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Jokes Etc › Re: LMAO!!!... Nigeria Use Over 400M Condoms Annually by ForeignAgent: 1:11am On Jun 13, 2018

Too bad that the parents of the BMC fools of NL were too uneducated and destitute to afford condoms.

Politics › Re: Goat Painted In Army Camouflage Found In Sambisa by ForeignAgent: 1:07am On Jun 13, 2018

sarrki:
Do you observe that I always avoid ipob miscreants?

I observed that you always disappear whenever the mental inadequacies of the dull-ard are exposed, only for you to re-emerge with new lies in an attempt to deceive us.

You are well known as the LIE MOOHAMED of NAIRALAND.

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Romance › Re: My Bucket List....(nairalanders Share Your Bucket List) by ForeignAgent: 11:02pm On Jun 12, 2018

More of a wish list than a bucket list:

1. Create a new country.
2. Pull out of Nigeria.
3. Ensure 24 hours electricity.
4. Separate MUDSLIMES from Christians so that Christians can live in peace.
5. Entrench democracy.

Politics › Re: Meet Waliyah Abiola, Daughter Of Late MKO Abiola, Who Is A Music Artiste by ForeignAgent: 10:50pm On Jun 12, 2018

JandyJ:
Na lie. U be NPF

Nigerian Professional Fools?

Romance › Re: (Ladies): A Girl Can Never Truly Love A Guy Until He's Chopped Her Kpekus. Why? by ForeignAgent: 10:48pm On Jun 12, 2018

For most females sex is a deeply intimate and emotionally bonding experience, while for men it's usually just a physical thing.

I suspect that you probably lied to this poor girl when you were sweet talking her and you made her feel you were in love with her.

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Politics › Re: Meet Waliyah Abiola, Daughter Of Late MKO Abiola, Who Is A Music Artiste by ForeignAgent: 10:27pm On Jun 12, 2018

Gazzy88:
what agency do you represent, CIA or interpol?

I be free agent.

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Politics › Re: Goat Painted In Army Camouflage Found In Sambisa by ForeignAgent: 10:24pm On Jun 12, 2018

They should handle dullard-inho's relative with care.

After all, an intellectually disabled and mentally stunted cow is presiding over 200 million human beings and has even supervised the deaths of thousands of people in Benue and Taraba states just to preserve the lives of his fellow animals.

The first rule of survival in Nigeria today is that if you want to stay alive, you let the animals have their way.

Sadly, it seems that the "stubborn" people of Benue state are yet to learn this lesson.

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Politics › Re: Meet Waliyah Abiola, Daughter Of Late MKO Abiola, Who Is A Music Artiste by ForeignAgent: 10:22pm On Jun 12, 2018

See as she worwor like her Baba.

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Family › Re: Man Buys His Daughter N35m BMW, A Job, An Apartment For Graduating At 23(Pics by ForeignAgent: 9:44am On Jun 12, 2018

Just like that, she has become the most eligible single lady in town. Male hos stay away.

Politics › Re: Thanksgiving At Aso Rock Over Osinbajo’s Near Air Mishap by ForeignAgent: 9:02am On Jun 12, 2018

These poor idiots. An "air mishap" which is actually a failed assassination attempt.

MUDSLIMES are trying to get rid of OSINBADJO with the same methods they used to get rid of Patrick Yakowa in Kaduna state.

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Crime › Re: Nude Photos & Biography Of Woman Who Packed Ford & Jumped Down Mainland Bridge by ForeignAgent: 8:20am On Jun 12, 2018

So someone found this hoochie with an ugly body attractive? Nigerian men have no class.

Christianity Etc › Re: Picture Of A Mosque & Church Side-By-Side In Jos by ForeignAgent: 9:04pm On Jun 11, 2018

Spacko007:
All you children of hate always like to blackmail Islam, how many mosques are in the south compared to churches in the north. I visited an area in suleja recently there was noise pollution in the area because of the number of churches there.

Islam doesn't need any help when it comes to filthyness and immorality. Bad behaviour is synonymous with islam in same way that flies are attracted to pooo. I just feel sorry for Christians in the north like Leah shaibu for having to put up with living amongst MUDSLIMES.

Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Killed While Trying To Detonate His Bomb In Borno. Graphic Photos by ForeignAgent: 9:30am On Jun 10, 2018

madridguy:
Good for the bastard. Let dogs enjoy it remains.

Animal.

Why are you insulting your fellow "seeker" of virgin kpekus?

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Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Killed While Trying To Detonate His Bomb In Borno. Graphic Photos by ForeignAgent: 9:27am On Jun 10, 2018

Men, the hustle for 72 virgins is so real

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Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Man Commits Suicide At Mecca’s Grand Mosque (video) by ForeignAgent: 9:21am On Jun 10, 2018

Instant one way ticket to fvckland. The guy would have already knacked 52 out of the 72 virgins by the time this post was created.

Crime › Re: Hilarious Reply To An Alleged Illuminati Agent. by ForeignAgent: 12:34am On Jun 10, 2018

Miss French knocked on the wrong door. There are more than enough gullible idiots in the world for her to take advantage of.

Crime › Re: Pastor And Accomplice Caught Tearing, Burning The Quran In Kogi (photo) by ForeignAgent: 12:13am On Jun 10, 2018

Sarkin:
it's only Muslims comments that stup*d p*gs like you see abi?
Go and burn

The real stupid pigs are the MUDSLIME animals who kidnapped a little Christian girl and have refused to release her for several months.
These are the pigs who blindly follow in the footsteps of the most delusional "prophet" the world has ever known.

Crime › Re: Kaduna Tops Worst States On Kidnappings. See Others by ForeignAgent: 11:58pm On Jun 09, 2018

Sarkin:
STUPID Igbos AND CRIMES

The mother and father, king and queen of stupidity originates from one source only:

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Amused By Her Son's Kick Boxing Skill - Pictures by ForeignAgent: 8:54pm On Jun 09, 2018

Let him fight an area boy pikin from Ajegunle.

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Politics › Re: Why We Burnt American Flag At The International #qudsday2018 In Abuja: by ForeignAgent: 8:34pm On Jun 09, 2018*

You burned the American flag because you lack the guts to burn yourselves. But be that as it may, fire is still your destination.

Christianity Etc › Re: "After Joining The Christian Group,i Lost My Critical Thinking Skills!!!"-victim by ForeignAgent: 4:37pm On Jun 09, 2018

Two things:

1: You joined a cult pretending to be a Christian group. If it was really a Christian group, then show us the similarities between the group's behaviour and the moral standards set by Christ.

2: Secondly, it was your stupidity that led you to joining the cult group. So you already had no sense before joining the group. You cannot therefore blame anyone for losing your intelligence, because you can't lose what you never had.

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Crime › Re: Killing Others, Herdsmen Set Our House Ablaze, Took Us For Dead, Sang And Dance by ForeignAgent: 4:19pm On Jun 09, 2018

Sarkin:
If this is true may Allah destroy the herdsmen responsible. These days one can't know what to believe and not to for it could be another IPOB MEDIA USELESS PROPAGANDA.

I used to believe that certain types of utter stupidity could only be induced by Oshogbo weed. Thanks for proving me wrong.

Christianity Etc › Re: Ebonyi State Pastor Converts To Islam, Listen To His Testimony(video) by ForeignAgent: 4:01pm On Jun 09, 2018

Sarkin:
No matter what you trolls say over here, it doesn't change that Islam is the fastest growing religion and the way of God.
I am a Muslim and I reckon that that's why I'm such a good and well mannered person.

Good and well mannered like your "prophet"?

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