₦airaland Forum

DonaldGenes:
Why being shy...come off it boy

thats how i am bro...
waiting for someone to change me...

new version for this great software is out.
go to the link at the top to download it

edenhazard:
lol
nt a cheat bro
it a game
i already tested it with 150k withdrawal in d midnite
awaiting my withdrawal

i nil down beg you..... send me fnep2smooth@gmail.com
pls i never pay my second yeah school fee.
i beg

okeke00:
does it mean that our governors dosent receive revenues monthly?

how governors are trying but you can never compare there revenue to those regions I mention. no federal presence in the east.
but no matter what we still stay on top.

I believe this OP haven't been to east before. all what you mention are normal practice in every state in Nigeria..
In terms of development and infrastructure we are not lacking. if you are truly from east you will understand that there is no federal presence there like it is in the north, west and south south.
Everything you see in igboland is be suffer and develop by the people themselves. I no you haven't heard of community project, home and abroad project. these are project that are been done by our sons and daughters living within or outside the country.
So your post have no base. it's just created to mock the igbos which I believe your people are not better of.

°° guys what's your favorite character in south park.
°° why do you like south park.
°° how do you get to know south park.


drop your comment.... let's make this thread lively

shyna01:
this cartoon will affect ur IQ

what do you mean by it will affect my IQ

this thread is for lovers of south park..
so tell us the season you are currently watching now and your favorite character.


As for me.... Am on season 15 and my favorite character is Eric catman.

The floor is open .

Unibenstudent:
so what u are saying is that something good can come out of nigeria.

it's not too late to work our way out....

Unibenstudent:
don't worry in heaven(shamayim) u won't need income,just stand and praise Jehovah se finis

Am not a saint
I will make here my heaven first before going to an unknown place

they are all scammer... never work

I wish someone can train me to be a sniper
I swear with my grandparents grave I would have killed them all. I swear
( crying )
I can't even boost of a normal income Or beta job

Very funny award....
all this white people self...
well am waiting for BET Award that's the only award I know

KMTee:
shuuuu

ladies yaff suffered
diaris God o

truth must be told

1. The ones who have been dying silently and have been patiently waiting for the opportunity for you to talk to
strike up a convo, only for you to strike up a convo and
ask them out and they will decline your request so as to
prove to you that they are not cheap and when you are
drifting away, they will start running after you so that
you can ask them out once more and they will tell you YES
immediately
.
.
2. The ones who bleach and after having multi colours
and black knuckles, only for them to start blaming it on
their friends who prescribed a wrong cream to them
.
.
3. The ones who will ask you "what do you think you are
doing" even though they know deep down that they will
end up giving in
.
.
4. The ones who will forsake you for a rich dude, only for
them to start chasing you when the guy becomes poor
and everything becomes good for you, saying it was the work
of the devil ...
.
.
5. The ones who will outrightly tell you they don't do long
distance relationship because they are in Lagos and you
are in Aba, but they start giving you close marking when
they are in Lagos and you are in London, saying "it's love
that matters"
.
.
6. These are the ones who will tell you they don't like
intimacy and that they are only doing it for the sake of love,
only for them to call you a lazy man if you can't satisfy
them .
.
.
7. The ones who will screen men with no mercy.. They
screen men like Gulder Ultimate Search and Maltina Dance
Hall audition, only for them to start attending prayer
programmes and weekly services in church when they
seem not to get a better dude and they don't want to
settle for less because much has been expected of them
from friend and families
.
.
8. The ones who have pursued their future partner out of
ignorance and class, only for them to join the church
choir, ushering unit when age is not on their side
anymore
.
.
9. The ones who neglect a short kindhearted dude thereby
running after a tall handsome dude with 6 packs,
only for the guy to dump them and they start raining
curses, saying all men are the same
.
.
.10. The ones who will tell you they don't give out their
number to strangers, only for them to be overwhelmed by
regret why they didn't give it out at once
Feel free to add yours

olexjay:
that's a nice on bro, bliv me those moms also know wat dis days girls are capable of doing.... Me mom also tells me same word.

that poor woman suffer to train me and I won't let one yeye girl decide what to give or buy for her..
well I trust my MUM... She no de take nonsense.

my MUM always warn me about such girls.
in short before you get my love you have to love my MUM..
She always say this to me when I was still school
" PETER..... DO YOU SEE HOW YOUR DAD AND I ARE TRYING TO TRAIN YOU " Tomorrow now when you get married one GIRL will tell me when to visit you or when to call. or start saying am a witch...


Am living with those words and am looking for someone who will love my MUM than me... ( sweet MUM )

Mod perfect timing..
tell you mine tomorrow

it's nothing to be ashamed about..
I will love to hookup some day

Am in.... :-)

prettythicksme:

is that a yes or what

ireneony:
we are Africans .......so?

so.... we have been smoking before the white men came.