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raumdeuter:
I am from Oyo State


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRZNZZZ8d38

Yes boss! No wonder you have mouth like...
I'm also from Ibadan

raumdeuter:
Thats how they turn logic on its head its like me bragging Ibadan people are the smartest and I cant show a full blooded Ibadan people thats smart

I am now showing you people that are Ibadan mixed with other towns as evidence of Ibadan smartness

English National team is 100% EPL they cant defend that but they want us to look at Belgium thats not 100%. Where we have Witsel, Naingollan Mertens, Carrasco, Vermalaen

Bros, what's it with you and Ibadan today?

The question says 1: create a function (which means write a simple function), 2: or the argument it receives (which means the function accepts a parameter)


My question, why did you decide to write a self invoking function, and also how do pass a parameter to such a function, without using JS closure?
Always keep your solutions simple.

function fizzBuzz (i) {
  if (i % 15 === 0){
    return 'FizzBuzz';
  } else if(i % 3 === 0) {
    return 'Fizz';
  } else if (i % 5 === 0 ) {
    return 'Buzz';
  } else {
    return i;
  }
}

Java in 2 months? Thanks for making me laugh

1bkaye:
I'm pro-marriage but I also don't think it's the end all be all to live a fulfilling life

In my own view also, marriage is not a must in every person's life, but if two people can make it work, it's a very good thing.

1bkaye:
What exactly scares you about it? Lol twas ok thanks

You welcome.
Do you mind sharing your outlook on marriage?

How was your NL sabbatical

looseweight:
His role as alfa in alayo is da bomb..

IAMLOOSEWEIGHT

True! That was the first time I saw him in a movie. Can't forget the scene where he told his son to push his car backwards, because the gear couldn't move to reverse position.

88natzy:
pls I need the video, how can I download it.

I download youtube videos with MACX Youtube downloader app, there should be such app for Windows pc, you may google it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vfrIgwXQjc

You all are killing the creativity of this thread!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWAGLkyxQG0

From Deadpool movie


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw

Talk is cheap, but there are 3 key positions Mou hardly gets wrong, which are: goalkeeper, center back and main striker.

aotlatitude:
guy, you don turn am to calculus

Lol, I was trying to simplify it

Mother of course.

Therasa -- T
Therasa's daugther -- D(T)

your daughter -- D(D(T)
This implies you are D(T) which is Therasa's daughter

It seems like nightmare from LVG's signings still looms over here, every signing or potential signing is now a risky one. We have lot of scouts here, lol.

Please ensure you inform your parents about it before you start meeting with wrong people who may end up leading you into dangerous paths. Don't start looking for ways to get out of this on your own, it usually doesn't end good. If you can't tell them face to face, find a trusted family member or friend to help you discuss it with them. At this stage in your life, your failure is their responsibility, no matter what. So they will find a way out for you. Don't throw your future away, endure the fleeting shame and do the right thing.

It will be clearer if you pasted the html code also.

BTW, you should replace the switch statement in the salute function with something like this:

  var hour =  new Date().getHours();
  if (hour <= 11) {
    greet = "Good morning";
  } else if (hour <= 16) {
    greet = "Good afternoon";
  } else {
    greet = "Good evening";
  }

diggz:
No offence taken at all. Thanks for apologising though.

Welcome bro

diggz:
Ooouch...!

You not nice...

I didn't mean to come off wrong, I apologise bro

diggz:
On NL or outside Nl?

If you are referring to cfc fans on NL,please do well to sample their thoughts on CFC thread.

Just so you know, I am a CFC fan,and I do not want to see mou succeed with ManU.

I was not referring to NL fans, most of whom have not even spent a kobo on a single original Chelsea merchandise before. I'm talking of people who buy tickets to support Chelsea every weekend

raumdeuter:
The mainissue most people have with him is that he supports LvG. He thinks LvG is the best coach for Man Utd at that time.

Is that the craziest opinion ever? No. I belong to several bayern forum where many thought LVG was taking us in the right direction (despite taking us out of CL spots)and they were tagged the Gaalians. There are people who believe Pep is the best thing that happened to bayern in the last 3yrs and some believe opposite. No one is right or wrong until they put their argument forward

There are some people who thought Mourinho was taking Chelsea in the right direction as they were moving from 1st to 4th to 8th to 16th and shouldnt have been fired

Most Chelsea fans, not some were actually in support of Mourinho, even till infinity.

