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marbee: What of if the weather is cold, do you still sleep unclad? Or your husband is always dressed, will you be the one to always dress unclad? Where is the OP? To come and answer the question.

the weather cant be cold all the time

vizkiz: still looking for what this thread has gat to do with romance

this dude must be a sadist

purplesummer: Lol. I'm not married yet so I can't complain of starvation.

wow. mouth seal

A LADY SINNER'S phone INBOX
1..I luv u dear (JOHN )
2..Can i take u out tonite?(Andrew)
3..I always feel bad when I see u
with another man (MOSES)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for U to be by my side (Samuel)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call
me back (Chairman)


A GUY'S SINNER'S FONE INBOX:.... 1..Your data bundle will soon
expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I
told U Am getting married (Jane)
3..Don't u dare call me again,cheat (jumoke)
4..Am warning u 4 the last tym oo
(Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting the
money for the admission form (young bro)
6..My son, how re you? Please
send us some money (Mama)
7..I have not seen my period for 2 months (Ijeoma)
8... DEAR CUSTOMER, RECHARGE UP
TO....
THE WAY OF THE TRANSGRESSOR IS HARD!!!

purplesummer: Lols. This really cracked me up.

hmmmm. Good to know. So are you among the starved ones ?

**If you're a married woman,
you should sleep naked and let your bum touch your
husband.
.
**a penis is a wife's toy - she
is supposed to play with it.
Irrespective of how important sex is in our lives, most times
it is the least discussed topic
by people even Married ones.
Sex. A lot of people don't associate sex with God, they associate it with Satan and darkness, as if sex is not Holy.
The Bible is explicit when it
comes to sex. Sex is holy
within marriage, and there is
no prescribed style. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that
the missionary position is the
only sexual style. Not discussing sex in a relationship leads to
divorce! Pastor Khathide has counselled women who've complained in various manners:-

my husband treats me as if I were his brother.
There was one who told him: .
*I am tired of getting sex
fortnightly, like a salary. I
told her she was lucky to be getting sex fortnightly, since some wives only get it on big days, like Anniversaries. Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in other countries.
Have you ever asked yourself
what those women have that you don't?. Wives have become
very frigid and even sleep with
their panties..

*If you're a married woman,
you should sleep naked and let your bum touch your husband.
Today you find men going out
of their way to get a glimpse
of a vagina. They page through
magazines and even go to lingerie departments in stores
hoping to see what's hidden under panties,because their wives hide it from them.
.
*Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner.

*A woman should parade naked
and do some modelling to tempt her husband. There are many married women who don't know what their husbands' joysticks look like. She only feels it when he enters her. They've never
touched it, let alone seen it, because the husband switches
off the lights before undressing.
.
*A penis is a wife's toy - she is
supposed to play with it.
He blames couples for not
making time for sex and complaining about being tired
after a day's work.
You find many couples who've
been sexually starved for years. God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure. You can't marry and not have a good time in bed.
*Add Flavour to your relationship, Change or Improve you sex Life today.
Love Making is Sweet, always
invent something New about
it. .
NOTE: Love making Is only For
married People.
Ladies Comments are Most Welcome, as they are the Most Starved.
N/B: If you don't take care of him/her now, someone outside the canopy of yours matrimony will.

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abeg make una pity this guy na

add me 2347031633776

my ex like to know every thing about me but she never let me know anything about her... well we are done
teamSingle again

Kentnickole: Wrote what made sm sense

sense sometimes is not meant for everybody , don't you think?

shortgun: Idumota is one of the several suburbs in Lagos State

state what you mean, cos i can't understand what you just wrote

adebisiema: Is too much awareness not good?

what awareness are you talking about?

this topic got me laughing.
Where is onitsha , aba , enugu or ph . Am from owerri but i believe owerri is still growing but this other places i list are far beyond those four state they mention.
Uploading some selective part of your state is not going to prove anything .
maybe this report is outdated

glitest: Hahahahahaa!!....Nice try.
Troll!!....Take a look at my profile page, and read my signature...Not every female on Nairaland is tasty.

PS: You on the other hand; You need to use your damn brain for much better things you know. I took a look at your pics, and judging from your look, you look well in your late 20's, which means you aren't far from becoming both a husband and a father.....It would be a shame to become any of those, with this your level of intellectual thinking and intelligence....Grow the hek up, son.

babe you are making my day. Wow
never knew people still think like this. You have been on nairaland for some times and i guess you haven't learn anything here. Smh
well let me open your eyes babe, if you really read my thread then you will notice its a joke.
people who know commented and laugh about it. Well i don't need your advice on what i should post or what i shouldn't this is a forum and i bet you don't understand what i forum means.
pls stop showing the limit of your thinking
try to overlook somethings and smile if possible. Thanks

Harbosede02: ur tenses r also poor....dumbass!!

hahahahaha sorry you can't think above me. But the best thing you should have done is to stop showing the limit of your brain

glitest: I'm also allergic to fools and Ediots who don't act their age....Grow the f up, and produce good topics....Your younger one's on Nairaland, are doing the same.

wow sorry to disappoint you. I no you are looking for a topic on how to get a God fearing man. :-)
well try again next time

Harbosede02: did u jst say sum1 isn't smart??

well i guess you just come across that word smh

glitest: Says the suppose grown a$$ man who throws out the peace sign like a little gangstar and a Pouts like a member of gaystar.

hahahahaha. I no where your type belong. You ain't smart you know. So don't act as if you are.
I don't trade words with Bit#chs

Greyworld: Lolz... So 2go is sh*t ryt? Well I min no harm sha

beta

glitest: Nairaland has gone down hill... I swear.

really? . Look who is talking.

Greyworld: Yu serious?


Am sure datz yur 1st frnd request 4rm a female and its certainly on 2go.

do i look like someone who do 2GO to you.
Bro don't insult me

A girl sent me friend request with her eyes lookin up, maybe she is looking up to me to buy her airtime, clothes, change her phone and pay her bills. But i said am not accepting her until she bring down her face and look straigth.
so please tell me, did i do anything wrong

my Talent [ creativity ]

whats your location

Noah13: Now this is what i call DESPERATION. I don't know where, because i don't live in abuja. But it cost around 15-20k and it may also require an accesory (LAN CABLE OR 3G MODEM) to get the best viewing quality

thanks.

this dstv people don finish me. Pls where can i get this decoder in abuja and how much does it cost pls. Anybody close to me should reply pls

subscribing ........

i think Seun need to ban some female when it comes to critical matters like this. Since i have been a member of this forum almost all the female always support there kind.
People thinks village is the worst place to stay. Having NNPC depot in your village really shows that the area is not much a village. What i understand is that the girl doesn't love the guy, i will advise the guy to quit the marriage cos girls like this can create hatred between the guys family.
just imagine, she don't want interference from the guys family but she takes advise from his OWN family, to the extent that her family decide what will happen
the marriage is a working time bomb waiting to explode , and the guys family will suffer it most. This is the perfect time to detonate it [ leave the evil girl ] before He regret the marriage.
some girls are selfish
next thing you will hear is honey i don't like the way your mum keep visiting, we are married and we need some privacy. Na that day she GO land her parent house

any pick for today

Greenified: Single as the name applies is just a game while "combo" or "acca" simply means to combine or accumulate 2 or more games. Clear?

ok thanks

sylaz: combo is accumulation, singles are just one bets, not combined with any other

thanks bro