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LiteratureRe: Deceitful Couple by folaked(f): 8:45pm On Nov 11, 2014
I love you Tiffany!!, you ar a genius, come and update o sharp! sharp!
Car TalkRe: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by folaked(f): 12:31pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:
grin [color=#003300] Sitting with friends over some few bottles of pilsner at the mess.
The topics shifted from work related issues to family and general talk.....Not until the bottles kicked into overdrive . grin

A mate (naija) said in low voice and I quote "do you guys know there's a myth about having intercourse in a car?"

Everyone was amused , but I wasn't because I've heard it before , although I find it ambiguous.

There's a belief in some parts if naija that having sexual intercourse in your car will put your car in jeopardy as it will start developing faults which will be unexplained despite regular maintenance.

I trouble shut the discussion due to the environment , but I wish to find out more. cheesy
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yes its kinda true most expecially if d lady or d guy has lots of wtches following them fm dia village.then,the car will receive arrow of Malfunctioning
CelebritiesRe: Why Is Denrele Wearing A Dress In This Picture? by folaked(f): 5:01pm On Nov 09, 2014
I just came back from church since morning....no time for shit
FoodRe: Your Last Food For 2013, And Your First For 2014 by folaked(f): 9:04pm On Jan 02, 2014
funkyjms: P_nany and Beans grin

Old things has passed away tho...
funkyjms: P_nany and Beans grin

Old things has passed away tho...
funkyjms: P_nany and Beans grin

Old things has passed away tho...
Christianity EtcRe: FOR MFM MEMBERS:- Pls Share Ur Testimonies About Todays Power Must Change Hands. by folaked(op): 5:01pm On Nov 02, 2013
4tunebest: I am not an MFM member but dis is d 2nd time I'll be attending d program @ Powerhouse, Ibadan, the first being some months ago. I did not plan 2 attend d program until yesterday 9t. It was as if I was led by d Spirit 2 go. Imagine my joy when the first 3 prayer points led by the MOG were actually about me, and then subsequent ones, and I was like ahn ahn did anyone tell dis man about ME? Also, On my way dis morning, I did something I dont think 'av ever done. I was led again 2 buy Anointing oil and bottled water(I was wondering why I needed it). It was during d service dat I got 2 realise dat Dr Olukoya probably told people 2 come with these items depending on their needs to be prayed upon. I am not sure. Anyway my own need was d Anointing oil, so I just prayed on the water 2 represent fruitfulness in all areas of my life. By dis time, I was grinning from ear 2 ear cos it was obvious 2 me dat God had definitely ordered my steps. After d service, I quickly stepped out inorder 2 get transportation on time 'cos my previous experience wasnt funny as I had 2 wait for 20 mins b4 getting a cab. That was how 'Baba' said NO, I shld step back into d auditorium and go and kneel down @ d Pulpit and thank Him dat I am coming back here 2 testify. I was worried about getting transportation on time but Baba said He wld make it easy 4 me. I went back 2 d auditorium and had 2 wait 4 about 10 mins 4 d officiating minister 2 leave d altar. By d time I left, d park was already saturated wit people but I got my ride easily and IMMEDIATELY I stepped outside. I guess I shld be prearing 4 my big testimony cool
Alleluyia!! I thank God 4 ur life o! Ur testimonies shall be permanent in Jesus name, spiritual aborters, asign to abort ur testimonies b4 manifestation shall die sudenly in Jesus name!! GOD BLESS YOU!


More testifiers pls??
Christianity EtcFOR MFM MEMBERS:- Pls Share Ur Testimonies About Todays Power Must Change Hands. by folaked(op): 1:19pm On Nov 02, 2013
The Monthly Power Must Change Hands of the Mountain of Fire and Miracle Ministeries was held 2day (first saturday of every month).
God moved with a mighty hand 2day, God bless me in an amazing way that my mouth cannot say it all.
Let the mfm members share their testimonies about what God has done 4 them in this PMCH or in d past PMCH'S.. God bless u all
BusinessHow Did You Spend Your Weekend, Lets Share It. by folaked(op): 9:40am On Oct 21, 2013
HEY! MODS, WHEN WILL MY POSTS ENTER FRONT PAGE NAH huh




Hi Nairalanders, how was ur weekend, let us comment about how we spent our weekend, did you experience any unpleasant situation and you wish to share it?? did u travel to see ur family??, did you celeberate ur wedding dis saturday?? How was it?, did you visit any special place wit your family and you wish to tell us?, did you have any special visitor this weekend??
Well as for me, i was a'home all through, i went to a wedding on saturday, i saw the beautiful bride and i was wishing and praying to God that "when will i be married too".. My weekend was great!!

