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MduZA:
why do you stress yourself so much?

Let him be.

Dude is our in house undercover CIA agent.

Recognize.

lumeviewscom:
I swear man!

Please you guys should stop disturbing this thread with photos that you upload for 3mins, 5mins, 2seconds on short notice. Shuuu! Wetin happen!!! With my skewed logic, I can categorically say that Fork Addict is one guy above reproach on this issue because he gave enough notice to everyone before uploading (although I still missed his photo due to my schedule. Bro abeg choose new date to post am again) but all these other sneaky posters doing what I don't even understand.

I never see one single poster photo from this thread (na the thing wey dey pain me be that), yet I will come here to see people making noise about uploading. If you are ashamed of how you look and can't leave it for a few hours then get the f*ck outta here with your photo and stop bugging the BBA thread.

hahahahahahaha @ SKEWED LOGIC

As for the pix. I will upload again but that will be when you and @Reincarnated are online at the same time. He has been kinda inactive tho. So fingers crossed

'Anytime I'm broke, I get sick. Serious.' Sipe.

Olosho tinzzzz

dre11:
Gotsie poem is boring to me

Azzzzzz in! OMG

Every word that drops from her ug.ly mouth is like my head being clubbed. My head don nearly scatter as I dey so

She even said that she's a poet and playwright. She wants to set up a poet/writers club in the house.

Orisirisi

ToyinDipo:
I think peeps should drop their funny job stories on here. Big deal?

There is something about internet, anyone can claim to be anything on any forum...So what's the point?

Just like that clown penisbee (abi na wet in be DAT him name again) was passing off as a Professor and being on Forbes list of worlds richest men

v24m:
You enhanced yours with those red glasses

Naah. Those were prescription lenses

dennisbee:
Bro, its no brag. Its a statement of fact. And pls notice tht I used "may" in my sentence. I'm cautious of my words. Although, I had to let the dude know tht being "a working class chap" is not the peak of achievement

Neither is being a Professor and being on Forbes list like you implied in your I'd.iotic post

Butterfly's turn...

Sounded more like rap verse. Maybe because of the way she rendered it. But in all, it sounded better than Goitses poem.

KC Moore be giving them a lecture on poetry

Arthur's poem sounded nice also. It had the eviction as its theme. Louis own too long kai. E be like budget wet those presidos dey read. But it still sounded better than Goatees own.

KC Moore read out Ellahs poem. That sounded nice too

Olodo Goitse was reading/reciting a whack poem to kc Moore, ellah, Louis, & arthur

Very meaningless poem. 'Talk about this, talk about that, talk about this that' Blood.y novice.

Dey lively for house, zero. Read better poem, zero. Date Idris, zero.

Useless beach.

KC Moore's poem was romantic in dimension and sounded much much better than Goatee's poem.

Arthur's turn...

Sipe is giving Frankie her hustling experiences. How she travels to Zambia for studio sessions and encountering so many obstacles. After a long while she was able to record a single that topped the radio charts in Malawi for a long time

@Agbgift, nice pix.

Those are the kinda pix I love to see on naira land. Raw, unedited, unenhanced.

I LOL anytime guys post studio, enhanced pix on NL. I be like if you can go that far for naira land, if na GQ or Vogue, dem ready go snap the pinshure for heaven

Why isnt any chic drooling about my homeboy Idris' six packs?

Dude was almost shirtless when he was cleaning the house up. As far as am concerned only 2 guys have six packs in that house Idris and Franke.

C'est finis

Any other guy packs no reach six

Choi! See my homeboy Idris cleaning the house like a domestic servant.

I'm glad dude is finally over Goatee. They were both in the kitchen while he was cleaning and dude blanked her nicely.

Way to go bro

dennisbee:
I'm cool, sis.
I'm a careful observer. I hardly post. I just come in to read, laugh and walk away. Perhaps some posts get so annoying tht you'll literally feel like stretching your hands through your phone to give the writer a hard knock. I'm like tht at times.
Its cool anyway. Thanks.

O jebi. E for no cool

v24m:
Faddict you nor dey tire choiii

Give it a rest to abeg, just over look some things. I can swear ur d quiet type in the real world

Omo men I no dey tire o. I ready drag am wit d murraforker.

I will def overlook when the foooool decides to act a little wise by overlooking.

As for your last statement, I can only LOL.

dennisbee:
While I agree tht everyone in life is virtually a student, cos we daily learn one way or the other, I won't fail to let you know that in your lifetime, you may never achieve half of what I have achieved, whether academically, financially, or even socially. Now, that's a fact! So think next time b4 jumping to hasty conclusions, and eventually let the world knw how lowly you reason.
I dont brag with my job.

LMFAO.

Id.iotic and dense student trying to pose as working class chap. LMFAO

OK you are so rich but the last time I checked, asssshole, you didn't make Forbes list of worlds richest men. And you are most certainly not a professor. So what that fork are you bragging about I'd.diot?

'I don't brag with my job' Abeg na who dash you job?

safarigirl:
Where are those my haters?

