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safarigirl:
if it will give you sense, yes. But you're as hopeless as Alooser there, so no need

Choi! Only me be like O'Neal. Be like Tayo. Be like Alooser. Only me fa

LMFAO.

You are still a dearie tho. No matter what!

Lucremoy:
the cold is becoming unbearable.

Ma niggga. No be small sometin o

Zega:
This guy is an asslicker extraordinaire... Your deceit is so obvious.

And you also are a CORK SUCKER. A pro at that!

And what deceit are you on about??

Pheeeeew!

Finally up to speed with the thread. Need to go attend to some personal needs. Cold weather tinzzzz.

BRB

GHKWAME1:
They still deny it tho! Aside from Keittiza(Keitta and Eazzy) and Sellynando denying they straffed, do you know of other housemates who have come out to deny theirs?

Same here. But I don't know what to believe no more.

BTW Angelo and Bev also denied they forked. Sheet is all messed up tho

GHKWAME1:
Apparently its cool to FART your way to the top cos in previous seasons others have done same. KC MOOLA has to stop gnashing and join the farting Brigade.

Yep. And the earlier he did, the better for him. This year, the winning indices are farting and quarrelling. Last year, it was being holy and pastor like. So you see, we change the rules as we deem fit. After all we are NAIJA!

v24m:
One way information exchange

Oh! I see...

v24m:
not even FA the cuter version.

Mscheww.

ERM thanks. But no, thanks.

Fork Addict or Fork will be just fine.

On a second thot, would it be okay if i call you 2M? My fone cringes anytime i type v24m.

safarigirl:
Meanwhile if y'all thought the Macky2 goons were annoying last week with the X factor thing, you'll freak once you visit FB and see the way Team Tayo have colonised the comments section with 'Tayo the sexiest'. It's just over the top, must be because Tayo's peeps are free this week

Macky2 goons......... Team Tayo.


I would expect either Macky2 goons... Tayos goons. OR Macky2 Team..... Tayos Team.

Speaking as a United Nations Observer

spade:
Angola fhucked - Tatiana (with Richard)

Botswana fhucked - Tawana (with Munya)

Ethiopia fhucked - Betty (with Bolt), Danny (with some chic. Can't remember her clearly)

Ghana fhucked - Keitta (with Mildred)

Kenya fhucked - Nic (with Kim)

First-timer Liberia fhucked - Luke (with Jessica)

Malawi fhucked - Mzamo (with Leonel), Lomwe (with Kim)

Mozambique fhucked - Leonel (with Mzamo), Mira (with Luis)

Namibia fhucked - Meryl (straight sex with Mwisho, lesbian sex with Sheila), Jessica (with Luke), Luis (with Mira)

Sierra Leone fhucked - Bolt (with Betty)

South Africa fhucked - Abby (with Gaetano), Lerato (with Maxwell), Keagan (with Talia)

Tanzania fhucked - Richard (with Tatiana), Mwisho (with Meryl), Bhoke (with Ernest)

Uganda fhucked - Gaetano (with Abby), Ernest (with Bhoke)

Zambia fhucked - Maxwell (with Lerato), Kim (with Nic and Lomwe), Talia (with Keagan)

Zimbabwe fhucked - Munya (with Tawana).

Verdict: Naija finally carried last.

Dude this list contains some untruths. Keita and Mildred for instance didn't fork

safarigirl:
wetin you mean? If na finger, Bev and Ofunneka don go there, but if na the main koko....that day wey Bengelo dey tub is still under investigation. Na only our guys clean

True. Na only our guys clean. So make we go GT Bank go withdraw N1 million cos of that one.

safarigirl:
yes, I know it all and more people agree with my posts. You can't even see past your hate for Nigeria like your brothers hence you attack our rep senselessly. Even when people say good things about Nhlanhla, you've NEVER had a good thing to say about Tayo. Else post one good thing you've said of him. If forkadict can't see the scum that you are cuz you have your head stuck in his waste hole, the rest of us aren't blind to it

This is provocation for an altercation. But you know what, I'll click IGNORE!

spade:
This counts as an altercation

LMFAO. Yes it does. And very much so

safarigirl:
first one ke? Where were you when Sheila and Tati were getting their freaks on?

It was actually Sheila and Meryl.

Or is this skewed logic too?

safarigirl:
first one ke? Where were you when Sheila and Tati were getting their freaks on?

It was Sheila and Meryl.

Or is this skewed logic too?

GHKWAME1:
Charley I just chock it. Nothing to fight for this year, just reading and laughing out loud at hypocritical posts! Some peeps write epistles on how a housemate gossip, whilst turning a blind eye to the fact that what his or her favourite housemate knows best is to fart his way to the top.

LMFAO.

Just in case you haven't gotten the memo, WE SHALL FART OUR WAY TO THE MOOLAA.

Tayo for the moola. If you agree say AYE, against, say AYE. And the AYES have it!

Agbgift:
How can men sitdown like Hen that are about to lay, and start gossiping and draging one particular issue from dusk till dawn?
So irritating. I am actually begining to fell its because she didnt invite anyone of them to help her out.