PLS POST YOURS!!. Feel free to say your mind.
CelebritiesRe: "If You Think I Am Impotent,bring Your Sister" - Yinka Ayefele by folaked(op): 1:00pm On Oct 18, 2013
Abi o!!
twogood: Happy for you.
Celebrities"If You Think I Am Impotent,bring Your Sister" - Yinka Ayefele by folaked(op):
Yinka Ayefele has responded to talks about his potency by asking doubters to bring their sisters. Yinka Ayefele,Ondo born singer who lost his ability to walk in an accident in 1997 said his case was a special one and he was perfectly capable of giving birth.
Yinka Ayefele says..."what i am trying to say is that i'm fortunate to have prove the medical practitional wrong in some aspects. They said my joystick would not function but the day they discovered it was in perfect condition,it was like a miracle,infact,my consultant was shocked. I thank God for this. grin huh
PoliticsRe: Several Die As Kwara PDP Members Scramble For Saraki’s Sallah Gifts by folaked(f): 10:40am On Oct 17, 2013
banega: Elaborate? biko!
ant eyes no go kill me
PoliticsRe: Coscharis Warehouse On Fire In Lagos by folaked(f): 10:11pm On Jul 18, 2013
Hmmn! No wonder.d bible says in d book of proverbs dat ''....money will sudenly gro wings and fly away like an eagle'' do nt rely on money bt av faith in God.
CelebritiesWho Wore It Better?? by folaked(op): 5:42pm On Jul 13, 2013
Who wore it better? Mercy Aigbe vs Daughter... Who's hot and who's not?

