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Literature / Dedicated To Soldiers Capable Of Handling Guns & Woman by Focal(m): 11:31pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
We both left home at 18. You cleared JAMB I got recommended. You got UNILAG, I got NDA. You pursued your degree, I had the toughest training. Your day started at 7 and ended at 5, Mine started at 4 till 9 and Some nights also included. You had your convocation ceremony, I had my POP. Best company took you and Best package was awarded, I was ordered to join my platoon With 2 stars piped on my shoulders. You got a job, I got a way of life. Every eve you got to see your family, I just wished i got to see my parents soon. You celebrated festivals with lights and music, I celebrated with my comrade in bunkers. We both married, Your wife got to see you everyday, My wife just wished i was alive. You were sent to business trips, I was sent on line of control. We both returned, Both wives couldn't control their tears, but You wiped her but, I couldn't. You hugged her but, I couldn't. Because I was lying in the coffin, With medals on my chest and, Coffin wrapped with tricolour. My way of life ended, Yours continued. We both left home at 18. I dedicate this to every soldier and uniform person out there,who promise and stand with their promises To the soldier who is capable of handling their guns and a woman heart To those who show true love and prove it To those who doesn't make a lady cry to those soldiers that never takes advantages of a lady's heart and love, we don't understand what you do and the sacrifices you make, but know that we are eternally grateful! May God continue to protect u.. . Please Tag your friends who are soldiers let them know we care!!!!We're proud of u guys!!! |
Education / Re: Kogi State University, Ksu ASUU Chapter Has Embarked On Indefinite Strike by Focal(m): 11:21am On Feb 04, 2017 |
It's their work ooooo.... Strike work... Useless school. |
Education / Kogi State University Freshers Registration Procedures. by Focal(m): 11:39pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
Step 1: Go to any branch of ZENITH BANK nationwide and pay the sum of Two Thousand Naira (N2, 000) into the Pre-Degree/Diploma Levy and Due dedicated Account for your Admission Letter. Note: Ensure that you collect a PIN from the Bank after Payment. Note: Students in the College of Medicine should make all payments to UBA Bank Plc and all also obtain equivalent PIN Step 2: Logon to http://portal.ksu.edu.ng and Click on "Student Login" Link Step 3: Kindly Login with your JAMB Registration Number e.g 56510415CA and use the word "password" as your inital password to logon to the portal Step 4: Once you have logged in successfully, you will be prompted to Pay for your Admission Letter. Step 5: You will be provided with two payment gateway i.e Zenith Bank X-path and Interswitch payment Platform Kindly select the zenith Bank X-path payment Platform [Note: We are currently working on our online payment integration to make payment seamless. Please bear with us] Step 6: Enter your Payment PIN Obtained from ZenithBank, UBA or any other designated bank of your payment. Step 4: You will be required to update the underlisted data: Passport Upload (Red background) Phone Number Nationality Religion Date of Birth Note: Ensure to use a valid email Address and Phone Number. Frequently check this mail for updates and information from time to time Step 5: After updating your information, a confirmation link will be sent to your email box provided. Logon to your E-mail and click on the account activation link. Step 6: Change your Password as required Note: An Email containing the details of your new account setup will be sent to your mail for future reference incase you forget. Step 5: Print Out your Admission