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BrownRoofRep:
Who want to associate with that Sudanese terrorist?
Abudl Aminu Jubrin is a terrorist whose agenda is forcing his violent and skewed religion on others through their ever notorious Jihad starting from the Middle Belt region.

I hereby implore UNN & ICC to arrest that terrorist and save innocent lives.

He is not jubrin, he is a clone I spent days researching to know this is true

Yeah you guys know but so many gullible nigerians dont. One way or another they will stupidly vote in another 4 years of misery. Na sowore we know.

I thought your mumu yaff done, better tread carefully before your daughter gets jailtime.

Stop making stupid people popular

These guys will Do anything to stay in power. Election is near and suddenly buhari has found his voice. And this one has suddenly realised what is happening in benue.

Mouthgag:
You can continue arguing with your keypad

Lolz, he has gagged your mouth ni

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WORDWORLD:
"Oh, and then there’s this kind of guy:

“I wouldn’t take it up the ass for a MILLION dollars homie.”

Bullshit. Yes you fucking would.

There is nothing that indicates a man has thought less about the value of his time than a man who says he wouldn’t take a dick up his ass for some obscene amount of money. You are downplaying the equivalent of thousands of dollars and months of work at WalMart for a few hours of work. Any guy who says this sort of thing is lying on a scale comparable to “muscular guys are gross “ or “I find you more attractive without makeup ”, and perhaps lying harder than both of those statements combined. Then again, maybe he’s not actually lying and in fact just stupid, but either way this kind of financial incompetence isn’t something you want pumping sperm into you.

I used to have these conversations at work. I thought I was in the “I wouldn’t do something weird and sexual for money” school of thought, then this happened:

“Alfred, let me ask you a question.”

“What?”

“Would you let someone stick a finger up your ass?”

“It depends on the person.”

“Just a random person.”

“Probably not.”

“What about for $500?”

“Still probably not.”

“Really? I would. I think if someone came up to me with $500, cold, and put it in my hand, I’d drop my pants and make them stick it in.”

Seeing tangible money enables your thought process to appreciate the triviality or significance of what you have to do for it. Knowing the quantity of money and having a visual of that money or an understanding of what that money can do are very different things, because the human brain is bad at grasping large numbers. Bad to a point where people quote Joseph Stalin in a defeated acceptance of how bad it is. Bad to a point where xkcd had to make a chart for already smart people to grasp how much a trillion dollars actually is. If humanity was good at grasping numbers above 10,000, genocides would receive far more attention from the general public than individual murders. They don’t, because humanity sucks at this.

From experience, I THINK MOST GUYS WOULD LET SOMEONE FVCK THEIR ASS FOR $1,000 or less." ( According to AlfredMacDonalds)

EmekaBlue, shebi you say she be 'FEMINIST'. Na DOMINANCE she show Ooooo. You show her ur pr!ck and at the end she no even allow you DIRECT ENTRY. Hehehe she still DOMINATE bed sef. You sleep for edge. Chai....THAT WOMAN!!! Boss is Boss. Kam-Bura-Uba. Ami ke! She go bid Taya. I go tell her straight up ."MY PRICK'S WORTH IS IN POUNDS STERLING" and just a glance is blablabla. NA RESPECT YOU GO GET. You come comot towel for twenty Naira. No Babe even fit try that kind thing with me to start with. My JOHN THOMAS is out of bounds STRICTLY for my SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

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What a load of crap. I wonder why people like this think everybody thinks like them, they have the utmost difficulty not understanding why people act differently to what they assumed will be the outcome and are very quick to brandish the word stupid to people that think otherwise. Oga everybody is not the same, some people can sell their ass some downright can't a lot more people can't even stand the thought of it. Get that into to your cheap skull.

EmekaBlue:
A True story from a Nairalander.

Have to share this...Really happened i swear. Please ignore my grammatical errors


Just yesterday i traveled with my female boss to Owerri to meet a client who just paid us to discuss about the business MOU and sign documents.

After the meeting,we went to a hotel @ Owerri, Owerri really have nice hotels lined up if you have been there...so she suggested to save cost we just share a room. I had an erection already just hearing her say that. As a guy,i immediately said YES if its ok by u ma, She is a divorcee to clear the story' but always very serious with the company's business and acts like a feminist.

Getting to the room,she entered the shower,i tried to peep through by any means but no way. She came out properly dressed on pyjamas as she took her clothes for changing with her inside the bathroom. Then she told me to go shower, I went in and came out with the towel from the bathroom to change inside the room.

