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bonjovi12: Hi everyone!
I'm have been an active guest on NL for a 'lil over a year now.
I registered as a member a couple of weeks ago. I think I am ready to take my first tentative walk into the murky waters of NL. I hope I don't get bitten.
Well,I wanna share...my unforgettable romantic date...
Way back when I was still a law undergrad,I decided to go get some money from the bank. Immediately I stepped into the bank,I noticed that there was quite a crowd. I decided to pass the time by scoping the honeys and get a hook up if possible.

After a couple of minutes,I saw a girl.from behind she had a banging figure.just the way I like my ladies. being a badt guy then(I am now a changed man...somebody say Amen!!!)I decided to go say hello. I navigated my way to the lady and on getting to her side,I noticed dat she had full boobs.I smiled to my self. her face was however just there. nothing special.it didn't deter me.
She immediately sensed that I was scoping her and gave me a once over.

Smiling boldly and confidently,I looked into her eyes and in my most romantic voice said"hi"...

okay!

bonjovi12: Hi everyone!
I'm have been an active guest on NL for a 'lil over a year now.
I registered as a member a couple of weeks ago. I think I am ready to take my first tentative walk into the murky waters of NL. I hope I don't get bitten.
Well,I wanna share...my unforgettable romantic date...
Way back when I was still a law undergrad,I decided to go get some money from the bank. Immediately I stepped into the bank,I noticed that there was quite a crowd. I decided to pass the time by scoping the honeys and get a hook up if possible.

After a couple of minutes,I saw a girl.from behind she had a banging figure.just the way I like my ladies. being a badt guy then(I am now a changed man...somebody say Amen!!!)I decided to go say hello. I navigated my way to the lady and on getting to her side,I noticed dat she had full boobs.I smiled to my self. her face was however just there. nothing special.it didn't deter me.
She immediately sensed that I was scoping her and gave me a once over.

Smiling boldly and confidently,I looked into her eyes and in my most romantic voice said"hi"...

okay!

yamunla: http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/18473/2/baby-no-7-on-the-way-for-2face-as-annie-macaulay-i.html

hmmn! Thats a good news!! A so layo o!

[color=#990000][/color]as 4 me, i will buy him a dunlop slippers and a thirty naira greetin card. Wat abt u?? ;Das 4 me, i will buy him a dunlop slippers and a thirty naira greetin card. Wat abt u??

lets say the wife of ur boss who's yet 2 av a child afta many years asked u to get her pregnant and just name your price,she's ready 2 pay u any amount,bt u wont come later in future 2 claim ur child, WOULD U DO IT?, AND FOR HOW MUCH??

akinreals: Why is she my wife if i cannot give her my atm pin? Na wah oo, infact i always drop it at home, she can use it anytime she likes, moreover her atm is permanently in my car, am sure she cannot even remember her own pin but mine and i like it like dat.....lol

hmmn!, dats nice,dats true love!. I like dat!!. Bt i bet u dat u wouldnt gve an extravagant wife ur ATM pin o!!

would u give ur wife ur ATM pin numba?, nt joint acct o!. I mean ur personal bank acct,out of love? And let her av free access 2 ur acct?...a retired soldier in my area died,b4 his death on his sick bed,he refuse 2 give his wife his ATM pin,even at his last minuts,its abt 2yrs nw,and d military still send his pension money in2 his acct till date,plus his savings,neither d bank nor d military knw abt his death.nd d family didnt bother 2 tell..would u give ur wedded wife ur ATM PIN?

.. P square's mom is dead,due 2 an undisclosed ailment!

Junior's gurlfrnd invited him 4 dinner @ her house so as 2 meet her parent,as they were eating,it started rainning heavily so d gurls mother askd junior 2 sleep over cos she doesnt think d rain will stop anytime soon..after dinner,d gurls mom went 2 d toilet,d dad went 2 d bedroom,d gurl went 2 d kitchen 2 wash d plate, wen they came back,they couldnt find junior,they were still wondering wen junior came back,wet allova, they askd him where has he been he said, 'i went home 2 take my pyjamas!

