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I have forget one IMPORTANT thing that will tell you for real that a girl have use alum.......hmmm ..it happens to me... After sex with my gf wen she used alum, after some hours, i experience painful urination due to d effect of alum in da walls of my penis wic make it tight. Diz will affect u for lng tym. Jus take note guys!

Wen girls use alum, dere pussy will be tyt to penetrate, after first round nd wen she might hav clean her pussy ready for d nxt round, it will nt b as tight as before. If u wan do experiment, choose one day and , have a lot of pre-intimacy before penetration. Den u notice d thickness of d pussy walls. On another day, go straight to sex witout pre-intimacy. Get d difference.

Op, how many inches you gat?

Infact am suprise.! But lets wait and see for the official list.......

Top 5 Proverbs i culled from some famous novels.
1. The snail may try but it must not cast out it shell.
2. The butterfly think him self a bird.
3. Meat that has fat will proof it self by the heat of the fire.
4. Until the rotten tooth is pulled out , the mouth must chew with caution.
5. The horns cannot be too heavy for the head of the cow that must bear it...

The meaning right? Never mind and add yours.
Now lets relate these proverbs to our todays political world.

It was quite difficult to assess the abilities of some goalkeepers since there was no video coverage for those whose career span in early 50's - 70's. We had to rely on the verdict of some ex-footballers such as Joe Erico, segun Odegbami , peter Fregene , Christian chukwu ... To make our selections. Lets see why these lads where regarded as Nigeria's seven greatest goalkeepers of all time.
Sam Ibiam: cut an incredible reputation as the goalkeeper players can't beat with the ball. He concede only 9 goals in six years of his Career in Nigeria.started his career with calabar xi in 1946 , port Harcourt xi 1949, and won governor's cup with Railway FC where he starred with teslim 'thunder' Balogun in 1953.
Inua Lawal Rigogo: the story of rigogo remains a myth. He is perhaps the greatest goalkeeper Nigeria ever had. Though, many believed that he employed charms with the way he flies from pole to pole and made some incredible somersaults that can't be ordinary. Ghana's president Kwame Nkurmah once described him as a 'flying cat'. Conceded only 4 goals over his 8 years career between 1960 - 1969.
Peter Fregene: one of the finest goalkeepers Nigeria ever had. Fregene is indeed the longest serving goalkeeper whose Career spanned through the 60's , 70's, and 80's. He became the national team goalkeeper from 1966 - 71 and resurfaced again after 12 years. Fregene was in goal for nigeria in the 1968 Olympic games in Mexico and he won FA cup 2 times with ECN and stationary stores in the 60's and 70's.
Emmanuel Okala: the frightening moustache and intimidating goalkeeper of enugu rangers. He's perhaps another player that could pass as a Nigeria's greatest goalkeeper of all time. With his height and size, attackers were afraid to approach Okala and often don't find space to shoot or place the ball to the far end. He was fondly called the 'Iroko in the net' okala was in goal for Nigeria and won all African games gold medal in 1973. He was also in the team that won nigeria's first nations cup in 1980.
Best ogedengbe: he was perhaps the most skillful goalkeeper Nigeria ever had. Just like the great boxing legend ,Mohammed Ali, ogedengbe would boast that no one will score him in a particular match and it will be so..
Peter Rufai: he was goal keeper and a great team leader. Rufai was always the first choice goal keeper anytime he was invited. He won the nations cup in 1991 and became the first nigerian goalkeeper to play in FIFA world cup in the same year.
Vincent Enyeama: a great goalkeeper in all ramifications. Though he doesn't cut the myth of Inua Lawal Rigogo or the colossal reputation of Emmanuel Okala , yet Enyeama still pass as nigeria's greatest goalkeeper of all time in terms of his achievements. Enyeama won CAF champions league back to back in 2003 and 2004 . He won Nigeria premier league twice and the FA cup. He also won African cup of nations in 2013 and has has been the first choice goalkeeper to 2 FIFA world cup and the confederation cup.

