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looks around and walks on

@saucekid make sure those napkins is well tightened round ur ass.

is dat all?hope u can handle it cus i have a million and 1 ways 2 do dat.

guy na wetin u no dey tire?leave my aisha2 alone now haba abi u get plans b4?

anything else my sweet?icecream,cakes just name it.

damn too wack wat crack ar u on?

hw is dat my dear

sorry i don't get d joke?

ah my dear no die cus i no know wetin i go do?ok take panadol

ok sweetie u just dey make my heart go popodipodipo

@ituen why ar u exposing ur grandma? do u want kids to hav nightmare

saucerkid pick ur sauce pan and go serve it somewhere else i think i can hear clemcy callin u.run along now, b4 i loose my temper.
@aisha2 sweetie how u doin?don't mind dat smallboy wat does he know.

punkid who asked 4 ur opinion

@aisha2 careful say i dey trip 4 u no mean say i ur slave

@aisha2 name it ur wish is my command

sure as a heart attack

i go die ooooooooooo

@aisha2 sure

@aisha2,ok now i get it

ok now i get it

AN OLD LADY WALKS INTO A BANK WITH A WHOOPING AMOUNT OF MONEY TO SAVE, THE CEO WAS SO OVERWHELMED HE ATTENDED TO HER PERSONALLY,CURIOUS HE ASKED HOW SHE CAME ACROSS SO MUCH MONEY.

GRANDMA:I MAKE BETS AND NEVER LOOSE
CEO:WHAT KINDA BETS
GRANDMA:WELL FOR INSTANCE I CAN BET You  $100,000 YOUR BALLS ARE SQUARE IN SHAPE
CEO: THATS CRAZY You CAN NEVER WIN
GRANDMA:WELL WHY DON'T You PUT UR MONEY WHERE UR MOUTH IS
CEO:You AR ON
GRANDMA:WELL HOPE You DON'T MIND I'LL B BRINGING MY LAWYER TO WITNESS SO THERE WON'T NO FUNNY GAMES,$100.000 IS A LOT OF MONEY You KNOW.
CEO:NO PROBLEM
GRANDMA:GREAT TOMORROW 10:00am WE'LL BE HERE HAV A NICE DAY

AT NIGHT THE CEO STOOD INFRONT OF THE MIRROR CONFUSED CHECKING IS BALLS OUT MAKING SURE THERE WHERE NO CORNERS THERE,SATISFIED AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP.

GRANDMA:GOODMORNING(introduced her lawyer)
CEO(nervous)GOODMORNING
GRANDMA:KINDLY DROP UR PANTS PLEASE
HE DID SO AND SHE FELT DEM WELL THEY AR ROUND AFTERALL SHE SAID
CEO:YEAH WHAT DO You EXPECT CAN I HAVE MY MONEY PLEASE AND WHATS YOUR LAWYERS PROBLEM WHY IS HE HITTING HE'S HEAD ON THE WALL
GRANDMA:OH PAY HIM NO ATTENTION,HE'S JUST UPSET CUS I BET HIM $500,000 THAT I'LL HAVE THE BALLS OF THE CEO OF THIS BANK IN MY HANDS BY 10.00am

[shouts] clemcy,ituen,tufe,saucekid there is a free for all lamb chops waitin to be devoured.

my lady u smoke?

hhmmmmmmmmm

@ rccgn just waitin to c ur funeral

hi dj

@aisha2 ,not all men folly69 @ur service

@ ok ok ok we get de picture

now i c why migs is trippin' really sexy clem gays

lmao u guys ar killin me with ur post.

nice joke

Rebellious:
I personally don't have "beef" with him but like my girl Clemcy said he just wants my attention. . . for no reason. Now ain't that childish but I'm not surprised, I mean, it's acid we're talking about.

is clemcy an amaphrodite?

old but cool

looks @ poster and hisssssssssssssssssssss