1. The ones who have been dying silently and have been patiently waiting for the opportunity for you to talk to
strike up a convo, only for you to strike up a convo and
ask them out and they will decline your request so as to
prove to you that they are not cheap and when you are
drifting away, they will start running after you so that
you can ask them out once more and they will tell you YES
immediately
.
.
2. The ones who bleach and after having multi colours
and black knuckles, only for them to start blaming it on
their friends who prescribed a wrong cream to them
.
.
3. The ones who will ask you "what do you think you are
doing" even though they know deep down that they will
end up giving in
.
.
4. The ones who will forsake you for a rich dude, only for
them to start chasing you when the guy becomes poor
and everything becomes good for you, saying it was the work
of the devil ...
.
.
5. The ones who will outrightly tell you they don't do long
distance relationship because they are in Lagos and you
are in Aba, but they start giving you close marking when
they are in Lagos and you are in London, saying "it's love
that matters"
.
.
6. These are the ones who will tell you they don't like
intimacy and that they are only doing it for the sake of love,
only for them to call you a lazy man if you can't satisfy
them .
.
.
7. The ones who will screen men with no mercy.. They
screen men like Gulder Ultimate Search and Maltina Dance
Hall audition, only for them to start attending prayer
programmes and weekly services in church when they
seem not to get a better dude and they don't want to
settle for less because much has been expected of them
from friend and families
.
.
8. The ones who have pursued their future partner out of
ignorance and class, only for them to join the church
choir, ushering unit when age is not on their side
anymore
.
.
9. The ones who neglect a short kindhearted dude thereby
running after a tall handsome dude with 6 packs,
only for the guy to dump them and they start raining
curses, saying all men are the same
.
.
.10. The ones who will tell you they don't give out their
number to strangers, only for them to be overwhelmed by
regret why they didn't give it out at once
Feel free to add yours

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truth must be told

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confusions and confusionists everywhere!

Lemme quickly comment b4 Pasqal09 close down this thread

OP rearrange dis post naa

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