Noob Saibot was coined from Boon and Tobias - inversion

Tanya was also formed from Tania, one of Boon's sisters

If Pap fails to win EPL in 3 yrs like he could not win CL in bayern, if Jose also fails to win EPL in the next 3 yrs, and both leave for another league(s), having successful spells thereafter. People will say Pap is an EPL failure. That's why he has something to prove, and not Jose who is accustomed to winning trophies in England

This is what some peeps don't know, deep down everyone knows that Jose is too good, such that even in the subconscious many can't imagine he needs to prove himself by winning the EPL. Everyone knows that if he doesn't win it next season, he definitely will season after. You have to see the reactions of man united legends pre and post his employment, to understand that magical special greatness people attached to him.

raumdeuter:
If we all start with IF's. If my Grandma had a peniss she would have been my grandfather and I might have been born to the king of Saudi and Bill gates Sister and inherited 1billion

There is no one that cant give if's

The LvG that you sacked, what if he signed Ronaldo and Messi, what If DiMaria and Depay didnt flop, what if Schweini and Shaw didnt get injured
What if he kept Van persie chicharito and Nani, What if those narrow draws had ended up in wins

We can all play the game of If's to no end

Lol, those are in the past, and they don't affect the immediate future directly. What if all the 1 0 wins ended in draw, lol.

raumdeuter:
No. There are few people on this thread who already see my view and agree its the most balanced. I am not expecting to convince anyone here

My point still remain the most balanced. We don't care about circumstances because everyone can come out with something

Both Pep and Jose are taking clubs with similar scenarios, same league same city, same rot, same fortune to blow.

Both Pep and Mourinho are expected to win starting from next season and failure to do that is failure for BOTH

If we start digging what if's we can also say Man Utd has a bigger tradition and have more players on the rise while City is a newbie and have more players on the decline

Life in itself is filled with ifs, nothing is absolute in this world. I wouldn't say your view is the most balanced, it's only the most narrowly scoped. I get your point, but you seem not to understand mine

raumdeuter:
My point is both coaches MUST win with whatever they get.

Mourinho has not even gone to the market you are already coming with "WHAT IF" scenarios. So if he fails it would be because he didnt get Ronaldo or Pogba

Both teams are known to spend, Both coaches regardless of what they get would be judged solely on the trophies they win or dont win by season end

Will it be wrong if I say you don't seem to see someone else's view

raumdeuter:
That would mean thats all he needs to win. Like he did at porto.

When porto won, they didnt have the most World class players in Europe

How come we are suddenly coming up with all sorts of "WHAT IF's" that are mostly applicable to Mourinho but not for other coaches

Most of you call Wenger a failure, you dont factor all these number of world class players, transfer budgets etc when you say that do you?

Or how many World class players and transfer fee have wenger spent compared to Mourinho for everyone to unanimously say Wenger is better

All the excuses that were not tenable for Wenger and other coaches are suddenly thrown up for Jose

I guess I was objective enough when I said vice versa, so I wasn't excluding only Jose. Mentioning Wenger, is another story I won't delve into.
If a coach has Porto '04 team, and also has Bayern '16 team, will you expect same output from both teams? All other factors being constant

raumdeuter:
If he knows he cant meet up with the demands then he should quit

What if the demand is also on Pep to play Iheabacho and Adarabioyo. at the expense of better players or he is told to make Demichelis and Navas world class players by force

If he cant achieve it then he should quit. No excuses at all for both.

Man utd want to start winning, City want to start winning both are in shambles right now

In the end, each of them will only be assessed based on what they are able to work with. I won't expect Jose to outperform Pep, if he only has 3 world class players in his team, whereas Pep has up to 6 in his team, and vice versa

raumdeuter:
I would prefer a no excuse setting. Both man Utd and Man City in the past 3yrs havent shied away from spending money and these 2 coaches are highly respected for management to give in to their demands especially players

Lets leave all the excuses and lets put both to the same standard anyone who fails or blinks first

We can also argue that Man utd has a bigger name and a better name recognition than City but lets leave story for now and wait till end of season for both coaches

What if there is a demand on Jose to play some younger players, where as Pep is able to get all established stars he wants? That's why I said we should wait till end of transfer window