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ninnyanny: Ouch,bev didn't know she was asking angelo for sex last night. She just asked him what happened last nigh! Hmmmmmm

I saw she was drunk. But i wasnt sure she was conscious of what she was doing. I just wanted to be sure cos it didnt make no sense to me. I was like, did this girl know she was on air at all? Why was she sounding so desperate to get forked in the house? Now i understand why. But why come close to alchohol when you know you cant handle it well? na wa for Beverly sha.

ItsModella: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elbow_grease

daz all.

I checked it out but it didnt corellate with the context in which you used it. Check this out:

http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/More+power+to+your+elbow!

Daz all.

v24m: Best Response ever, in short just copy and be pasting this statement no matter what they say.

Hmmmmm. Not a bad idea. i'll give it a try.

[quote author=C'est moi]abeg,no insult me o bt i find u calling itsmodella a wh.ore very condescending.im suprised she took it lightly! haba! In other news,d last time i checked,d guys were playing football in d garden.[/quote]I thot you were conversant with happenings on this thread? Why will i insult you when you didnt insult me? I dont roll like that. I never make the first strike. Quote me anywhere.

As for your question, well i owe no one no apologies. When you go out of your way to insult someone, expect anything in return. And i mean anything. That game is very dirty. There are no rules.

Thanks for the update. i'm trusting you for the DS of housemates. particularly Melvin.

Thanks.

ItsModella: Abeg, just leave am. It's because I was in a good mood

Yeah right.

Please can anyone provide me with updates please? As in diary sessions?If you cant provide all, kindly provide Melvin's.

Thank you.

ItsModella: 1. Your lines sucked....it was a waste of time responding to your overused lines.

2. Thanks.

(1) Yours werent brilliant either.

(2) You are welcome.

ItsModella: (1)Ehen, on to more important things jare.

(2)Now that Bimp is the new HOH, what will be his duties?

(1) Exactly. Now you get the point. Insulting Fork addict isnt a wise thing to do. Now you suddenly realised that you need to move on to more important things?

(2) I guess the regular duties with the exception of the save and replace. That is even assuming he will still be around to discharge his duties.

ItsModella: none at all, fool

classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.

Area Mama.

That place must be sooooo hot by now. Jeeez. 5 customers in less than an hour

ItsModella: I mean, is this nigga trying to say he's never heard of the idiom "elbow grease"? LMFAO!!! How pathetic

Ogbologbo. Mama the Mama.

I can see business is booming. How do you cope by the way? More grease to your elbow.

ItsModella: you are a ho, 2 male customers are waiting for you, you just had a quickie, how is the ho business....blah blah blah

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0525znBSI1qg7qtto1_500.gif

The recycled lines are boring me now.

Like i give a sheet whether you are bored or not Get the fork out of my sight is all i care for. Beach!

ItsModella: What's the difference really between a ho and a fork or should I say a sex addict ??

You asked the forking question. Answer it.

ItsModella: 1. Very well and the cycle will continue.

2. Eediotic posts about which housemates in particular?

3. You are unbelievably dense. Do you want to say that you have never heard of "more grease to your elbow" or you do not know that it is also correct?

Sharp sharp, you don finish With 2 guys? You be ogbologbo.

Okay, please keep adding more grease to your elbow. As your elbow don turn to crankshaft so.


Let the forking cycle continue please...

dominique: The housemates are in the lounge talking about tatoos and piercings and tatoos. Bev said naija girls love to pierce everything piercable. They pierce ears, nose, eyebrows, navel even dimples (where are these girls abeg? I hardly come accross such). Angelo and Elikem talks about the time it takes for their tatts to heal and how long it took. Talked about how painful tatoo removal is that's why its very silly to tatoo the name of your bf/gf on your body. Melvin was the learner asking all the questions
Now Melvin, Dilish and Elikem are discussing how they will handle their newly acquired fame, Angelo has kept quiet. Bev and Bimp has moved to the garden to smoke. Cleo is no where to be found

Thanks for this.

ItsModella: Exactly. When you make snide remarks about the Melvin extremists, is that not attacking posters as well? remind me. Nobody would even be wasting time on your sorry asss if you made constructive criticisms.

Listen son, if you can't take the heat, get the fvck out of the kitchen.

You done with your customer already? That was a quik.ie. Sorry, a quick one.

FYI, Fork Addict remains in your forking face till DAY 91. Deal with it.


