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LiteratureLast Words Of An Unborn Child by Foxybone(op): 10:07am On Jul 21, 2012
Ushered we were into the room
Years of training given to us by our silent feeders
Outrun your counterparts was all they said
My mind made up to be the best
I had trained for this and here am I
Face to face with destiny to prove myself
Yes and prove myself I did
We were propelled by an invisible force
When passion surged through the body of our maker
Through a red tunnel we passed in glee
Others falling by the way side
But alas we were trapped in a leathery cage
Lives being choked out of our being slowly
Hope to live vanishing before our eyes
But my hope did not diminish for once
My strength did not slack a bit
I struggled hard against the leathery net
Until I succeeded in passing through a little hole into my destination
Yes…. I was rewarded by my gallantness
Adieu my friends… I swim into life….
I will tell mama about you when she receives me….

The journey was tumultuous but I persevered
Going through the rehearsed tunnel to my destiny
My strength refreshed by my desire to live
My vision of a life in a cave of my own
Nourished abundantly by my mother’s blood
Yes… By every love she has within her
Her heartbeat will be my violin
The heaving of her chest in breath my cushion
Her laughter shall be my happy feet
Her tears a reminder that I barely survived
Oh... The Joy I have and the love building deep within me
I surely will love her smile when I see her
I will sleep cuddled with love in her bossom
When though I cry, she shall sing a lullaby for me
Her smiling face I will always see when I awake from sleep
Revived I swam on to the chambers where my destiny laid
Surrounded by a soothing wall of protection
Home sweet home…. I grow in you at last mum…..

My expectation was realized
For love and shower was poured on me
I lacked nothing… I had company
What a great place to be
Surrounded with the best I could ever wish for
Can you hear me mum… I grow in you
I will tell you how it is here when we meet
I will tell you about my friends trapped that net
I will tell you about the journey
The obstacles I encountered and overcame
Surely mum, you have in you a brave child
I will protect you when I come out
Never to poop on you except when necessary
I love you mum…. I will love you more when I see you

Four months is gone and I can see my fingers
I could breath in fluid from you
I can feel it when you touch me
Even when you lie down in sleep… your heart beat assures me
Surely you are the best mom ever….
I did noticed something… I am always bathed
Hot water scalding me each moment
Drugs I can’t digest fed to me frequently mom
Let me tell you a secret mum
I am special, immune to harmful drugs

Why lie down so soon mum
I am not ready to face you
My bones are still too feeble to defend you
Why is the tunnel opening mum
The way is not yet prepared for my passage
Why do I see a shiny object coming in mum
Why do you bleed from its touch on you
Help mum!!! My leg has been injured….
Help mum!!! I am wounded in my stomach
My connection to you severed
I can feel my fingers anymore
I am weak and my breath is short-coming
Mum!!! I see a hand coming in….
Pulling my soft flesh apart….
I am separated from you mum forever!!!
But I know you were asleep
You were not aware I am being killed
Taken away from you and dismembered
Wrapped to together in a thicker leathery net
Disposed in a dark pit surrounded by terrible smells
Guess what mum!!! I am gone to the bright right
To rest forever with my creator….
But cherish you I will always…

I forgive you mum for now I know
I was never wanted in the first place
I wish you had kept me!!!
Adieu Mum!!! We will see next time
And I hope to be born again…!!!
LiteratureRe: The Palmwine Drunker by Foxybone(op): 2:54pm On Jul 16, 2012
Thanks by the way......
LiteratureRe: The Palmwine Drunker by Foxybone(op): 1:25pm On Jul 16, 2012
Thats the mindset of the people.... Not my fault I wrote it like that... I was surely under the influence of ALCOHOL wen I wrote this poem.... In fact, I typed it on my PC..... No editing.... I wanted to see wat it will luk lik when I become sober... So don't put the blame on me but on the Keg of Palmwine I drank..... cool cool cool cool @Goldie(BBA)luks
LiteratureRe: The Palmwine Drunker by Foxybone(op): 11:22am On Jul 16, 2012
Thanks Brother, I appreciate... If only more people will come and comment.... Good or bad.... All will be accepted with good faith.... cool cool cool
LiteratureThe Palmwine Drunker by Foxybone(op):
SACRED ROSE THE PALMWINE DRUNKER

