₦airaland Forum

skipofem: yes he said that,he is such an adorable,selfless,respectful and humble sweetheart

Yes. But didn't he add glutton too?

Just asking

Kslib: Lool.. Na wa ooo...
No go get heart attack oo..

Naah. I no dey gym for notin.

Na real wa. Lol. As in seriusly I had to laff

dmalam: HW NW

Cool bro. You?

Mariarocks: It was $200000 na

I think it was 100k

njokusboy: Lolzzz, you just defined what you are, "SHALLOW", how the heck can somebody on national TV, who was voted for by Nigerians and africa as a whole and won a whooping 300,000 dollar, dat is about 45000000 naira do something and they won't be in the spotlight, which human earns a celebrity status and doesn't get the spotlight, except one who isn't smart enough to kip it, if you can't adapt, u faze out and that is what has happened to our kevin.. I don't know why people deny the truth even when it is staring at us in the face just because we are being sentimental... Look at uti and karen, they are doing well for themselves.. BIA, don't piss me off oh, if you weren't a lady, I would have lashed you, I respect ladies least you say am condescending.. Pple who live in glass houses don't throw stones.

Oga no be 300k dollars Kelvin win o. Get your facts right

Kslib: Bimp telling melvin that he is a motivation to him.. He said mel motivates him with his outlook to life..
Awwwwwwww!!!!
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###melvin changing lives###

Big deal?

Melvin also said that he has learnt from every housemate in the chase including Bimp

Bimp and other housemates, changing lives##

Bimp and mighty melvin be discussing (More like gossipping to me )

Josydaky: I'm proud of his teeth

Good for ya

hiteelong: I still find it difficult to note the difference btw FolkAddict & god of music post wise or them b same person? *no offense o folk addict & god of music*

Due respect to @god of music.

Don't you find it difficult to note the difference between the peeps that attavk fork addoct and god of music?

@Iyawo TM,

Thanks so much for the shout. I appreciate it.




Now I can go attend to some other stuff. having cleared all back logs.


To all murraforkers (real and wanna bees), i'll tend to yall when i get back.

Kslib: Anyone who wants to vote for @fork addict to stand a chance of being in the guinness book of records as the first human with a "Soapy Brain" should please text FAT KID to 3234...
You can vote via sms or wap. Plseas vote and stand a chance of winning One bag of CANOE SOAP or the super slick Uhuru Omo..
Always remember our logo ##Keep the Dirty clothes foaming via @fork addict's brain##
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Always remember to search with the hashtag ##FAT KID## on twitter to get the latest updates..
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Anyone who wants to vote for @Kslib to stand a chance of being in the guinness book of records as the biggest rep of the biggest mobile toilet coy in naija should please text Psycho to 3234...
You can vote via sms or wap. Plseas vote and stand a chance of winning One bag of SHEET emptied from DMT mobile toilet.
Always remember our logo ##Sheet business is serious business via @kslib##
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Always remember to search with the hashtag ##PSYCHO## on twitter to get the latest updates..
SIGNED,

@Kslib,
Group Head, Sheet packer's association of Naija

Tuso: Dat was rude

Shalom[b]

Dat was rude

Shalom

He was ruder. Bursting out of nowhere to attack me? Where has he been since page 1 of this thread?

No apologies.

Sugahylz: And who's interested in knowing someone like you?? so allow him air his view jst lyk u ve bn airing urs.

LMAO. So you too wanna attack me under the guise of airing your views?

Kslib: lmao!!! Whaaaat? This guy dull oo.. Omo you dull pass fish..
Did you miss where i bolded the MATIC and seperated it from DOG...?
..lol
How can i correctly calculate your body weight and figure out that if those aboki people use you for suya,your meat will end the problem of hunger in somalia ad not know what dogmatic mean? Lol..

So you feed on human flesh now? YUCK!

ninnyanny: Dogmatic not dog.lol

The guy na olodo na. You just dey know? I can bet he's never heard of the word before. Sleeping and waking on NL certainly has its advantages too.

StateOfMind: Melvin is definitely not the best house-mate to ever represent nigeria in the history of bba, Strictly my opinion..

Abeg dont just stress yourself cos of @Safarigirl.

Such a 2 faced asss licker. One will think melvin will give her shishi out of the moola ni.

Kslib: Na lie.. E dey smell na im you dey always quote am..
Na anytime wey i wash cloth i dey quote you cos the foam comes in handy..
I think companies who produce detergents like Omo,klin,ariel and zip should kidnap you cos you dey make them loose potential customers...

LMAO @ I dey always quote you. Quit being delusional.