Ehen? We dey here. Wetin dey?

condralbede:
Lolz... honestly u are...at least to meeee

How will she not be important to you when you agree with her SKEWED LOGIC

Safarigurl:
the only insecure person in that house is Idris that feels the need to be around women. Goitse ain't feeling the boy, unfortunately, the dude she's feeling is queer

I assume the guy in question is Frankie. If so what then makes him queer? Cos I enjoy the guy whenever he is in his playful mood

dynamitee:
Tayo: Tomorrow is the end of October, then we will enter November on Friday

Honestly the first time he said it I thought it was a mistake but now, Navy academy just went down I secondary school ratings

You thot it was a mistake? Me thinks not.

v24m:
Get a wife then

Thanks for the advice. Please recommend suitable options...

v24m:
COPIED

Ok.. I should be asleep now, but I needed 2 hear these guys' conversation to the end... arthur, louis, nthlanthla, permithias, jj... so im just gonna give a summary of their conversation. Jj comes out of the room with his blanket like he's going to sleep outside, but he comes back in and someone asks if he's fine. He says he's pissed cos they r tryna make him look bad, nd by they, he means sam nd idris.
He says wen he got to the room, idris nd sam were on idris' bed nd he doesnt know wat they were talking abt but it seems they think he's being too hard on idris...
He also said to make matters worse when he was asking idris why he didnt come nd pour water in d jacuzzi for hi, samantha went 'ah ah' on him, that idris was only supposed to do house chores nd all... and he was angry that samantha was taking Idris' side wen he was actually trying to be lenient with him. Because according to jj, biggie actually called him to say he wasnt blowing the whistle enof for idris, and dat ppl werent supposed to help him with his chores ...(I don't believe any of this by the way)
Jj also says his major reason for being angry is that wen he got to the room all tired and stufg, he was expecting samantha to talk him to sleep, and be like so 'hey, how are u, are u good' bla bla bla... but of course sam was on idris' bed hehehe.... ok so he's chilling thinking she'll cometo sleep and they can catch up, but wen she finally comes she gets into bed covers herself with her blanket and all he can see is her mass of 'fine hair' from the top of her blanket, and he's just der chilling and facing the ceiling waiting for her wit an exasperated expression like really? But to make matters worse permithias passes by and hugs sam, and moves on, den butterphly also asks for a hug, sam gets up and goes 2 giv butterphly a hug as well, wen she goes back 2 her bed, she's like jay you too, and tries 2 give him a hug but jj is like no, not and does not return the hug... (this is wat leads him 2 pick up his blanket and head out of the room)
All the guys chip in and say idris is a kid and should take responsibilities 4 his actions and take his punishment like a man..
Jj gives d guys d impression dat idris nd sam r giving him attitude nd thinks he's using d punishment as an opportunity 2 get at idris..
Before jj came out, the guys were talking about tayo nd idris nd aw dey were very similar in xter nd dey diss ppl 2 make demselves look/feel good. Nthlanthla says tayo feeds of ppls sadness wen he disses dem and makes it look like its just a joke, of course arthur agrees and says idris is just a better version of tayo, but can also be as bad... then jj walks in and asks wat dey were talking about, andhe also adds his 2 cents as say his 2 enemies are d topic of discussion before he finds a way 2 bring up d samantha gist which I've tried 2put into summary in d 2 posts b4 dis.
Permithias says idris nd sam r trying 2 'mind Bleep him' and that he shldnt let dem nthlanthla says idris shld take his punishment like a man, since he could kick down doors...
Jj says he's done with samantha nd that he wont be as easy on idris 2day as he was wit him ystday... he says he'll be like 'yo! Kid, the toilet sink needs washing, I think someone pissed all over it, get to work' he also said samntha seems 2 b more interested in 'kids' and dat he hates mind games.. is plans are also 2 kip winning hoh 4 d next 5 weeks...
Pls note that throughout the duration of this convo, he kept referring to idris as 'the kid'

Ok guys gud yt, I tried as much as I cld 2 summarise, but trust me these guys had a lot 2 say since evetybody was asleep already...


Oh! They also talked abt 265, and goitse, and also d way 265 talks 2 butterphly...

Thanks for this update. I enjoyed it.

Lol @ JJs objective of winning the hoh for the next four or five weeks

v24m:
Hi Sweetie hope your good.

No mind that KC , the guy annoys me ehhhhh.

Meanwhile heard JJ, Eckankar, Authur, Promiscuous were discussing Idris and Tayo last night. Who has the low down.

Enjoy your day Faddict, Dannyx, Labella, Ochon, Goodgirl, Safarigirl, Kslib, Spade, Forwetinahh and others.

Enjoy your day too madam.

***I for put sweetie but as you don call another bobo sweetie nko?***

alexumeho:
HMMMMM "in Biggie's Voice" The way this KC "wwhore" is gumming with 'madam beauty queen" leaves me to wonder if he actaully has a wife as he claimed!!!!

Good morning my beautiful people!!

V24m.....
ochon
F adict
Forwetinnah
spade.

Wish you all a splendid day ahead!!

Good morning sir. And thanks for the mention.

*****This one wey ' husband' and 'wife' dey always greet us every morning. Na wa o.****

14:
Tswana ladies are like that, very jealous and control freaks. Thats why most of them end up single or single parents because they dont waste time to dump their men without putting kids into equation.
Dont even think Nhlanhla will continue with Sheilah outside, it will never happen, he cant stand her outside the house. This relationshp is just for show only, after the show it will be all over.

I hope so too. For the sake of his sanity.

Thanks for clarifying. I learnt somethin

Abeg I dey off my TV dey go sleep. I'm not feeling these girls gist Abeg.

By the way, see as Ellah and KC cuddle for bed

Thank God.

Goitse confessed to being friends with a guy she was into but who told her that he wasn't interested in her but he was interested in her friend. Hahahahaha

I always knew the beach was insecure

Goitse and Sheila be forming fly chicks. Talking trash about how they aren't impressed with material things and effizzy.

Abeg make dem shattap

Snipe says she doesn't give a flying fork about hot guys. That she wants responsible guys.

Are you sure this chic aint a naija chic? Olosho tinz

How on earth can 4 grown men feel comfortable chilling in that bath tub they call jacuzzi?

SMH

GHKWAME1:
@forkaddict, I am free

Yaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which prison were you sent to? Maximum security or medium security? I served my term in maximum security. Bros it wasn't easy.

Glad you are now freeeeeeeeeeee