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saucerat why don't u go nibble on some cheese or something and stop being a pest

tanx iteun bt don't forget to put it in practice

hi gaby,if u hav the funds to go into the bizness i think u should cus presently haulaging is selling like wild fire my company i s into freight forwarding if u ar interested we can come to a bizness agreement concerning that.u can contact me n fola2069@yahoo.com or call 08027729142.cheers

been waitin 4 u all day where hav u been? missd u

@ituen BROS THOT U WENT to skool just wonderin

hey get it rite y'll just catchin my fun

ituen:
i'm happy that my brain is running smoothly

and stupidly too punk ass.

@skysunny better mind ur bizness b4 i make ur skyrainy

@poster i think dere's a thread 4 such so y not just pack ur sport bag and mossy on to dat thread.

oh sorry ( gay)

cool

tanx sweetie

ituen:
@Folly

You do be maigaurd to aisha abi?

ehn, me and u served @ ASO ROCK ABI U DON FORGET?

@ifyalways u just a parasite

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs.


When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before
she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After
thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front
of Bob.


After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.


The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets
to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"


"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.


"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"


Moral of the story : If you share critical information pertaining to credit
and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent
avoidable exposure


Lesson 2:


A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.


The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.


But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"


The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the
convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.


On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."


Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss
a great opportunity


Lesson 3:


A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The
Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."


"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."


Puff! She's gone.


"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on
the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life."


Puff! He's gone.


"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want
those two back in the office after lunch."


Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say


Lesson 4


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"


The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."


So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.


Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up


Lesson 5


A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."


"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients."


The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating


some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night,
the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.


He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story: BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you
there


Lesson 6


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow
came by and dropped some dung on him.


As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.


A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly
dug him out and ate him.


Moral of the story:


(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy


(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend


(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

@ifyalways it's not hard to c dat u don't know wat it feels like tob loved.pele oooooo

goodmornin love how was ur nite.

@ifyalways i can c madam trashy is not up yet.

my dear don't waste ur strenght on dis no gooder just giv me ur love jare

ugly

hey aristoloe hw hav u been,where hav u been alday?

ifyknowall i purposely brought back the thread for the reading pleasure of new members and as 4 me and aisha mind ur bloody bizness busybody.

what if i touch u like dis and i touch rite dere tell me how u want it

it lasted bout 4hrs it was afriends party,met this drop dead chick got talkin one tang led to another dancin,kissin,touchin and all but out of excitment got i drunk and ended up throwing abusive words @ each other.

move on man

i prefer to kiss de lips between the thighs mmmmmm sweeeeeeeet

Thug Life:
giving you a Mouth Action??
you n mig must be gaylord

i said it migs and clemcy must b ass strikers or probably clemcy is an amaphrodite just curious

did i hear u call sweetie?

stale but still funny

@nightnurse thank u.

u welcome

hmmmmm u just wait till iget my hands on u and play u lik a spanish guiter cloud 9 is toomall

just relax cus i'm gonna giv de sweeetest taboo more than u can imagine.

the pleasure is all mine sweetie just call whenever u need me and i'll b dere.