ZarZar:
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart & you'll steal mine

What's your name? I wanna know what I'll be screaming tonight

You seem a little pale, you must be lacking vitamin me

Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot

Lol, that's all I got

nyc bt u didnt tag a nairalander..

Came to pick up some pick up line

RichieDaVinci01:
Came to pick up some pick up line

and wic pick up line did u pick up?

u are the cockroach in my Wardrobe

Fmartin:
and wic pick up line did u pick up?

None bruh
None of these lines would work on a typical Lagos Mainland girl

RichieDaVinci01:
None bruh
None of these lines would work on a typical Lagos Mainland girl

lol maybe u should use d monetary ones

elkon:
u are the cockroach in my Wardrobe

dis 1 na old skul

you must be a terrorist
cos you blow my mind away.
Lame right? pick up lines are lame and they are for broke boys. 30billion for the account any day

konjishild:

maybe ur crushes are dumb asf lol na joke o bro

Fùck you.

Themainchick11:
you must be a terrorist
cos you blow my mind away.
Lame right? pick up lines are lame and they are for broke boys. 30billion for the account any day

****
Not everytin is 30 billion 4 the account.., Once in a while, u need to go all *Sexy Oral* on ur partner.
.
.
Am 110% certain u appreciate lovely words sometimes...because am a testimony to that part of u...

ZarZar:
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart & you'll steal mine

What's your name? I wanna know what I'll be screaming tonight

You seem a little pale, you must be lacking vitamin me

Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot

Lol, that's all I got

Wow! Ma nigga your lines are super dope

SmartBug:


Fùck you.

fuhk you too

beatcoins:
Pick up lines are lame. They dont work in Nigeria. Use it and she would tag you as a "player" or "womanizer". I'm actually praying against lust and flirtatious spirit. Pray for me

First of all stop watching porn

BUTCHCASSIDY:

Wow! Ma nigga your lines are super dope

Butchy, are you Igbo? Because you put JEW to the jewellery I imagine on my ring finger LMFAO

uyisteven:


****
Not everytin is 30 billion 4 the account.., Once in a while, u need to go all *Sexy Oral* on ur partner.
.
.
Am 110% certain u appreciate lovely words sometimes...because am a testimony to that part of u...

sexy oral?? Really,Steven lecture me

R u a camera? because every time I look at u I smile.

Do u have a name or can. call u mine.

Can I follow u? cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

I should call u Google because u have everything I'm
looking for

Is there a cell fone in ur back pocket? cos dat ass is calling me.

I'll treat u like my homework, slam u on my table nd do u all nite long

lolz..... fmartin, I done try abi..... Happy Easter.

lefulefu, eezor, sorftwerk.......come n add urs

SmartBug:
I find it hard to use pick up lines. Because there's always that risk of miscommunication and me ending up explaining.

cos you roll with N-List girls

ZarZar:




Butchy, are you Igbo? Because you put JEW to the jewellery I imagine on my ring finger LMFAO

LMAO
Nice one Carlos

Rtopzy:
R u a camera? because every time I look at u I smile.

Do u have a name or can. call u mine.

Can I follow u? cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

I should call u Google because u have everything I'm
looking for

Is there a cell fone in ur back pocket? cos dat ass is calling me.

I'll treat u like my homework, slam u on my table nd do u all nite long

lolz..... fmartin, I done try abi..... Happy Easter.

lefulefu, eezor, sorftwerk.......come n add urs

u really try.

do u raise chickens? coz u hv jus raise my cockk

Rtopzy:
R u a camera? because every time I look at u I smile.

Do u have a name or can. call u mine.

Can I follow u? cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

I should call u Google because u have everything I'm
looking for

Is there a cell fone in ur back pocket? cos dat ass is calling me.

I'll treat u like my homework, slam u on my table nd do u all nite long

lolz..... fmartin, I done try abi..... Happy Easter.

lefulefu, eezor, sorftwerk.......come n add urs

lol...this is crazy lol Babe you really tried ojere....

Can I follow you home? ‘Cos my parents told me to always follow my dreams

You’re the only egg in my roll. Without you I’m just a buns

Does it Hurt? I mean Falling from heaven...

Fmartin:
u really try.
do u raise chickens? coz u hv jus raise my cockk

Hahaha, LMAO

Fmartin:
u really try.
do u raise chickens? coz u hv jus raise my cockk

Hahaha, LMAO

SorftWerk:
lol...this is crazy lol Babe you really tried ojere....

Can I follow you home? ‘Cos my parents told me to always follow my dreams

You’re the only egg in my roll. Without you I’m just a buns

Does it Hurt? I mean Falling from heaven...

Lolz

Mjshexy:


If Looks and beauty Could Kill, You'd Be a Weapon of Mass

Destruction.

I want to be with you this Easter but I don't want a yes or no as a reply. just pm for a "yes" and climb mountain Everest for a "no"

lawflec:
Mjshexy:


If Looks and beauty Could Kill, You'd Be a Weapon of Mass

Destruction.

I want to be with you this Easter but I don't want a yes or no as a reply. just pm for a "yes" and climb mountain Everest for a "no"

Lol...thanks luv, happy Easter to you & your loved ones

Me; Hey dear, I like ur dress.

Her; Thanks.

Me; Can I ask one question?

Her; Sure no prob.

Me; I think your right ear lobe is lower than d left.

Her; Lmao, you are not serious.

Me; I am not sure I am.

Her; My name is Segun, Yours?

Her; Tolu

Me; Alright, I live around here, and I' ld want to see again, say tomorrow?

Her; Lol, I am not sure.

Me; Lemme have ur digits, I ll beep u.

Her; No prob

Homguy dis 1 na area pick up line abi?

Rtopzy:
R u a camera? because every time I look at u I smile.

Do u have a name or can. call u mine.

Can I follow u? cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

I should call u Google because u have everything I'm
looking for

Is there a cell fone in ur back pocket? cos dat ass is calling me.

I'll treat u like my homework, slam u on my table nd do u all nite long

lolz..... fmartin, I done try abi..... Happy Easter.

lefulefu, eezor, sorftwerk.......come n add urs

oh baby when u smile ur teeth be shining like diamonds
when i look at ur beautiful face my heart be beating fast like the spirits beating their drums in the dead of the night in the evill forest
when i see the way u walk my heart be spining on wheels
your musical voice sounds like that of a nightingale
i will jump from third mainland bridge to prove my love for you
your rear attack is like an oasis to my patched mind

lefulefu:

oh baby when u smile ur teeth be shining like diamonds
when i look at ur beautiful face my heart be beating fast like the spirits beating their drums in the dead of the night in the evill forest
when i see the way u walk my heart be spining on wheels
your musical voice sounds like that of a nightingale
i will jump from third mainland bridge to prove my love for you
your rear attack is like an oasis to my patched mind

dope

lefulefu:

oh baby when u smile ur teeth be shining like diamonds
when i look at ur beautiful face my heart be beating fast like the spirits beating their drums in the dead of the night in the evill forest
when i see the way u walk my heart be spining on wheels
your musical voice sounds like that of a nightingale
i will jump from third mainland bridge to prove my love for you
your rear attack is like an oasis to my patched mind

lefulefu:

oh baby when u smile ur teeth be shining like diamonds
when i look at ur beautiful face my heart be beating fast like the spirits beating their drums in the dead of the night in the evill forest
when i see the way u walk my heart be spining on wheels
your musical voice sounds like that of a nightingale
i will jump from third mainland bridge to prove my love for you
your rear attack is like an oasis to my patched mind

Lolz ....... nice

Fmartin:
dope