Jobs/VacanciesDo U Need An Event Planner?? by folaked(op): 11:14am On Jul 05, 2013
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FashionRe: why will a fat girl like this wear leggings this is absolutely wrong!! by folaked(f): 4:07pm On Jul 01, 2013
Ranoscky: Nothing but SEXY, ofcourse!
she's trying to look attractive for u guys to see!
FashionRe: why will a fat girl like this wear leggings this is absolutely wrong!! by folaked(f): 4:06pm On Jul 01, 2013
Godmother: Where do u guys get these pix from? grin grin grin
she's his girlfriend!!
FamilyD Price He Paid Cos Of His Unforgiven Heart by folaked(op): 1:04pm On Jun 26, 2013
A man said he was very angry at his wife so he decided to stop talking to her,for two weeks,dia is no verbal communication in d house,they only write a note and put it on d table if d need 2 talk arise.but one day he had a very important meeting to atend by 7:am dat could fetch him lots of money,and he will need his wife to wake up on time,bt he didnt want to b d one dat would break d 'no-talking' rules so a wrote on a sheet of papper ''pls wake me up by 6:am,I av an important meeting to atend'' and kept it on d bed side table where his wife would easily see it and slept off only 4 him to wake up at 9:am,d exact time d meetin would end and found out dat his wife had gone to work 2hours ago,he was angry at himself and at his wife 4 nt wakin him up.few mints later he found a note on d bed side table in which his wife wrote ''wake-up!!!,its 6:am already''... Pls nairalanders,try and have a forgiving heart,cos a home dat is divided cannt stand let alone,to progress
FamilyLOBATAN O!,pls Help! by folaked(op): 2:30pm On Jun 25, 2013
Wath is 'LOBATAN'?. LOBATAN is when ur boyfrnd want u to meet his family,bt on gettin there, his elder brother happens 2 b ur Ex., his sister was d gurl u fought wit over a boyfrnd last week, his mon was d nurse that advice u nt to abort ur 6th pregnancy which u eventually did some months ago,his dad was d sugar daddy dat took u 4 a weekend fun to a hotel in abuja,who just bought a BB bold4 4 u....LOBATAN!
Christianity EtcRe: Which Is Your Favorite Part Of Worship Service? by folaked(f): 3:41pm On Jun 23, 2013
[color=#000099][/color] grin as an MFM member,i love every part of d service kpata kpata! Most expecially wen i am conductin praise and worship,it gives me d oportunity to stand b4 d church and testify to d goodness of God in my life thru. Singing a heart felt praise and worship. OH I LOVE GOD so much!!!
CelebritiesRe: Tuface With Evander Holyfield - Photo by folaked(f): 9:38pm On Jun 21, 2013
My post has been hidden. Too shy kissMy post has been hidden. Too shy
Christianity EtcRe: Your Thoughts On Mountain Of Fire And Miracles Church by folaked(f): 2:25pm On Sep 22, 2012
sophy09: I have heard a lot about this church for some time now and numerous people I know go there. There are talks that you get delivered from every and any spiritual problems one has and that the prayers are very powerful. My friends who go there seems to have changed a lot(they are sort of paranoid). All the prayers are either die, back fire, paralyze your enemies. Well I see nothing wrong with that if that is their belief and their prayers are answered but the thing that baffles me is that they feel someone(foundational/ancestral/witchcraft powers) is always behind their problem. In some cases they maybe true which I do not dispute but is it in all cases? Another thing about them is that they do not trust anyone. When they see you in their dreams wahala. It was funny when she told me someone in her church was behind her problem. I was surprised. With the way she prays the person should either be dead or paralyzed by now and her problem solved.
Maybe I am looking at it in another way I don't know but I will like to know your take on the church. Thanks
all of u critisizin mfm ar hypocrits. Aint u learned. Jesus gave a parable of a master dat gave his servants talents,some he gave 5,2 and 1 acordinly.all dis pastors have dia own mesege and ministry.adeboye is in2 praise, oyedepo is in2 faith nd prosperity.olukoya is in2 deliverance 4rm curses nd convenant. Just like if u have a eye problem,u knw who 2 go 2, just like dia ar skin doctors,etc. So anytin u see in mfm dat u dnt like,just kip ur mouth shot cos d ways of God is high abv our ways.dnt judge based on ur own little and wordly undastanding.thanks.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Diagnosed With Ruptured Appendicitis by folaked(f): 2:46am On Sep 05, 2012
Dollarman101: Bros, Na so u dull? So you don believe this story now now? This is a junk news which is unconfirmed. The writer himself said so that it is unconfirmed reports.
Until it is confirmed, it is all gossips and rumour. Hold your comment till then
i gues u dnt av problem wit ur ENGLISH LANGUAGE??, read true ova nd ova again, i didn't belive eida. So park wel jor
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Diagnosed With Ruptured Appendicitis by folaked(f): 2:30am On Sep 05, 2012
Callotti: Damn!
Damn!
Damn!

She was lucky to get to Germany.

Poor Nigeria. Common Appendicitis. . . till e rupture.
I knew there was something not quite right.
Get well soon darling First Lady. kissDamn!
Damn!
Damn!

She was lucky to get to Germany.

