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Ushered we were into the room Years of training given to us by our silent feeders Outrun your counterparts was all they said My mind made up to be the best I had trained for this and here am I Face to face with destiny to prove myself Yes and prove myself I did We were propelled by an invisible force When passion surged through the body of our maker Through a red tunnel we passed in glee Others falling by the way side But alas we were trapped in a leathery cage Lives being choked out of our being slowly Hope to live vanishing before our eyes But my hope did not diminish for once My strength did not slack a bit I struggled hard against the leathery net Until I succeeded in passing through a little hole into my destination Yes…. I was rewarded by my gallantness Adieu my friends… I swim into life…. I will tell mama about you when she receives me…. The journey was tumultuous but I persevered Going through the rehearsed tunnel to my destiny My strength refreshed by my desire to live My vision of a life in a cave of my own Nourished abundantly by my mother’s blood Yes… By every love she has within her Her heartbeat will be my violin The heaving of her chest in breath my cushion Her laughter shall be my happy feet Her tears a reminder that I barely survived Oh... The Joy I have and the love building deep within me I surely will love her smile when I see her I will sleep cuddled with love in her bossom When though I cry, she shall sing a lullaby for me Her smiling face I will always see when I awake from sleep Revived I swam on to the chambers where my destiny laid Surrounded by a soothing wall of protection Home sweet home…. I grow in you at last mum….. My expectation was realized For love and shower was poured on me I lacked nothing… I had company What a great place to be Surrounded with the best I could ever wish for Can you hear me mum… I grow in you I will tell you how it is here when we meet I will tell you about my friends trapped that net I will tell you about the journey The obstacles I encountered and overcame Surely mum, you have in you a brave child I will protect you when I come out Never to poop on you except when necessary I love you mum…. I will love you more when I see you Four months is gone and I can see my fingers I could breath in fluid from you I can feel it when you touch me Even when you lie down in sleep… your heart beat assures me Surely you are the best mom ever…. I did noticed something… I am always bathed Hot water scalding me each moment Drugs I can’t digest fed to me frequently mom Let me tell you a secret mum I am special, immune to harmful drugs Why lie down so soon mum I am not ready to face you My bones are still too feeble to defend you Why is the tunnel opening mum The way is not yet prepared for my passage Why do I see a shiny object coming in mum Why do you bleed from its touch on you Help mum!!! My leg has been injured…. Help mum!!! I am wounded in my stomach My connection to you severed I can feel my fingers anymore I am weak and my breath is short-coming Mum!!! I see a hand coming in…. Pulling my soft flesh apart…. I am separated from you mum forever!!! But I know you were asleep You were not aware I am being killed Taken away from you and dismembered Wrapped to together in a thicker leathery net Disposed in a dark pit surrounded by terrible smells Guess what mum!!! I am gone to the bright right To rest forever with my creator…. But cherish you I will always… I forgive you mum for now I know I was never wanted in the first place I wish you had kept me!!! Adieu Mum!!! We will see next time And I hope to be born again…!!! |
Thanks by the way...... |
Thats the mindset of the people.... Not my fault I wrote it like that... I was surely under the influence of ALCOHOL wen I wrote this poem.... In fact, I typed it on my PC..... No editing.... I wanted to see wat it will luk lik when I become sober... So don't put the blame on me but on the Keg of Palmwine I drank..... @Goldie |
Thanks Brother, I appreciate... If only more people will come and comment.... Good or bad.... All will be accepted with good faith.... ![]() |
SACRED ROSE THE PALMWINE DRUNKER Hmmm my head spins from its base Hanging slightly from a frail neck My legs stagger from underneath itself For the earth quakes under me My eyes sees the vision of doubles Everything whirling around strangely before me I try to laugh but it aint coming For the hiccupping is really something to contend with I just can’t believe that I am drunk Palmwine flowing from the sacred trees Sacred Sheyz being the tapper Relished it I did for I love it Pumping in my blood with the yeast spreading My countenance changing with every single sip For the strength of my manhood lies therein “Sheyz bring one more keg” That’s my voice blurring that I can’t even comprehend Should I say I am wasted…. For palmwine has done the worst to me But to stop it is like dying in itself…. Haha…. I must drown all my sorrows in the keg Hills…. My sorrows compound for you The election is here and the votes casted The people all like you but there is a rival Come drown in this alcoholic ocean Then arm yourself for assassination Send Index to the great beyond…. For this affair is a do or die Funny I am ready to die with you…. There goes my precious Ola Battle ready, fire burning in her eyes Rock steady she will always be Ready to battle the females to cliché my love Fear not for at your palms my heart sleep Awaiting the day you will drive your blade through it…. Yes Ola… for the oracle has spoken Heart break will befall the man the gods have chosen for you… Could