₦airaland Forum

executive12:
So what do you call the man that impregnated your mother to give birth to you?

ubunja:
I know

But until buhari pays for his crimes there's no kama

ubunja:
well there are 3 but will repeat the one I always talk about here. The other two are too dark for NL

So I moved into this suburb and made friends with this couple. We shared a house. They had their own room, I had mine, like all the other tenants.

The guy was a likeable dude and we became Friends fast. They had 3 kids. Now, the dude was shorter than his wife and obviously in love too much. He would tell me of the romantic things he and wifey used to do (bathtub sex etc at hotels). The more he told me these stories the more my interest in his wife grew.

The wife was hot!!!!! And very tall. Actually me and her could make a great combo. I'm 2M myself.

When visiting them I would scope the wife from the corner of my eye.

Then one day I met her from the shops with a lady friend of hers. And she had on these tight pants that shaped her ass like shît. The moment I saw her like that I knew I wanted her.

Fast forward a few days later when hubby was away I visited. Knocked and entered. She was a bit startled. After greetings these were my exact words: "I know you have a man but I like you. I want you. " in my vernacular. She was shocked and told me to leave. I did just that. For a time I was so scared she was gonna tell her husband about what I did.

Then a few days later I get a call from her (I can't remember how my number ended up in her phone). So, on the phone she asks me to come to her room. I do. She tells me she's been thinking of what I said that day. And she's interested. And what's more, she wants the D NOW!! I was taken aback. I thought maybe she was teasing or trapping me.

I ask her where her man was (it was a weekend and he had taken the kids on a trip). Then she calls her husband. She asks how the day is going for them. then asks him when they'll be back. He tells her. And she hangs up the phone and tells me we have a couple of hours.

She strips and we get down. My erection fails me. Cause I'm so anxious it's a trap. In all honesty nothing much happened that Day.

But days later we did re-hook up and fvcked good and proper. And we did many times after that.

She then started telling me about how she masturbated after sex, pissing off her husband etc etc.

Now because that husband had many friends in the area we did get caught when one of them saw me and his wife strolling about and told him. He didn't know I was the guy until that friend visited and saw yours truly.

I thought I was gonna be murdered but it turns out HE thought I was gonna murder him cause in the neighborhood a cheating wife got her husband murdered around that same time. I know this cause the husband came to me in tears to confirm the cheating. Apparently the whôré confessed.

Oh I forget. The wife, at one point asked me to elope with her and leave everything. I turned her down. I regret that because I could have pimped her out. She was really pretty and loved Dick.

When my brother heard the story he was livid. But he, like our father, was a Player. And I was taking lessons from him.

So yah.

Would I do it again. Yes. Stolen pussy is sweet.

KingAzubuike:
How can you kill a policeman who protect the citizens all because of a pregnant woman who has nothing to offer to the society. Now that the policeman is dead, crime and violence will befall all of you living in that area.

Mizwisdom:
If they were real soldiers then the entire military is compromised, they're making money in collaboration with people of the underworld. Corruption everywhere, Boko Haram and Herdsmen problems are all scam.

Money making through greed is never enough, we need continuous prayers, may God help all innocent Nigerians

Kingpee2:
So police can beg ,when the citizens were begging too,did you listen?Nah.

XhosaNostra:
Curiosity, nothing more lol.

Lemskey:
Everyday,we guys and babes keep blaming and abusing one another here and other platforms.

Question 1:Guys,when u see a babe u like and u approach her for a relationship,what do u actually want from her?
Is it just as a sex partner,love or for marriage.

Question 2:Babes,when u accept a guy's proposal,what are ur intentions?
Is it for just the financial benefit,sex or marriage.

Why I ve asked d above questions is b'cos both guys and babes want to outsmart each other.

1)The guys want sex b'4 they spend or might not even spend at all b'cos they don't want to feel the pain,regret and agony of not having sex after spending on the babe and if d girl shld begin to make demands b'4 sex,the guys will tag her a gold digger.

2)The babes on their part too are not very willing to give sex without at least getting some financial benefits b'cos they don't want to feel the pain,regret & agony of giving their bodies 2 the guys for sex,used & dumped without any benefit or the guys spending on them.And if the guys refuse to spend on them b'4 sex,the guy is tagged a playboy and stingy.

So,at the end of the day,there is nothing like "I LOVE U" or I WILL MARRY U"on both sides.Na big lie
Both parties ve ulterior motive,want benefits and none wants to loose out.

So,in my own opinion,instead of abusing ourselves as the guys call d babes gold diggers,while the babes call d guys stingy & wicked,let both parties face d fact,simply go straight to d point & negotiate at the time of meeting.