All those that empty shalanga toilets (night soilmen) should kidnap you cos you are making them lose customers. cos DMT mobile toilets are cleaner than shalangas

dickson12: Abeg shut up u mouth about this teeth mata. I dey hundred % sure say ur teeth no better reach Melvin own. Until u post ur pictures here make we c ur yellow teeth and ugly face. Just shut up

Who be dis one again? You want make people notice you shey? LMAO.

FYI, I only engage people i know. Its unwise engaging someone you dont know. Guy, you are unknown. So fork off.

Kslib: Why you dey call the guy Dog na..? Haba

ha ha ha ha Olodo. Please check your dictionary for the meaning of dogmatic. And please dont repeat the meaning OFF HEART! Olodo.

Shalom.
#No hard feelings#

Kslib: @fork addict might survive the first jump cos he's very fleshy..
Abeg @addict,if you survive the first jump,abeg stand up,climb up and jump again..
Shalom..
##no hard feelings##

I will do that a thousand times and i will still surviive going by the first sentence in your post.

But as for you, i suggest you find your way to the top floor of 1004 building in VI and jump. Lets see what happens. Please do the entire human race a favor and try this out as a matter of urgency.

Shalom.
#No hard feelings#

safarigirl: (1)how do you know they are beer parlour rumours? Have you done investigations? Are you on twitter? You think it's by ditting in your office and reading NL updates that you'll know what others are thinking of?

(2)Please when did Selly propagate rumours? The best rumour monger in that house was Beverly (apologies to team Bev) not Selly....you see when I say you don't even know who's who?

(3)Melvin is the BEST housemate this year, he has been Nigeria's BEST ambassador because he showed a side of Nigerians Africans aren't used to. He has made the most impact on the lives of housemates, even going so far as restoring Bimp's belief in God and the Bible.

(4)IF E DEY PAIN YOU, FEEL FREE TO LOCATE THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE WITH GPS AND DO A JIMMY JATT, JUMP OFF

(1) I am not on twitter and i doubt i will ever be. Have you not in the past brought some gists on here from twitter that turned out to be false? Or you want me to expose your assss again like the Mellish thingy?

(2)So at no time did Selly tell elikem stuff about happenings in DH when she was transferred from DH to RH?

(3)I called melvin a pastor some weeks ago and you went all psychopathic calling me names. Now you confess to helping restore Bimps faith in God and you say its not a pastor?
@safarigirl. You are 2 faced. You swing anyway thats convenient for you and you dont cover your tracks. I hereby take this statement of yours as confirmation and ordination of Melvin into the Big brother Africa Pastorate.

(4)Ever heard of the saying Ladies first? You are the lady here. (Even tho I am yet to see any ladylike trait in you)

Shalom.

Kslib: Hahahaha!!! No wonder im posts dey always FOAM....
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@fork addict,i think you should be the face of CANOE SOAP!!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha! No wonder your posts dey always smell.

@Kslib, I think you should be the face of DMT MOBILE TOILETS. E fit you well well.

Kslib: Eyaaah.. Sorry for not breaking it down to your level..
Now,Ajegunle is the place where all the BB Addicts across africa who didnt qualify for the auditions will camp..
I heard from a reliable source that Sean kingston and fat joe will be joining you guys as special guests...
Rick ross will be doing the job of IK and Princess the comedian will be Biggy..
I am very sure you'll qualify.. I believe in you..
Have MIGHY fun guys... Nwo go there and make all the size 99's proud..
##fork addict for the moola##

I dont even know where to start with this post. Now who is more of an addict between us both? You are much more qualified to be on that show than I am. You are the one that practically lives on BB thread. I dont spend a tenth of the time you spend on line. So who is more of an addict?

Anyways, when you eventually make it there, i promise you I will not critique your game. I will support you on and off NL 2-4-7. Wetin @Safarigirl dey do for melvin go be childs play near wetin I go do for you.

So bros, when the show dey start?

Dannyxy: u dn't even knw y am smh...the truth is that all your respond to my post made no sense... As a melvin fan i posted reasons y melvin should be voted 4,that's my duty as a fan,if ur brain wzn't so full of soap water,u would hv knwn that your job as an anti-melvin fan is to post reasons y he should nt be voted nd do it diplomaticly,bt u decided to start attacking my post nd making unneccessary noise about like a lost baby chicken who hz nt eaten lunch...anywayz shallom

You are confused.

So its now your post. I thot you stole Karens post from the online beer parlor (twitter)? which is it? Yours or karen's?

My brain is full of soap water. Yours is full of paraga. that is why you dont even know if the post was yours or karen's.

Next time, before you decide to lift peoples articles, question it first and see if it makes sense to you before bringing it here. Spreading unnecessary (nonsense) gist like a baby coackroach that hasnt eaten breakfast.

