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myfantasies:
Browse the Internet, play candy crush, watch cartoons

I do almost the same. I play games on phone or console, play chess online, work on my PC... I guess we'll make good friends with each other

myfantasies:
Welcome to the club

Thanks

So how do you kill 'boredom'

myfantasies:
I am thinking of going out more, try nd connect with people

Go to the cinema, d beach, any place where i can relate with people

I have been an introvert quite too long

Me too

refiner:
merry Sunday to u guys!!!....
will make this brief.....I never for a second regret ever knowing nairaland,I am more Dan glad.I was introduced to this lovly family by my brother last year and since den,its been fun all thru for me....
I am an introvert type,shy away from people,always on my own.....comes back from school,go into my room and sleep,wake up,eat,bath and go back to sleep or sometimes play games on my fone over and over again with little or no interest....nobody to play with,nobody to talk with(don't keep friends),nobody comes close to me cos I always frown my face anywer I go......infact my life was boring and weired.......

buh after finding out about nairaland by my brother,my life has truly changed for d better,coming back from school smiling,laughs out loud on d road wen I fink about some funny comments here,giggles to myself wen I remembers d bashing of some friends,people stares at me in amazement, guys and gals are nt scared to approach me,I now av a lot of friends......I no longer feel a thing after breaking up wif one guy or d oder,.....
nairaland is now like a home to me,wen I get depressed,I log in here,.....fank God for nairaland...God bless seun for bringing up this great forum.I knw am nt d only one nairaland has transform her life,and some of my friends out dere too,pls do share urs too......I love u all
lalasticlala.....pls let's here some testimonies from oder pals.
mynd44.

If all you said was true, then we share a lot in common.

Can't stop liking her

refiner:
am not Thomas joor...just wanna be sure......

oya go for me,den u name my prize....

I see, you are not Thomas, but will see the proof first before you believe.

You meant I should name the price first, before I go. By the way, my demands are lofty

refiner:
lol......must I go dere before I receive d answer... I will marry u if u can go dere and ask on my behalf

You seem to be a doubting Thomas who doesn't believe until she sees. If it's worth it, I won't hesitate to go there because of you, lol.

refiner:
y did dey come back?....has boko haram been defeated

Go to Borno and ask

I'm enjoying this new series titled Mrcork & Queenvalerie

AdeLaNa1:
Its called Tactical defending. Go to settings and switch it to Legacy defending!!

Thanks bro

I have a gamepad that came with the console, whenever I am marking with the gamepad, my player seems to move away from the opposing player with the ball. My other gamepad that I bought isn't like that. Is there a way I can fix the analog button issue.

Thanos:
Don't flatter yourself earthling. So you mean I constructed a verse that obliterated you in minutes?. Sounds like a compliment. If you want a rematch be my guest. We all already know what the outcome would be. Don't bother quoting me again. You are now a thing of the past

This guy

kr0ne:
Forap, ur rhymes spoiled it but u tried

Mvgt - Thanos!

Thanks bro.

Nice one Thanos, but you know you cheated ur way through. You spent almost an hour to review my script an restructure yours. I allowed it though, cos I underrated you, but you had to pull out all your archived rhymes lol.

PS: Everything I wrote was just for the fun of it, no snide aim at no one.

Mikuz, please open floor for voters

Where is this dude?

Hi, my name is forap… a lyrical monster/ you cross path with me… you ain’t going any futher… ‘cos I’ll leave you torn in da path/ ~thorn in da path—turning da path
If you dreaming of a win… time to wake/ the task is massive… don’t force it… or you end up late/

It’s funny that this poor fella could spend time to pen his wack lyrics/ he’s not skilled in dissing… so his writs are easily dismissed/
Lyrically I surpass his best effort even without trying/ my weapons are metallic… his plastic/ but if he complains of undue advantage… we just watch him throw his toys to the pram/

He cut corners… he goes at any distance with forced puns/… just to get the work done/
He sees a dude as an old lady he wanna take down?!!!... Dude is a brave fagg/
His Federer and ace line … is a slap in the face of tennis fans/but I’ll have them watch as I serve the loud mouth… bombs with precision like Raonic or Isner

Da nurse is a misfit in his craft… no one wants to see him playing around ward/cos it’s sickening… more so to sick ones/
He’s in the tourney ‘cos of his knack for dissing… oh I mean Ds in/He fancies bloody trips… like a bike man doing the wheelie/The guy is sluggish... he likes the long things… he is the patient dawg who eats the fattest bone/ ~willy

No teacher teacher nonsense… I’m not debasing here/ but my bars are clear enough for this noob’ eye to see how he’s been schooled in here/
He’s already failed in this text brawl/ he might consider audio brawl/ he should go through my verse first… so Imma help him get his core rec shone/ ~correction

liricyst:
lol
wasted it bruv...you would have used it in your verse

I have more in stock for him

mikuz:

lool

Thanos:
You can't kill a god. I'm immortal

Then I'll have to bury you live

Thanos, you seem to be eager for your slaughter, let me know when you're ready to ...

This game sweet pass mukina2 sometin...no offence.

Ilekeh:
Olorun maje!

Oga, e jor, e rin lo soke! Just waka pass

Lool, mi o duro rara

Ilekeh:
Ki lo fe ki n se pelu moto kan nigba ti mo ni garage mewaa?
Se o fe ki n gbe keke sinu garage mesaan to ku ni?

Garage mewa? Shobu melo?
A ho da adiye sibe fun osin.

Ilekeh:
Ah oga o. Se toasting ni yen abi epe lo n se simi?

Rara o, igbadun ni ti o ba gba, sugbon ti o ba ko, ni o le fa iya.

Ilekeh:
Who cares about wetin your baba get nau.

Iwo nko? Oko meloo lo ni?
Owo meloo lo ni?
Ile meloo lo ti ko?

Wetin my papa get na my own na, save his wife.

Mo ni oko kan
Mo ni owo die
Mi oni ile eyo kan

kayboy4y:
Omoge, kini password e. Jekin browse ile ishe e

Lool

Mo ni fe re
Baba mi ni oko to po
Otun ni ile to po
Ti o ba gba, igbadun ni (mi re mi do ...)
Ti o ba gba, iya ni. (mi do mi do ...)

mikuz:
I'd rather you keep it for your next opponent?

Cool, thanks.

mikuz:
I already closed this but you insisted I give him a second chance.

I thought he actually had a verse scripted, never knew that he is not serious. I didn't want a no show win, but now I'll have to post my no show verse.

I take it that puritan can't pen anything worth posting, which makes me winner by default.

Fayose is a lousy retardddd!

Thanks Mikuz.

Puritan, where you at? Let's post.