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I'll advise BIG BRO to organise Big Brother Food network. Nlanhnla will win that one eassssy.

If to say he dey use the energy wey he dey take chop hustle for money, he for don rich like Dangote

lumeviewscom:
I dey fear to quote people these days... Na wa sef!

Person go insult your life over harmless remarks. I have been preposterously accused of failing 'O' level English.

Later, they will level preposterous accusations at Tayo that he is too aggressive... Pot preposterously accusing kettle!

I rest my case.

Feel free and do you bro. Or just ignore if you feel up to it. But i think the air has been cleared tho

safarigirl:
@briareous and semid4lyf, abeg come ban this mofo. Dude is looking for who he'll drag into an eediotic spat

I for engage the murraforker but men the beans wey I chop for prison still neva commot my body.So I'm not in a hurry to go back. I gast to just free the i.diot

Many BB editions back, I envisaged presciently,that a time would come when thegrand prize would be as high as 300USD or even higher. But I NEVER imagined that a time would come when most of the housrmates will be dads and mums and marrieds. This ridiculous trend started a few editions back and it degenerated so rapidly to what we have today. I'm positive this is contrary to the vision of the BB forefathers.

If this sheet continues unchecked, then one may logically expect that in the future when the grand prize increases to say 500USD, most of the housemates will be GRAND PAS & GRAND MAS. Then BIGGIE would summon housemates to the diary room to inform them about their GRAND PARENTAL STATUS.

Endemol and DSTV/MULTICHOICE had better checked this ug.ly trend

Nuff said to the i.diots

kgr28:
Man!! I was wondering what happend to you. How was the prison life?

We need to launch the commission of enquiry againt the MOD!

Bro. Life behind bars was hell. It was a MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON.


NOW TO BB HOTSHOT:

My top 3 finalists in no particular order are Idris, Esther, and Tayo (if he behaves himself tho)

Psychedelia:
Ever since the sham nominees announcement that happened on Monday, I've found it really difficult to take the show seriously or even tune in for 10 minutes.
Just like I promised on Monday, I haven't cast a single vote, and I probably never will for the rest of the show's duration.
If such a terrible goof could be committed by the organisers (with the total number of camera men, writers, observers, sound engineers, network managers and presenter involved) and it could take them THAT long to correct their error, then it means the so-called organisers never took the show seriously to begin with. And if the organisers don't take it seriously, why should I?

I'm not deeply invested in the show anymore.
I'm over it.

hey bro. Abeg wetin happen? Nack me tori abeg

ochon:
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LWKMD!! ForkAdict, come and see an example of a longàss ban.. It's this semid4lyfe that banned Itsmodella's "Wattabambam" account for almost 80years, last year. That nigga can ban for the whole world. LMAO!!

Bobz, i don see am. Just speechless. So you mean they just ban at will and no one checks their excesses? Na wa o

But Tayo fork up sha. He said tat Davido and Burna boy are aboutthe same height. WTF!

***FORK ADDICT'S PRESS STATEMENT ON HIS RELEASE FROM PRISON AFTER SERVING A 120HOUR SENTENCE***

Little wonder why Naija is a messed up joint. Its because we screw up the easiest and most basic issues. We specialise in turning into rocket science, elementary issues that could be fixed with a little common sense. Case in point, the sick mod in here. If you are going to jail (ban) someone, common sense and courtesy dictate that the jail bound criminal should at least know the duration of his sentence. A simple PM stating the criminals offence and for how long he will be jailed will suffice but our mod has clearly demonstrated that indeed common sense is not common by bundling my assss to jail and releasing me without a word. Abi na dictatorship you dey run for here ni? FYI, na democracy we dey o.

Going forward, any murraforker takes a swipe at anyone related to me then, it will surely go down and dirty. Since refraining from doing same still earned me a prison term anyway. So why the fork should i not strike back at the culprits relatives too? Ive served two jail terms already. Jail doesnt scare me no more. Only DEATH ROW does now.

And as earlier promised, my pix will be uploaded for the first time on 23rd October @ 13:00 HRS (CAT) and will be up for only ten minutes after which it will be pulled down and the stepping down of my active participation on Nairaland will follow shortly afterward.

Oga MOD, I am still very very loyal to your government o. The thing pain me gaan ni.

SIGNED:
Ex convict Fork Addict

njokusboy:
Lolzzz....
Ur sister u mean?
I'd ask ur mum when I see her in the evening since you don't want to tell me...

YAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWN!!!

This is getting boring. So for the sake of sanity of this thread, I will not indulge you any further. Beside, its time for me to go make some money. while I am doing that, please continue trolling me on nairaland.

But in the meantime, my regards to ASIA NJOKU.

****FARTS RIGHT IN NJOKUS BOY'S FACE AND FORK ADDICT EXITS THREAD****

he he he he he he he he

Psychedelia:
Who is Asia Carrera?

Nobody bears that name.

THE CORRECT NAME IS ASIA NJOKU. A REPUTED POR.N STAR ACCORDING TO NJOKUS BOY (abi na wetin be dat hin useless moniker again)

he he he he eh

Psychedelia:
Who is Asia Carrera?

Nobody bears that name.

THE CORRECT NAME IS ASIA NJOKU. A REPUTED POR.N STAR. ACCORDING TO NJOKU'S BOY (abi na wetin be that hin useless moniker again)

he he he he he he he he

njokusboy:
You should know her nah, she is on ur profile not mine...
But why ur older sister nah

Yep. shes on my profile.

But i repeat ask her. she will answer you. I.diota


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njokusboy:
Please i need you describe your signs of impending org.asm. How does your body react when you are about to or when you actually cu.m? Apart from all the crap one reads online, the truth is many guys can not tell when a lady cli.maxes. I have heard guys boast of how they made a lady cu.m like 10 times and i would be like what tha fork!




Dis dude is worse than I though

he he he he he he he he he he

Give me some more.....You daf.t and joblessss thing

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njokusboy:
First tell me the name of the babe on ur profile... is she ur older sister

I said why dont you ask her who she is? Idi.ota


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njokusboy:
Forkadict

That babe on your profile, what is her name...
I no sabi dis one oh... na only Asia carrera I know

Why didnt you ask her who she is? IDI.OT

njokusboy:
Folks,
I don't underestimate the volume of knowledge available on NL. So please are there any tricks in the book that can enable a guy fork a chic that is HIV positive and still not contact HIV? any drugs one can take before or immediately after the act and still not contact HIV? i ask because I see the condom as a burden. I use it if i have to but i must confess, not all the time

PS: I asked for advise. Not insults. Let's try and be civil with this please. Cos if anyone insults me, then i reserve the rights to insult the person right back.

LADIES ND GENTLEMEN, THE KID IS SO SEXX STARVED HE DOESNT MIND FORKING SOMEONE WITH HIV.....
DIS EVENING WHEN I SEE YOUR MUM ROASTING HER MAIZE, AM GONNA TELL HER...
Chais FORKADICT

https://www.nairaland.com/901091/hate-using-condoms

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Idio.t had to go thru my profile. Why? You want to be worshipping me?? LMAO

SO whos the jobless one between us both You are sooooo irrelevant and worthless to me that I have NEVER AND WILL NEVER LOOK UP YOUR PROFILE. NOT EVEN IF I WILL GET PAID FOR DOING SO!

iD.IIIIIIIOt!!!!!
HA HA HA HA

njokusboy:
The rantings of a depraved and sexxuallity frustrated kid....
Why did they have to make the curtain transparent in that one room apartment you live with them...
Why did your neighbour's daughter in ur face me I face u play around half unclad...
Why was the bathroom door full of so many holes...
why did they forget the remote control
Why can't you make a single sentence without fork..

Kid, Embrace who you are, wear it as an armour... you are FORKADICT...

I ain't responsible for ur messed up childhood...

my regards to ASIA NJOKU. Tell her that it shall be well with her.

@All,

Please what time is the presentation today? i don't want to miss it. Nothing should make me miss it. Not even those rants by njokus servant

njokusboy:
Lolzzz, you are jobless and sexx starved... Even ur signature says it...

"If u ain't talking about fork, make it brief"

You are a serial wankster, even your name says it...
Am beginning to think it's genetic....
Thank me for helping your ministry...

This description above fits you perfectly. To the extent that you cram por.n actresses names? DAMMMMMN! And to think you couldnt pass WAEC?? You no fit pass WEAC but you fit cram porn actresses names and biographies. MISGUIDED, DAFFT FOOOL

YOU ARE PATHETIC BOY!

njokusboy:
Are you done googling her.... I know you lyk what you saw....
I asked you to go watch po'rn when u were wanking on this thread..
You should be thanking me for the expo...
BTW, do you disturb ur dad during his siesta...
I think not
Now run along boy

Me? Google ASIA NJOKU? for wetin na?? You think I'm as jobless and sexxx starved as you are.

hehehehehehehehehehe

GHKWAME1:
Me? How? How can I deliberately unfollow you when I sent you a pic on eid day at our hangout? The day I will vote for someone on any competition will be the day Shekau converts to Christianity; D.