Poor Nigeria. Common Appendicitis. . . till e rupture.
I knew there was something not quite right.
Get well soon darling First Lady.
dis people wit dia lies sha, so dia is no qualified doctor in naija treat appendicitis only in Germany??.. GEJ doesnt even trust d naija doctors on dis one.flyin his wife on emergency 2 Germany just 2 cure APPENDICITIS!! D truth will soon b out!!
FoodRe: What's Your Worst Cooking Blunder? by folaked(f): 5:38pm On Aug 24, 2012
freecocoa: Duh! I was 12,now I'm a chef.tongue
i added 500g of salt in2 a pot of semo, thinking it was 'more semo', lols! U can guess d result, throw way things noni
Nairaland GeneralWhat Section Of Nairaland Do U Love,and What Section Do U Hate! by folaked(op): 10:36am On Aug 21, 2012
embarassed grin huh cheesy embarassed ;Dhey! My dear nairalanders, which section of nairaland do u love most,do u enjoy reading and why do u like ithuh,and which section do u hate most!
As 4 me o,i enjoy d romance sections!, cos of d naughty tin dia, and it also educate me,somehow, on how 2 handle my relationship!,i hate politics,i so much avoid dat section!
Ova 2 u guys, wat section of nairaland do u enjoy,and wat section do u hate wt passion... B serious o, embarassedhey! My dear nairalanders, which section of nairaland do u love most,do u enjoy reading and why do u like ithuh,and which section do u hate most!
As 4 me o,i enjoy d romance sections!, cos of d naughty tin dia, and it also educate me,somehow, on how 2 handle my relationship!,i hate politics,i so much avoid dat section!
Ova 2 u guys, wat section of nairaland do u enjoy,and wat section do u hate wt passion... B serious o,
RomanceWhere Did U Meet Ur Spouse? by folaked(op): 7:08am On Aug 14, 2012
I am just curious o!,how did u meet ur spouse? On facebook,
On nairaland
In a clubhouse/bar
On d street
In d church
At d mall/fastfood joint/bank
At school
Tru matchmaking.
None of d above and where??. As 4 me i am nt yep married,i met my bf on facebook, though,he's my longtime frnd bt fb linked us 2geda again.
How abt u NLershuh
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Prays In Church & Introduces Linda His Alter Ego by folaked(f): 7:00pm On Aug 06, 2012
ugosly: like him or not,the guy is still relevant as a celebrity,....yes relevant isnt that all there is about being a celebrity.whr are his mates,people like Mike Okri,Chris Mba;Alex O,Alex Zitto,Blackky,Ras Kimono, dem,just to mention a few.I think CB has done well for himself as a celebrity and as an intellectual(you need to hear him speak) right now he is trying to be an agent of change we so desire amongst our youths,all of these crazy and controversial acts of his is just his own way of being creative,so u guys should just absorb his message and ignore his acts..
oookay! Nw i undastand, i once check d meanin of Linda at google, Linda means 'BEAUTIFUL SERPENT', U GUYS CAN CHECK!, charlyboy is possesed wt serpentine spirit! Nw i undastand
RomanceRe: 85-year-old Couple To Remarry After 50 Years of Divorce by folaked(f): 5:14pm On Aug 06, 2012
pompori king: Hahahahaha...rubbish..who 4 don mari dem b4..
which kain love b dat sef?, d truth is dat they both av spiritual problems,d devil has succeded in doing them apart 4 50 good yrs!!, they'v missed 50yrs of marriage and a good romance,so wats d joy there? Wen they ar both tired,planning 2 sleep 4eva so they stil talk abt proposals and wedding?. They ar crazy! ITS 4RM THEIR VILLAGE! SHIKENA! KOSORO!
FoodRe: Why "Hungry Man" On Indomie Pack? by folaked(f): 4:46pm On Aug 06, 2012
Rocktation: What is going on these days? Is it the slogan that gets you filled? If you don't like the slogan, then don't buy na. Or because you felt that Cocacola had listened to your complaint and changed theirs, then every other product's slogan must be reviewed by the masses too?
abi o!, abeg tell dem o
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Insults D'banj On Twitter Called Him Akpan by folaked(f): 2:50pm On Aug 06, 2012
fubbyy: Point of correction, wizkid is bigger than wande coal in the music industry, he has achieved than wande, been with people wande only dreamt of shaking hands with, been in places wande visits in dreams

I no be wizkid fan but let's don't be biased, because the boy dey misbehave no go make me run away from the truth
hmn! True talk!
CelebritiesRe: Oge Okoye Looking Hot! by folaked(f): 2:00pm On Aug 06, 2012
ijebabe: This is the new look for Ms Oge Okoye. The most decent pics I have seen of her in a while. Looks like she's finally maturing, cleaning up her act maybe?

Whatever the reason, she's looking good!
nice

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