It is indeed good for one to ask question about our one time speaker, house of representatives his where about and mutism over some political pandemonium that has engulf our political world. Is he adamant and busy enjoying his hard earned national cake? Is he still in Nigeria? Over to you all political gurus

Money has different names.
In marriage its called dowry
when paid in skul its called sch. Fees.
When you owe somebody, its called debt
when paid to the government its called tax
when paid to the court its called fine
when borrowed from the bank its called loan
when paid to kidnappers its called ransom
when paid to civil servants its called salary
when paid to retired civil servants its called pension
when paid to NYSC its called allowie
when paid in divorce its called alimony
so when a boy give to his girl friend and vice versa, what is it called??

there has been a lot of pandamonium since the invention of bank verification number exercise. Many people have been linking this number to the satanic number as prophecised in the holy bible. I once heard a man saying that the BVN simply means baphomate verification number. He preached and advice pepople not to indulge int the exercise. Am realy concern and willing to know more about BVN as regard the biblical view of the satanic number as prophecised in the holy bible. Now room for all our religious gurus.

Conversation between a man and his friend.
Man: i am married
friend: thats good
man: not its bad coz she is ugly
friend: thats bad
man: no its good, coz she is rich
friend: thats good
man: no its bad coz she don't gives me a single kobo
friend: eyaaa thats bad
man: no its good, coz she bought a houz for me
friend: thats good
man: no its bad coz d houz got burnt
friend: thats bad.
Man: no its good coz she was burnt inside
........maazi #FM

funlord:


He is silently transforming back 2 normal!

hehehe dats funny tho

Since after the inauguration of a new government in Nigeria, our veteran former vice president Arch. Namadi Sambo is invisible. And has since being Adamant to all the political pandemonium happening all over Nigeria. Can somebody tell me where he is faring?

macpetrus:
he he... I don't believe this cook up story....

then u hv to believe the raw-up story..

Looking forward for the impeachment of Mr saraki...

dyadeleye:
Im the smartest one among my goons.....
Are you the first born ?
I am Bro....
Maybe you need to upgrade URSELF.

am also the first born, my mother and father are also the first born of their parents. The thing is am an introvert, one of the best student in my course. But always quiet as if am nt bright.

This situation have become a food for thought to me for a long time an i have decided to share it with my fellow nairalanders. A lot of people kept saying that when you are the first born, you are not smart , wise and a lot of many things. I want to hear from your various opinions what you think about this issue. Please comment fast. Thank you.

It seems things have change in the area of power supply in my area. The power supply now seems to be a bit 24/7 in my area since after may 29. Could it be that its because of the wet season that aid the hydroelectric power plant or its the wind of change? Lets hear your opinion and the situation in your area.

Hmmm...... I sat for cymmy associate scholarship may, 2014 and won it. We were ask to visit there branch located in makurdi ( am in benue) for the collection of the letter. In the letter,we were to be paid a sum of 25k which they said we should come back in December 2014 for collection. When the time approached, they sent a text message via our phones saying that we should hold on with our letters till 23rd, February 2015. When the date Approached again, they said we should hold on till further notice. Please my brothers and sisters have any one of you had any experience about this cymmy associate scholarship scheme?

Guy! 2 bottles of origin can boost up your moral to communicate your emotions

Welcome to 21st century
our phones ...........wireless
cooking...................fireless
cars .......keyless
food ......fatless
dress ...............sleeveless
youth .......jobless
leaders .............shameless
relationship ........meaningless
attitude ....careless
wives .........fearless
feelings ..............heartless
education .............valueless
children ......mannerless
everything is becoming LESS but still our hope is endless , infact, i am speechless..
Free to add yours

Hehe.... U will use d bic to rewind d cassette.. Lovely moments back then

. Hav heard abt dis ryt when i ws a child. But hw authentic is the story?

Yes @ op, there is a big difference. I can say i love you to my mother, but i can not tell her that i am in love with her

Among merlin and zeddecus zul zorrenda , who is d great magician??

Vicalloyd:
Guy why are you repeating it?

he is a stammerer

hehehe....Share ur pix

masterchi:
Oya OP give me my kilobyte back

God will provide

dasensible1:
Op I for vex but as you don't beg, make I reduce ur punishment.....come make dash you one knock for ya head

kk..sir