LMFAO!!!!

I see you bro. I see you.

njokusboy:
It's Asia carrera, she used to be a po'rn star until 2003... I guess you already know dat...
I see a lot of ar'se, I don't need to watch em...
I dropped it for kids lyk u, now go get busy and let me be... Mama should be at work by now
Njokusboy is not ur mate...

Haaa Mogbe!

You sabi her so tey you dey even lecture me about her biography. LIKE I GIVE TWO FORKS?

You are one highly disgusting and messed up boy.

YUCK!!!!!!

njokusboy:
Lolzzz, kip jerking off my post...

When I was typing dat, I knew you'd jump on it...
You should learn how to address ur elders...
Asides hiding the remote control, ur parents also forgot to teach you some manners...

Please go and watch asia njoku or what did you call that por.n actress' name again

hehehehehehehe

njokusboy:
When a lady dances naked in the village square, we say she is entertaining, when our daughter or sister does the same, we scold her...

Asia carrera, the por'n actress may be hot to some people but they don't want their sister to be like her...

Hope that explains it

Lmfao!!! This idi.ot be accusing me of porn addiction, yet he could quote the name of a porn actress in his analogy.

I dont even know any porn star by name. Talk more of knowing the name and surname. This id.iot does.

BLOORDY HYPOCRITE

Jesusculture:
I'm pro sexual chastity, by that I mean I don't belive in sex before marriage, having children out of wedlock, adultery, polygamy n all forms of sexual immorality n pervasion dts just me, its based on my moral n religious beliefs, dt said I wouldn't force my beliefs on anyone. We all have free will n I believe evryone has a choice to choose dr own path, I also don't believe in playing God as well as don't support moral, religious double standard and hypocrisy. Making moral selections, or measuring what is morally right or not using biased moral barometer, is something i find unsettling. What Mira did is no different from Tayo getting his girlfriend pregnant out of wedlock. Like I said I don't support immoral behaviour at the same time won't play God. Dts just my opinion

WORD!

WORD!!

WORD!!!

Why cry over people who bleeped like say na you borrow her the pussy wey dem fork. Nigerians can be so biased and dumb when analysing issues.

The owner of the pussy that was forked has since moved on. You are here, crying over the act 12 hours later.SMH!

Psychedelia:
"It wasn't too late for her to kiss 2 guys in the house," he says.
Nhlanhla just cuckolded Sheila right in front of Africa and nobody's complaining.
The Luis wey she fhuck with nko?

Dude, let's just drop the one-sided moral tirade and enjoy the show for what it is.

I already slammed Nlanhla

njokusboy:
Lolzz, so u actually watched dat tin?

As for the second one, you don't look, you just mind your business, Tayo was singing to focus... After 2 weeks u begin to get used to it...

yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen

WINCH

GHKWAME1:
Which if the two housemates do you think Ghanaians should vote for?

Maam Bea without a doubt

wo1F:
But wait ooh, Less than a week, niggas are already fvcking. Reality show my ass! Some girls haven't still let me fvck them even after 2 years of serious hardwork and sustained campaign.
Now that's reality

Hell no bro. That right there is the true reality show. Your case is true HELL FIRE.

Dannyxy:
so Mira na pretender?, I hate to hear this kind thing.

I hope they used protection sha, because bringing a child to this world, conceived out of of a moment lust is a terrible thing...
when will some get girls even have sense?, no shame and dignity at all, and it's all this so called good girls that keep doing it,
from Talia to Betty to mira, even that girl,
ehmm(that girl that slept with luke in star game) they are all pretenders, I am starting to be scared of this so called "good girls". crap!

How is Mira a pretender? You only had a wrong judgement about the kind of girl she is. Not that shes a pretender. Those are 2 different things

Akshow:
I love to twerk cos twerking is my remedy. When I twerk twerk in d room every one stare.

Esther oooo
Hahahaahhahahahaha

True. i feel she can go toe to toe with Lillian in twerking. The only thing is that Lillian does hers incessantly. She fit dey twerk as she dey sleep sef. esther isnt like that. But if we base the contest strictly on the art of twerking, then I give it to esther.