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Christianity EtcRe: Where Will Mad People Go To When They Die: Heaven Or Hell? by fmikecok(m): 2:34pm On Feb 03, 2019
Since nobody is born mad, there's something that makes him or her mad or lose his or her scernity, so the person who is mad will be judged according to his deeds when he or she was totally conscious of his or her actions
FamilyRe: Why Is It Difficult For Ladies To Keep Their Virginity Till Marriage These Days? by fmikecok(m): 4:02pm On Aug 30, 2016
The word virgin is a counterpart of the feminine word Virginia......for any human to be a virgin, it's for the female only....there's nothing like a man or a boy being a virgin cos it's not a counterpart of what we have.

Men or boys have penis so you can't give men the word virgin even if they don't have sex before.....maybe you find a word for the men or boys like penisclean.....don't forget men or boys have wet dreams
RomanceRe: Photo Of A Virgin Restoration Kit by fmikecok(m): 6:11pm On Jul 28, 2016
With this even a mother of one can still be a virgin lol
SportsRe: Photos From Stephen's Keshi Funeral Service In Benin. See His Coffin. by fmikecok(m): 3:02pm On Jul 28, 2016
So unfortunate his real son is not there.....that's very painful
Nairaland GeneralRe: OJUGBO GODSTIME OMONEKA's Lost Wallet Found In Oshodi by fmikecok(m): 2:02pm On Jul 27, 2016
That's good I advise you go to the persons
Address in the ID card to give him is lost processions
Car TalkRe: 10 Disgusting Ways Nigerians Behave When They Become Car Owners? by fmikecok(m): 8:32am On Jun 23, 2016
At night some will beam their head light into your eyes and they won't beam down......I'm like "do they want to roast cow?"
CelebritiesRe: Maureen Onu Is Dead (Miss Tourism Nigeria 2016 Contestant) by fmikecok(m): 11:54am On Jun 20, 2016
Na so this beauty go decay for grave ?
FoodRe: See The #100 Tomatoes I Bought Today by fmikecok(m): 7:44pm On Jun 17, 2016
You better manage those tomatoes

CelebritiesRe: Mide Funmi Martins In Blue Jean (see Photo) by fmikecok(m): 7:31am On Jun 17, 2016
Davecafary:
I love those lush green leaves behind.
You be goat?
SportsRe: Keshi's Son Signs Condolence Register In Honour Of His Dad At NFF Office(Pics) by fmikecok(m): 9:17am On Jun 16, 2016
Steven Keshi has another son......but didn't live to know him cos he abandon his mother....his name is Namdi.....Keshis sister knows about him and all the evidence are available with the mother
SportsRe: Stephen Keshi's Children Arrive Nigeria For His Burial Preparation (photo) by fmikecok(m): 9:36pm On Jun 15, 2016
The late Steven Keshi has a Son that he didn't know....he abandon the mother to marry Kate......so bad the family didn't recognize him
CelebritiesDon Jazzy And D'banj Recently Performing Together by fmikecok(op): 10:00am On Oct 12, 2015
Despite their misunderstanding leading to the shutdown of Mo'hits Record they're still in good terms

CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Shows Off Dance Moves by fmikecok(m): 1:56pm On Sep 30, 2015
I'm sure the guy don drop mess for yash as he dey do he dance with is tip toe on the ground.....peter na gegun
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Leverkusen: UCL (2 - 1) On 29th September 2015 by fmikecok(m): 9:45pm On Sep 29, 2015
Good....up Barca
CelebritiesRe: Meet The First Nigerian Musician To Release An Album (photo) by fmikecok(m): 2:08pm On Sep 11, 2015
How is it possible for this man to be Fela's grandfather and Wole Soyinka's great grand father....I don't think its possible out of Fela and Soyinka who is oldest?
RomanceRe: My Neighbor And Her Daughter Keep Seducing Me Pls Help Me! by fmikecok(m): 3:41pm On Aug 20, 2015
guy comot for the house and find another place>>>give someone that can rent your apartment and pay you
BusinessRe: Financial Mistakes That Almost Wasted My First Five Years Of Work! by fmikecok(m): 11:10am On Jul 03, 2015
wow this is true......it happens I fall in all the categories listed. now I need to make amends. May God help me
Car TalkRe: Lawma Truck On Fire At Iyana Paja Round About..(photo) Live by fmikecok(m): 3:14pm On Jun 30, 2015
at least fire help the vehicle to burn the waste grin grin grin grin grin grin wink
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Arrives Abidjan For The Launch Of West Africa Energy Leaders Group by fmikecok(m): 1:56pm On Jun 30, 2015
the man short gan........I even get hope for him side
AgricultureRe: What Fruit Could This Be? by fmikecok(m): 1:54pm On Jun 30, 2015
you don chop am ni?
AgricultureRe: What Fruit Could This Be? by fmikecok(m): 1:53pm On Jun 30, 2015
you don chop am?
Forum GamesRe: How Many Of These Characters Can You Name by fmikecok(m): 1:34pm On Jun 10, 2015
[quote author=Afolabs101 post=34620572]1. Mickey mouse
2. Daffy duck
3. Fred flintstone
4. Ren and stimpy
5. Bart simpson
6. Spongebob square pants
7. Felix the cat
8. Road runner
9. Marge Simpson
10. Yogi bear
11. Stuey of family guy
12. Popeye
13. Mr Krab from Spongebob
14. Charlie brown
15. Bugs Bunny
16. Wilma flintsone (fred flintsone’s wife)
17. Mighty Mouse
18. Bullwinkle from Rocky and Bullwinkle
19. Odie
20. Goofy
21. Squidward from Spongebob
22. Dexter
23. Snoopy
24. Mojo jojo
25. Olive Oyle (Popeye’s girlfriend)
26. Pink Panther
27. Betty Boop
28. Anold
29. Casper the friendly ghost
30. Sherman and Peabody,
31. Tazmanian Devil
32. Bobby
33. Pinky and the Brain
34. Marvin K. Martian
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi, His Wives & Kids Stun In New Photo by fmikecok(m): 6:33pm On Feb 11, 2015
So beautiful...what of the young girl he married?
RomanceRe: How My Friendship With Her Ended Because Of N500 by fmikecok(m): 9:32am On Dec 28, 2014
My guy the girl na ashi....where she see money buy Z10?....guy be sharp and make am feel say you love am and fire am.....tell am say you like to make love to her to make it more romantic.....after you don fire her ask her for things instead of her na she go run...lol
Jokes EtcRe: akpos funniest joke, and more. by fmikecok(m): 1:49pm On Dec 27, 2014
The thief told God that my soak away is worst than hell...God ignored him and sent him to hell but to Gods and satans surprise they saw the thief jubilating, dancing and happy in hell..So God tested my soak away by removing the devil from Hell and put him in my soak away. The devil shout and was begging God to take him back to hell...God laughed at the devil and told the devil that he's going to be there for all eternity...God gave the thief work to do by extracting the shit from my soak away and pour it into hell....when the thief pour the first bucket the people in hell exclamate and shouting higher than before like nepa took power.....the end


Joke title.....a place worst than hell
Jokes EtcRe: akpos funniest joke, and more. by fmikecok(m): 1:48pm On Dec 27, 2014
The thief told God that my soak away is worst than hell...God ignored him and sent him to hell but to Gods and satans surprise they saw the thief jubilating, dancing and happy in hell..So God tested my soak away by removing the devil from Hell and put him in my soak away. The devil shout and was begging God to take him back to hell...God laughed at the devil and told the devil that he's going to be there for all eternity...God gave the thief work to do by extracting the shit from my soak away and pour it into hell....when the thief pour the first bucket the people in hell exclamate and shouting higher than before like nepa took power
Jokes EtcRe: akpos funniest joke, and more. by fmikecok(m): 1:18pm On Dec 27, 2014
A thief climbed my fence at the middle of the night and unfortunately jumped into my soak away by mistake because it was dark. The thief died in my soak away. The spirit of the was facing judgment after death and God sent him to Hell. The thief was so happy and was so exited to go to hell. God was wondering what kind of soul is this that he so happy to go to hell so HE(GOD) called him back and asked him why he's so happy to go to hell he said "God I thank you very much oo, you are awesome and kind, I'm happy to go to hell because I've been to a place that's WORST THAN HELL .God asked him where is the place..........to be continued
Car TalkRe: Car Made Out Of Basket In Ibadan by fmikecok(m): 9:52am On Nov 28, 2012
this is good to be in th museum
HealthRe: What Is Jedi Jedi Called In English Language by fmikecok(m): 5:30pm On Nov 26, 2012
huh :DYSENTARY that's the English meaning......all of you peaople are olodo...una go school at all?
smileyDYSENTARY that's the English meaning......all of you peaople are olodo...una go school at all?
HealthRe: What Is Jedi Jedi Called In English Language by fmikecok(m): 5:30pm On Nov 26, 2012
huh :oDYSENTARY that's the English meaning......all of you peaople are olodo...una go school at all?
smileyDYSENTARY that's the English meaning......all of you peaople are olodo...una go school at all?
HealthRe: What Is Jedi Jedi Called In English Language by fmikecok(m): 5:28pm On Nov 26, 2012
huh tongue sad :PDYSENTARY that's the English meaning......all of you peaople are olodo...una go school at all?

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