I actually think so too. Like its such a BIIIIIIIIGGGGG deal for one to mesturbate. SMH

SilentBang:
Last nite was jst something else... Too bad mr 'T' was MIA,, goitse doesnt know what she wants and Idris was just acting his age, still cant understand why he was infuriated to da xtent of kickin down biggie's door lol #childishnonsense, and bout laveda na him bring da gurl cum bba?? Okay same country... And so phucking wat!?! The show is rated 18 only kids wld go ranting bout dat!... And trezagah z jst sumtin else lol telln idris that laveda masturbated jst wen tins re about to calm dwn and asking laveda that her bed is wet did she pour something there? Perhaps idris wld be getting a strike today who knws... And Alusa is jst an overgrown baby elephant, can gossip far beta than old market women cant wait for his eviction cum sunday, frankie z a very gullible kinda guy "big muscles bt little brain" cant take a stand, all in all i enjoyd da afta party chaos, wishd tayo was awake tho. Bt he was drunk and respected himself lol... Im beginning to like ndanda tho. And Mam bea wld be gettin 80% of ma vote for da week, ope today wld be half as fun as last nyt lol...

WORD!

I loved that about Tayo yesterday. Dude just went straight to bed. A respectable person should know his limits

Akshow:
U are sooo right. I'm wasting my remaing votes on her today. I mean if she goes is it madam alusa, frankie,trezega, kc, 265 we go de watch? Operation save Laveda.

God bless you and @Nobleandy

GHKWAME1:
KC Moore for the Moola!

KC Moore for the MOOLOO actually sounds better

Agbgift:
So a lady f**ked herself, now calls for insult?
She borrow any male d**k take do am?
She used her own avaliable instrument. At least no male will accuse her of infecting him with Hiv or Std (nando and selly), neither is she going to get pregnant by doing such. Why are d housemates angry about that?
For crying out loud, she is an adult . And as for those house mate castigating her, they should shut up.
If biggie should switch off all the cameras now, so many of them will self-service thier lives out.

In fact ahn, the tin tire me die. Like seriously? She forks herself. So what? I still find it difficult to believe that people can be this backward in their thinking. Going about the whole sheet like she murdered someone in cold blood? Nasty things those gossipping housemates are.

LaBellaMafiaZA:
I was about to write the same thing to ForkAddict. He is by far the most objective, without the extra emotionalism which makes it hard to relate to some posts.

Moving on...

I missed most of last night's action & I'm glad I did. Sounds gross. The fingering part while other people are in the water. Eww. Who wants to swim in another person's cvnt juices? Can't even find an appropriate facial expression for that. No gifs in this world can express how much disgusting that is. Just eww, eww & more ewws.

Thanks babes. I will never attempt to stifle anyone's opinion about any housemate. If we all agree, will the thread not be boring. Anyone should be free to diss any housemate without fear or favor. After all, I don't have a single cent at stake so why the fork will I develop high blood pressure cos of some housemate that I don't know from Adam?

safarigirl:
when his skewed logic favors you why won't he be the 'realest' person here? Olodo

LMAO @ when his skewed logic favors you.

The only reason my logic is 'skewed' is because one, I don't agree with you most of the time and two cos I don't express intense and orgasmic PASSION in displaying my support for Tayo like you do.

I like the calm Tayo ( or Fartayo as my homeboy kgr28 fondly refers to him). But if you expect me to now make supporting him a kinda job, then that ain't gonna happen. Its that simple

kgr28:
I was refering to @Safarigirl "fried brain" .

Man I think you are the most realist person on this thread!!

Gracias Amigo

dynamitee:
seems frankie is giving tayo the gist of what happened yesterday. Of all the days to get into data wah ala with customer care! Aaaaaaarrrgggghh

So what do we call this if true? Gossip or Gist?

v24m:
Hi Guys.

Yesterday was too much 4 me abeg.....I hope they all showered last night after all that confusion.

Tanzania should kiss ds competition goodbye, their reps no b am....sorry Forkadict. ...meanwhile dude can I just call you FA my hand cringes anytime I type ur name

Lexy sweetie hope you slept well last night. .

Its either Fork Addict or Fork. Nothing else is acceptable

Reincarnated:
Ahn anh o ti o. Forkadict, I miss your picture so?

Yes o. Where you been dey?

lumeviewscom:
Discussion continues... You can lead the long-necked 'beach' to the beach but you can't force water down her tiny throat. Both of them no try. Dem fit each other sef. Two mumus!

Nobody lead her to the beach o. Na only she waka come

I am not absolving my guy of his fork up. I am just saying that its admissible given his age.

A big shout to Mr. 265 for not allowing Idris get upstairs to go confront Laveda cos had he gone upstairs, he most likely would have been disqualified as I type this

v24m:
His tapping current. ..from Ella dey form looking out for my sister.

I no understand you o. Why are you talking in codes tho? Abi you dey fear naira land police?

Forwetinnah:
It's not a crime for a girl to change her mind about a guy. Maybe he just doesnt have what it takes to keep her, happens all the time.

And what does it take to keep a thin and long necked girl like that?

My point is she led him on for too long. A correct chic like Pokello wouldn't do that. The long and short of the whole story is that the beach is messed up. EOD

v24m:
You dey mind the oponu......see him using d duvet to hide the atrocities his committing wt hs hand.

Which kain atrocities? Abeg explain

Dannyxy:
probably because ladies are the last thing on my mind, even when I was younger, I never went all out, the ladies were doing the wooing, something like that.

I am not too far from idris bracket you know, I know what it's like, but the guy is letting the girl ride him.

Yup. The guy fall my hand sha