that be my Friend Omoisi The one we went hunting together…. Coming back limping after facing Ebiote For his strength is childish matched to hers Could it be his third limb is weak Surprised I am for he is a youth… One of our most feared warriors But alas a warrior he is in Pen but not in bed Well, come take Alomo…. For your sleeping giant it surely will wake…. The voice of the people rings in your head Discomfort lies the head with the crown But favour from the gods follows you… For Destiny now does you bidding O sacred Sil….. Watch for the sunning is rising on you And the crown is coming your way in no time Yes the Sacred gods have spoken The message transferred…. Do the bidding of the gods O SILHOUTTE….. Words from the keg…. Sacred palmwine of the sacred kingdom Blurrish but yet followed…. Spoken from the drunk mouth of Sacred Rose…. Heed thou… For a drunken prophet is risen…. |
OPEYEMI AD: sebi i tell u dat time say na lie u dey lie, by d way hw cum u wil show sum1 his back without twisting his neck...taaa! U don spoil finishOpeyemi... Once Upon a time, my grandfather na the greatest medicine man for the whole of egbiraland... People for far and near dey show im place.... The day wey the old man late, na the day I show this world... If you break am down, you go know say na me be im re-incarnation, so therefore, if i say I go show person im back without twisting im neck, e mean say i go turn the person to duck-folw... If you no want dey the same shoe with your oga, better, jeje arrange me the Alomo wey I request for... I need am to go make my kitten scream.. oya, kia kia make I put head.... ![]() Still dey careful o, I fit carry u show your back without twisting your neck..... ![]() |
What will you guys say about the M&V... It shows what we are experiencing now in Nigeria.... It looks like the world has been preplaned abi na programmed before no.... |
novaman: Eje ati Wura that the poster mentioned is actually a comedy, but in my honest opinion the special effect guy shouldn't have wasted his talent on that film, every scene in that film special effect; I stumble in the film when visiting one of my customersI watched the film... You might think the story line in the begining is going to be awesome with the whole shooting and bombing but the rest of the ![]() |
The Bollywood version of Unfaithful is called Murder... The storyline was so interesting, with the indians enacting sex scenes and then, you are kept on suspense.... First time I saw the indians kissing on screen before it finally became a normal sight.... |
Most Wanted = Set it Off (even the producer claimed never to have watched the Hollywood version).... Them many sef.... ![]() |
The last time wey I check, I think say na for inside toilet you dey sleep, wetin carry you come outside... Eh, acidtalk.... If no be say I dey very gentle eh, I for carry you show your back without twisting your neck..... ![]() |
E too dey early to show bar but make i just take one shot carry my self go shout for my GM head for office... E don tay wey me dey plan.... **strolls into the bar, sights opeyemi coming with a giant BULLDOG... Turns and runs for life fiercely chased by the bulldog... Moments later, returns with the bulldog prepared into hotdog garnished with lots of pepper and garlic** Barman, abeg pass me three bottles of chilled Legend!!! **finishes eating and hands the collar of the dog to Opeyemi... Turns and run into his car with Opeyemi weeping like a baby** ![]() |
Why be say Opeyemi think say I be babe... **Cocks his gun and faces him squarely** You be gay?... **Attampts to shoot, instead, a flag came out, drops gun and runs out, wildly pursued by Opeyemi**... Abeg make una save me from Opeyemi hand o.... My A**e still be Virgin o>>>>... |
I wan go house abeg... Barman, pass me small container of alomo make I carry dirty eyes first... |
OPEYEMI AD: u see d influence of alcohol, i been teling u people to stop going to garden wey no get Nafdac aproved. U wan tel me say u dnt knw dat na flat drink den give u drink, if i dey dere and notice dat i 4use slap clear ur face. Nw dat u don relocate to our bar nw noting dey hapen, u ar welcomeWhere I drink get NAFDAC reg number wella.... This na between me and you, "you don ever mix you small stout bottle after bottle with Alomo?".... When you try am, come back here come narrate the story.... ![]() |
See the way wey be say Opeyemi just full this thread like say na im get am... Where acidtalk disapear go sef.... **looks for him with torchlight and find him slumped inside the male restroom** O boy, wake up na... *opens eyes, smiles wryly and goes back to sleep** This guy don high finish o... Where barman dey sef.... ![]() |
Omolola1: why you dey look for amTell me say you no dey miss ur esteemed mod.... Any way sha, make i narrate this small experience... The last I visit bar go take some ishewu and small stout... infact no be bar sef na for Hidden Garden... After I don high finish, na so I start to dey look for my shoe.... I look under the chair, check everywhere, come begin dey even ask people wey siddon near me if them see my shoe... For my mind, na so I dey tell my self say "guy, you never high na, just keep on looking for your shoe even though you memory dey fail you". If I ask people, dem go just look me like say I get problem, turn start to dey laugh, for my side no be laughing matter o.... As e be say I don sweat finish, na so i say make I clean my face... Omo, na my shoe I see for my hand... Na so my eyes clears immediately as people start to dey laff me... I just carry leg run leave there o.... ![]() |
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