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tuktudicko: You are definitely FAT!!!

Ok then your opinion. But you didnt know it was a set up for folks like you and you walked right into it. You cant conclude that i am fat without knowing my height. You dont know how tall I am and you just concluded. Ever had of body mass index? If you havent, thats an assignment for you.

I intentionally did not disclose my height. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

dominique: lols, Karen is the one to talk about morals. We all know the reason she didn't get bleeped on live tv was cos no one wanted her. Nice points from her tho.

God bless you for this @dominique. If Zeus or Wendull had been like Nando, i doubt if she would have had any pusssy to bring back home.

In fact i got so worn out that i didnt bother to respond to point number ten. The outline lacked substsance, repeated point all thru and outright opata.

Dannyxy: Melvin is a testimony that nigerian youths are not criminally minded,he change pple view on nigerian men 4 d better...#team melvin#team karen#stolen

Repitition of point number 6. You need to rephrase points and then repeat em for want of something to say

Dannyxy: {8}bba has given housemate an opportunity to chose a life stlye worthy of emulation nd melvin has done jst that#team melvin#team karen#stolen

Does this have any meaning? Even to karen herself? Or even to you the poster?

Dannyxy: {7}it's every single lady's prayer to marry a decent man like melvin(ladies is diz true?i thought u guyz like the players)...#team melvin#team karen#stolen

Every single lady's prayer? Thers hardly any rule that applies absolutely in this world. Get thst straight

Dannyxy: {6}we cn't create a better africa unless we start celebrating selflessnes & humble persons like melvin...#team melvin#team karen#stolen

So Melvin is the only humble person in the BB house. Neyl was proud and selfish. Biguesas was proud and selfish. No further comments. Moving on to point number seven.

Dannyxy: It's time we stopped sacrificing good behaviour nd morals on the altar of entertaiment...#team melvin#team karen#stolen

I assume this is number 5 cos it wasnt numbered. Code of BB all stars, Neyl, Biguesas and a host of other housemates both past and present have been with good character. And they get evicted early in the game. So why the fork is this case so special? Cos he is nigerian?

Dannyxy: {4}his eventual victory will motivate our african men to behave in an honourable manner#team melvin#team karen#stolen#

LMAO. God, what the fork is this all about? So his win will encourage your politician thieves to stop looting our treasury Jeeeez! I cant forking believe this.

Dannyxy: {3}he is the perfect image of our new face of africa...#team melvin#team karen#stolen#

LMAO. What the fork is this supposed to mean? FYI, reasons 1 to 3 so far are so forking lame to put it in mild terms. Doesnt this underline the same message i have been preaching here since the early days of the show? That guy is forking boring. Imagine trying to sell someone's game to africa and you are quoting this bullsheet? that only means there is no game in the first instance.

Dannyxy: {2}he gets along with every chase mate...#team melvin#tean karen#stolen#

Fork it. Thats a big lie. Are you going to start peddling lies now? Or are we going to be honest and fair and restrict our comments strictly to what we have seen thus far? He was close to oneal. Very very close.

Dannyxy: {1}he has never misbehaved throughout his stay in the bba house.,#team melvin#team karen#stolen#

I need the definition of misbehave. If i take it in the ambiguous form karen puts it, the only housemate that misbehaved is Nando.

ladunsky: If he is on the 'weighty' side... I ll suspect him... And if he *RUNS* his mouth..... Confirmed... I remember him saying something about loosing weight.... Looooooool... Buh any way i m so sure my dearest wont wanna waste his time there o... Talkless of going for d auditions....

LOL. I am just plump. Most def not fat. 85kg. I want to bring it down to sub 80kg. So i just laff when some clowns call me fat.

By the way, do you reside in lag?

StateOfMind: True talk, reason I found it silly and rolled my eyes when angelo nominated bimp and elikem because he feels winning is the only thing on their mind , and I'm like who in that house has something else on his \ her mind other than the money.

They all have their different ways of dealing with the tension. It would only get worse for them in the final week....

Btw, did I just read ' assuming I last this long next season'...lmao.. You wouldn't last longer than denzel in that house except people on this thread do not know their rep is furk addict.

That is the thing. They will never know. Before i go, I will hand my account over to someone who will stand in for me till when i arrive with the moola.

StateOfMind: You forgot angelo too..

They are closer to this money and its driving them crazy.. Cleo and dillish thinking wishfully and hoping they have two winners this season..the two of them, they want to make history..two female winners.. Haha..I laugh.

