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eleshin: too many rigid opinionations plus 'notice me attitude' jst do ur tin and allow odas make dem dia own.I dey vote melvin bt I dnt tink sum1 voting dilish is ma enemy,na his plava b dat.

Nice. That's the spirit

spade: I dey usually dey in the mood for petit women from July to November.
From December to March, I normally go after the curvy ones.
April to June, I chase after the ones with okpolor eyes.

That's me.
That's my life, son.

Dude, you are BALLING!!!

** Fork Addict's shout out series**

Shout out to those who have opinions contrary to the 'popular' opinions on this thread but chose to keep quiet for fear of being bashed.

Na when una belle sweLl till e burst una go know say na bad tin e be.

Krasid: I don't believe you

You no know before? Dat guy go be like 13 yrs. Highest 15. Na why I no dey too follow am yarn be dat. Cos if I was wayward while growing uP, I could have had a son his age by now. Now imagine me exchanging words with my son's mate?

@pingpong. I am with you totally on this jare

[quote author=god_of_music]Who told you they are kids?? Safarigirl looks like an Eighteen year old and her sis looks like the same age too!
Them no be pikins oo!! Lol[/quote]Eighteen years old con be wetin? Mama?

Josydaky: Becareful of who una dey send this AAV to.

Ah F.Addict, I really wish you were part of this present AAV. You are one of the reason, I became a member of this thread.

Too bad. Sheet happens

Ekiseme: yo FAT MAN, you are not making any sense again...typical of you though ....just know that TO WHOM BRAIN IS GIVEN, SENSE IS EXPECTED...I hope you understand this time...NOTE: don't reply me again coz am so down with my MELVIN sheet

LMAO. You don't want me to qoute you, then you don't respond to this. Idio.t, I am not making sense again but you keep on quoting me. Foooool

Its time for you to go worship your god (Melvin).

alfafemale: how do u live with urself?

Uti says some stuff, its okay with you cos he supported Melvin.

Fork Addict says some stuff and its not okay with you cos its against Melvin. SMH

njokusboy: (1)Boy, how many times am I going to tell you to stop whining over what you can't influence You go get high blood pressure oh.... (2)Seems tryin to discredit melvin is all you do all day... I tell you again, DON'T vote melvin, please don't vote melvin... Your vote won't change anything.. (3)Better still, take your rantings to twitter, you would attract a larger audience.. There re thousands there interested in ur agenda, most of whom are even doing a better job... But it won't stop those who want to vote him from voting him...(4) I tire for you oh.. U re even worse than those you call melvin extremists, ur post plenty pass their own for this thread.. Chai

(1)Beach and what the fork is that exactly? Let me worry about My blood pressure. You worry about yours.
(2) Last time I checked, you are not in a position to tell me what to or what not to do
(3) I am not on twitter and I don't intend signing up anytime soon. Least of all for a trivial reason as Big Bro.
(4) Me sef tire for you o. Thanks for the compliment

chriskwaku: fork adict: @Rusello & @itsmodella. Please restrict the circulation of the voting blueprint only to posters you are very very sure are nigerians and are also driven by the BB passion. I need not emphasize what will happen should it by mistake or otherwise get into alien hands.

Now to the stunt that clown Melvin pulled on africa this evening. First of, dude needs to realise that positions of authority come with certain responsibilities and in an ideal society, failure to meet them should attract serious consequencies. He knew he would be faced with the save and replace decision the moment he was announced HOH and he very well knew the consequencies of not making that decision and he chose to face the consequence which is possible eviction. Possible reasons he chose to tow this path may be 'his good heart' which stipulates his reluctance to be anyones stumbling block in the chase for the ultimate prize, another reason may be his desire to test his popularity in africa.

I am more inclined to believe he just wants to test his popularity cos he has been HOH twice and he made the save and replace decision on both occassions. So why did he fail to make the decision a third time? Dude is trying to pull a fast one on africa by this act cos if it wasn't so, he could have declined the HOH position on the grounds that he wanted to give other housemates a chance since he has been HOH twice if indeed he had the much talked about good heArt. This is where his case differs from Karens. Karen pulled the same stunt when she was HOH for the first time. Compare that with someone who just developed a golden heart on his third reign as HOH? Please

Do I feel Melvin is playing on my intelligence with this annoying decision of his? Absolutely. Do I feel that for that reason, he deserves to be evicted? Hell no. Cos one, its too early for a naija boy to be evicted. Forget wetin happen for Big Bro stargame. Two, just to prove a point to those housemates that are still in doubt of the existense and awesomeness of the naija power that naija power power is real and very much exists as far as Big Bro is concerned. So for this reason, I say to my naija peeps, VOTE MELVIN

@ Fork addict Have you voted for him today ?

LMFAO. You know deep within you that can't happen

***Fork Addict's shout out series**

Shout out to the magas who hardly recharge their lines or at best recharge with 100 or 200 naira. But these same peeps can afford to vote for Melvin @N75 per sms. SMH

Big Brother will be smiling to the bank singing Kelly Handsome's MAGA DON PAY

@pweetytemmy,

You may observe that I didn't mention nothing about his game in that post you quoted. That's cos I never felt it assuming he had any game in the first instance

Ekiseme: you are sounding Childish, i guess my sheet is too hot for Your FATTY NATTY POT BELLY......growing tall does not mean u've grown up....wise up FAT man

Shhhhhh. Have you worshipped your god (Melvin) today?

