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who the six pack epp? |
nose of life |
fayose,the only useful governor we hv in naija |
show of shame |
Teacher: "class, if u ar given a chance to travel through time,wt will u do "
Akpors: "I will go back to 1941 to fine buhari's father n give him a condom" |
Teacher: "class, if u ar given a chance to travel through time,wt will u do "
Akpors: "I will go back to 1941 to fine buhari's father n give him a condom" |
kingdom of GOD suffereth voilent n only voilent pple taketh it by force |
useless govt |
useless pple everywia |
sm galz ar out there working so hard to be Doctors,lawyers etc.......and u ar busy fighting to be the main chick......just go and heal urself. |
sm galz ar out there working so hard to be Doctors,lawyers etc.......and u ar busy fighting to be the main chick......just go and heal urself. |
naija most useless governor |
TEAM TRUMP |
just passing by |
in dis buharia regime ??.......chai!! God just save frm jezebel |
Wetin person no go see for this nija....someone call me dat am suppose to pay him because we were paired .......I told him i am not a member of MMM n he said bros pls send anytin u av, na God pair us not MMM..... |
Wetin person no go see for this nija....someone call me dat am suppose to pay him because we were paired .......I told him i am not a member of MMM n he said bros pls send anytin u av, na God pair us not MMM..... |
DEAR FUTURE WIFE, I understand that you have sexual needs that need to be fulfilled. So I accept that someone will be smashing you in the interim. All I ask, is that when doing missionary, don't allow him to put your legs on his shoulders while he pumps into you. Leave something for me to enjoy. Please. Yours always, Hubby. |
DEAR FUTURE WIFE, I understand that you have sexual needs that need to be fulfilled. So I accept that someone will be smashing you in the interim. All I ask, is that when doing missionary, don't allow him to put your legs on his shoulders while he pumps into you. Leave something for me to enjoy. Please. Yours always, Hubby. |
Anambra girls be like " I lecently bloke up with my boyfliend so I'm kind of ronely nowadays |
dt gal just borrowed moni frm a wrong person |
hmm
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just negodu
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Assuming after dancing and rejoicing in your new mansion yesternight, you woke up this morning to rush and catch up with your daily activities as you are doing right now, and you saw your body still lying helplessly on the bed. You were shocked, You tried to pick up your iphone 6 to call your Pastor (Rev) or relatives and you couldn't pick it up. You tried opening your wardrobe to pick some money you hid there and couldn't. You started crying but no one heard you. You try touching the gate to go out, but u just went right through it. You went outside and your house mates were chatting, but you were not recognised. After some minutes, you saw your house neighbours coming out of your room with a severe cry, hitting their hands on your brand new Range Rover Jeep. All you could hear them saying is *"OH NO, GONE SO SOON"* You stood there watching them cry their hearts out in pain. So you asked yourself, *WHERE EXACTLY AM I GOING?* Your spirit started crying bitterly, because you were not prepared to start that journey so soon. BRETHREN where exactly do you think you are going if you stop breathing right now? *Are you aware of your final destination?* Remember your creator now because we have a place to go. So start preparing. JESUS CHRIST. *HE alone can take you home (HEAVEN). Christ is coming soon...be alert |
waste of mb |
... bt dis is nt bikini nah |
end time parents |
in dt case owerri galz woowoo |
may her soul rest in pieces |
just passing by |
society ladies dt use intimacy gadget |
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Akpors: "I will go back to 1941 to fine buhari's father n give him a condom"