Yep and Angelo. But I need to give it to the housemates still in the game. This is real trauma. Assuming I last this long in the BB house next season, by this time in the game, I won't be eating well, I won't be sleeping well, My thots will be all about the moola. Make I no lie, those guys dey try

O boy le. USD300K no be small tin o. Bimp and Beverly be studying the bible hard. Hmmmm. Na wa o

Dannyxy: Dilish is the perfect example 4 this statement"appearances can be deceptive"...beverly is the perfect example 4 this statement"a chattering bird build no nest"...cming with rest wait 4 it...~team sober reflection~this is danny reporting 4 sobriety f.m

And Melvin is a perfect example of Man shall not live by bread alone....

This is Fork Addict reporting for play fair FM

@ All,

Please I was watching the highlight show and saw Bev telling other housemates while they were in the jacuzzi about something God told her.

Its about to rain and I've lost signals. Someone please help.

*****DSTV. This is 2013 and you guys are still battling wiyh this crap? In 2013? SMH

justloveme: dillish: melvin bath 5 - 7 times a day why i bath 1- 2 times a day is intimidatkng for me as a girl cus ur more cleaner.

Sorry to burst your bubble o but no be by how many times you dey baf. If dem like make dem dey baf 100000 times per day. E no concern me. 2 bloody borites.

To other news. This weeks evicction is a rather brutal one by Big Bro. The 2 evictees are so close yet so far... I hope they won't suffer the trauma for a long time to come.

bionicdude: I don't see @lucifer dis days seems like u guyz chased him or he is tired of stalking dis tread

Hey dude. Wats with the fascination between you and @Lucifer? I am beginning to suspect you

Ginger78: The final voting is gonna be hot.for me and my friends we are going to vote for bev cos we love her and she is d reason why we watch bba wether she wins or not.and pls people shuld stop all dis, saying dis one will win,dis one wont.are u africa?so just cool down and just campaign 4 ur favorite in d final pls.anyone dat wins am cool with it cos africa chose him or her.just like odas here pray melvin wins,i pray bev wins cos she played her game well.without much ado,may d best man or woman win.shalom

Nice. This is the spirit. Thus far, I want to appreciate TEAM BEVERLY (NAIRALAND BRANCH) for their faithfulness and maturity. They take insults well and they accommodate other peoples opinions. With the exception of one or two badd eggs that is. Unlike their team melvin counterpart who are popular for their extreme intolerance, put others down syndrome, dirty schemes etc. If not for the fact that i am restrained, i would have signed up for membership with TEAM BEVERLY.

No matter what, always play fair.

~Team Fair Play~

Tuso: He has lost his former glory..hehehe..Fork Addict..how u dey?

I'm good. You?

safarigirl: i won't reply him again. Just wanted to set him straight with all that 'Melvin isn't entertaining' gospel he preaches. I wonda if Angelo z half as entertaining, yet people think he'll win

Good. but so we set the records straight, here are my reservations about you:

1. You talk a lot of sheet you dont know about. And when people try to correct you, you go on argueing. case in point the height issue. Calling nando, Bimp a 6 foot plus LMAO

2. You are quite inconsistent and 2 faced. You once said that you dont view porn but you downloaded and watched bengelo's sex clip. Again, the mellish saga, that you were once part of only for you to deny ever being part of it? thank God for records.

3. You are simply paranoid. Do you need me to cite instances here too?


And please stay true to your words not to ever answer me again. Cos if you do, then it only adds one more unpleasant quality- unfaithfulness.

Shalom.

[quote author=♛AndrERush♛]Even though we had 2 reps in those seasons you mentioned. Nigerians still chose one, Kevin and Karen respectively. this year isn't as clear cut as those seasons btw. I strongly feel this season will be the closest since season 5. the winning margin won't be much at all. probably just one country or even percentage.

If we are split in the middle regarding Bev and Mel, and end up splitting votes it will surely reduce Mel's percentage which might ultimately prove costly.

What I'm trying to say in other words is that we should be wise and lean towards the person with the best chance of winning, because like I said, it may come down to percentage. Of course I'm not expecting everyone to agree with me.[/quote]fair enough

safarigirl: I bet if you ever made it on the show, you'd get evicted in week1 like that reetar'ded per'vet you support. All you do is sit and criticise when your likes can't even muster the guts to address a gathering, even I who claims to dislike Bev, have moments where I duff hat for her, but you will NEVER have that moment with Melvin. You claimed you didn't like Uti cos he was too violent, Melvin, who's a total opposite of Uti, comes and you say he's boring. Even if they dressed you in a clown costume and gave you a whoopie cushion, I bet you couldn't make 5-year olds crack a smile and you call someone boring simply cos he doesn't subscribe to your por'nographic sense of entertainment. I wonder how boring and dead your real life is if you're looking for per'verted entertainment on BBA. Why don't you try the Kardashians or one of those E! Reality shows created specially for people of your ilk? Btw, Denrele's twitter handle is @DenreleEdun. Let's see if you can give him a good enough head to be a contestant. PS. Melvin doesn't know Denrele

LMAO. you know something @safrigirl, I only tried to make the world see what a two faced, inconsistent, paranoid and clueless side of you. Thats all. I am glad that got you so worked up. it only means my mission was a success. next time, anytime you sheet, make sure you clean up properly to avoid leaving a trail.