Letter and get the under listed documents ready for screening: Admission letter (coloured) On-line print out of O’ Level results Original and photocopy of State of Origin Certificate (Note: If at any point, it is discovered that a candidate claimed Kogi State where as he is not, such candidate will forfeit the admission and be handed over to the Police for criminal prosecution on the offence of forgery) Birth Certificate/Declaration of Age PIN from bank for the admission letter Medical Certificate from Kogi State University Health Services Unit Important Information Do not pay school fees until you have been screened accordingly. Failure to follow the afforementioned instructions is strictly at your own risk. If at anytime you need clarification, send an email and clearly state your registration Number in all your mail accordinly to: for technical support: support@ksu.edu.ng for academic informationt: academic@ksu.edu.ng |
Celebrities / Re: MTV Video Music Awards 2015 Nominee List by Focal(m): 1:54pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
It’s still awards season and while we’re reeling off the just concluded MAMAs, African Muzik Magazine Awards (AFRIMMA) has unveiled her nominees for the second edition of her awards show. With the rationale being to herald the African cultural influence in global entertainment, Nigeria continues to trail blaze the award categories with multiple star nominations in each. Super acts like Davido, Olamide, Wizkid, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, 2face Idibia, M.I, Don Jazzy, P-Square, Flavour, Patoranking, Phyno, Kiss Daniel, DJ Jimmy Jatt, Clarence Peters, Lil Kesh and Korede Bello amongst many others will slug it out to coveting the price win for the awards. This year’s gig has already been slated for October 10th, 2015 and will be holding at the Black Academy of Arts and Letters in Dallas, USA. The epoch event will be hosted by Nigeria’s very own entertainer at the forefront of comedy affairs, Bright ‘Basketmouth’ Okpocha and he will be joined by Ann Kansime. View the exhaustive nominees list below! Best Male West Africa Davido (Nigeria) Serge Beynaud (Ivory Coast) Wizkid (Nigeria) Sarkodie (Ghana) Flavour (Nigeria) Carlou D – (Senegal) Olamide (Nigeria) Stonebwoy (Ghana) Best Female West Africa Yemi Alade (Nigeria) Wiyaala (Ghana) Tiwa Savage (Nigeria) Viviane Chidid (Senegal) Teeyah (Ivory Coast) Becca (Ghana) Almok (Togo) Efya (Ghana) Best Male East Africa Eddy Kenzo (Uganda) Jaguar (Kenya) Diamond Platnumz (Tanzania) Bebe Cool (Uganda) Jackie Gosse (Ethiopia) Ali Kiba (Tanzania) Dynamq (Sudan) Best Female East Africa Khadija Kopa (Tanzania) Aster Aweke (Ethiopia) Victoria Kimani (Kenya) Vanessa Mdee (Tanzania) Juliana Kanyamozi (Uganda) STL (Kenya) Irene Ntale (Uganda) Best Male Central Africa Fally Ipupa (DR Congo) Yuri Da Cunha (Angola) Fabregas (Congo) Nelson Freitas (Cape Verde) Ferra Golla (Congo) Coreon Du (Angola) Jovi (Cameroun) Youssoupha (DRC) Best Female Central Africa Arielle T (Gabon) Coco Argentee (Cameroon) Betty Akna (Equitorial Guinea) Lady Ponce (Cameroon) Yola Semedo (Angola) Laurette Le Pearle (DRC) Mani Bella (Cameroon) Best Male Southern Africa Aka (South Africa) Zeus (Botswana) Cassper Nyomvest (South Africa) Slap Dee (Zambia) Stunner (Zimbabwe) The Dogg (Namibia) Donald (South Africa) Vee (Botswana) Best Female Southern Africa Bucie (South Africa) Toya De Lazy (South Africa) Ice Queen Cleo (Zambia) Busiwa (South Africa) Punah Gabasiane (Botswana) Lizha James (Mozambique) Samantha Mogwe (Botswana) Best African Group Psquare (Nigeria) Bana C4 (Congo) Toofan (Togo) Sauti Sol (Kenya) B4 (Angola) Black Motion (South Africa) R2bees (Ghana) Magic System (Ivory Coast) Crossing Boundaries With Music Award Fuse ODG (Ghana) Wale (Nigeria) Knaan (Somalia) Nneka (Nigeria) STL (Kenya) Asa (Nigeria) Jidenna (Nigeria) Tinie Tempah (Nigeria) Best Dancehall Artist Stonebwoy (Ghana) Timaya (Nigeria) MC Norman (Uganda) Wax Dey (Cameroon) Dr. Jose Chameleon (Uganda) Shatta Wale (Ghana) Patoranking (Nigeria) Buffalo Soldier ( Zimbabwe) Best Dance in a Video Lil Kesh ft Olamide, Davido – Shoki (Nigeria) Toofan – Orobo (Togo) Sauti Sol – Lipala (Kenya) Fabregas – Mascara (Congo) Diamond and Flavour -Nana (Tanzania & Nigeria) Os DeTroia – Bella (Angola) Serge Beynaud -Okeninkpin (Ivory Coast) Olamide – Shakiti Bobo – (Nigeria) Best Gospel Artiste Sammy Okposo (Nigeria) Nikki Laoye (Nigeria) Soweto Gospel Choir (South Africa) Uche Agu (Nigeria) No Tribe (Ghana) Icha Kavons (Congo) Ntokozo Mbambo (South Africa) Willy Paul (Kenya) Best Traditional Artist Flavour (Nigeria) Kwabena Kwabena (Ghana) Dobet Gnahore ( Ivory Coast) Lady Smith Blackmanzo (South Africa) Mrisho Mpoto (Tanzania) Tunakie (Namibia) Soweto Gospel Choir (South Africa) Best Newcomer Kiss Daniel (Nigeria) Pappy Kojo (Ghana) Korede Bello (Nigeria) Lil Kesh (Nigeria) Mz Vee (Ghana) Fabregas (Congo) Ommy Dimpoz (Tanzania) Bebi Philip (Ivory Coast) Best Video Director Moe Musa (Nigeria) Godfather (South Africa) Clarence Peters (Nigeria) Patrick Elis (Nigeria) Klasszik & JKP STUDIO (Angola) Justine Campos (South Africa) Ogopa DJs (Kenya) Phamous Films (Ghana) Best DJ Africa DJ Jimmy Jatt (Nigeria) DJ Xclusive (Nigeria) DJ Joe Mfalme (Kenya) DJ Cndo (South Africa) DJ Black (Ghana) DJ Creme de la Creme (Kenya) DJ Shiru (Uganda) Best African DJ USA DJ Dozzie Ross (Nigeria) DJ Amin (Kenya) DJ Dee Money (NG/US) DJ Ronnie (GH/US) DJ ECool (Nigeria) DJ Ebou (Gambia) DJ Shinski (Kenya) AFRIMMA Video of the Year R2bee’s – Lobi (Ghana) Wizkid – Ojuelegba (Nigeria) Flavour – Golibe (Nigeria) Diamond ft Flavour – Nana (Tanzania) Tiwa Savage – My Darling (Nigeria) Bebe Cool – Love You Everyday Juliana Kanyomozi – Woman (Uganda) Aka (South Africa) – Congratulate Music Producer of the Year Don Jazzy (Nigeria) Shizzi (Nigeria) Killbeatz (Ghana) Oskido (South Africa) Nash Wonder (Uganda) Sheddy Klever (Tanzania) Legendury Beatz (Nigeria/UK) DJ Breezy (Ghana) Best Dance Group CEO Dancers Unique Silver Dancers Level 5 Imagneto Dance Company D3 Dancers Best Rap Act Sarkodie (Ghana) Aka (South Africa) Olamide (Nigeria) NGA (Angola) Octopizzo (Kenya) Phyno (Nigeria) Cassper Nyovest (South Africa) M.I (Nigeria) Best Collaboration Harrysong X Kcee X Iyanya – Feel It (Nigeria) J Martins ft Koffi Olomide – Dance For Me (Nigeria & Congo) Serge Beynaud ft Eddy Kenzo – Lopangwe (Ivory Coast & Uganda) Aka ft Burna Boy, Da L.E.S & J.R – All Eyes On Me (South Africa & Nigeria) Toofan ft DJ Arafat – Apero (Togo & Ivory Coast) Stanley Enow ft Sarkodie – Njama Njama Cow Remix (Cameroon &Ghana) Psquare ft Don Jazzy – Collabo (Nigeria) Diamond ft Flavour – Nana (Tanzania & Nigeria) Song of the Year Wizkid – Ojuelegba (Nigeria) Korede Bello – Godwin (Nigeria) Lil Kesh ft Olamide, Davido – Shoki (Nigeria) Stonebwoy ft Sarkodie – Baafira (Ghana) Roberto – Amarula (Zambia) Diamond Platnumz – Nimpata Wapi (Tanzania) Sauti Sol – Sura Yako (Kenya) Cassper Nyovest – Doc Shabaleza (South Africa) Artist of the year Flavour (Nigeria) Diamond Platnumz (Tanzania) Sarkodie (Ghana) Cassper Nyovest (South Africa) Davido (Nigeria) Fally Ipupa (Congo) Eddy Kenzo (Uganda) Wizkid (Nigeria) Yemi Alade (Nigeria) Bucie (South Africa) AFRIMMA Inspirational Song Bracket ft Diamond & Tiwa Savage – Alive (Nigeria & Tanzania) Irene Ntale – Woman (Uganda) Sarkodie ft Castro – Adonai (Ghana) Jose Chameleon – Bwerere (Uganda) Psquare ft Dave Scott – Bring it On (Nigeria) Eddy Kenzo – Be Happy (Uganda) AFRIMMA Best Humanitarian Artist Sound Sultan (Nigeria) Vanessa Mdee (Tanzania) 2face (Nigeria) Lady Jaydee (Tanzania) Wax Dey (Cameroon) Buffalo Souljah (Zimbabwe) Judith Sephuma (South Africa) |