Hmmm my head spins from its base
Hanging slightly from a frail neck
My legs stagger from underneath itself
For the earth quakes under me
My eyes sees the vision of doubles
Everything whirling around strangely before me
I try to laugh but it aint coming
For the hiccupping is really something to contend with
I just can’t believe that I am drunk

Palmwine flowing from the sacred trees
Sacred Sheyz being the tapper
Relished it I did for I love it
Pumping in my blood with the yeast spreading
My countenance changing with every single sip
For the strength of my manhood lies therein
“Sheyz bring one more keg”
That’s my voice blurring that I can’t even comprehend
Should I say I am wasted….
For palmwine has done the worst to me
But to stop it is like dying in itself….
Haha…. I must drown all my sorrows in the keg

Hills…. My sorrows compound for you
The election is here and the votes casted
The people all like you but there is a rival
Come drown in this alcoholic ocean
Then arm yourself for assassination
Send Index to the great beyond….
For this affair is a do or die
Funny I am ready to die with you….

There goes my precious Ola
Battle ready, fire burning in her eyes
Rock steady she will always be
Ready to battle the females to cliché my love
Fear not for at your palms my heart sleep
Awaiting the day you will drive your blade through it….
Yes Ola… for the oracle has spoken
Heart break will befall the man the gods have chosen for you…

Could that be my Friend Omoisi
The one we went hunting together….
Coming back limping after facing Ebiote
For his strength is childish matched to hers
Could it be his third limb is weak
Surprised I am for he is a youth…
One of our most feared warriors
But alas a warrior he is in Pen but not in bed
Well, come take Alomo….
For your sleeping giant it surely will wake….

The voice of the people rings in your head
Discomfort lies the head with the crown
But favour from the gods follows you…
For Destiny now does you bidding
O sacred Sil…..
Watch for the sunning is rising on you
And the crown is coming your way in no time
Yes the Sacred gods have spoken
The message transferred….
Do the bidding of the gods O SILHOUTTE…..

Words from the keg….
Sacred palmwine of the sacred kingdom
Blurrish but yet followed….
Spoken from the drunk mouth of Sacred Rose….
Heed thou… For a drunken prophet is risen….
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Foxybone(m): 6:01pm On Jun 28, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: sebi i tell u dat time say na lie u dey lie, by d way hw cum u wil show sum1 his back without twisting his neck...taaa! U don spoil finish
Opeyemi... Once Upon a time, my grandfather na the greatest medicine man for the whole of egbiraland... People for far and near dey show im place.... The day wey the old man late, na the day I show this world... If you break am down, you go know say na me be im re-incarnation, so therefore, if i say I go show person im back without twisting im neck, e mean say i go turn the person to duck-folw... If you no want dey the same shoe with your oga, better, jeje arrange me the Alomo wey I request for... I need am to go make my kitten scream.. oya, kia kia make I put head.... grin grin grin

