₦airaland Forum

like serious

na wao!

lyk hw many

Homguy dis 1 na area pick up line abi?

wordbank:
It's everywhere
I hv friends that visits or call only when I'm back

lol bt i think every relationship nids sometin beyond sexx wat do u think? hw abt taking a walk in a cool garden

SmartBug:
They are just ‘Bleep Buddies’

lol abi sexx pals

my friend have a babe and its only when they want to have sexx that one will see them together.
and when we refer to her as his girlfriend, she will not take it kindly..

have you ever seen this type of relationship?

how would you term it?

Hati13:
Girma

ok..

Rtopzy:
None oh........lolz

ok

u ar welcm.. stay loyal nd u shall live lng so wats ur name?

na ladies dey lyk selfies.. rtopzy share ur own

gberra:
Truth hurts Ipobs

i hate hypocrites

op i nid lenses

wat suprises me is dat, d moment the domestic animals voted out the zoologist, a wild animal nw surfaces shouting of marginalization. where were you wen d zoologist was ruling over d zoo?

Rtopzy:
Happy Easter to fmartin, funnynation, eezor, lefulefu, sorftwerk and all nairalanders

lol wish u all the best..

Hmm

hmm..

hmm.. the woman who twerks in clubs.. eg ??
the slyqueens
rtopzy zarzar prettythicksmi

Rtopzy:
R u a camera? because every time I look at u I smile.

Do u have a name or can. call u mine.

Can I follow u? cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

I should call u Google because u have everything I'm
looking for

Is there a cell fone in ur back pocket? cos dat ass is calling me.

I'll treat u like my homework, slam u on my table nd do u all nite long

lolz..... fmartin, I done try abi..... Happy Easter.

lefulefu, eezor, sorftwerk.......come n add urs

u really try.

do u raise chickens? coz u hv jus raise my cockk

op u ar judas

dats kul.. aboki in china

elkon:
u are the cockroach in my Wardrobe

dis 1 na old skul

RichieDaVinci01:
None bruh
None of these lines would work on a typical Lagos Mainland girl

lol maybe u should use d monetary ones

RichieDaVinci01:
Came to pick up some pick up line

and wic pick up line did u pick up?

ZarZar:
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart & you'll steal mine

What's your name? I wanna know what I'll be screaming tonight

You seem a little pale, you must be lacking vitamin me

Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot

Lol, that's all I got

nyc bt u didnt tag a nairalander..

Lashort:
>:
Lol. dzaddy is mad You'll be fine lad. I'll pray for you

lol

Lashort:
You're suspecting me? Do you think I'm surprised

wat ever

Lashort:
But op why are you bothered

So you yourself, you entered nairaland to woo every single lady you come across isn't it but now you are disappointed because there might be a slight chance that some of the ladies here are men and not really women

lol. i hv nt even finish wt d girls in my area na fr nairaland i go follow woo girls? am suspecting u

Lashort:
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart but my butt is bigger

Rrrrrrrr

ar u fertilizer, coz u just made me grow 6 inches..

Lashort:
Do you know what would look good on you? Me

i wil tel u a joke abt my d**ck ...bt its too long

beatcoins:
Pick up lines are lame. They dont work in Nigeria. Use it and she would tag you as a "player" or "womanizer". I'm actually praying against lust and flirtatious spirit. Pray for me

lol just gv it a try

Prettythicksmi:
Ha,baba mi no map oo.U don lost oo.hehehehehe

hahaha