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gistedge : do u hv a shovel in ur back pocket? (no. y?) coz i'm digging dat azz!

prettythicksmi : do u hv a map? i'm getting lost in ur eyes.

LETS HAVE FUN
drop your favourite pick up line and tag a nairaland.

here is mine: if u ar a washing machine, i would put my dirty load inside u.

u ar so selfish u ar going to hv dat body fr d rest of ur life nd i just want it fr one nyt.

i hear u ar gud at algebra, wil u replace my eX without asking Y?

Cc: rtopzy , sinaj , zarzar , queensuccubus , etc

oluwasma:
so u cant date without sex. Guys guys guys!

yes na

Rtopzy:
Many are mad but few r roaming
fmartin, eezor, sorftwerk come nd see something here o

hahaha really?

op u fr kukuma ask us say 'can we graduate witout writting exams?'

it could be infection

Prettythicksmi:
Jonafraime,dureent.Dem many oo hehehehehe

babe u dey my mind ni? jonaifame ontop

skillful01:
be like me,gender-less

lol

torres89:
very childish and stupid act

yea

op she want to teach u PH..

samincredible44:
op its simple.they are transgender

Lol.. Do u hv an example of any one on nairaland?

what on earth will make a male hide behind a female moniker and gender on social media

at times i use to contemplate if they are gays..



on nairaland too one can find them. i will like to hear from you guys the reason you go for a female gender and moniker?

cc:

wow! kul

sum pple self

d last time i check, dating is different from marrying.., so no qualms

latest job in twn.. hope say b d job wey dem promise us b dis o!

Vp. Osibanjo.. nt likely though
i fore see a person who is nt popular contesting

myfantasies:
NEVER

as in yes or no

Amarabae:
Ofcourse yes.. I will choose my husband a million times all over again.

hop ur husbnd is reading this

die nd survive

Poshriel:
But you dont look that rich for a lucrative business Associate

i wasnt referring to biusness coz am nt into it.

tell us what exactely happen that nyt, we maybe able to help

Poshriel:
After getting a new smart phone in this recession, i am now able to register my monicker on nairaland... Pls good friends should roll in... Males, females as far as your intent and purpose is clean

my intent nd purpose bilateral devidents, would u mynd?

skillful01:
Welcome.



it seems I'm the only one who didn't ask for friends when I registered.

we cn b friends its neva too late

spytime:
After I broke up with my ex about 3years ago I hardly have time for ladies and I don't even feel anything for anyone, I faced my work and life but recently my mother and my boss are at my neck to get someone to settle down with but I don't even know how to start hence my frequent visit to romanceland if possible I can get a lady who is serious and ready to settle down.... So can i get to meet someone here? I hardly have time to go out becos of my work and other things am doing, the lady must be serious not necessarily a working class but must have a potential I can invest in.... A christian based in Lagos.

i hv never read a testimony here that, 'we met on nairaland, nw we ar happily married' any one cn quote me wrong wit links nt less than 5.. to get babe here na serious matta fr u. happy searching

polithiefcians at work

dis one we already knw na, na today

hmm.. yes if okrika na second hand

bullshit, 'dis relationship is over' let her continue at her own peril

NevetsIbot:
Single

look fr one na lalasticlala help dis pesin make im get personal perin..

Tazdroid:
"without bra", u go school so?

no i only studied figures of speech