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Forwetinnah:
Haaa!! You haff already comot the pix nii Me no view yam hioo!!! Don't tell me I missed such an epoch making event , infact my boss deserves a query for this...where him dey sef Booosssssss!!!

LMFAO.

Your boss fork up. Tell him to explain why disciplinary action should not be taken against him for forking up.

But bros, na 15 minutes i talk na

waxdude:
hahahhahaha, last year on this thread almst evry1 did it nd evn voicenotes...buh dis year..dunno

Really?

@Ochon also mentioned something like that. But that must have been after the show or close to the end of the show right? Cos that thread was still very much active long after the show

shezy:
thought you said 23-10-2014..13.00 for 15mins.waiting til 1pm.you no do well ooo

Exactly. 13:00 CAT (Central afrian time) this means 12:00 Naija time

And todat is 23rd October 2014

Ewoma45:
eyah sorry ehn. Nuh b me do u bad. Jst accept am say I b 5"9. Still on still, ur mouth na pomo like structure

K. I don accept am. LMAO @ pomo like structure

Ewoma45:
. Forkaddict bro, 2 of us na heightmate o.

For where?

After you don knack 9inch stilletto you con dey claim 5ft 9 inches

Forwetinnah:
....but I like that song I no lie you o

Me sef like am

Ewoma45:
lol.choi! E dey sweet me o. C as fork dey reply calmly. Hope say u nuh dey cry o. Today gud o.

LMAO.

LaRoyalHighness:
forkaddict... Just glad that we can now rest (1). Btw... You must be a short man...@all the noise you have been making (2). I was expecting a teenager sef..(3)





moving on...(4)

(1) I'm glad as well.

(2) Well, I'm not. I'm of average height. 5ft 9in to be precise.

(3) No comments. Your opinion which you are entitled to.

(4) Very much so.

alexumeho:
HMMMMM! I am seeing stricking resemblance with MR 263/Alooser and this Forckadict pic.....just saying!!!!

LMFAO! I don die o

StateOfMind:
@forkadict, I was looking forward to dissing your pot belly, but you played a smart one by uploading a selfie . No eyes, no dentition, no height, no tommy to diss. Hehe. No comments. .

You want pix wey go show my eyes, dentition, height Nairaland don turn GQ? Abi Vogue

tng:
@ forkadict

Finally! To think i actually sent a reminder for this. Its all good though.

Hope u would still contribute to the thread and nairaland. Dont leave just yet.

LOL @ setting a reminder for this.

Well, i still intend to. For the remainder of this season that is. Old age is fast catching up with me so I need to step aside in due course...

Ewoma45:
Ehen forkaddict y is ur nose so wide aka oxygen collector nose? Do u wanna suck up all the oxgen? na yab o.

Choi! I don die

Dannyxy:
but fork addict, you na my bros, you don old oh. kaii


bros I twale!, don jazzy baba

So you tink say i be small pikin

Gogetta:
Oga, why u take shades cover face na? Sharp looking tho.@forkadict.

It was sunny thats why.

Thanks.

Dannyxy:
fork addict, crazy man , na u b dis, u resemble person I know, u dey stay for abuja?

Abuja ke? lailai.

I be lag boy o. My palace dey palmgrove area

Ewoma45:
Finally! We fit hear word nw. Forkaddict, c ur lips. Be lyk those thick pomo.........is yab I yab o I did not insult u.dnt take it personal

Choi! i don die

maingwaest:
. Not bad.

Thanks.

safarigirl:
well, you look older than I envisaged . Ochon come see the pic o

So you think say i be small pikin?

waxdude:
see u .....,so na dis guy dey yab person like dis... , why u no remove ur glasses , nice pic

It was sunny thats the reason why.

Thanks.

orirebaby:
Seen....not bad tho

Thanks

What has to be done, has to be done. Done!

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So folks, this sheet will be going down in an hour.

Watch this space

alexumeho:
It seems he poured out both spe*m and his brain , because since then he has been acting funny........#just saying#

LMAO

alexumeho:
It seems he poured out both spe*m and his brain , because since then he has been acting funny........#just saying#

LMAO. Chineke!

Countdown to Fork Addicts photo viewing session: 5Hrs, 0 mins, 0 secs

A few points to note tho:
1. The pix is a selfie
2. Its def not a high definition kinda sheet. It was taken with my BB bold six which has almost packed up
3. Its devoid of any form of enhancement. No make up, no Foto shop, no sheet.
4. It will be hosted on my profile and shall remain there for just 15 mins after which it will be pulled down.
5. Abeg make anybody no look Uche face. Make una yab me die.

Until then folks, watch this space

Psychedelia:
Finna give you VIDEO instead.
Follow this link, and check out the shower hour clip: https://www.nairaland.com/1879087/big-brother-africa-hotshots-official/148#27050140

Even my former crush, Motamma;, has nothing on this girl.

Dude, I think I know your spec. You seem to be a hips and asssss man.

Flossing tinz

safarigirl:
forkadict, your babe barb gorimapa ontop this task o. Na so Biggie don do her strong thing
Make housemates just go open Nhlanhla belle if dem dey find food

LMAO

about Sheila, I feel sorry and pained for her.

As for Ndanda, since the show started, he has been acting like their food bank. Helping the housemates store the food. Now just like the bank, the housemates will be withdrawing their food in instalments. Lol

forkadict:
Frankie fall commit stage again.

Abeg big brother, these clowns deserve to lose their wager

Thank you big brother. They did not deserve to win

Frankie fall commot stage again.

Abeg big brother, these clowns deserve to lose their wager

waxdude:
wetin happen to dem? aint watching sooo update plzz

As Arthur dey demonstrate dey go, na so he nack the book commit butterfly hand. Meanwhile, she dey read out from the book. But she covered up the flaw quite well if you ask me

adebisicutie:
Giving each Country 2 housemates isn't a good idea in my opinion, I see some Klarr Klarr fans trying to throw Sam under the bus. I actually like Sam

Why the fork they choose that glutton over the beauty beats me

Tayo appears to be a HUGE Tufaces fan. Been bursting Tufaces songs for the past fifteen minutes or thereabout

Just tuned in now and saw Ndanda shaving Sheilas head and I'm like what that fork! As in WHAT THE FORK!

No be low cut o. Na GORIMAPA! Choi!


First time I'll see Ndanda awake and not having food or drink nearby by the way.