Anywayz, Shalom.

ItsModella: So the fact that MELVIN is MIGHTY is actually biting some people...LMAOOOO!!!

Yes o. Its really biting them. Anytime i say his teeth are mighty. I come under attack.

Kslib: Its good to know that you're a fork ing Addict when it comes pointing out his TEETH just to give yourself confidence that you're not the only MIGHTY one when it comes to being overweight lol..
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The earlier you realise that you both share being MIGHTY in common,the better.. Him teeth wise,you weight wise..
All hail the MIGHTY Addict...
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Whether you like it or Not,Melvin is MIGHTY and will show how mighty he is on the 25th and When he does that,he will shine that Teeth on satage and prove how MIGHTY a fat loser you are.. While he is busy flexing and signing autographs,you will be busy hitting the gym so that you can loose weight and atleast qualify for the auditions of BBA AJEGUNLE.. Lol
Shalom!!!
## no hard feelings##

Good to know that you agree with my reason for calling Melving Mighty.

Guy, there's nothing like BBA Ajegunle. BBA Ajegunle means Big Brother Africa Ajegunle. Does that make sense to you? I know it doesnt. So it should be BB Ajegunle. Olodo.

Shalom.
##no hard feelings##

Amaechi5: Wether it is his HEAD,EYES,NOSE,LIPS,TEETH,ASSS even his DIICKK,his is still THE MIGHTY MELVIN

I concur. UP MIGHTY MELVIN!!!!

Omolola1: Okay so I made it again!
Even though I don't know what 1313 signify *whew*

Shout out to
@Kslib - catchy updates
@Itsmodella
@SOM
@forkaddict
@Sholay, even tho he is missing in action.
And every oda person I can't remember their usernames.

P.S; vote Elikem for the One campaign video, I feel his presentation was the best!

PEACE

Thanks so much for this. i really appreciate it. I missed it yet again.

Kslib: MIGHTY melvin's diart session:::
I bolded the Mighty so that haters can see it wella.
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He is fine the housemates have finished theirs and elikem is still doing it.. He said the most creative should be btw elikem,cleo,bev and angelo... He said he knows that he can never win the cooking task..lol
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He said if he is to rate his cooking,he will say 6.. Biggy asked why 6 and he said its not that he cant cook but its just that he housemates are doing some creative cooking and that he has seen a lot of didd dishes he hasnt seen before..
He said the airtel tshirt design ahave been done and that he feels they all did well.. He said they designed the shirts almost through out yesterday and even in the night..
He feels they are putting up an almost 100% wager cos they are reciting their songs,did their designs and are very serious about the task. He said they have put in 98% for now..
He said the mood in the house was down on monday cos of the people who came up for eviction.. He said even the housemates who werent up were also down but they have all lightened up for now.. He said the finals is by the corner and everybody will like to be with everyone but 'hey,its game and someone has to leave'... He said they are all eager to see what happens on sunday..
Biggy asked which housemate's company he enjoys most and who inspires him? He said they have told biggy that the remaining housemates are all close and he personally has been inspired by them all.. He said thats why nominations was very hard even though he knows its game..
Biggy asked what he will do first when he leaves and he said he doesnt know cos there are lot of things he has misses.. He said he will thank God like he always does but cant pin point a particular thing..
He said the first people/person he will like to see first is his family...
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For those who missed the first mighty,here it is again.. MIGHTY MELVIN

LMAO. The mighty isnt bold enough. And for a post that lengthy, i expected to see at least ten Mighty Melvin contained therein.

Mighty Melvin? Yes he should be described as such cos he has the mightiest set of teeth in the competition this season. UP MIGHTY MELVIN!!!!!

Dannyxy: @fork addict...i smh 4 u

Its forking mutual. You that went poking your nose in the online beer parlor and bringing crap on here without questioning it like a responsible individual should. SMH for you

safarigirl: English is quite hard these days..
What does getting along have to do with being close to someone.

The Oneal you mentioned was the same person he shared his task reward with.
The fact that you want to always sound sensible while stating senseless facts makes me wonder if there's actually an Oneal in you.

Ok. I believe you. He got along with Denzel also. Despite the fact that they had minimal contact with each other.

And yes there is an Oneal in me. The way you also go about propagating all sorts of online beer parlor rumour (twitter gists) makes me wonder if thers actually a SELLY in you.

v24m: Getting along with people doesn't mean you have to be close with them.

And Yes Melvin was very cool with everyone, if he wasn't then his a very good actor cos he never and i repeat never gave anything away to make us think other wise. You are doing the same thing ur accusing Melvin fans of #bias#

Ok then if you say Melvin was very cool with Oneal. But deep down in your heart, you know that aint true.