friend who visited him. Her name is Doosuur. She came with her friend. Doosuur and her friend serves food in a restaurant. When they visited Godwin on a faithful Sunday, Terver realize that,if those girls happen to be received in Godwin's room, it will be shameful. Because Godwin's room is always shabby and not Good for eye looking. So , Terver decided to offer his well kept and clean room for reception. When Doosuur and her friend where in terver's room, he was attracted to Doosuur's friend.
After somedays, Terver visited the restaurant. He inquire from Doosuur abt her friend and express his desire to have an affair with her. He ask Doosuur to go and inform her friend. But doosuur told terver that, her friend have a boyfriend whom she is engaged to. Meanwhile Doosuur was expecting that, Terver should toast her and not her friend.. Watch out for the next episode.

mhizpeaarl:
Don't trespass.. They er soo many girls every where . Plus she is ur friends exx . Leave her alone niccur.

thanks tho

Well, due to some of your opinions, John have finally hooked up with his friend's ex. He is gonna organize his birthday party, how is he gonna cope with the presence of his friend and his friend's ex, now his girlfriend? Advice needed

Akpors came back from school and was very hungry, so he said to his mother, 'mummy, i want to eaten' his mother laugh at akpor's grammar and corrected akpors that, next time he should say, 'mummy i want to ate' akpor's father was reading a paper in the sitting room. So when he heard the conversation, he burst into laughter.. And said, 'you people cannot even correctioning your self'

Soo lovely nd cute art work.. This must make front page

ogb5:
was he holding the explosive in his hand before it went off? they need to ask the man some tough questions

its grenade dat ws thrown into d youth leader's vehicle, so he quickly want to throw it back den it explode in his palm..had it been it explode in his vehicle, he would hv been dead by nw...#happened here in gboko

The robbers attacked a police out post at ihugh in vandeikya LGA of Benue state and killed two policemen and injured one last night...RIP

Wel, dats gud... To hear