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sori man guess u ar new 2 dis jungle,u c we don't giv room 4 boring mistakes else dey will eat u raw like sushy.blive me i've been dere but don't worry keep it coming u 'll get better.

nice one there

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa saved by the condom

my favourite ad is the duracell battery ad

helloooo haja haja or is it haja haje, i don't remember mentioning being afraid of a broken heart, if u need further explanation ask and u shall b given and by the way if there where no more women on earth, i rather dig a whole in bed or in a wall than to poke a woody like me inda butt.

if u ar gay i suggest u get urself a calabar girl to do u good so u'll know wat u ar missin and if u ar not, good 4 u and don'teven think of tryin it.on my views the thot alone irritates me.Anyways God forbids it so why should we compromise.i think being gay is jst being sick upstairs.

well like my dad always say "BEWARE OF THE DAUGHTERS OF EVE THEY CAN MAKE U AND THEY CAN ALSO BREAK U A MILLION PIECES."

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Thanx for the warning i'll keep him off my sister.Anyways u look soooooo hoooooooot girl how can i get in touch with u
Don't worry i'm not like him

AN OLD LADY WALKS INTO A BANK WITH A WHOOPING AMOUNT OF MONEY TO SAVE, THE CEO WAS SO OVERWHELMED HE ATTENDED TO HER PERSONALLY,CURIOUS HE ASKED HOW SHE CAME ACROSS SO MUCH MONEY.

GRANDMA:I MAKE BETS AND NEVER LOOSE
CEO:WHAT KINDA BETS
GRANDMA:WELL FOR INSTANCE I CAN BET U  $100,000 YOUR BALLS ARE SQUARE IN SHAPE
CEO: THATS CRAZY U CAN NEVER WIN
GRANDMA:WELL WHY DON'T U PUT UR MONEY WHERE UR MOUTH IS
CEO:U AR ON
GRANDMA:WELL HOPE U DON'T MIND I'LL B BRINGING MY LAWYER TO WITNESS SO THERE WON'T NO FUNNY GAMES,$100.000 IS A LOT OF MONEY U KNOW.
CEO:NO PROBLEM
GRANDMA:GREAT TOMORROW 10:00am WE'LL BE HERE HAV A NICE DAY

AT NIGHT THE CEO STOOD INFRONT OF THE MIRROR CONFUSED CHECKING IS BALLS OUT MAKING SURE THERE WHERE NO CORNERS THERE,SATISFIED AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP.

GRANDMA:GOODMORNING(introduced her lawyer)
CEO(nervous)GOODMORNING
GRANDMA:KINDLY DROP UR PANTS PLEASE
HE DID SO AND SHE FELT DEM WELL THEY AR ROUND AFTERALL SHE SAID
CEO:YEAH WHAT DO U EXPECT CAN I HAVE MY MONEY PLEASE AND WHATS YOUR LAWYERS PROBLEM WHY IS HE HITTING HE'S HEAD ON THE WALL
GRANDMA:OH PAY HIM NO ATTENTION,HE'S JUST UPSET CUS I BET HIM $500,000 THAT I'LL HAVE THE BALLS OF THE CEO OF THIS BANK IN MY HANDS BY 10.00am

Hi every1 i'm fola a.k.a folly69 been around for a while jst registered a few days ago.don't mind if i can get tour guide here.pls where is mimiko,aiphie,tonia2000 well will love to hook up with u guys.holla

good 1, mimiko been tryin to get in touch wats up

well very inspirational i pray we all learn to act rite in our actions.cool thread

well very insoirational i pray we all learn to act rite in our actions.cool thr ead

hey tonia am also august 21 holla@ me on fola2069@yahoo.com or call 08027729142 and if there're other wild cats here in nairaland feel free to call, the King will always welcome u.

Why not done it several times and i'm still breathing and happy sick or no sick i'll wash it so long as she does mine and don't mind.its 50/50 love for me anytime anyday.[color=#990000][/color]

cool really cool joke