The babe shld name her price,while the guy negotiates with her.
In summary;

Guys are for sex

Babes are for the money

We shld stop deceiving ourselves.

U can state ur opinion though.

Lemskey:
Everyday,we guys and babes keep blaming and abusing one another here and other platforms.

Question 1:Guys,when u see a babe u like and u approach her for a relationship,what do u actually want from her?
Is it just as a sex partner,love or for marriage.

Question 2:Babes,when u accept a guy's proposal,what are ur intentions?
Is it for just the financial benefit,sex or marriage.

Why I ve asked d above questions is b'cos both guys and babes want to outsmart each other.

1)The guys want sex b'4 they spend or might not even spend at all b'cos they don't want to feel the pain,regret and agony of not having sex after spending on the babe and if d girl shld begin to make demands b'4 sex,the guys will tag her a gold digger.

2)The babes on their part too are not very willing to give sex without at least getting some financial benefits b'cos they don't want to feel the pain,regret & agony of giving their bodies 2 the guys for sex,used & dumped without any benefit or the guys spending on them.And if the guys refuse to spend on them b'4 sex,the guy is tagged a playboy and stingy.

So,at the end of the day,there is nothing like "I LOVE U" or I WILL MARRY U"on both sides.Na big lie
Both parties ve ulterior motive,want benefits and none wants to loose out.

So,in my own opinion,instead of abusing ourselves as the guys call d babes gold diggers,while the babes call d guys stingy & wicked,let both parties face d fact,simply go straight to d point & negotiate at the time of meeting.

The babe shld name her price,while the guy negotiates with her.
In summary;

Guys are for sex

Babes are for the money

We shld stop deceiving ourselves.

U can state ur opinion though.

XhosaNostra:
So what's the most realistic scenario then? Does it hang inside the toilet bowl or nah?

Cherryf:
Make sure he has a good bath...before you eat poison

annolomy:
i have a strong urge for sex for my cousin,am a boy of fifteen year and my cousin is three year older than me,she lives with her family in the same compound with my family but different apartment,any time this particular girl will go and bath in the bathroom,i will follow her without him knowing,i will hide in the back of the bathroom and peep through a small hole to see her naked body,anytime i see her nipple i always loose control of my self,then i will hold my dick and masturbate till i cum sperm all over my body,pls i need an advice,because i have began to develop some bad thought in my mind,like raping her some day,i don't know what is happening to me right now.

MiztaBobiGentle:
I really feel for alot of married men out there. While they are struggling so hard to put food in the home, the wife is busy looking for sex all in the name of he doesn't satisfy me.
The very painful aspect is the fact that many of these couple already had sex before marriage so if the lady knew she would not be able to cope with such sex issues why agree to marry him and start going to cheat on him.

shogsman:
In the wake of series of ordeal that has befall the Nigerian army,this idiot is still exercising power over a girl.

DateMynd44:
igbos always looking for the slightest opportunity to wail

DateMynd44:
igbos always looking for the slightest opportunity to wail

chosengocap:
PERSPECTIVE: BUHARI THE GREATEST LEADER FROM NORTHERN NIGERIA AFTER UTHMAN DAN FODIO

by Aare Kurunmi Kakanfo

You can call General Muhammadu Buhari all sort of names, but what I can assure you is that his popularity is increasing all over core Northern Nigeria and across the sahel region of West Africa. The Fulani with the brainwashed Hausa vassals will fight and die for him. General Buhari is one of the most intelligent and courageous leader the fulani controlled territory has ever produced.

He is always two steps ahead of his distractors and he understands history, power and what it takes to build a civilization. General Buhari understands that there is nothing called One Nigeria in any sense, it is only an opportunity for his Nomadic fulani kinsmen to survive and build a Fulani country using the sweat and wealth of others legally or illegally under the guise of patriotism and humanity.

He understands that the South and Middle belt are treacherous and can be used against each other. For the records Fulanis Semitic people who are from the Arab stock. Fulanis don't see black Africans as equals and we will never be seen as equals. Fulanis are masters of deceit, Chaos, they understand how to take control of anarchy to further their interests. They are united in crime and good deeds. They know when to sue for peace and when to crush their enemies.

They staged a revolution using the Hausa peasants to destroy Hausa kingdoms and take over lands and kingdoms of the Hausas. They also staged a revolution in Oyo empire by conniving with a Yoruba general Afonja together with some Yoruba peasants.

They took over power in Nigeria by using the middle belt Generals to launch a counter coup against the Igbo dominated first republic in order to consolidate their grip on other ethnic groups in Nigeria. They understand power, unity and they are master stategists. Buhari has appointed strictly minority Fulani as security chiefs in an heterogeneous country like Nigeria. He has built Baro water port for the North.