Junior dreamt dat he died nd came back 2 life as a chicken,he became pregnant nd decide 2 lay egg,he pushed layed d 1st egg,pushed layed d 2nd egg,he was pushing 2 lay d 3rd egg wen his roommate woke him up 'junior,wake up!! U ar shiting on d bed!!

amiskurie: Now think of it,the way they climbs,the way they drops down,the way they sit and their legs never touch down,And the way they swings their hands too is very funny smh.dwarfs also look alike.
@op dnt worry for u will surely find other dwarf willing to marry u cha.

how did u knw i am a dwarf? Av we met b4?, well i am tall o!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]A dwarf would be catastrophic to my ministry. . .
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which ministry?

Mynd_44: @OP, are you a dwarf?

:Dno! I am a tall gurl. I am just curious,nd by d way!,y do u ask?

Can u date or marry a dwarf weather he/she is rich or poor??

@op, dnt mind dem jor, just put ur mind @ rest,go 4 pt nd even if she's pregnant,dnt worry,all tinz work 2geda 4 good. 4 as long as u love d gurl nd u meant 2 marry her,its a matter of undastandin,u dnt av a job 2day,anytin can happen 2moro,u'l get a good job 2moro,as soon as shes prgnt,meet ha parents let dem knw dat its ur baby as soon as u finish schl u will come nd do d necesary tins,tel ur parents 2,u wil b surprice help will come 4rm all angle.a 200l boi in my compound,impregntd a gurl,she had d baby nd both parents ar takin care of d baby!. So many coupls ar fastin prayin nd oda spiritual excercise just 2 av a baby nd u ar there worrying urself out!. Just relax,if its prgncy fine,if its nt fine!! Dat means ur joystick is smart nd sharp nd knws how 2 aim a shot correctly!! Just be happy ok??

Who owns d best part of ur heart, i.e whom do u love most, your mother or your wife, your father or your husband. And (2) your kids or your spouse? (3) do you get jealous wen ur wife/husband is playing wit your baby??.

yemstok: [q ;Duote author=folaked]you ar d most 'confusedest' pesin eva!!

Ahan! It hasn't come to dis na, Y u come over press P na? i meant your question wasn't precise enuf.

Ehen! Wat does 'confusedest' mean? I've neva heard of it b4 abi na typo-error?
Chai. Laffin in Portuguese

it is ENGLISH ask google 4 d meaning haha hoho huhu! I am laffin in indian!

yemstok: OMG! What a confused question from a confused poster

you ar d most 'confusedest' pesin eva!!

yemstok: OMG! What a confused question from a confused poster

and you ar a confused man 4 giving me dat kind of reply

I mean when a guy tells his girlfriend to reduce his love him. Oh

Hey! Guys, wen a guy tells a lady to reduce his love what does he mean?... [b][/b]

Some guys ar funny o! I was talking 2 a guy,nd he said 'see,if i realise dat my fiance is not a virgin,i will quit d relationship cos i am a virgin,so i cannot marry a girl dat is not a virgin'.and i was very angry!. Will a virgin lady brings him all d fulfilment he desire in a marriage?. D fact dat a girl is a virgin doesnt make her a saint!.he should rather look 4 a God fearing,respectful lady dat will join him and build a home,virgin ko,virgin ni? Mtcheew!

@op,if u love ur life quit!, u dnt need a soothsayer 2 tell u again,d guy still love her nd if i may undastand u beta,d guy can do anytin 2 have d gurl! Or do u want them 2 break bottle 4 ur head??. Stay o!!

A man sat in his office,deep in thought,worried abt something wen some one rushed in nd shouted 'hey,ur daughter,Mary has just been hit by a car,she died instantly' just then,d man jumped through d window in oda 2 get to d scene of accident on time...he had already jumped wen he remembered dat (1) he had jumped tru d window of d last floor of a 12 storey buildin!! (2)he doesnt even av a daughter called Mary!! (3)he is not even married!!.(4)he doesnt even have a girlfriend!! Oh! Too late! Poor him!. Nairalanders, wateva situation you find urself,always relax ur mind,do not be carried away in thought!