₦airaland Forum

good for u

good for u

life is not a bed of roses
we are nothing but pencil in the hand of the creator

i wish i could become the president of Nigeria

men are naturally promiscuous
thats their nature
its in the blood

in yoruba language
mo ni fe e

then u teach her how to cook mr steward

hmnnnnnnnnnn
still thinking

i dont think so

rip

na wa oo
are we not Nigerians

sweetpie23:
he is breaking up with u in a sensible way.

lol

ok ooo
dem don hear u ooo

dictionary meaning
meaning 1
to have a strong feeling of affection for someone, combined with sexual attraction.
meaning 2
a strong feeling of caring about someone especially a member of your family or a close friend

Ebonyeyes:
Tragically obvious you have a self-hating Nugor why the hell are you with him?

i taya too ooo

Mystery 1:
When she becomes as silly as your question.

lol

AfroCynic:
Come to think of it, I know some Igbo people that speak Yoruba better than some Yoruba people but I am yet to meet a Yoruba person that can speak Igbo! I think that is something worth giving credit for, I would love to be able to speak;

Yoruba
Igbo
Hausa
Urhobo

That would make me a very happy bunny.

because the yorubas are accommodating while the reverse is the case

e don tey
no be today

MugSmasher:
Am always happy when i hear about girls and abortion. Its always a good thing to know that a girl has had an abortion and it only goes to show how gullible and silly she was. These days i try to date vunerable women who end up enjoying sex so much and in between they end up getting pregnant and missing their period. Those 2-3 weeks they have missed their periods is so hilarious when you see them scared and shaking and talking all kind of sh**t to see if the preganancy will go away and you end up coercing them to do the abortion unless their lives will be over as they know it.

They take 1 week or so weighing the pros and cons of it and the fear of humilation drives them to accept it and plead with me not to tell anybody, not knowing i am laughing inside and spilled the beans to some of my boys that that LovePeddler is about to "drop one very soon"

Getting an abortion doctor is so damn simple cos some of them were university buddies and will take chump change to do a d/c on them and i always make sure the doctor performs the painful one when he inserts a plier looking object deep into their va-gina and draws out the foetus. You can always hear the whincing and screaming and oozing of blood by the chic when am sitting outside close to the room that she is been perforated untop . . and at that moment i am laughing myself hoarse thinking how this same LovePeddler in the abortion room was doing shakara for me when i was toasting her and all her forming and silly words. Now she is crying blood as they are about to remove possible her last chance to be a mother and most of the time, i would be fairly comfortable if the doctor tells me privately that her womb has been permanently damaged and when i hear stuffs like that, i know mission accomplished and after a week or so of trying to feel sympathetic with her for losing the child, i pick up a violent quarrel and break up with her to complete the cycle.

I can't count how many times i have gone through this process with women but i really do enjoy what i do and even though the chic ends up swearing for me as if i give a rats backside, i try and leak the story to my boys who end up spreading the word to other prospective boys to avoid her and thats when that shakara looking biatch ends up going to churc to become a full born again because her social life has been partally ruined while mine is just beginning!

Gosh i am glad i wasnt born a woman

what an episode
_{***yawn and hissed at him***}

what about Oworonshoki