Shhhhhh. Another 2 male customers are at the door. Run along now. Don't keep them waiting.

[quote author=god_of_music]Ahan? All this insults just becoz of a reality Tv Show?? Haba! Fork adict is really BITTER and UNWISE![/quote]Noted. And thanks. Anything else you got to say?

ochongonoko: . I though you won't see the struck out part

Fork addict sees everything. LOL


Well, except for very rare instances.

ItsModella: What an irony!! Between me and you, who is more frustrated? I believe everyone on this thread knows the answer....ewu somalia.

I could be more frustrated but i aint a ho. Most def not



Shhhhhh. There's a customer at your door. Please go tend to him.

ItsModella: 1. I don't give a fork about that. If being in the BBA house means Melvin is open to insults, then being on this thread means you are open to insults afterall majority on here represent various housemates.

2. Really? When your posts are filled with first grade bullshit?

3. Very well then, I still can't be bothered. Infact, more grease to the elbows of the Melvin extremists.

(1) No P. You or any other murraforker attacks me, I'll respond in kind. Simple.

(2) All your eediotic posts about other housemates werent filled with first grade bullsheet right?

(3)More power to your elbows you mean. LOL @more grease to your elbow. Like say una elbow na crankshaft wey mechanics dey grease.

This only confirms the saying 'You can take one out of the bush but you cant take the bush out of him' Upon say you dey obodo oyinbo, you still no hear oyinbo. SMH

ItsModella: It's funny how airheads think they are above insults yet they feel like they have the absolute right to insult the housemates. What makes you different from the housemates? Are they not human beings as well? If you don't like it when people insult your person, don't insult the housemates...otan!! As long as you insult the housemates, you are open to all forms of insults, the earlier you get that into your thick skull, the better for you.

LMAO.

It's funny how some things assume that they are the only ones with the monopoly to insult people.

MY MESSAGE IS SIMPLE AND SHORT. ATTACK POSTS AND NOT POSTERS. IF YOU ARE TOO DUM.B AND YOU ATTACK POSTERS INSTEAD OF POSTS, THEN THE ATTACKED POSTER RESERVES THE RIGHT TO ATTACK YOU BACK.

dominique: I absolutely agree @ bolded. I personally see any difference between Melvin and Nyell that got evicted week 3. Both tall, good looking and down to earth. The naija factor really helped Melvin I must say.

You struck out Denzel from the list Eeeyah.

Its all cool tho.

ochongonoko: IMHO, people should be able to express their views without fear, what I don't condone is doing that with insults. If I feel peeps are going off tangent with their views, I chip in some words to try to make them see reasons with me, If they don't believe my views, I move on, shikena. But unfortunately, people differs, I use my ignore button when I can't beef with anyone or feel like I'm donw with a matter of discourse

Nice one bro. I tried that too and it worked only for a while...

ItsModella: LMFAOOO!!! Oh, you're pained now? You don't have a decent comeback? take several seats jor, you vile and miserable creature.

I only responded using your tactics. You insulted me and i insulted you right back.

You frustrated, disgusting little ho

ochongonoko: LOL.. See as NL changed your hornny to HOT

Seun needs to do something about this, we aint kids jare. It's not as if we don't get hornny or something. Mtcheeew

LMAO. I was stunned when I saw hot. I typed hor.ny, Seun talk say na hot. That Seun guy think say we be babies for here. mtscheeeew

ItsModella: Oh please, spare me the bull. Your posts reek of irrationality. If you reserve the right to respond to any forking post, the Melvin extremists reserve the right to dissect your posts anyhow they deem fit. You hate it when people insult your person but you take delight in insulting Melvin 24/7...hahahaha!!you never see anything yet, you think say na only you fit vex.

And oh, if I fit your definition of a Melvin extremist perfectly, then heck, feel free to label me one...I can't be assed about it.

(1) Is it Melvin thats in the big brother house or Fork addict?

(2) Why cant your co-extremists attack my post? why attack me?

(3) Even before you confessed to being an Extremist, I knew you are one. As in i don know tey tey.

ochongonoko: Why did you like it

Her confession of being Hot. and the 'lips moving elsewhere wish'. I found the post funny.

[quote author=god_of_music]Gosh! You are too ffucking fat and LAME for ma liking! Geeeeeeeeeez!!![/quote]Oh so you see yourself as an aspiring producer?LOL.

