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How do you know if your water is acidic or alkaline? The answer lies in your knowing the Potential Hydrogen (PH) level of the water. PH determines the acidity or alkalinity of that water. This is a very reliable method of finding the quality of the water you drink. For you to do this effectively, you need pH Reagent Test Kit. Learn how to do it @ www.watercures22..com

Teacher: Who is the president of Irag
Student: I do not know?
Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies
Student: Please miss, can i ask you a question
Teacher: Yes
Student: Do you know Angela?
Teacher: No, Why?
Student: You need to focus more on your husband


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Aaron Ramsey was sent off as Arsenal fought out a goalless draw away at Besiktas in the first leg of their Champions League play-off tie.

Ex-Chelsea striker Demba Ba gave the Gunners a scare when he hit the bar from the halfway line from kick-off.

But Arsenal, bidding to reach the group stage for a 17th consecutive season, also had chances in an open game.

After Ramsey saw red for a second booking, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain saw his shot turned on to the post.

The England international had surged into the box from the right wing in the 88th minute and it took a brilliant diving save from Tolga Zengin to deny him.

Defeat would have been harsh on a Besiktas side who took the game to the Gunners from the start, and they will deservedly travel to north London next week with the tie in the balance.

The Turkish team's own ground is being rebuilt so the match was played at Istanbul's Ataturk Olympic Stadium, the scene of Liverpool's famous comeback to beat AC Milan in the 2005 Champions League final.

The drama on this occasion was in no way comparable with that epic encounter, but the attacking approach of both sides made for an entertaining game, despite Wenger voicing his concern about the playing surface before kick-off.

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House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

Winch :Blood Carpillary Extractor (BCE)

Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

Bad Belle people: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

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Teacher: In which battle did Napoleon Died?
Student: His last battle

Teacher: Where was the declaration of independence signed?
Student: At the bottom of the page

Teacher:River Niger flows in which state?
Student: In the liquid state

Teacher: What is the main reason for Marriage?
Student: Divorce

Teacher: What is the main reason for failure?
Student: Exams

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The quantity of water in the body is as important as its quality. As we all know, water is very important in the body. But the question is: how much water do i need to drink each day?

The institute of Medicine of the United States recommends that for the average adult, 8-ounce glass cup be taken everyday. This would be about 2 litres of water everyday. This can be obtained by drinking 1 big bottle of EVA water plus another small size. But if you consume enough alkaline producing fruits like cucumber and tomatoes, you may need the 150cl(Big) bottle of EVA size to hydrate properly.

Another good estimate is to take your body weight in pounds and divide... more facts @ www.watercures22..com/

Water is very paramount to human living. There are several reasons why we need to focus on water. The following evaluation may interest you:

1. The human body is made up of 70% of water. More than 70% of earths surface is water. However, most of it -about 98%- is salt water. Only 2% of the earth's water is freshwater and almost all is trapped in frozen glaciers

2. The muscles that move your body are 75% water; your blood that transport nutrients is 82% water; your lungs are made up of 90% water; the brain that controls our body is 76% water; and our bones too contain enough water up to 25%

Theses facts are undisputed and they show concisely that we are almost entirely made up of water. The following are some functions of water in the body.... www.watercures22..com/

A man had suffered throughout his life. Every business he lay his hand on would fail. After so man attempts to succeed, he decided to commit suicide. He made up his mind that he will use a knife and stab himself to death. The man insisted after all pleas from friends, neighbors and well- meaning individuals. Before he did the act, he gathered some firewood, lit fire on them and put the knife... more @ www.jokes234..com/

Manchester United will seek a formal transfer request from Wayne Rooney if the striker wants to press ahead with an exit, according to the Times and Guardian.
It was claimed by former United boss Sir Alex Ferguson at the end of last season that Rooney, 27, had seen a second transfer request in three years rejected by the club he joined from ... more @ www.eplfanz..com

Manchester United have confirmed that Ryan Giggs is to take on a player-coach role at the club next season, with former Red Devil Phil Neville also joining David Moyes' staff.
Moyes, who began work at Old Trafford this week, has already brought in Steve Round, Chris Woods and Jimmy Lumsden from Everton to form the basis of his coaching team. Giggs, who signed a new one-year contract extension in March to extend his playing career into his 40s, will now also play a part.