Now the main point of this story, To my surprise this my madam, i wont lie...A beautiful clean lady of 43years about told me to drop my towel down that she will transfer 20k to me if i do that...Guys i cant blame girls who do prostitution o...i was feeling shy, and like a man hoe,a mitch....But back of my mind i was like who hiding preek epp sef?! was what was on my mind...see 20k sara o.....She asked fr my account details and punched it immediately...i got the alert and smiled.

I couldn't believe i dropped my towel and was standing well erected like Adam in front of eve for like a min and she was just giving me a sexy smile

We didn't do anything last night,she pressed her phone for a while and slept off...I stayed at d end of one side of d bed,she at kinda d middle...I feel very shy now. Is that how u ladies feel?!

I swear i cant tell anyone about this but decided to share it on social media

Wow, I know you be feeling bad inside and this write up a way to heal by public endorsement. That guilt you be feeling inside is because you messed up acting like a pussy. A real man will atleast see her too or take her

newbie2018:
I want to thank my fans SMC, ZMC, CENTURY, ORL, BINATONE and too numerous to mention.
I also want to thank nairaland @seun for this opportunity, few months ago I saw a vacancy advertisement from @JFC for the post of a young handsome prolific striker, I applied and the rest is God's plan.
I will not disappoint everyone who put his trust in me.

ps: @Man Utd showed interest but I don't go back to my vomit, I love @cfc but I want to play for Juventus FC because my heart is with the Italian sexy ladies.

once again TY and I promise to share my first salary to all nairalander ladies below 18

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Nothing makes it special, that's why you are promoting it.

larion:
None!

There are better things for an adult to do with phone than to get entangled with candy crush.

Research on certificate to improve your career
Research on side business you can do
Engage in side business with your phone
Research on better job and change your present one
Research on better countries you can easily travel to and get a work permit, escape naija.
Research on how to be a better parent.
Research on how to be a better student.
Read the news, follow technology if you are interested.
If you want to relax, watch educative videos on YouTube, they are too much.

Engage your sef in better thing, change your mindset
If you are still a young man or woman, research on how to find better wife or husband.

We have to raise our levels, and when we raise that level, we have to raise to the next level.

Game on phone kwa? Except you are 13 / 14 years.

I know many will jump on me, but trust me....There are many things to do with your phone than games, even if you wanna relax.

You definitely have a point but so is watching tv or movies. If you loosen up a lil bit you'll discover there are games that actually impacts knowledge and connects you with really amazing people all over the world. Try quizup. Thank me later

mcyemite:
i love this game too but it requires good network reception and it consumes data..

That's right. It consumes huge data and it requires a fast network. On ios its over 1GB, reason why you'll hardly find Nigerians in it. But that game is the bomb.

Marvel contest of champions.(be careful its addictive)
Basketball stars.
Quizup

lwise:
You are so dumb, why do we have so many foolish people in Nigeria.
Instead of you to condemn the attack, you were here spewing rubbish.

Funny how people just describes themselves without even knowing it . Oga I am not the cause of your problems.

Me looking for the over 20 bullet holes.....

thaw:
Hello! That's not what honest campaign for feminism and patriarchal de-construction is about.
Females wear bikinis, two piece sports wears for athletics, wrestlers wear briefs.....c'mon.
Perverts though, will find excuse to oogle or....

You know...... comprehension can really be a problem. Feminism was not the only word used. I was trying to make a point. Your last sentence thou actually sounds moronic.

Daeylar:
Which woman is trying to live like a man?
Why are men always trying so hard make themselves relevant in anything that involves women?

So gender equality, feminism means women are trying to live a mans life. If you don't know what something means. It's not by force to speak on it, sometimes silence is best.


Next time you and your overinflated ego tries to say women are trying to live a mans life.

Chill, relax, "Take a deep breath, and say to yourself, men (including me) are not that important to a woman" it will help

Wow, but i dont get why you are this angry. Anyway sorry but What I said is fact. And please men and women are important to each other.

I have always maintained that the life of a man and the life of a woman is not and can never be the same. Women should stop trying so hard to live a man's life in the guise of many names like gender equality, feminism etc. This bovi question is just one instance put of a thousand others. Even among men everybody is not equal.

Stop making stupid people popular

Wait wait. wait. When? How? Where? They have not given me ooo.

Yeah I knew it would eventually get to this. What took them so long

Savage!!!

post=69484239:
Lol, everyone looking for 2 sure and 3 direct!
What a man can do, a woman can do better.
Baba Ijebu no go kill our people o!
Oh Lawd!

Thanks to people running the economy.

Kingsley1000:
you are an idiot sorry tony say this

Funny how original idiots be brandishing that word about. Oga it's not about Ahmed musa it's about which goal you think is best.

It's not about voting for ahmed.musa it's about voting for the best goal. Take your time watch all the 18 goals and vote for any you think deserves the crown.