FYI, you aint. Let me not raise your hopes, you dont have what it takes to excel in naijas music industry. Sorry. I based my judgemnet on the over 1000 posts of yours on this thread since its early days. i have never repeat, never found one worthy of my time.

Except you want to start singing that Israel is an african country. Clown.

zandilicious: No one z bringing Dicklish down, she z already there, in case u ddnt notice, she z a low pretentious, fake plastic assss.........u Maria hater, she z far better than ur Dicklish , EAT THAT, go vomit n SIT DOWN

That Maria is out of the house DOES NOT make Dillish better than her. If that were the case can we say that Melvin is better than Bassey? or Sulu?

ochongonoko: I won't lie, the funeral part was extreme, but I still insist you calm down. If you were the aggressive type, I wouldn't have told to reduce your vitrol. Dillish used to get so much love here until her recent revelations, I guess some people(me amongst them) were hurt by her words. Sometimes lil words is all is needed to dislike a HM but in all, I would be elated if you switch on your "calm" mode. Like I said earlier, my vote can't make her win or loose, so biko, take it easy. Just keep supporting her if you want to, it doesn't necessarily means you should throw disses around. I support melvin but don't fight about it, I say my mind and move on. Do the same, it's fun

Now I ask you, will nairaland not be saner and friendlier if every melvin poster had this attitude? the only bev supporter that shared similar traits with melvin extremists is hardly around these days. Whatever the fork happened to live and let live? Or freedom of expression?

ItsModella: Oho, I got a witness in the house. He's always jumping on Melvin's case like a hungry pitbull and then citing "Melvin extremists" as the cause. What sort of pure, absolute, unadulterated fuckery is that?

Ok. you are the bigger fooool here ho. How is business over there? Hope your male clients are forth coming. i guess not, thats why you have some time to spare on NL. dirty, disgusting thing. Get the fork off my case beach.



To other Big brother gists jare as we ignore frustrated wh.ores. i really enjoyed the highlight show yesterday. reminiscing about it still makes me laff. elikem was the ish.

ItsModella: Are you for real, son? Melvin extremists are the aggressors most of the time? The normal sequence of events on this thread is for people to post updates on Melvin and you seeing it as a duty to dissect and twist what Melvin says. So son, how are Melvin extremists the aggressors most of the time? You always succesfully manage to put yourself in anything centered around Melvin and then turn around to blame Melvin extremists....like, are you serious? I remember kslib once posted an update that was not even directed at you and you jumped on him saying something along the lines of not giving a fork. You gonna blame Melvin extremists for that too? I bet. All you know how to do is bring up Melvin extremists and blame them for your irrationality.

Melvin extremists my asss.

I reserve the right to respond to any forking post so long as it captures my interest. By aggressors, I meant they are the ones that insult my person first. If they got issues with my post, by all means they should feel free to dissect the post anyway they want. Why insult my person? Like you did in this post by calling me irrational.


Imagine if i were to respond to this post of yours and i started like, beach, can't you forking read? You must be an id.iot bla bla bla. wont you be like what tha fork is wrong with these people?

So that was what i meant by aggressors. I hope I am clear now.

And you want to deny being a member of the melvin extremist group? Folks on here are wise you know. LMAO

ochongonoko: News: Dillish wants some action?

"They are making me horrny, I won't lie," confessed Dillish to Melvin.
This confession came as the twosome were watching Angelo and Beverly dirty dancing with each other in the Ruby living room. Clearly all of this raunchiness going around was just too much for the Namibian to bear. She got off the couch and exclaimed to the cameras: "I love you Stephen". "It's just two more weeks," Melvin tried to console her. But that consolation was not enough, "I cannot hold on anymore," she declared. "I miss my love," she added.

It has been almost three months that the Housemates have
been cooped up in the House with strangers and there are
certain 'frustrations' that come along with being away from your significant other for so long.

Tonight, the young Ruby lady kept repeating "Oh my
goodness" to herself as she tried to calm herself down. Melvin tried his best to remind her that they have been through worse and now they are so close to the end. "I am not going to lie, it's worse this week," she admitted. "Shake it off," Melvin told her.

As he was talking; the Namibian made another confession, saying: "Just seeing lips move, you just imagine lips moving somewhere else," she said as the two broke out in a naughty laugh.

#kidnapped

Nando would've been like " are your hornny?. Come let me get you laid" . Dude is effing raw

I like this.