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fish brain galz everwia

all i see is camel toe

dt church must be end time church

end time pple

useless governor himself

i hope is original oyibo

wasted sperm

Men dt move mountain

just for unecessary attention

You have 5000 friends on Facebook and you keep wondering why you don't get up to 100likes when you post a pic or make a post
My dear friends, not everyone want your progress. They are always active and can never interfere in any of your post on fb
If you want to catch them,Make a short video of yourself crying ,,dont say anything while making the video.Post the video, log out and come back in the next 1hr
You will see
27likes
6 comments
3,690 views ( They are monitoring spirits and not your friends )
But God pass them.

You have 5000 friends on Facebook and you keep wondering why you don't get up to 100likes when you post a pic or make a post
My dear friends, not everyone want your progress. They are always active and can never interfere in any of your post on fb
If you want to catch them,Make a short video of yourself crying ,,dont say anything while making the video.Post the video, log out and come back in the next 1hr
You will see
27likes
6 comments
3,690 views ( They are monitoring spirits and not your friends )
But God pass them.

You have 5000 friends on Facebook and you keep wondering why you don't get up to 100likes when you post a pic or make a post
My dear friends, not everyone want your progress. They are always active and can never interfere in any of your post on fb
If you want to catch them,Make a short video of yourself crying ,,dont say anything while making the video.Post the video, log out and come back in the next 1hr
You will see
27likes
6 comments
3,690 views ( They are monitoring spirits and not your friends )
But God pass them.

A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move. The next day , she went to him and said, Hi. I'm Jada. He said, Hi. I'm Smith. Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married. The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend!..

A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move. The next day , she went to him and said, Hi. I'm Jada. He said, Hi. I'm Smith. Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married. The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend!..

fish brain galz every wia

may be she is aspiring for pussy rep

just negodu....

ANAMBRA GUYS DOING WT THEY KW HW TO DO BEST

useless govt

fake pastors everywia

fake galz everywia

MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM.
I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3 condoms, looking at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them. The lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely, "have you ever used a condom?" "Did u know how to put it on?" I blushed and said "no". The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example. "This is how to wear it. Make sure its tight! ". I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an innocent young guy. She noticed how shy and confused I was. She said teasingly "you've never have sex before, have you? " I said No. She looked around the shop, there was no one but just the 2 of us. She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the door, told me to hurry up ...."we dont have much time!" She said. She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down, opened her legs and layed her back on the table . then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had told me. I did. And she pulled me close. And oh yes there I wss right deep inside her sweet flesh... But Oh My God no, in just two minutes inside it was just too much and I came, tsaaa tsaaaa tsaaaa twiii tsaaaa ziiii!!! The lady felt the fluid inside her and asked me "did u put the condom on like I told u?" "Yes I did JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME". She says "lets see" (I showed her) "oh shit!" She screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your PENIS not your THUMB you idiot.
And that's how I became a dad.
I'm off to buy pampers now

MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM.
I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3 condoms, looking at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them. The lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely, "have you ever used a condom?" "Did u know how to put it on?" I blushed and said "no". The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example. "This is how to wear it. Make sure its tight! ". I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an innocent young guy. She noticed how shy and confused I was. She said teasingly "you've never have sex before, have you? " I said No. She looked around the shop, there was no one but just the 2 of us. She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the door, told me to hurry up ...."we dont have much time!" She said. She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down, opened her legs and layed her back on the table . then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had told me. I did. And she pulled me close. And oh yes there I wss right deep inside her sweet flesh... But Oh My God no, in just two minutes inside it was just too much and I came, tsaaa tsaaaa tsaaaa twiii tsaaaa ziiii!!! The lady felt the fluid inside her and asked me "did u put the condom on like I told u?" "Yes I did JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME". She says "lets see" (I showed her) "oh shit!" She screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your PENIS not your THUMB you idiot.
And that's how I became a dad.
I'm off to buy pampers now

MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM.
I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3 condoms, looking at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them. The lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely, "have you ever used a condom?" "Did u know how to put it on?" I blushed and said "no". The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example. "This is how to wear it. Make sure its tight! ". I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an innocent young guy. She noticed how shy and confused I was. She said teasingly "you've never have sex before, have you? " I said No. She looked around the shop, there was no one but just the 2 of us. She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the door, told me to hurry up ...."we dont have much time!" She said. She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down, opened her legs and layed her back on the table . then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had told me. I did. And she pulled me close. And oh yes there I wss right deep inside her sweet flesh... But Oh My God no, in just two minutes inside it was just too much and I came, tsaaa tsaaaa tsaaaa twiii tsaaaa ziiii!!! The lady felt the fluid inside her and asked me "did u put the condom on like I told u?" "Yes I did JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME". She says "lets see" (I showed her) "oh shit!" She screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your PENIS not your THUMB you idiot.
And that's how I became a dad.
I'm off to buy pampers now

Because of Valentine's day gifts, some girls are even apologizing for what they didn't do .
They Be Like ''sweety,I'm Sorry For What Chelsea did to Arsenal

abuja end time runs babe everywia......bt dt guy english though.....

Because of Valentine's day gifts, some girls are even apologizing for what they didn't do .
They Be Like ''sweety,I'm Sorry For What Chelsea did to Arsenal

Because of Valentine's day gifts, some girls are even apologizing for what they didn't do .
They Be Like ''sweety,I'm Sorry For What Chelsea did to Arsenal

Because of Valentine's day gifts, some girls are even apologizing for what they didn't do .
They Be Like ''sweety,I'm Sorry For What Chelsea did to Arsenal

How to cook YORUBA SOUP:
1. Add water
2. Add red oil
3. Stir with plank or firewood
4. Add strange leaves
5. Add pepper
6. Add pepper again
7. More pepper
8. My friend, add more pepper.
10. Stir again, add local salt, add more pepper.
11. Use wrapper from the house to put down the pot
12. Add more pepper.
Am sure some of dem are so angry now dat dey didn't even notice I omitted number 9

How to cook YORUBA SOUP:
1. Add water
2. Add red oil
3. Stir with plank or firewood
4. Add strange leaves
5. Add pepper
6. Add pepper again
7. More pepper
8. My friend, add more pepper.
10. Stir again, add local salt, add more pepper.
11. Use wrapper from the house to put down the pot
12. Add more pepper.
Am sure some of dem are so angry now dat dey didn't even notice I omitted number 9