Funny enough, if i make it into the BB house, with all the qualities you laid out above, you will still be one of the people spending sleepless nights online campaigning for me. On twitter, facebook, nairaland, instagram etc etc etc. Or how would you know that i am Fork addict? All i can say is look out for me next year.LMAO.

Thanks for the handle tho.

olegunner: [/color][color=#006600]

FYI it was through UTI nt denrele sir....u can lik 2 insult me afta u see dis...nd with wat. U just said....ismell u fammzing...

So denrele and uti who get mouth pass? denrele don put 2 people for BB house or 3 sef. how many uti don put? FYI, I wont even be surprised if denrele gave some assistance in that regard. i'm not saying that was what went down for shizzle tho.

Well as for famzing, let's just say, i'm only doing what i got to do to hammer USD400k. cos that will be the prize money next year. So you call that famzing, i call it resourcefulness.

Josydaky: F. Addict, I wish that you can be the F. Addict I used to know, the one that popularize the AAV. The one that I used to respect alot. Can you be your former self for once?




A humble request by Josydaky

Excuse me? All this talk cos I'm dissing melvin? you trying to shut me up by appealling to my ego? naaah. i dont roll like that.

Sorry.

safarigirl: @forkadict, dunno why you tryna dig up sheet that happened in week 3, purposely skipping ALL the posts where I said Mel should go for Maria once I realised D was just a tease. I always kept it on a 'if it happens...' level. I'm team Melvin first, everyone else is secondary. Why don't you get a life instead of trolling ancient posts?

First of all (Go down low), that aint week 3, it was week 5.

Second of all, when i accused you of being once linked with mellish, why didnt you mention that at least once you were part of it. But no, you denied it vehemently and even called me names.

Third of all, now asking me to get a life? Sorry, But you be the one to get a life cos I dont spend half of the time you spend on this thread. so who really should get a life?

ochongonoko: LMAO!!. This dude is cracking me the hell up. Fork addict is an anti-melvin I always look up for his rebuttals. Dude is good and witty. Lmao. Rotflmao!!

Anti-melvin to the bone.

If he wins ehn, my next move will be to become Denrele's friend by fire by force so he can send me to next year's BB edition as a naija rep. Me sef sabi laff wella. And i sabi chop wella.

Please what is denrele's twitter handle anyone? Pl-e-ase?

[quote author=♛AndrERush♛]Melvin and Beverly are our brother and sister , and they both deserve our support equally. but the way the game is played that just cannot happen If we actually want a Nigerian to win this. unless we want to end up with two finalists with none winning, then we need to choose one , of which Melvin would be the best choice, because of the reasons stated in my previous post. We have reached the most critical stage of the game now, and we need to throw our maximum support behind just one person. I'm not trying to force anyone to support Melvin if they don't want to, just trying to make you all see reason on why we should stick with Melvin so that it won't be a lose-lose situation for us.
But by all means if you think Beverly is your best choice regardless of the fact that your support will ultimately prove futile in the finql, given the evidence so far this season. then, that is your own prerogative. which I believe everyone has a right to.[/quote]Naija had 2 reps in the finale of BB the revolution and a nigerian won. naija again had 2 reps in the finale of BB Amplified and a nigerian won yet again.

Moral of my story, it doesnt matter whether we have 2 nigerians in the finale. If Africa feels that a nigerian deserves to win, he or she will win.

spade: LOOOL!
See the comment: https://www.nairaland.com/1302478/big-brother-africa-chase-official/238#16496575

Thanks jare. And she was here denying she ever had anything to do with mellish?


@safarigirl, please we need you to come clear the air here. And please do not tell us its a joke cos if it was you should have told me earlier instead of calling me names.

**** While waiting for @safarigirl's defence, Fork addict chills with 5litres of ogidiga*****

[quote author=♛AndrERush♛]Melvin on the other hand has a genuine chance of winning, he has a lot of admirers across the continent. He has played the game wisely and represented our country in the most admirable way. he has single handedly changed a lot of people's negative perception about Nigerians which is quite frankly an achievement that deserves to be rewarded on its own lol.


Just my two kobo.[/quote]Really? So melvin repped your country in the most admirable way? By eating and laffing in the house 2-4-7? He has really changed a lot of people's negative perception about nigerians?

This right here must be the joke of the year 2013. LMAO

safarigirl: na me go be Treasurer, Sholay go be secretary and Kslib/Warlord go be VP

This was her response. No laffing emiticon, all serious talk. Doesnt this indicate her support for mellish

Then i respoded with a quote that will come next....