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Larry-Sun, na me you finish eh? I no complete my job no mean say I no sabi complete am, e mean say I dey check d market value. Anuofia.

By the way, if I be pikin, wetin me go call you? Sake of say you put that picture wey you use ova size cloth snap no mean say ur age add pass your original age o. So forget all dos mighty grammar wey you dey use. You na small boy to the core ma.



Still I foxy jor...

VanTee20: Probably tomorrow. I might update today if I get the chance though.

Br3nd4: Lmao ur own don finish oo


But come o, what's up with the late updates? Hope ure good.

VanTee20: .

rachiks: hmmmm, at long last. I almost got tired at a time but the comedic nature of the story kept me going. Thanks to u flow, but the vomit u ate kept me throwing up as if i was the one that ate it.

True talk

[quote author=Larry-Sun]Write another chapter on that and bid for frontpage.[/quote]Nope.. Not gonna... Forget it jor.. Person no dey play with you.

Always too serious for my liking walai

[quote author=Larry-Sun]Have fun.[/quote]Kai... This man... You get babe at all?

[quote author=Larry-Sun]How old are you, Foxy?[/quote]This is just fiction my friend... No need bring age ish into the matter... Haba, join the fun na

[quote author=Larry-Sun]I'm great. I've really lagged behind in your Classic, but I'll meet up soon.[/quote]Oya welcome back from your self-imposed exile.

Come and continue this story and I want you to tell them the whole truth.

NERDS ARE ANNOYING (LARRY-SUN GETS PUNCHED)


“Why must you meddle into matters that don’t concern you?”

Foxybone asked Larry-Sun his eye burning red with anger. This was the umpteenth time that Larry-Sun is getting involved with Foxybone’s personal issues and it was so annoying.

“You don’t understand, it is he that wants the best for you that points out your wrong”

Larry-Sun replied trying to justify what he just did.

“Pointing out my wrong like telling me in public that my teeth stinks abi?”

Foxy screamed the rage in him spilling outside that his once fair face had turned red with suppressed anger.

“I did not mean it that way, it was an idiomatic expression to make you understand you were beginning to talk out of like.”

He answered.

“Idiomatic expression in front of all those babes abi? Did you even consider my feelings before spewing that garbage from you box of literary collection?”

Foxy asked again, this time drawing a foot close to Larry-Sun his fist clenched ready to cast a punch on Larry-Sun’s jaw.

“Well, it helped you because you finally kept your mouth shut.”

He answered raising his voice a little higher. That ended the whole stuff for what followed was a cracking sound like bone being broken in two. Well no bone was broken, it was just the sound of Foxybone’s fist landing squarely on Larry’s jaw.

“Yeehhh, na me you blow?”

Larry-Sun spoke English for the first time since he became Foxybone’s roommate.

“No, I just test your face make I see the softness”

Foxy replied sarcastically.

“Owk, you just brought it on yourself, you are going to face the full wrath of my anger. I am going to show you what it means to fukkcc with me.”

Larry-Sun screamed and ran outside the house.

What had he gone to do Foxy kept asking himself but he was already blinded with anger to even care, all he cared about was Larry-Sun provoking him more and receiving the beating of his life from him.

Foxybone was stronger, fatter, thicker and worked out regularly in the gym while Larry was just a sorry sight, a nerd who never left his book. He went out of line the very first day that Foxybone had asked him to accompany him to a party. That same day Foxy dealt him a punch and that same day he ran out of the house to go and mobilize himself.

Here is the story:

“O boy, one party dey o but no be me go do MC, I just wan go rock all those girls nyash.”

Foxybone told his ever annoying roommate whose gaze was fixed on an Engineering Mathematics textbook.

“Ehen, you will have to gist me when you come back.”

Larrysun replied obviously uninterested. This dude has no iota of social life in him, just book, book and book, Foxy reasoned. He would have to take him out tonight.

“Why I go gist you when you go follow me go there yourself so that you go see for yourself.”

Foxybone tried to persuade him.

“Not at all, I’m not going anywhere, I just came here to get a degree.”

He answered. The dude was acting tough, who else came to the university and had spent 2 years out of 5 years and would want to leave with a Diploma Foxy asked himself.

“I know na but this one na educational party, we go dey learn and dey flex at the same time”.

Foxy chipped it. At the mention of the word, “Learn”, Larry-Sun became interested.

“Are you sure of what you are saying because I can’t find any correlation between learning and partying.”

He responded.

“See, over book dey worry you, na the professors from our department self dey host the party and I sure say them go teach us wetin go comot for test tomorrow.”

Foxybone was winning the battle.

“Owk, I will attend the party.”

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“Wetin be this for your hand”

Foxybone asked as he waited impatiently for the Nerd of his roommate to appear from his room.

“Quantum Physics”

Larry-Sun replied.

“I forgot to add that we would all be given free textbooks so you don’t need this one and you don’t need the shirt and trousers you are putting on either. I will give you some of my clothes to chose from.”

Foxybone led Larry-Sun back into the room.

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If the party had not met Larry-Sun’s expectation is not for me to say since he is also here and reading it. Let’s hear from the horse’s mouth how he felt and what he saw when he attended the party and what happened after he returned from where he had gone leaving the threat he had threatened Foxybone with hanging on the air.

Well, what I know is, there was a NARROW ESCAPE.

VanTee20: Don't say anything just continue

[quote author=Larry-Sun]You've already started a lot which you didn't complete.[/quote]What can me say?

[quote author=Larry-Sun]It sucks with just a single update.[/quote]Can't start what I won't complete so I prefer to live it at this...

[quote author=Larry-Sun]Frontpage after just an update? Nice work though. Revisit the spellings: *leave (live) *thought (taught)[/quote]Na only one update na... I no get plans to continue.

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Why is this in the religion section? Shouldnt this be in the fiction section? By the way, is there a fiction section ?[/quote]My friend, this is not fiction but stark reality staring at you.

The last column is pure reality, happened to me

Front page please