"I'm delighted that Ryan has accepted the chance to become player-coach," Moyes told the club's official website. "His success and ability to adapt his game over a number of years gives him an unrivalled perspective on the modern game.

"His career is an example to any aspiring young player and I'm sure that both he and the players will benefit from his new role." ....read on at www.eplfanz..com

Chelsea have announced that a fee has been agreed for the signing of Vitesse Arnhem midfielder Marco van Ginkel.
Netherlands Under-21 international Van Ginkel, 20, is reported to have held talks with Blues boss Jose Mourinho this week and is now set to complete a transfer that is reported to be worth around £8 million.
A statement on the club’s official ..... finish at www.eplfanz..com

A certain boy and a girl have been friends right from school age. The boy was very intelligent but the girl was an illiterate. While in the school, the girl passed exams by copying every thing the boy writes during such exams. That is how she had survived. Now they are looking for employment together and the girl thought she could succeed by the same method. They went for a job interview and the boy was called first for the interview. Now the questions thrown to the boy are as follows:
INTERVIEWER: Who discovered America?
BOY: Christopher Collumbus
INTERVIEWER: In what year
BOY:1887
INTERVIEWER: Has it been proved:
BOY: Yes, but it has not been scientifically proved.

Brazil have climbed 13 places to ninth in the FIFA World Rankings following their Confederations Cup win, while England have slipped to their lowest position in five years.

The World Cup 2014 hosts had slipped down the rankings due to a lack of competitive football but have been restored to a loftier position following wins against Japan, Mexico, Italy, Uruguay and a 3-0 win against world and European champions Spain in the final.
England fall six places to 15th, behind Bosnia,.... more at www.eplfanz..com

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Real Madrid have presented their latest star signing, midfielder Francisco 'Isco' Alarcon, to fans and media at the Santiago Bernabeu Stadium.
The club completed the 21-year-old's transfer from Malaga on Thursday, bolstering its already star-studded squad with one of Europe's most sought-after young players.
Isco said he was delighted to be at the club,... more story at www.eplfanz..com

A teacher was helping a group of students to know the difference between past tense and present tense. So he decided to do so by giving examples. He gave the first example. "John came here yesterday.". The teacher went on to explain that came is the past tense of come; hence the sentence is in the past tense. After giving two more examples each of past tense sentences. He wanted to know if his students were following. So he decided to make a sentence that is not an example of past tense. He said "NIGERIA WILL SOON BE FREE FROM CORRUPTION". He then asked "Is this sentence in past tense?" read what James answered at www.jokes234..com

A man decided that he would gaive birth to exactly 7 children so that he would give them the names of the seven days of the week.So when his wife gave birth to the first child, he named him Sunday. When the second child was born he named him Monday. The third child was named Tuesday, the fourth was named Wednesday and so on.
When it was the turn of the last child, his wife gave birth to twins. The man was confused. look at what the man did at www.jokes234..com

Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo has insisted he is “really happy” in Spain as speculation about a possible return to Manchester United continues. Ronaldo, 28, has yet to sign a new contract with Los Blancos - with his current deal expiring in two years - and former club United are reportedly lining up a big-money summer bid for him. see full story and other transfer news at www.eplfanz..com

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Am Hnd Student of Okoh Polytechnic, i got infectetd with this bacteria seven years ago.I have been treated in Chemists, Hospitals and herbal homes, but to no avail. I met a friend in Kano, whom i told my plight, he said that he was once a victim, that one Dr. Jerry on Nairaland recommended drugs from a pharmacy in Lagos for him, which he paid for and was sent to him through courier service.
After taking the treatment for two and half months, and gone for a test, his result was negative, but he lost his phone that contains Dr. Jerry's contact.
Pls Nairalanders, anybody with information on how to get in touch with Dr.Jerry should assist before Staph takes my life. My phone number is 08181311967. Anybody with useful information on how i can treat myself should help!

Being an HIV-positive mother-to-be does not guarantee that your child will be born HIV-positive. HIV transmission usually occurs during delivery, but can also before birth in the mother's womb. If an HIV-positive mother receives appropriate care throughout her pregnancy, including medication to ,
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