Your sheet is too hot for me to handle indeed. LMAO. You are hallucinting boy

pwettytemmy: oh my!!! Fork addict as at jul 09. Melvin fans don really vex u ooo.
#teammelvin


P.S I was just going back to see the countries that voted for melvin when he was up for eviction and I stumbled on this.

Thanks so much for this. The whole animosity started when I started complaining that I wasn't feeling his game. Finish o. Con see as people con start to dey insult me. For wetin na? Person no fit talk again? Na dem papa get nairaland?

Ekiseme: yo FAT man, dat'z my problem, Grow up pls...u always occupy many lines, but u'll end up not making any atom of sense..... U dry Pass Pampers

Shhhhhh. Have you worshipped your god (Melvin) today?

Last time I checked you don't own nairaland. So why the fork are you bothered about who occupies space or not?

Boy, quick quick quick, run go worship your god (Melvin)

aodis: Am telling u, na person wwey dey look uche face, na em know weather uche dey cry

True that. But the funny thing is, UCHE sef no look anybody papa face.

sajbabs: Been a while people... Just found out who got evicted last night n please lets keep voting our golden Boy Melvin or Silver Girl Beverly...

shout out to d real peeps in d house; Green Lantern (Its Modella), IyawoTM, Kslib,Ochon,GOM,my Safarigirl, GH Kwame,Otumfour,Tuso,The Amaka n Fork Addict...
Vote on 4 U fav housemate...
i need to go beg 4 votes too cus i'm running for d presidency of my Faculty...
1 love Fam.

Better person. No worry jare, even if you no vote sef, you go win. If some clowns on here were in your shoes, they will be busy worshipping sorry voting Melvin and abandon their own dreams. E.g that I'd.iot that said he is helping Melvin achieve his dream

Josydaky: I can't believe I am quoting this but for once F. Addict is right. He started this AAV shiit

Hurray!!!!

For once @Fork Addict is right. Just cos he hardly supports Melvin.


***Dancing to Orin Emi by Qdot Alagbe***

Alomo meta, Ogidiga meta, ogidi eja meta, Pisilla meta, olosho pupa meta fun ojo meta meta meta ni, ekuro lono eri fe wole wa.

***Fork Addict's shout out series**

Shout out to the psychopatic ghosts who have been residing in their burial grounds from page one to page 1466 plus. But pop out just to attack @Fork Addict.

justloveme: love uti new tweet ..if melvin doesnt win dis no more BBA

Yeah right. And if he wins, my dog will be Naijas rep next season cos africa now loves anything naija however poor the quality is.

geez prince: Fork addict,shey na u be @antibioticss for twitter?

Naah. Don't have a twitter acc

Ekiseme: yo FAT-ADDICT, i care less if he knows about me, it's all about showing love and taking care of your own, so grow up and stop being a saddist, you are trying so hard to succed in your lame mission on this thread, IT'S NOW OFFICIAL, YOU ARE THE MOST DAFT PERSON ON THIS THREAD...and may be nairaland as a whole

Shhhhhhhhh. Have you worshipped your god (Melvin) today you bloordy ret.ard?
By the way, your own dreams are there unattended and Unachieved you bloordy re.tard.

***Fork Addict's shout out series**

A big shout out to the men and women of honor who supported their housemates who are not so popular on here and defended them to the very end even to the extent of getting banned. They defended them regardless.

@GH Kwame, @Otumfor, @The Amaka, @Ginger78 and a few others. Kudos

Ekiseme: Make una no mistakenly send to FAT-ADDICT o

LMAO. You just jumped on the thread without any info on past events. You may go back in time to check who started and popularised this sheet. So FYI, I don't forking need it. By the way, have you worshipped your god (Melvin) today? I'd.iot

***Fork Addict's shout out series**

A big shout out to those that haven,t bagged their Bachelor's or HND degrees in their courses of study but who have already bagged Doctorate degrees in Big Brother Analysis and strategy with a bias in voting for Melvin.

Ekiseme: dry! Lemme just put you in my prayers this morning, because if you continue like this you may end up dying from obesity related diseases..... FAT-ADDICT , the person you are even hating on is already a STAR, learn to love, being a FAT-hater is not a cute look.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa ha. ROTFLMFAO. Nairaland, behold the latest clown in the building.

The person you are worshiPping (Melvin) doesn't even know you exist. He will not give you one naira out of the money if he wins, he won't give you food cos you are currently dieing of starvation. Yet you worship him by dedicating your time, effort and little coins you have to him?

You need very urgent psychiatric help I.diot. If you can't reason

safarigirl: I don dey tell una make una dey ignore certain mentally unstable people wey dey this thread.

Even me sef dey shout am. We should ignore those paranoid and mentally unstable self appointed strategists. Meanwhile events have proven that they got no clue what strategy is all about.

Ekiseme: whatever makes u lose weight motherrfuccker

Whatevr makes you look healthy and not like a kwashiokor victim murraforker

Ekiseme: you are sick mehn, Go and deal with ur physique first .....YOU FAT MOTHEERFUCCKER

***Fork Addict checks if this I.diot is significant on here and decides he isnt***

But still I.diott, come let me give you my sheet to eat and my pisss to drink mabe your refugee like physique will be better. You kwashiokor looking assswipe

Dannyxy: shallom...

Thanks man

@ladunsky.

Please check your mail.

Dannyxy: wtf?pls what is the rubbish hv i been producing?abeg no insult me

No vex abeg. Just that I was impressed by the maturity in the response in contrast to your previous...

In short no vex