Celebrities / MTV Video Music Awards 2015 Nominee List by Focal(m): 1:53pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
MTV Video Music Awards 2015 Nominee List
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Jokes Etc / Answer These Questions! by Focal(m): 9:07pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
University of Smart Men and Women. Faculty of Relationship Matters. End of semester exams. Course title: General Love. Duration: 1hour 30 minutes Answer Question 1 and any other 2 questions. Q.1. Husband buys a dozen panties of the same colour for his wife. Wife protests: Why the same colour, people will think I dont change my panties. Husband ask: which people?? Total silence!! Help this wife answer the question "Which people?" Q.2. All Men are liars but not all liars are men discuss. Support your argument with real world cases. Q.3a. Ernest has decided to break up with Princess. Princess hasn't done anything bad to deserve that. Suggest to Ernest 5 possible ways he can end the relationship peacefully withou Princess suspecting any foul play. Q.3b. There is a thin line between love and hate explain in details. Q.4a. Rebecca wants the relationship between she and her Boyfriend Dennis to be a secret. It been 3 years now, Give 5 Reasons that could cause Rebecca to Act this way. Q.4b Long distance relationship is for Idiots. Support this statement with 10 Reasons. Q.5. If money grew on trees. Women would have married monkeys. Argue for or against this statement taking into consideration the high cost of living in the country. GoodLuck. |
Music/Radio / Davido, Olamide, Wizkid, Yemi Alade & More Nominated For “AFRIMMA 2015″ by Focal(m): 5:12pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
[img][/img] It’s still awards season and while we’re reeling off the just concluded MAMAs, African Muzik Magazine Awards (AFRIMMA) has unveiled her nominees for the second edition of her awards show. With the rationale being to herald the African cultural influence in global entertainment, Nigeria continues to trail blaze the award categories with multiple star nominations in each. Super acts like Davido, Olamide, Wizkid, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, 2face Idibia, M.I, Don Jazzy, P-Square, Flavour, Patoranking, Phyno, Kiss Daniel, DJ Jimmy Jatt, Clarence Peters, Lil Kesh and Korede Bello amongst many others will slug it out to coveting the price win for the awards. This year’s gig has already been slated for October 10th, 2015 and will be holding at the Black Academy of Arts and Letters in Dallas, USA. The epoch event will be hosted by Nigeria’s very own entertainer at the forefront of comedy affairs, Bright ‘Basketmouth’ Okpocha and he will be joined by Ann Kansime. View the exhaustive nominees list below! Best Male West Africa Davido (Nigeria) Serge Beynaud (Ivory Coast) Wizkid (Nigeria) Sarkodie (Ghana) Flavour (Nigeria) Carlou D – (Senegal) Olamide (Nigeria) Stonebwoy (Ghana) Best Female West Africa Yemi Alade (Nigeria) Wiyaala (Ghana) Tiwa Savage (Nigeria) Viviane Chidid (Senegal) Teeyah (Ivory Coast) Becca (Ghana) Almok (Togo) Efya (Ghana) Best Male East Africa Eddy Kenzo (Uganda) Jaguar (Kenya) Diamond Platnumz (Tanzania) Bebe Cool (Uganda) Jackie Gosse (Ethiopia) Ali Kiba (Tanzania) Dynamq (Sudan) Best Female East Africa Khadija Kopa (Tanzania) Aster Aweke (Ethiopia) Victoria Kimani (Kenya) Vanessa Mdee (Tanzania) Juliana Kanyamozi (Uganda) STL (Kenya) Irene Ntale (Uganda) Best Male Central Africa Fally Ipupa (DR Congo) Yuri Da Cunha (Angola) Fabregas (Congo) Nelson Freitas (Cape Verde) Ferra Golla (Congo) Coreon Du (Angola) Jovi (Cameroun) Youssoupha (DRC) Best Female Central Africa Arielle T (Gabon) Coco Argentee (Cameroon) Betty Akna (Equitorial Guinea) Lady Ponce (Cameroon) Yola Semedo (Angola) Laurette Le Pearle (DRC) Mani Bella (Cameroon) Best Male Southern Africa Aka (South Africa) Zeus (Botswana) Cassper Nyomvest (South Africa) Slap Dee (Zambia) Stunner (Zimbabwe) The Dogg (Namibia) Donald (South Africa) Vee (Botswana) Best Female Southern Africa Bucie (South Africa) Toya De Lazy (South Africa) Ice Queen Cleo (Zambia) Busiwa (South Africa) Punah Gabasiane (Botswana) Lizha James (Mozambique) Samantha Mogwe (Botswana) Best African Group Psquare (Nigeria) Bana C4 (Congo) Toofan (Togo) Sauti Sol (Kenya) B4 (Angola) Black Motion (South Africa) R2bees (Ghana) Magic System (Ivory Coast) Crossing Boundaries With Music Award Fuse ODG (Ghana) Wale (Nigeria) Knaan (Somalia) Nneka (Nigeria) STL (Kenya) Asa (Nigeria) Jidenna (Nigeria) Tinie Tempah (Nigeria) Best Dancehall Artist Stonebwoy (Ghana) Timaya (Nigeria) MC Norman (Uganda) Wax Dey (Cameroon) Dr. Jose Chameleon (Uganda) Shatta Wale (Ghana) Patoranking (Nigeria) Buffalo Soldier ( Zimbabwe) Best Dance in a Video Lil Kesh ft Olamide, Davido – Shoki (Nigeria) Toofan – Orobo (Togo) Sauti Sol – Lipala (Kenya) Fabregas – Mascara (Congo) Diamond and Flavour -Nana (Tanzania & Nigeria) Os DeTroia – Bella (Angola) Serge Beynaud -Okeninkpin (Ivory Coast) Olamide – Shakiti Bobo – (Nigeria) Best Gospel Artiste Sammy Okposo (Nigeria) Nikki Laoye (Nigeria) Soweto Gospel Choir (South Africa) Uche Agu (Nigeria) No Tribe (Ghana) Icha Kavons (Congo) Ntokozo Mbambo (South Africa) Willy Paul (Kenya) Best Traditional Artist Flavour (Nigeria) Kwabena Kwabena (Ghana) Dobet Gnahore ( Ivory Coast) Lady Smith Blackmanzo (South Africa) Mrisho Mpoto (Tanzania) Tunakie (Namibia) Soweto Gospel Choir (South Africa) Best Newcomer Kiss Daniel (Nigeria) Pappy Kojo (Ghana) Korede Bello (Nigeria) Lil Kesh (Nigeria) Mz Vee (Ghana) Fabregas (Congo) Ommy Dimpoz (Tanzania) Bebi Philip (Ivory Coast) Best Video Director Moe Musa (Nigeria) Godfather (South Africa) Clarence Peters (Nigeria) Patrick Elis (Nigeria) Klasszik & JKP STUDIO (Angola) Justine Campos (South Africa) Ogopa DJs (Kenya) Phamous Films (Ghana) Best DJ Africa DJ Jimmy Jatt (Nigeria) DJ Xclusive (Nigeria) DJ Joe Mfalme (Kenya) DJ Cndo (South Africa) DJ Black (Ghana) DJ Creme de la Creme (Kenya) DJ Shiru (Uganda) Best African DJ USA DJ Dozzie Ross (Nigeria) DJ Amin (Kenya) DJ Dee Money (NG/US) DJ Ronnie (GH/US) DJ ECool (Nigeria) DJ Ebou (Gambia) DJ Shinski (Kenya) AFRIMMA Video of the Year R2bee’s – Lobi (Ghana) Wizkid – Ojuelegba (Nigeria) Flavour – Golibe (Nigeria) Diamond ft Flavour – Nana (Tanzania) Tiwa Savage – My Darling (Nigeria) Bebe Cool – Love You Everyday Juliana Kanyomozi – Woman (Uganda) Aka (South Africa) – Congratulate Music Producer of the Year Don Jazzy (Nigeria) Shizzi (Nigeria) Killbeatz (Ghana) Oskido (South Africa) Nash Wonder (Uganda) Sheddy Klever (Tanzania) Legendury Beatz (Nigeria/UK) DJ Breezy (Ghana) Best Dance Group CEO Dancers Unique Silver Dancers Level 5 Imagneto Dance Company D3 Dancers Best Rap Act Sarkodie (Ghana) Aka (South Africa) Olamide (Nigeria) NGA (Angola) Octopizzo (Kenya) Phyno (Nigeria) Cassper Nyovest (South Africa) M.I (Nigeria) Best Collaboration Harrysong X Kcee X Iyanya – Feel It (Nigeria) J Martins ft Koffi Olomide – Dance For Me (Nigeria & Congo) Serge Beynaud ft Eddy Kenzo – Lopangwe (Ivory Coast & Uganda) Aka ft Burna Boy, Da L.E.S & J.R – All Eyes On Me (South Africa & Nigeria) Toofan ft DJ Arafat – Apero (Togo & Ivory Coast) Stanley Enow ft Sarkodie – Njama Njama Cow Remix (Cameroon &Ghana) Psquare ft Don Jazzy – Collabo (Nigeria) Diamond ft Flavour – Nana (Tanzania & Nigeria) Song of the Year Wizkid – Ojuelegba (Nigeria) Korede Bello – Godwin (Nigeria) Lil Kesh ft Olamide, Davido – Shoki (Nigeria) Stonebwoy ft Sarkodie – Baafira (Ghana) Roberto – Amarula (Zambia) Diamond Platnumz – Nimpata Wapi (Tanzania) Sauti Sol – Sura Yako (Kenya) Cassper Nyovest – Doc Shabaleza (South Africa) Artist of the year Flavour (Nigeria) Diamond Platnumz (Tanzania) Sarkodie (Ghana) Cassper Nyovest (South Africa) Davido (Nigeria) Fally Ipupa (Congo) Eddy Kenzo (Uganda) Wizkid (Nigeria) Yemi Alade (Nigeria) Bucie (South Africa) AFRIMMA Inspirational Song Bracket ft Diamond & Tiwa Savage – Alive (Nigeria & Tanzania) Irene Ntale – Woman (Uganda) Sarkodie ft Castro – Adonai (Ghana) Jose Chameleon – Bwerere (Uganda) Psquare ft Dave Scott – Bring it On (Nigeria) Eddy Kenzo – Be Happy (Uganda) AFRIMMA Best Humanitarian Artist Sound Sultan (Nigeria) Vanessa Mdee (Tanzania) 2face (Nigeria) Lady Jaydee (Tanzania) Wax Dey (Cameroon) Buffalo Souljah (Zimbabwe) Judith Sephuma (South Africa) tooxclusive.com/news/davido-olamide-wizkid-yemi-alade-more-nominated-for-afrimma-2015/?fb_ref=b215a85ba1f64154ae548515e6b66ab4-Twitter
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Islam for Muslims / Re: Sultan Releases Telephone Numbers To Report Sighting Of New Moon by Focal(m): 12:25pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Y not 911? |
Jokes Etc / Rules For Football As Kids. by Focal(m): 10:53pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
When We Were Kids... 1.The fat kid was always the goalkeeper. 2. The owner of the ball decides who plays. 3. Penalties were awarded only if injured player curses a lot. 4. The match only ends when everyone is tired. 5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score. 6. No referees and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post. 7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you will be given a match ban. 8. If you're picked last, you're a loser. 9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck, under the car or in another person's compound to play in the next game. 10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over! 11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty. 12. The most skillful player get an automatic selection. True or false? You can add yours. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / How We Play Football When We Are Kids by Focal(m): 1:37pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
When We Were Kids... 1.The fat kid was always the goalkeeper 2. The owner of the ball decides who plays. 3. Penalties were awarded only if injured player curses a lot. 4. The match only ends when everyone is tired. 5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score. 6. No referees and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post. 7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you will be given a match ban. 8. If you're picked last, you're a loser. 9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck, under the car or in another person's compound to play in the next game. 10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over! 11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty. 12. The most skillful player get an automatic selection. True or false? |
TV/Movies / Re: 33years Later: Do You Remember These People? by Focal(m): 1:46pm On May 24, 2015 |
Sile12:u nid a new tv broz. |
Religion / Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Focal(m): 1:41pm On May 24, 2015 |
God punish mtn... I was the 1st on this thread oooo. Just to write comment and post it see where i am. 11 Likes |