He has approved the building of modern railway from Nigeria to Maradi in Niger Republic in order to integrate the economy of his kinsmen in the sahel. He has also approved the building of oil Refinery in his hometown in Katsina where there is no barrel of crude oil.

Go to Federal ministries in Abuja, almost all the ministries have been dominated from top to bottom with fulani youths who went to university through the quota system while their southern counterparts with First class are in cyber Cafe looking for scholarship opportunities to flee the feudal contraption called Nigeria.

NNPC, CBN and NPA workforce are dominated by the fulanis. They are in all the lucrative and juicy positions across Nigeria. In the next 30years, they will continue to be permanent secretaries in the federal Civil service. The Sharia infested Decree is a Northern constitution and for the first time a Sharia lawyer is now the chief Justice.

He is decimating the Shiites and empowering the Sunnis. He is buying up traditional rulers all over the south while killing, maiming and detaining southern freedom fighters. He doesn't want to hear anything like true federalism or restructuring and he is hell bent in creating pure Fulani local government areas for his fulani kinsmen all over Southern Nigeria in a bid to destroy the internal ethnic cohesion of the southern Nigeria.

To do this the northern borders are even more open, his fulani kinsmen has mercenaries to glue the Nigerian nation under the Sokoto Caliphate. As we speak he has used Oil money from the south to establish Fulani radio for the fulanis, which is something that has never happened before.

Thousands of southerners and Middle belterns have been wiped out by the the ongoing Fulani genocide and not a single fulani man has been arrested or prosecuted. Buhari shows no remorse for his fulanocentric policies and continues to March on to decimate his percieved enemies.

Buhari understands power and he has done what no fulani man in post colonial times can do for his people. He knows that southern political elites think along party lines while the fulani elites think along ethnic lines. He knows southerners are treacherous, corrupt and saboteurs and he is using that weakness with ruthless wisdom.

If you are a Yoruba, Edo , Igbo, Tiv, , Efik etc and after reading this article with all these open facts you are still shouting One Nigeria or still screaming APC or PDP under the present 1999 Military Decree then you need to be shot at sight because you are a danger to humanity and your race.

God bless Oduduwa Republic.
Aare Kurunmi Kakanfo.

7lives:
Useless people with PARANOID MENTALITY.
Since June 12 election, war is coming, ozo Abiola and they fled, the people that died fleeing to the village, are more than those rioting and confronting Abacha's soldiers in SW.
Ikeja cantonement bomb blast, those who mistook it for war and got drowned while fleeing, are more than those who are right inside the cantonement, who are actually trapped because they can't escape.
Nigeria will not go beyond 2015, Buhari wants to islamize Nigerias, I'm still waiting for this.
Nigeria will not survive 2019 election, Buhari must not contest 2019 election, if he tries, he will die.
Fulanis are coming in from Futa Jallon to come and take our lands.
Village people, witches, wizard, ogbanje, incubus, succubus, our people mumu just no gree do.
Only evil people are afraid of others, this is why the Asians says, " master your fear ".
Only those who habour evil toughts towards others are afraid of others, they always assume that the feeling is mutual.

LLMG:
All of these are their personal problems. They can easily sought themselves out. The obvious truth is that buhari is on a mission and because that mission is propagated by evil deeds it will surely fail. He and his cohorts are but mere men. GOD who disappoints the devices of the crafty so that their hands are not able to perform their enterprise is greater than them and they will surely meet with disappointment, frustration and failure. evil is wrong and should never be supported.

grandstar:
Most of all he wrote here about Buhari, or all of it is all bunkum, pure garbage only fit for the dustbin.

If what he said is true, why is Dasuki still chopping beans in his cell despite him being granted bail? Dasuki is from the royal house in Sokoto. Why did Sokoto state vote for Tambuwal rather than the APC candidate? Why was he mute when Ganduje diminshed the size Emir of Kano's chiefdom? The Emir of Kano by the way is the highest ranking Emir is Nigeria and is Fulani.

I doubt that is the writer's real name.

I am apolitical. I am not a fan of Buhari but the truth must be said rather espousing conspiracy theories that make only sense to the tribalistic at heart.

orion7:
1 billion kě. judge wey mumu

donbachi:
if the robbers had wanted to kill the driver they would have shot him.while speeding pass them...that is what my brain just told me.

LillyVal:
What is the cost of Sallah Ram in your area?
Me: 236k

kelvinnaira:
He wan commit suicide ooo Make una leave am to die na.

mmadu5:
pastor your an idiot weather you pray for them or not God will surely bless them they will collect and move on even prostitutes God forgives them after fornication talk less of a mere pastor

kernniejay:
Unfortunately, it will not take long before they see another 'pastor' who will not only accept their gifts, but also pray for them to continue to prosper in their 419 business.