Still dey careful o, I fit carry u show your back without twisting your neck..... angry angry angry angry angry
ComputersRe: 3 Things Microsoft Cannot Explain by Foxybone(m): 4:52pm On Jun 27, 2012
What will you guys say about the M&V... It shows what we are experiencing now in Nigeria.... It looks like the world has been preplaned abi na programmed before no.... shocked shocked shocked
TV/MoviesRe: Foreign Movies Copied Into The Nigerian Home Videos by Foxybone(m): 3:43pm On Jun 27, 2012
novaman: Eje ati Wura that the poster mentioned is actually a comedy, but in my honest opinion the special effect guy shouldn't have wasted his talent on that film, every scene in that film special effect; I stumble in the film when visiting one of my customers
I watched the film... You might think the story line in the begining is going to be awesome with the whole shooting and bombing but the rest of the movie drama is a big apology... Damn, I hate nigeria film a lot.... In Assassin (Staring Mike Ezurounye), the beginning looked like Blue Streak (Martin Lawrence)... The rest.... APOLOGY.... angry angry angry
TV/MoviesRe: Foreign Movies Copied Into The Nigerian Home Videos by Foxybone(m): 3:14pm On Jun 27, 2012
The Bollywood version of Unfaithful is called Murder... The storyline was so interesting, with the indians enacting sex scenes and then, you are kept on suspense.... First time I saw the indians kissing on screen before it finally became a normal sight.... shocked shocked shocked
TV/MoviesRe: Foreign Movies Copied Into The Nigerian Home Videos by Foxybone(m): 2:36pm On Jun 27, 2012
Most Wanted = Set it Off (even the producer claimed never to have watched the Hollywood version).... Them many sef.... embarassed embarassed embarassed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Foxybone(m): 11:39am On Jun 27, 2012
The last time wey I check, I think say na for inside toilet you dey sleep, wetin carry you come outside... Eh, acidtalk.... If no be say I dey very gentle eh, I for carry you show your back without twisting your neck..... angry angry angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Foxybone(m): 9:30am On Jun 27, 2012
E too dey early to show bar but make i just take one shot carry my self go shout for my GM head for office... E don tay wey me dey plan.... **strolls into the bar, sights opeyemi coming with a giant BULLDOG... Turns and runs for life fiercely chased by the bulldog... Moments later, returns with the bulldog prepared into hotdog garnished with lots of pepper and garlic** Barman, abeg pass me three bottles of chilled Legend!!! **finishes eating and hands the collar of the dog to Opeyemi... Turns and run into his car with Opeyemi weeping like a baby** grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Foxybone(m): 5:47pm On Jun 26, 2012
Why be say Opeyemi think say I be babe... **Cocks his gun and faces him squarely** You be gay?... **Attampts to shoot, instead, a flag came out, drops gun and runs out, wildly pursued by Opeyemi**... Abeg make una save me from Opeyemi hand o.... My A**e still be Virgin o>>>>... shocked shocked shocked shocked
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Foxybone(m): 6:12pm On Jun 25, 2012
I wan go house abeg... Barman, pass me small container of alomo make I carry dirty eyes first...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Foxybone(m): 11:07am On Jun 25, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: u see d influence of alcohol, i been teling u people to stop going to garden wey no get Nafdac aproved. U wan tel me say u dnt knw dat na flat drink den give u drink, if i dey dere and notice dat i 4use slap clear ur face. Nw dat u don relocate to our bar nw noting dey hapen, u ar welcome
Where I drink get NAFDAC reg number wella.... This na between me and you, "you don ever mix you small stout bottle after bottle with Alomo?".... When you try am, come back here come narrate the story.... tongue tongue tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Foxybone(m): 11:03am On Jun 25, 2012
See the way wey be say Opeyemi just full this thread like say na im get am... Where acidtalk disapear go sef.... **looks for him with torchlight and find him slumped inside the male restroom** O boy, wake up na... *opens eyes, smiles wryly and goes back to sleep** This guy don high finish o... Where barman dey sef.... grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Foxybone(m): 9:40am On Jun 25, 2012
Omolola1: why you dey look for am
Tell me say you no dey miss ur esteemed mod.... Any way sha, make i narrate this small experience...

The last I visit bar go take some ishewu and small stout... infact no be bar sef na for Hidden Garden... After I don high finish, na so I start to dey look for my shoe.... I look under the chair, check everywhere, come begin dey even ask people wey siddon near me if them see my shoe... For my mind, na so I dey tell my self say "guy, you never high na, just keep on looking for your shoe even though you memory dey fail you". If I ask people, dem go just look me like say I get problem, turn start to dey laugh, for my side no be laughing matter o.... As e be say I don sweat finish, na so i say make I clean my face... Omo, na my shoe I see for my hand... Na so my eyes clears immediately as people start to dey laff me... I just carry leg run leave there o.... embarassed embarassed embarassed

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