Jokes Etc / The Difference Between Foreign Advice And Nigerian Advice by Focal(m): 8:11pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian advice FOREIGN PAGE: Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , I’m from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed. I even s*ck his thing but he has refused to eat my ‘thing’. Please advice me how to tell him to go down on me cos I really want my ‘thing’ juice sucked. COMMENTS: John Phillips: I think you need to talk to him, marriage is communication. Alexandra Matters: Oh my dear, sorry about that, I have been in your shoes before... I told him right away and he is an expert in it. Kelvin Martins: I get down with my wife, its cool. I love doing it... you should talk to your husband. NIGERIAN PAGE: My name is Yetunde, I stay In Lagos, married with a kid, my husband have refused to s.u.c.k. my ‘thing’, what should I do…? No insults abeg… Just need your suggestions. COMMENTS: Musa: First to comment, Space Booked! Freshkid: and how does that affect the price of garri in the market? Emeka Ngochi: F00l, sex na food? Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to woman-hood. SHAME on you. Kunle DeeDee: Any news about ASUU Strike? Toheeb Sule: If you want I can suck for you, call my number. 0700233766214 Temitayo: I no blame you at all, better go find something to do with your life. Suck kor, soak-away ni. Richard: Abeg who get bb charger? Amaka: You be ashewo!!! You need deliverance! Lynda: Sign of End-time, Anti Christ among us, Please repent! Taofeek: Thunder fire you!!! You a womanhood to disgrace! Hit like if you agree.... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures. by Focal(m): 4:27pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures. by Focal(m): 4:16pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures. by Focal(m): 1:43pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures. by Focal(m): 1:40pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures. by Focal(m): 1:36pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc / Funny Pictures. by Focal(m): 1:29pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
Some funny pictures.
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Jokes Etc / How Ladies Jump Into Conclusion by Focal(m): 1:13pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
Why do ladies always jump into conclusion without even knowing what really happened? 1 Like
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Jokes Etc / The Lord's Prayer. by Focal(m): 10:56am On Jul 20, 2014 |
Who don see OUR LORd'S PRAYER IN pigin : Our pale wey arrange 4 heaven,Idey hail ur name,make urkingdom show,make ur packagedey coperate 4 earth,as e arrange4 heaven,give us 2day our Agegebread as u dey do am b/4,I beg4give us any wey we fall ur handso that we fit 4give d pipo wey fallwe hand 2,no let us fall insidegbege wey we no fit carry,butdeliver us 4rm bad market, Amen" Happy Sunday. |
TV/Movies / Re: Which Of This Series Movies Can Be Rated The Funniest? by Focal(m): 10:11am On Jul 20, 2014 |
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TV/Movies / Which Of This Series Movies Can Be Rated The Funniest? by Focal(m): 10:10am On Jul 20, 2014 |
For series movies lover, especially comedy series movie, which of these following series movie can be rated as the Funniest? Californication Friends With Better Lives 1:The Boondocks 2:Silicon Valley 3:The Carrie Diaries 4:Hart Of Dixie 5:2 Broke Girls 6:Glee 7:New Girl 8:White Collar 9:Devious Maids 10:Orange Is The New Black 11:Castle 12:Teen Wolf 13:Modern Family 14:Suits 15:Arrested Development 16:The Big Bang Theory 17:How I Met Your Mother 18:Two And A Half Men Friends. |
Education / Is It Adviceable To Go And Study Law In NOUN by Focal(m): 12:54pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
I have been looking for admission to study Law since last 2 year but I haven't gotten, then some one told me about National Open University of Nigeria, that I can study law there. He also told me that in that school you will be given only handout and when it is examination time you will come and write the examination I.e no lecture. Please is it adviceable to go to the school to study Law, And please any information about the registration of the school and the processes? |
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